Chapter 2070: A Certain Fan’s Unscientific Practice

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Returning from the dream realm to reality, the little mermaid Elijah also quickly changed back to her mini form. It seems that the human girl form is indeed very taxing for her at the moment. Seeing this, I can't help but feel even more guilty.

"Okay, Elijah, let's go back, don't keep everyone waiting." I sat down with the mermaid princess on my shoulders and said with a smile.

"Hey~~~" Elijah waved her little trident, looking very happy, humming a tune with unknown meaning but extremely beautiful, and would hug me up from time to time and rub the side of my face.

Elijah seems to be becoming more and more coquettish. If I leave the camp, won't she be lonely?

"Sir, you are back. Everyone is worried about you." When I got home, Vilas immediately came up to me and looked at me with gentle and reproachful eyes.

"You can't wander around with Elijah. If Elijah's existence is exposed, the entire camp will be unrest."

"Yes, I understand. When the time comes, it will be your turn as the Roger singer to appear on the stage. A song will wake everyone up from the fanaticism and save the alliance. I didn't expect that one day, my Vilas would be even better than me. Being the first to become the savior is so touching." I wiped the corners of my eyes and started talking nonsense.

"It... there is no such thing. Your Majesty, you are really talking nonsense again." Vilas, who has been married for many years, obviously still can't deal with my nonsense. She whimpered shyly after hearing this. As if I was bullying her.

"You're not talking nonsense, Vilas, just join our light music club and work together for the dream of saving the world with singing." I held Vilas's hand and extended the invitation with hot eyes.

Vilas: "..."

I:"……"

"Sorry, there's still food simmering in the kitchen. I'll go take a look first." Vilas cleverly took her little hand out of my palm. Like a frightened deer, he ran into the kitchen quickly.

My little dog Veras, who still can’t lie, wiped away tears sadly. I clutched my chest. Expressing hurt. That's right, saving the world is not that simple, it's like a knight novel. It is impossible to have powerful teammates who can defeat the devil from the beginning. You have to go through all kinds of difficulties and narrow escapes to assemble a team of heroes.

"Hey~~~" The gentle and kind-hearted Elijah stroked my cheek with her small hand to comfort me, indicating that she was still there.

Yes, this is the rhythm. The Demon King’s daughter hides her identity and joins the brave team!

I raised Elijah high and cheered. When I thought about it carefully, the light music section was actually full of talents. There were me, the god of singing, saxophonists like Aleus who played the piano with their lives, and E. Riya, the mermaid princess, is all ace!

"It's already noon. Could it be that you haven't woken up yet? What are you daydreaming about here?"

Just when I felt that the future was bright and the devil was about to be defeated, a familiar charming voice came from behind.

When I looked back, I saw the arrogant little fox staring at me with his hands on his hips, as if to say, get out of the way, you bad guy is blocking the way.

Next to her is Lord Martial Emperor. Since they went to the third world to find me, the relationship between these two people seems to have become quite good. The most important thing is that the two of them are relatively similar in strength. They can form a pair and often go to training. Practicing on the field is just like what I did with my senior and second senior brothers back then.

"Little fox." I rolled my eyes and gave a standard flattery smile.

"Your voice sounds really good. What do you think? Do you want to sign a contract with me and become a singer with a bright future?"

"Wow, this bad guy, did his brain suddenly burn out?" The little fox took a step back in fright, but this could be regarded as a different kind of compliment. Therefore, this proud little fox still had a kind of [that] flashing in his eyes. Also use your confidence.

Our Lord Tianhu, even if he speaks a word or pronounces a syllable at random, it is boundlessly charming and makes the listener melt to the core. When such a voice is used to sing, it is so powerful that even if he hums it casually, One sentence can make all male listeners' bones tense up.

"Learn to sing, come to the Light Music Department." I patted my chest and said that there were still two places left, and there would be no such store after this village.

"Sorry, I'm not interested at all." The little fox passed me directly, mercilessly, and simply cruel.

"Then... what about Tamoya?" Seeing the little fox's refusal so simply, I knew there was no chance, so I couldn't help but cast my expectant eyes on the other one.

Lord Martial Emperor’s words should be good too.

"This..." Tamoya looked confused, as if a high school girl suddenly met a suspicious agent on the road who claimed to be a certain company who wanted to explore her career.

"We are a powerful team like the mermaid princess." I took out some useful information to increase the appeal.

"Hey." Aelia raised her head and raised her chest very cooperatively, looking like a big star.

"Sorry, it's rare for Xiong Tower to invite me kindly, but I'm not interested in this kind of thing at all." Tamoya was very polite and flatly refused, then left me petrified on the spot and entered the house.

The road to revolution is long and arduous.

The light part failed to expand, so I continued to practice the hard-won dream realm. In the next few days, with the help of Elijah, I became more and more comfortable in controlling the dream realm, and I gradually felt like I was about to become a master.

Only to enter the dream realm, I still need Elijah's help to enter, which makes me very worried.

Another day, while Ariya was still sleeping, I planned to try it secretly on my own. I felt that I had found the feeling, but it was just a little bit short. I would definitely be able to do it today.

But before that...

I glanced around, looking for signs of someone(?).

I went to check out the place where Sister Sharna’s market was set up in the North District Training Camp. Although the adventurers regard it as a holy land and stay away from it, Sister Lina has already divided that area into a patrol zone. When Sister Sharna is not around, there are patrol soldiers passing by three times a day. It is not very safe to practice there. .

I can go say hello to Sister Lina and ask her to cancel the patrol route there, but what is the reason? When it comes to business matters, Sister Lina has always been meticulous, without any proper reason. I couldn't speak either.

therefore. As far as I know so far, that lake is still the most suitable for practicing, and the only risk factor is a dead dog.

so……

Yes, I saw a golden shadow. Lying lazily on the grass not far away, basking in the sun. A sharp light flashed from the corner of my eye.

Don't blame me for being cruel. It's you who are in the way.

"Damn it, there's grilled fish over there!" I walked behind the dead dog as if nothing had happened, and suddenly pointed at the tree not far away in surprise.

"Gah~~~" Leona yawned carelessly. He squinted at the druid behind him with disdain. How old are you? Are you still using this old-fashioned trap? Do you think this princess is a fool?

But……

Her nose shrugged, Leona's long rabbit-like ears suddenly stood up, and she could smell the smell of grilled fish.

Just follow the direction of the taste, right? The druid was not lying. Several fragrant grilled fish were placed on the plate and placed there.

Leona's eyes were twinkling with stars, and she ran forward eager to have a good meal.

Farewell. Although the time we spent together was short, your unyielding figure has left a deep trace in my heart.

I wiped my eyes and lightly pressed the magic on my hand.

Suddenly, an iron cage suddenly sprang out from under Leona's feet, shutting Leona inside. The iron cage rose slowly and hung on the tree, just like a common birdcage.

The smart dog cage is made of aerospace-grade environmentally friendly materials, perfectly polished, and made with perfect eight hearts and eight arrows craftsmanship. It is embedded with Samsung's original high-speed 32m memory chip, allowing you to surf the Internet for free and play games, whether it's a dog cage, a dog cage, or a dog cage. It doesn't matter whether it's a dog or not. Even a strong person in the pseudo-realm can't open it easily. Now it only costs 998. You can have it for only 998. If you buy it now, you can also get a sturdy rope as a bonus. It's only 20. Sets are limited to twenty sets and will be gone once sold out. What are you waiting for?

Seeing the dead dog barking wildly in the dog cage and baring its teeth and claws at me, I smiled heartily and shook the magic switch that controlled the cage in front of its eyes. Suddenly [accidentally] I shook it too hard, and the switch It slipped from the finger, flew out, and landed on the grass more than ten meters away. It rolled a few times and happened to roll into a hole that was only as big as a fist but bottomless.

This is God's will. I looked up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle with compassion and waved to the dead dog. You bastard, just stay in the cage and eat grilled fish. Don't go anywhere.

Then he squeaked and ran away amidst the angry barking of the dead dog.

"Very good, now no one can hinder my practice." After a while, I came to the lake, transformed into the Holy Moon Sage Wolf, and said proudly.

[After you go back, are you ready to explain to Leona? ] Evelina obviously would not miss the opportunity to hit me, so she asked in a teasing tone.

[Of course...of course, we are fully prepared. ] I touched my chest guiltily and laughed a few times.

The worst he could do was go back and stage a fight between man and dog. The worst he could do was get a few bites on his calf, but it wasn't like he had never been bitten before.

[Actually, you are still a little reluctant to enter the dream realm alone now. Why don't you wait for the little mermaid to help? ] Evelina asked again.

[Lao Suo, you guy, why do you talk so much nonsense? 】

[I'm just a little curious. You don't seem like someone who likes to do things that are uncertain. 】

[Hmph, life is about trying, you don’t even know this? 】

[I know, I must have been so flattered by the little mermaid that I wanted to continue to act like a genius in front of her, and I couldn’t get off the stage. 】

[Asshole, I know you still ask? ] I angrily stirred up my soul coffee table. I shouldn’t have been sitting around talking to this sinister salty fish sword in the first place.

[Don’t talk to me from now on, I want to practice seriously. 】

[Yes, yes, I understand. 】

After saying that, Evelina fell silent as expected. She should have been like this a long time ago, you are such a long-winded person.

I found a suitable position and leaned under the shade of the tree. Half lying with my back against the tree trunk, I slowly closed my eyes, the realm of dreams... the realm of dreams... here I come!

When I woke up again, I slowly opened my eyes and saw the gentle golden sunlight shining through the gaps in the shade of the trees.

Is it already dusk? It was a really comfortable sleep.

I stood up, stretched, and let out a sigh of great contentment.

Go back, it's almost dinner time, Willas's craftsmanship. Even after eating it for so many years. It’s still exciting and exciting.

I canceled the transformation and walked back home along the forest path with brisk steps.

Hey, wait. It seems that I forgot something important.

Body meal. I pinched my chin. He lowered his head and pondered, and after a few seconds, a moment passed. Became otz posture.

The script is wrong, it didn’t enter the realm of dreams at all, coach!

the next day……

"Leona, I'm sorry..." Seeing Leona wagging her short tail and sitting next to its dog bowl, Vilas smiled bitterly, showing an extremely apologetic expression.

"Sir, take away the grilled fish I just made."

"Oh?!!!" Leona was startled, and then extremely angry.

That damn druid again? Wasn’t the lesson learned yesterday enough?

"He also left this." Vilas said, passing a piece of paper in front of Leona, waving her front paws, and the angry Leona grabbed the paper in front of her eyes, staring at the content on it.

It was a piece of paper similar to a treasure map, with many routes and marks drawn crookedly on it. There were dozens of marks, and at the bottom was a sentence.

"Your grilled fish is hidden among these marks. If you want to eat it, just find it for me."

"Gah ah ah ah!!!" You have the courage, stupid human, to actually want to fool this princess.

With a murderous smile on her face, Leona crumpled the picture of hidden fish into a ball, tore it into pieces, turned around and left.

"Leona, where are you going?" Vilas was a little worried. There seemed to be something very wrong with these two people (?) recently, and they had more tit-for-tat confrontations than before.

"Gah!" Leona gave Vilas a shaken look on her back and stepped out of the house with determination.

Where to go? Needless to say, of course I’m looking for my beloved grilled fish.

"Very good, I was on base safely today." It was again at the lake in the forest, and I nodded with satisfaction in the posture of the sage wolf of the moon.

That dead dog must be playing the game of digging for treasure now, and he is having a lot of fun. No need to thank me, my name is Lei Feng.

[If I accidentally fall asleep this time, you must remember to wake me up. 】

Recalling yesterday's failure to sleep peacefully until dusk, I couldn't help but remind Evelina again that this salted fish sword has been with me for so long and has received so many favors from me (such as giving it to Its scabbard and so on), it’s time to use some of the remaining heat.

[I wanted to wake you up yesterday, but you told me to shut up. 】

Evelina didn't forget to make excuses. She was so long-winded and arrogant. She couldn't tell what was nonsense and what was serious. Are you still a child?

[Anyway, be sure to remind me this time! ] I emphasized my tone, then lay down in the comfortable position where I slept yesterday, slowly closed my eyes, and prepared to continue trying.

The realm of dreams...the realm of dreams, here I come, I will definitely succeed this time!

A few minutes later...

"Huh~~Huh~~ Uh-huh, Vilas, give me a hug~~~"

Avlia: "..."

There is really nothing we can do against this idiot. Well, let me think about it, what is there to do that is interesting...

Everlia thought this way, and after a moment of silence, it seemed to have a good idea.

A few seconds later...

"The vast horizon is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green mountains..."

Fuck...fuck, my body...my body is shaking involuntarily! ! !

I opened my eyes suddenly, screamed, and broke into a cold sweat. Who is it, who is making this kind of song in the Dark Continent...

I stared at the thought that there could only be one culprit.

[Didn’t you ask me to wake you up? ] Avlia said innocently.

[Next time, call me something else. You idiot, do you want to scare me to death? 】I angrily lifted the spiritual coffee table, continued to lie down, and prepared to fall asleep.

This time it will be successful, for sure.

A few minutes later...

"Huh~~Huh~~ Uh-huh, little Sarah, come and play and kiss~~~"

Avlia: "..."

"It's so cold, so cold... I'm playing in the mud in the Northeast. Although the Northeast is not big, I don't have a home in Dalian..."

Fuck...fuck, my body...my body is spinning involuntarily! ! !

I woke up again with a start, and once again angrily set off the coffee table of my soul.

[Give me some other bastard this time! 】

As the saying goes, failure is the mother of success. Now with two mothers staring at me from behind, I will definitely do it this time!

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