Chapter 2032 Big Ass Cracked

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"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu My cousin came back from hell and became even more ruthless, meow. Sure enough, he was infected by the aura there, meow?"

Holding her red forehead, Feini turned around and looked at me with tears in her eyes. That expression, that look, was not too overwhelming. Not far away, Lal, who was playing with his father's majesty, took one look at it and ran to pour cold water and hit the wall. We went. Fortunately, the two barbarians Doug and Geoff have a slightly different aesthetic sense from normal people. Otherwise, the scene where the three brothers poured cold water on each other and hit the wall would have been more spectacular and worth it. Use a memory crystal to take a photo to remember (fan) and remember (mai).

After coming back to my senses, I looked at Feini and kept shaking my head, no, no, no, I have always been like this to you. It definitely didn't change after going around in the hell world. Besides, I was very affectionate towards you before. .

For some reason, I have become more immune to the charm of Feini, a peerless transvestite who is known as a male killer. Is it because after returning from hell, we have become more pure men and our will has become stronger? Yes, it's definitely because of this, not because I have realized some strange transformation and become further immune to the charm of women. How can such a thing be possible, hahahaha.

I don’t know why, but I feel the laughter inside. Extremely pale and weak.

"Elder, please forgive my Fini's rudeness." Oona and Bisi walked over together and saluted me dignifiedly.

"Hey, where is it, but it really needs a little more training." I waved casually.

"That's right. I will consider the elder's proposal carefully." Oona nodded thoughtfully.

"Please do consider it."

"Woo, don't discuss such terrible things in front of me, okay? Cousin, don't encourage Oona, she is very scary when she is serious." Feini listened at the side. Trembling and shaking.

"Just kidding. Haha."

"Yes, you're just kidding. It's true, Feini, why am I so scary? Don't say anything rude in front of everyone."

Oona also smiled gracefully along with her. But his eyes were not smiling at all. When I saw this scene, I was refreshed, no black, no Oona. Well done, this is the script I've been waiting for.

Turning around, I looked at Bi Si who was silent and watching this scene with a warm and satisfied smile.

Bisi is still the same, with long bangs that cover her eyes, covering up half of her thrilling beauty. I always thought that those girls with braids in anime took off their glasses and loosened their braids and became The setting of "Peerless Beauty" is a bit imaginative. In the real world, there is no such thing as changing your hairstyle or taking off a pair of glasses to become a peerless beauty.

It wasn't until I saw Bisi, or to be precise, I saw Bisi with her bangs parted, that I realized that I was ignorant.

"Hey, Bisi." I waved to her.

"Hello, Mr. Elder." The sudden greeting made Bisi blush slightly, lowered her head nervously, and saluted. She was such a polite child, very well-behaved.

Maybe it's because I've been coaxing Cirno too much. Recently, I always like to touch people's heads and tell them they're good. No, I almost couldn't hold it back anymore. I said to the two of you next to me, why are you showing regretful expressions? Do you want me to touch your heads too? ? I won’t talk about the possibility of Feini. Why are you saying sorry, Oona? I don’t have any cute or dark attributes at all. Really, this is the only one I am definitely not lying about!

After thinking about it, I took back the hand that almost fell on Bisi's head, and looked at Oona and Fini in surprise, who were staring at my hand.

"Speaking of which, I didn't expect that Mr. Elder, you went to the hell world. This guy Feini knew it but didn't tell us. It's true." Oona seemed to be trying to cover up something. She quickly opened her mouth to break the silence and knocked on the phone. One note from Feeney.

"Woo, if I told you, wouldn't you be more worried, meow?" Feini covered her head and looked at Oona aggrievedly.

"In short, it's your fault for concealing the truth. Elder, you don't know. The moment I knew you went to the hell world, Bisi whined~~~" After saying this, she couldn't continue, because she was tightly held by Bisi. He covered his mouth tightly.

"That's why I'm very worried about the elder," Bisi stuttered and explained with a blush on her face while covering Oona's mouth.

Stop it, Oona is almost suffocated.

I pointed at Oona, who was blushing. Bisi was startled and quickly let go. Then, like a frightened and overwhelmed little rabbit surrounded by wolves, she lowered her head and played with her sleeves, thinking hard. Thinking, suddenly an idea flashed.

"So, you, the elder, specially brewed a jar of wine to give you a shock." As she said that, Bisi asked for a jar of wine from Feini, with the momentum of forcing you to accept it even if it was crushed in your arms. Hand it straight up.

"Okay, if I bother you to worry about it, I can't thank you enough for making this for me." I was stunned. Although I don't like drinking, how could Bisi's hard work go to waste? Let's go on, come on. Doug, you drunkard, don't look at me like a tiger, go ahead, how could Bisi waste all her good intentions on you!

For some reason, Oona and Feini were holding their foreheads and sighing again, looking at the relieved Bis with angry eyes.

"Come on, come on, don't stand here, go to everyone else, Nana, here to pick up the guests~~" I yelled at Princess Wannian who was chatting with the girls over there, full of malice.

There was a "swish" sound, and the sword hit my forehead. I staggered, took a few steps back, and took a look at the murder weapon that fell to the ground. Was it not the white thin sword on Princess Wannian's waist? Fortunately, it was not unsheathed, otherwise it would not be as simple as bleeding from the forehead.

"I'm sorry, I got rid of it." Princess Wannian came over with a spring-breathing smile.

"How on earth do you let go so that the sword hanging on your waist can fly out and hit someone? You should explain it to me!" I pointed at this guy who was talking nonsense and yelled.

"As soon as I come out [to pick up guests], it will fly out automatically. Are you satisfied with this answer, monkey?" Princess Wannian looked at me with a smile on her face, but there was no smile in her eyes.

"Very good. In this world, you really have more time to use force to speak." I clenched my fists and couldn't bear it anymore.

"Come on, monkey, let me see if your tree-climbing skills have deteriorated."

"Tsk. My general is defeated. How dare you be so arrogant."

"It's just a monkey, not worth mentioning."

With two "dong-dong" sounds, Princess Wannian and I were each knocked on the head and turned around. Seeing him with a bright smile. Dia's back was radiating cold air. The two of us were stunned for a moment, then obediently put away our weapons and stood still.

"Forget it Fanfan, what happened to Nana? She is usually very mature and steady." Dia sighed and scolded softly.

Wait a minute, Tia, what do you mean by this, what does "It's okay to be ordinary", why should I give up, why should I give up, what have I done wrong, how can I say this in a tone of giving up? .

My whole body was pale and I just felt tired.

"I'm sorry, Tia. I don't know why, but I always do stupid things when I'm with this monkey. Maybe it's affected by his intelligence-reducing aura." Princess Wannian pressed her temples, as if she had woken up after being bewitched. look like.

Reduce your intelligence! It's obviously a high-end [Beep] doll! ! !

Huha, huha, I finally said it, even though it was only in my heart, I was still a little happy.

"Oh Huo, is it already so lively?" A familiar voice came from not far away. Really, these guys come one by one, don't they know the master's hard work?

I stood up with my head held high, and was about to give a righteous scolding. When I saw the person coming, the sense of justice on my face suddenly turned into flattery, and I came up to him like a dog and nodded.

"Hello, Lady Lucia, welcome, welcome."

"Humph." For some reason, this arrogant little fox suddenly turned his head away angrily.

"Boss Fan, you're wrong, it should be a welcome back." Malagbi suddenly became smart.

"You're right, welcome home." I immediately corrected myself.

"Who is from the same family as you, a bad guy? Go, go, go. I'm busy, and I don't have time to talk to you and the bad guy." The little fox's face softened a little, but he waved at me to chase me away arrogantly.

"What are you talking about? Lady Lucia has traveled thousands of miles to come back to see me. How can I neglect my guests?"

"Who said I rushed back to see you, bah bah bah, shameless villain, I just happened to come back to rest, rest!"

After hearing this, Malagbi and the others snickered and gave a look of understanding [you know the character of the eldest sister], I said, where is the white wolf?

Ah, bastard, when did this guy master teleportation, and he ran to Lena without anyone noticing!

"By the way, I heard from Tamoya that you two went to the third world together, is that right?" Looking back with a glare, I turned my head and casually dropped the topic.

"Uh-huh, from now on the third world is no longer exclusive to a bad guy like you, don't be so proud." When he said this, the little fox's tail suddenly raised proudly.

"That's it, that's it. Lady Lucia is so powerful and majestic. How can the little Third World stop you from being trampled by your iron hooves." I nodded and bowed repeatedly, glanced at Malagby and Cook, and winked. Although the two of them were bachelors and idiots, they still knew how to look at the atmosphere. As soon as their eyes fell, they ran over to brag with Doug and the others.

"You bad pervert, what do you want to do?" The little fox noticed these little actions and looked at me warily.

"What do you want to do?" I looked at her aggrievedly, and from an angle that no one could see, I reached out and quietly held the little fox's delicate, boneless hand.

"You also said you don't want to do anything. You are a big pervert and a bad guy. You have no credibility at all. I'm warning you, let go quickly or the consequences will be serious!" The little fox's face turned red, and he glanced around, wagging his beautiful and supple fox tail. Shake it and put it aside with the green light on and the "safe, safe" prompt.

Then, she made a magical struggling movement that seemed very reluctant but actually used no strength at all, to show that she had struggled. But the "enemy" was too powerful and lustful, so I had no choice but to obey him reluctantly.

"Little fox, thank you." I squeezed my little hand tightly, took a step forward, and looked at this arrogant sky fox with deep affection.

"Thank you, thank you. Are you thanking Tianhu for lending me my hand to hold? You are such an idiot and a liar. Don't tell me that you haven't held other girls' hands before."

The little fox's face turned even redder and his eyes evaded. He said carefully.

"I heard what Akara said." The distance can't get any closer. Otherwise, it would be too obvious, so I had to lower my head and get closer to the little sky fox, which was starting to become shy.

"Talmoya and I are trying to run to Harrogath. You want to tinker with the World Stone there, right?"

"That's not the case." The little fox shook his head in denial.

"Don't lie. It's impossible for Akara to lie to me about this kind of thing. You guys are really stupid, let alone the World Stone in the third world. In the World Stone Fortress, there is Baal's true body watching, and he also It has been destroyed and useless. It is impossible to enter the hell world from there. When I first heard it, my heart almost stopped. If someone hadn't stopped you in time from doing stupid things, wouldn't it be that you thought With your double agility, can you avoid Baal's perception? What a fool, a big fool!"

As I talked, I couldn't help but get a little excited, my eyes were blurred, and my little hand holding the little fox became tighter.

"It's so annoying, I don't want you, a bad guy, to worry about it." He said forcefully, but the little fox lowered his head, looking like he was aggrieved after being scolded.

"I can go wherever I want, and no one can care about me. I don't have to go to the hell world to find you before I go. Besides, if I can't find you and can't come back, there's no point in staying here." Just stop talking, you are such a bad guy, you always bully others!"

The little fox lowered his head and murmured, his face getting redder and redder, and he looked like he was about to smoke.

"That's why I said, thank you. We are already an old married couple. We shouldn't be so outspoken and say this. But this time, please forgive me for saying this. If I don't say it, I really don't know what to do."

"So-and-so and you are an old married couple, you shameless villain."

"Thank you, little fox." Ignoring the little fox's arrogance, I grabbed her little hand, put it to my lips, and kissed it gently.

"What are you doing, scoundrel, it's disgusting, stop it, ugh~~~" She glanced around with a blushing face. The little fox protested in a low voice, but did not struggle, letting me kiss her sweet scent. tiny hand.

"Also, remember to apologize to Tamoya and don't encourage her to do such dangerous things in the future."

"Idiot~~I understand~~" The little fox blushed and nodded surprisingly meekly.

"Okay, let's go over there first, otherwise Malagubi will have something to say with his big mouth. We can have a good chat when we are alone in the future." I reluctantly let go of the little fox's little hand, and I rushed to her. He pursed his lips and gave an ambiguous look.

"So-and-so wants to talk to you alone, bah~~~" He made a face at me, and the scurrying little fox quickly passed me and left.

In this regard, I just want to shout, Tsundere!

"Hey, Sister Lucia, are you done with Boss Fan?" Malagu's death-defying greeting came from behind.

"Death!" The little fox yelled shyly immediately. He didn't know when he had six flying knives in his hand, and the sound of six sharp weapons breaking through the air flew towards Malagby.

"Sister, you are too naive. The same tricks no longer work on me." A sharp light flashed through Saint Seiya Malagbi's eyes, just like the bullet dodging scene in The Matrix, and he bent his waist back. He performed a difficult move like an iron bridge, and neatly dodged six oncoming flying knives.

However, the silent seventh flying knife bounced on the ground, as if it had anticipated Malagby's action, and just stabbed him in the buttocks. It looked like he was sitting on an iron bridge. Malagbi took the initiative to raise his hips to meet the flying knife.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!" He let out a weird scream like a rooster's crow. Malagubi's eyes widened and his mouth opened wide, looking like he was dying of pain. This pain reduced the strength of the iron bridge. When I was relieved, naturally I sat down.

The result, you know.

Seeing Malagby being injured for the second time and rolling all over the floor, all the men present unconsciously touched their buttocks and looked at the little fox with awe in their eyes.

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