Chapter 2072 Your Excellency Is Getting Weird Again, Why Do You Need to Use It Again?

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A few days later, stimulated by Evelina's constant sarcasm, I finally managed to enter a dream state. At that moment, people all over the country were decorated with lanterns and colorful lights, and were very happy.

I was so moved that I couldn't help myself. I rolled up my trouser legs and looked at the dense tooth marks on them. Tears suddenly burst out of my eyes.

Is it easy? I don’t count other efforts. I just want to ensure that I don’t let the dry food reserve disturb my practice. In the past few days, I have used various methods to keep it busy and have no time to go to the lake in the forest. Naturally, every time All in exchange for this stupid dog's crazy gnawing, which made me quite injured. At first glance, these calves already looked a bit like roasted lamb legs that had been chewed several times.

If I had paid so much and received nothing in return, I would have vomited three liters of blood and felt exhausted. Fortunately, I succeeded in the end.

[In fact, if you let that mermaid help you early in the morning, you will be able to understand it a few days earlier. 】

At this time, Evelina still did not forget to use her venomous words to dampen my joy.

[You don’t understand, there is a huge difference between what you realize and what others give away. 】I looked at the vicissitudes of life, as if I had seen through the worldly life.

[It’s people like you who want to save face and suffer. 】Evelina's mouth is still sharp, and her words reveal all the secrets.

【Shut up. How could a mere salted fish sword know the realm of mortals? 】I became so angry that I locked Evelina in the dark room again. When I returned home, I was greeted by Elijah, who had become a daily routine.

By the way, this scene does not look like a virtuous wife who is waiting for her husband to come back at home. She immediately greets her husband when he comes back, helps him take off his shoes and clothes, and then says tenderly: My dear, do you want to eat first? . Should I take a shower first, or...eat me first?

Ahem, this is too delusional, but recently, Aria really gave me a little bit of this feeling.

"Hey~~~" As soon as his front foot stepped into the door, Aelia came forward to greet her because she didn't need to take off her shoes. There was no briefcase in her hand, so she just jumped into my arms and acted like a baby.

The girls are already used to this, and occasionally they will joke that Ariya is already a qualified little wife, and Vilas and Linya have to fulfill their duties.

Although I could tell it was a joke, why did I subconsciously shrink my neck and touch my chest. Do you feel a different kind of throbbing? Could it be that this throbbing is... actually... interracial love? Sure enough, race can no longer stop me. It seems that in a few years, if the Beast Duke series written by Princess Sanwu is to be adapted into a stage play, the protagonist will be me.

By the way, which part of the script are you going to perform? Remember that the Beast Duke series should be high-energy throughout. No matter which part is taken out, it feels more pornographic and violent than a love action movie from a certain island country. Just imagine it. All moral integrity was lost.

After complaining to myself secretly, I held the little mermaid and sat in the corner of the hall, whispering.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah~"

"Eh?"

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!"

"Eh...ah?"

Well, as expected, there is really no way to convey the meaning to Elijah through the same pronunciation as "咿雅". Why can Elijah do it? How curious.

Also, why does the red and white princess over there look like "there is a pervert here, I'm going to call the police"? Can't men just talk babbling? Is it wrong to be a pervert? !

"Ahem, I'm sorry, I just made a little joke." Seeing that Aria was confused, her cute little head tilted slightly, and question marks kept appearing on it, I coughed a few times in embarrassment. , glanced around furtively, and whispered something in Ariya's ear.

"Eliya, I have good news for you. I can enter the dream realm by myself."

"Bah, bah, bah!" (My master brother is so awesome.)

Elijah looked at me with admiring eyes. That’s right, that’s right, it’s this kind of gaze. Isn’t it just for this kind of gaze that I have worked hard these days (sleeping)?

"Eaa~~Eaa~~" (Elia, it took three days to learn how to enter. Master, my brother must be faster than me)

The smile suddenly froze on my face. I lowered my head and counted on my fingers. Coach, it’s not good. When I spent the past few days practicing to enter the dream realm, no matter how I counted, it seemed that it could not be shortened to three days. Moreover, No matter how you count, it seems to be a multiple of three days!

"This... this... is... not much faster. If I have to say it... how should I put it, two and a half days? Eighteen hours in two days? Or twenty-three hours in two days?" Nineteen points?”

The so-called bluffing and pretending to be fat is still true. What Evelina said is absolutely right. If she had known better, she would not have been so aggressive in the first place.

Hearing what I said, Eliya thought I was comforting her, and became even more happy. Wuwuwu, I'm sorry, Eliya, I'm ashamed of myself, I'm a liar, I'm a bastard, I'm a pervert, I'm a pervert, I It's a beast... Wait, why is it getting more and more wrong the more you talk about it?

"Eliya, you have worked hard these past few days, and you have to practice hard next. You, too, don't delay your practice because of me."

I know that Elijah wakes up and plays with me every day these days, sacrificing her cultivation time. I am very touched. Now that my practice is successful, I finally don’t have to worry about Elijah anymore. It’s time to let her return to her usual self. Status, I don’t want to delay Aria.

"Err, eh, eh, eh~~" (Elia woke up because she liked to play with her master's brother)

Look, look, my little mermaid is so kind and gentle. She obviously did this for me, but because she didn't want me to feel guilty or apologetic, she said it was her own willfulness.

I was moved beyond measure. Holding Aelia tightly, I felt an impulse of gratitude in my heart. That's all he said.

"Ah ah, if possible, I really want to marry Eliya as my bride. Eliya is so considerate, I really like her so much."

"Eaaah!" (Aliya too!)

As soon as he finished saying this, Aria immediately replied at a shocking speed, as if she was afraid that I would change my words.

"It's a pity. Elijah is a mermaid. It would be nice if she was a human." I was surprised. Although I didn't know what went wrong, I felt something was wrong. I changed the topic and said this again.

"Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa," her beautiful golden eyes turned, showing such anxiety. It turned into a soft smile.

Don't be in a hurry. You must not be in a hurry at this time. You have to do it according to the method my mother taught me.

Elijah thought this, smiled and cooed, agreeing with the other person's meaning: Yes, it's a pity that Elijah is a mermaid.

Yeah. That's it. It seems that Elijah also knows very well that mermaids and humans cannot become husband and wife. I nodded my head, feeling a little relieved. I feel a little lost again, man. What a complex animal.

"By the way, how does Elijah usually practice?" I suddenly remembered that I had forgotten to ask [Senior] for his experience.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah~~~Eeeeeeeah..."

Elijah's long babbling explanation finally made me understand why she could become a sleeping god comparable to a little ghost.

It's like this. As a mermaid princess, Elia is born with the realm of dreams, so she doesn't need to reach the realm of world power to use it. This is the same as the original owner of the suit, who doesn't need to reach the realm of world power. It makes sense that you can wear a suit if you meet the corresponding level requirements.

As a member of the mermaid clan, mental power is naturally Eria's strength. Her current mental power level is almost at the level of world power, which is much higher than the cosplay bear. However, compared with the Holy Moon Wise Wolf, it is still far behind. Small gap.

Therefore, Elijah is now cultivating in the dream realm that extends the time twice as long. As for what he is practicing, I don't know clearly. The secret skills of the mermaid clan are not something I can understand, and it is useless to ask.

By doubling the time, Elijah can practice for more than ten hours. This is her limit. But unlike me, who has to reserve everything and plan carefully to cope with daily practice, Elijah's practice method is very heroic. I think it must be Taught by her rugged mermaid father.

After training for more than ten hours each time, Elijah's mental power was completely exhausted. He returned directly from the dream realm to ordinary sleep to replenish his mental power. After sleeping for ten or eight hours, his mental power was restored. , she entered the realm of dreams from ordinary sleep again.

The process of switching between the dream realm and ordinary sleep is in the sleeping state from beginning to end, and there is no need to wake up before switching. This means that if Elia wants, she can sleep all the time without waking up. Come on, this is much more powerful than the little ghost.

However, the little ghost also has one of the biggest advantages that Elijah does not have, that is, when the little ghost is asleep, it consumes and refines the heart of the sacred tree in the body, which is equivalent to eating all the time. As for Elijah, She couldn't do this.

In the process of constantly consuming and replenishing her mental energy while sleeping, her physical strength is depleted very quickly, so no matter what, she must wake up at the right time to eat something and replenish food and water, otherwise, she will probably become a person in history. The first mermaid to starve to death while practicing the dream realm.

Therefore, if we really want to hold a strange competition like the Sleeping God Contest, the little ghost will probably be better.

By the way, I'm going to worry about this.

Understanding Elijah's cultivation experience, I laughed bitterly. There is no way I can learn this heroic cultivation method. If I sleep for several days and nights without getting up, it would be strange for Vilas and the others not to worry about death.

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"Recently..." Vilas, who was enjoying the ordinary happy life after the adults came back and was in a very light mood today, suddenly tilted her head slightly while chatting with everyone in her spare time, showing a simple and lovely confused expression. .

"Have you ever felt that Sir seems to have become... more lethargic than before?" Vilas thought for a while and finally expressed her inner confusion.

"Is this happening?" Linya blinked. After all, she had to deal with camp affairs every day, and it was impossible for her to observe as carefully as Willas.

"Yeah. A little bit, although it's not very obvious. If it only happens once or twice a day, it wouldn't be surprising. But it's been like this every day lately. I've calculated that on average, I sleep about two hours more than before." Willas stretched out two slender fingers with a serious expression to show the seriousness of the problem.

"Maybe my brother went out to practice secretly. Is it due to exhaustion?" Lena, who was also dealing with camp affairs with Linya, thought of this possibility.

"Although it is not impossible, your body does not smell like the dust and sweat of cultivation."

Vilas pointed her fingers and said, she is the expert and the authority when it comes to [Adult]. If there is anyone in this world who understands her husband better than her, perhaps there is only a certain ghost saint.

"Didn't Big Brother also remove the traces on his body before coming back in order to prevent us from worrying?"

Sarah raised her hand timidly and asked. She had been busy teaching swordsmanship to the twin princesses recently, and found some fun in being a teacher, but she also got a little carried away. Not as careful as Willas observed.

"Although I say that... but adults will do this kind of thing, usually when they are injured during practice."

Vilas deserves to be an expert and authoritative, and every word he speaks impresses everyone, not only Li Jufu, but also Linya and Sarah. Lena, the little fox. Girls such as Tia, pornographic maids, etc., feel guilty that they have not taken good care of their husbands recently.

By the way, are there a few more people here?

"Maybe... maybe the bad guy went out... to do some shameful things, huh!" The little fox expressed his feelings and his face turned red inexplicably.

That bad guy, every time he did something with himself...and his own, he would fall asleep so tired. Could it be that...did he really go out to find wild women?

Thinking of this, this jealous little sky fox suddenly stood up with its beautiful and supple fox tail and its hair stood straight. He rolled up his sleeves and stood up, ready to catch her on the bed.

"Lucia, you must have misunderstood something. My lord... you haven't gone out in the past few days, at least not within the confines of the Mages Guild." Seeing Lucia's angry look, Vilas quickly explained.

"Could it be that... I'm sorry, it seems I've thought too much." Jeluka also compared her feelings at the same time.

In the past, I would occasionally go to that idiot prince's room late at night... Of course, I didn't want to do anything strange. I just heard the lonely cry of the idiot prince sleeping alone. As a personal maid, I was restricted by my status. I was sleepy, called by my mission, and had no choice but to run over and reluctantly comfort this useless idiot prince. As a result... I ended up being done by the pervert to do some strange things. It was definitely not voluntary, absolutely!

Jeluka, who was blushing and thinking like this, suddenly had a thought in her mind. Could it be that some of these girls, like herself, secretly sneaked into the room of the idiot prince at night and surrendered themselves? That's why the lecherous, useless, stupid, shameless and beastly prince was deprived of sleep.

As she thought about it, Jeluka's little mouth swelled up with imperceptible anger, but because of her status as a personal maid, she couldn't say it, and she couldn't clearly show her anger and jealousy on her face like a little fox.

"Could it be that... Big brother has something on his mind? He can't sleep well no matter how hard he sleeps." Sarah thought of this possibility. She is indeed one of the few sane lolita in the family. At least her thoughts are better than those of a certain fox. Being with a certain maid is much more normal and more reasonable.

"Sir, you have been eating well and sleeping soundly recently. When you sleep and dream, you won't shed tears suddenly." Vilas shook her head and continued to reject this statement.

There was a time, probably after the trip to the elves a few years ago, when their husbands suddenly shed tears for no apparent reason while sleeping, exuding a deep sense of sadness for some reason. All the girls knew this. matter.

However, the other party did not say it out loud, and after secretly and carefully observing, a certain druid found tears on his face after waking up, and he also had an inexplicable look on his face. It was not like a fake, careful girl. It is speculated that even its owner may not know what is going on with this sad sadness, and he has no way to ask, so he can only keep this discovery in his heart and secretly worry about it.

Nowadays, especially since returning from the hell world, their husbands have never shed tears in their dreams again. No matter how they think or look, it is impossible for their husbands to have other worries.

"Ga oh, ga oh ga oh!!" For some reason, Leona also put on the same puzzled and serious expression as everyone else. After many possibilities were rejected, she patted the table with her paws and said My own opinion.

The general meaning is: Listen to me, everyone, it’s the fault of that fish tail. She instigated her father to teach the realm of dreams to that stupid druid, so that guy likes to sleep. This goes on. , there will be a third sleeping god in the family.

Unfortunately, although it was the answer closest to the truth, no one could understand Leona's words.

"Speaking of which, Sister Vilas... also knows a little too much, right?" As expected of Akara's successor, Lena suddenly realized that Vilas seemed to know a little too much about the truth.

You said whether someone eats well or sleeps soundly, then indeed, it is not surprising that Willas, who has been taking care of the family and knows the most detailed about every move in the family, knows this.

You can tell whether it is caused by cultivation or other reasons, and that can also be used among many girls. Vilas is the most worried, so she will explain it in the most detailed way.

However, it is clear why someone has never left the confines of the Mages Guild. Vilas is not a person who likes to exaggerate and lie. When she said this, she was completely sure.

Even if Vilas takes care of the housework and has the most contact with someone, it is impossible to know him in such detail and know his whereabouts clearly, right?

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