Chapter 2020 A Little Commotion in Gensokyo

Forget it, it's useless to talk to this princess of one hundred thousand integrity. She only does things that she thinks are normal, but in fact, her integrity is crazy.

I sighed feebly and continued to observe this small and medium-sized village.

It's hard to tell how big this village not far from the foot of the shrine mountain is. The place farther away is shrouded in a faint mist, and no matter how sharp the eyes are, it can't penetrate it. I find that it is difficult to have a good view in Gensokyo. It allows my titanium alloy wolf eyes to exert their power.

This is probably the characteristic of Gensokyo, I thought to myself, maybe because Gensokyo is too small, the red and white princess is afraid of the powerful monsters, so she can see the entire Gensokyo in the blink of an eye, and then circle around three times in the blink of an eye. , so use this trick to make it look big here.

"What's the name of this village?" I finally remembered that I didn't know the name of the village yet.

"East Village."

"It's really simple. Does that mean the shrine is located to the east of Gensokyo?"

"Who knows?"

"Let me know! Aren't you the guardian of Gensokyo? What if you can't tell the difference between east, west and north?" I looked at the Red and White Princess with contempt. This guy really didn't do his job properly.

"Sorry, I don't want to be lectured like this by a guy who really can't tell the difference between east, west and north."

"Who? Who are you talking about?" I looked around with a tactful (?) look of confusion.

"Isn't this His Highness Reimu? I haven't gone down the mountain for a long time. What are you busy with?" At this time, in the yard of a roadside house surrounded by fences, an old woman, probably sitting in front of her house to bask in the sun, was facing us. Smiling and waving in greeting.

"It's not like those guys keep people busy." The red and white princess sighed, pushed open the fence door and entered the yard.

"It's really hard work. Your Highness Reimu is really good at this kind of thing. Thanks to His Highness Reimu for protecting everyone, we can live in peace of mind. If it's a pity, I really hope I can help you too."

"Where, where, this is my job, isn't Grandma Mickey also contributing her own strength? Everyone just performs their duties."

See what I heard? From the mouth of the red and white princess, she actually said three words: "Everyone performs his own duties."

I was shocked and in disbelief.

"This is..." Granny Mickey's eyes fell on me.

"Just a guy who eats and drinks for free at the shrine."

As soon as I finished speaking, a blow fell on the red and white princess's forehead. I gritted my teeth and looked at her, and the veins on my forehead kept trembling.

"If you think about it carefully, am I really eating and drinking for free?"

Remember, whose father was making a cheerful sound yesterday?

"Didn't you let me say that?" The red and white princess covered her forehead and looked at me dissatisfied.

"I didn't ask you to say the exact opposite, you idiot!" He angrily hit the coffee table. Is this guy a straight-headed person who just goes west if he doesn't want to go east? Still pretending to be stupid.

"Well, there's really nothing we can do." After shaking her witch sleeves, the red and white princess coughed a few times to moisten her throat. Her expression became a little more serious, she faced Granny Mickey and pointed at me.

"Allow me to reintroduce you. This is the man who plans to marry me."

My old blood spurted out.

"You...you, you, you!!!!" I pulled the Red and White Princess' shoulders and shook her constantly. I was about to cry. According to this rhythm, it won't be long before I can be crowned the Public Enemy of Gensokyo. of the throne.

"Isn't it?" The Red and White Princess showed an innocent look: "Isn't this the purpose of offering so much money?"

"What part of your brain did you use to guess this fallacy?"

"I had a flash of inspiration while drinking tea."

"Isn't this a flash of inspiration that makes your brain watery?"

"Okay, this is the last time. I really can't be willful anymore." The red and white princess sighed, as if she couldn't do anything to me, a naughty kid. It's obvious that the victim is me, the victim is obviously me!

"Let me introduce you for the last time. This is... the financial owner who developed a deep relationship with me while working on repairing the shrine..."

"Get rid of it, sponsor!" After grinding his teeth several times, although he was still a little reluctant, he reluctantly accepted this introduction.

"Hohohoho, it's great to be young. It's rare to see anyone who can keep up with His Highness Reimu's words." Grandma Miqi looked on and laughed.

No, no, no, I can't keep up, let alone want to keep up. That means my moral integrity is losing as fast as these hundred thousand moral princesses. I just cover the faucet of moral integrity for her and myself. .

"Grandma Mickey is the village chief of Dongzhi Village. Although the village is not big, there are always a lot of troubles because there are all kinds of people living there. Thanks to Grandma Mickey's mediation."

The Red and White Princess then introduced me, saying, "It would be great if you could introduce me as you introduced the other person."

"Hello, Grandma Miqi, my name is Wu Fan. Nice to meet you."

"Hello, young man. Judging from your appearance, you should not be from the East Village."

"Yes."

"But, it's not like the people in the other three villages. Could it be that... they are monsters?"

"Well..." I looked slightly stunned, considering whether to hide the fact that I was an outsider. I saw the red and white princess secretly winking at me from the side, and I was convinced.

"Yes, I am a monster." I lied without blushing and out of breath. Thanks to the red and white princess, I didn't feel ashamed at all.

"It's so rare to see monsters that look the same as humans." Grandma Mickey nodded her head and did not continue to ask me what kind of monster I was. It was probably the type of monster in Gensokyo. There were so many that even she could remember it. Can't live.

"Grandma Mickey, it's my first time to come to Dongzhi Village. I'm very curious about how big it is and how many people there are. The whole village is shrouded in fog, and it's really hard to see clearly at a glance."

"Well, we have to figure it out, because goblins living in the forest and monsters from other places often visit the village. If you don't count these, there are about five people who have lived in the east village. About a thousand."

"Five thousand... is quite a lot. Are they all mainly humans?"

I tried my best to act like a curious baby. If I came alone and asked these questions, I might be regarded as a suspicious person inquiring about the village's information and be kicked out. But with the Red and White Princess by my side, it was different. This guy It's still useful occasionally.

"Yes, of course there are many elves, dwarves, and other kinds of monsters. Young man... No, since you are a monster, I can't call you that. Maybe you are older than me. I am sorry."

"No, please just call me that. Although I am a monster, I am not very old."

"Pretend to be young." The red and white princess complained without losing any opportunity.

"Shut up." I used the knife again. Has this honest princess forgotten who asked me to pretend to be a monster? Be careful, I will stop the show and break the news.

"We have such a good relationship. Did you two really just meet?"

"I don't want to be associated with this guy if I can."

"If possible, I hope it has nothing to do with this guy's pocketbook."

The Red and White Princess and I said in unison, then glared at each other.

"Hohoho, okay, okay, Your Highness Reimu, and this youkai-sama, please calm down. We can get to know each other and be together. We must cherish this fate."

This should be called bad luck, right? I shuddered, but the voice of Grandma Miqi revealed a peaceful and wonderful power that can calm people down. Probably because of this, we can solve the problem in this village. Disputes among ethnically diverse residents may be troublesome.

Suddenly, there was an explosion about a few miles away, followed by a slightly chaotic sound.

"Oops, it seems we are in trouble again." Grandma Mickey stood up, nodded slightly and smiled at us.

"Then, please allow me to excuse you, Your Highness Reimu, and this youkai-sama."

"Aren't you going to help?" Looking at Granny Miqi's leaving figure, I licked my lips in the direction of the explosion.

"It's not necessary. It's better to let the village solve ordinary minor troubles internally. If even minor troubles can't be solved, then it's a real trouble."

"Although it is a small trouble, Grandma Mickey is an ordinary human being, and she is not very strong. Aren't you afraid of accidents?"

"An Xin, there are still a lot of monsters who live in this village and yearn for peace. These people are similar to the village guards. If someone does not know what is good, they will be met with violence."

The red and white princess chuckled, as if many such things had happened, recalling the pitiful end of those guys.

"Is there a powerful monster living in this village?"

"Well, and there are more than one, it would be a bit troublesome even for me to deal with them."

I nodded my head clearly and said, because the racial composition is complex, it is impossible to make too many detailed rules. And according to the Red and White Princess, many monsters are guys who seriously lack common sense. If there are not a few A strong guardian with absolute strength will definitely cause big trouble.

"Okay, let's continue buying food. We have to fill the basket." The red and white princess turned and left without looking at the commotion.

Glancing at the empty baskets, I sensed that a long shopping trip would follow.

Sure enough, it was not until the afternoon that this seemingly small basket was filled with various vegetables, meat and rice. Princess Red and White effortlessly shook the basket and felt the heavy food inside. weight, and smiled with satisfaction.

"Okay, this should be fine."

"Go back, I'm tired of shopping." I yawned and said, although I can see new and strange races here from time to time, but after seeing too many, I won't be surprised anymore. No wonder Grandma Miqi treats me like this. There was no reaction from the [New Monster Race] at all.

By the way, I seemed to have seen a ghost just now. Is there a race like the ghost clan? Are they incarnated from the souls of dead people? Do you want to wake up the little ghosts to say hello to them, kiss them or something?

With this question in mind, I followed the footsteps of the red and white princess and walked toward the entrance of the village. At this moment, there was another commotion in front of me.

Something went wrong again? Grandma Miqi must have been very busy. I took a quick look and continued walking. This was already the fifth commotion since I entered the village. Again, I was used to it.

But this time the commotion was a bit special, because it was directed at us.

Within a few seconds, a clear path opened up among the crowd in front, and an icy blue figure rushed across the passage like a cannonball.

"Found the idiot Reimu!" ​​A familiar voice sounded. I groaned and raised my head. Isn't she my cheap idiot daughter? This guy has just left me for a day and is full of energy and starting to make trouble. Should I feel happy or sad?

"Hurry up and return mom to me. It must be the idiot Reimu who is causing trouble in secret, so mom will leave me alone." I don't know what kind of thinking went on in Cirno's mind during this day. Supplement, in short, our future ice queen candidate was very angry when he saw the red and white princess.

The queen candidate was very angry, and the consequences were serious. No, she...well, she was subdued.

Can you please let me, the narrator, finish speaking before you fall down?

Like a driven zombie, a talisman was affixed to the center of Cirno's forehead. The talisman erupted with a burst of lightning every few seconds, so my idiot daughter fell to the ground numb all over.

"But... damn, for the sake of mother, Cirno will never admit defeat." Although her whole body was shaking from the electric shock, Cirno still struggled and stood up with difficulty, looking at the red and white princess with firm eyes.

Please, please, don’t do such stupid things for me, please admit defeat.

I hid my face in embarrassment and couldn't bear to see it. I wanted to say something, but I knew that I was in my true form now. If I rushed up to Cirno for a [mother-daughter meeting], she would definitely freeze her into a popsicle.

"Bring Cirno's mother... back!" With a loud shout, Cirno instantly transformed into the Five Little Strongmen and rushed forward again despite the pain.

It's a pity that she has the appearance of the five Xiaoqiang but no aura of the protagonist. She was restrained by the second talisman again.

"Wu, it's almost time to wake up." The red and white princess said to Cirno, but her eyes were aimed at me, as if to say, you, mother, should you think of a way to solve this trouble?

"I... will never wake up. I will never lose, not to the idiot Reimu." Cirno became afraid again and flew towards him with six small ice wings.

At me.

Eh...Ehhhhh?

Could it be that my identity has been revealed?

I was surprised for a moment, but found that there was evil intention in Cirno's blue eyes, and then I realized that my identity was not revealed, and I breathed a sigh of relief.

Wait, now is not the time to breathe easy!

When he came back to his senses, Cirno had already appeared in front of him, a sharp light flashed from the corner of his eyes, as if to say "Auntie!"

She swooped over at a low altitude, and grabbed my heels with her two small hands. The cold power spread up, and in the blink of an eye, a thick layer of frost formed below the knees, which was connected to the ground, making it impossible to move.

After completing all this, Cirno quickly retreated with a proud laugh.

"You know how powerful I am, you idiot Reimu. How do you feel when your friends are bullied? Feel the pain and regret, hahahaha."

With his hands on his hips, this guy was completely carried away.

"No, I don't feel anything." At some point, the red and white princess had already set up a coffee table next to her, brewed a pot of tea, and took a sip. Her leisurely and contented look seemed to be saying, "Go on, don't worry about me." continue.

"You feel something!" I roared angrily and tried to pull my foot out of the ice, but couldn't.

Although she is an idiot⑨, her fighting ability is more than⑨. I am no match for her in my true form. My feet are frozen and it is normal for me to be unable to pull them out for a while.

What makes me most angry is not Cirno's behavior, but the red and white princess in front of me who has entered the theater mode. When Cirno rushed up just now, she could have stopped her, but she was watching the theater from the sidelines.

I really want to join the shrine demolition team, Scarlet Devil Mansion, team up and apply!

System prompt: [Scarlet Devil Mansion] has rejected your application for team formation.

"..."

At this time, I am still happily complaining about myself. It seems that I am also a great guy.

"Hmph, there's no use pretending to be calm." Cirno said through gritted teeth after receiving a blow.

No, no, no, I can testify to this. That guy is definitely not pretending to be calm now, but is really calm.

I looked at this scene expressionlessly, not knowing what kind of expression to show.

"Accept your fate, your accomplice has been subdued, and it will be your turn next, idiot Reimu." Pointing at the red and white princess who was still drinking tea, Cirno shouted, just when I thought she would look like Just like before, the pig rushed forward to die, but...

As I said, Cirno's combat IQ is not weak. With just one move of her little hand, she immediately called another companion over.

As soon as his vision dimmed, as Cirno's friend appeared, the day seemed to suddenly turn into evening, and the light became dim.

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