Chapter 2391 It’s so Annoying, I Accidentally Killed Three People Again

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After the Four Seasons Blessing, the next wedding ceremony process became very clear. Sakron spent a whole week tinkering with the Four Seasons Blessing, and there was a problem due to lack of time, so it is conceivable that he would not have free time to tinker with it. Other tricks.

Sure enough, just as we had guessed, the following ceremony was in order, and the audience had no dissatisfaction. After all, they had seen the legendary dragon pulling a carriage, witnessed the Horadric tribe's unparalleled magic technology, and witnessed the gorgeous Beautiful icy stars, another surprise, this sweetheart can't bear it, the so-called excess is never enough.

After Akara, Thakron, Kane, and Kleisina each offered their blessings, and witnessed the formal relationship between Tia and I under the gaze of hundreds of thousands of people, the wedding ceremony also came to an end. Finally, it was up to me. Put the wedding ring on Tia.

This ring is one of the few that I snatched from the mouth of a dead dog. It can provide two seconds of absolute protection. Almost everyone in Vilas and the others has one. Originally, I had already given one to Tia. , I planned to give her other rings, but she wanted me to wear this very meaningful first ring I gave her as a wedding ring at the wedding.

There is no way, since the newlywed wife has an order. Then I will naturally follow it. Anyway, Dia is not short of rings with good attributes.

"Wu, Tia."

Sakron, who witnessed me putting the ring on Tia and personally giving his granddaughter to other men, seemed to have infinite emotion in his heart. His expression was complicated, as if he had thought of many things in the past. Finally, he held the ring with sincerity. Tia's and mine intertwined our hands.

"Wu. The sky blue robe you are wearing represents the sky."

oh? Does it still have this meaning?

"Tia, the light yellow robe you are wearing symbolizes the earth." Sakron looked back at his precious granddaughter.

"Our Horadric tribe has such a tradition. Men symbolize heaven. Women symbolize earth. Men use the sky to contain all things and protect the earth. Women use the earth to nourish creatures and carry the sky. The combination of heaven and earth is a complete world. The two of you must keep these words in mind, support each other and rely on each other on the road to the future. As long as this bond is still there, you will never lose your way and fall into nature."

"We got it, Grandpa."

Tia and I responded in unison gratefully. Tia's eyes gradually became moist as she looked at her grandfather's old figure.

"Silly boy, don't cry. Today is a happy day. Your father and mother, if they see this scene in the spirit of heaven, they will also be very happy and very happy."

Sakron stretched out his old fingers and wiped away Diya's tears with a kind face, but tears quietly appeared in the corners of his own wrinkled eyes.

"But Grandpa, I can't bear to leave you, wuwuwu~~" Tia hugged Sakron's arm with tears in her eyes.

"If you don't want to leave me, I will come back often... Hey, wait, do you want to settle in the camp?" Sakron was suddenly confused.

"I haven't thought about it, has Fanfan thought about it?" Tia was also confused and turned her head to look at me stupidly.

"I'm not like that. You are the future matriarch. Even if you get married, shouldn't you still stay here to help Grandpa Sakron, or go out to experience and improve your strength?"

"So I don't have to leave." Tia exclaimed, suddenly realizing it, and laughed embarrassingly.

"Hey, hey, that means I can still take care of grandpa more often." "Do I still need you to take care of me?"

Sakron blew his beard and secretly said that he and his grandson were confused for a moment because of their habitual thoughts. Only now did they realize that even if Tia marries me, he and Tia don't have to say goodbye. Like Artoria, if you follow the idea of ​​​​marrying a chicken, marrying a dog, and following a dog, and follow me back to Rogge Camp, who will rule the huge elves? It would be weird if I swallowed it alive.

"Okay, old fool, aren't you embarrassed enough? Let the protagonists continue." Kressina couldn't stand it any longer and pulled Sakron hard, feeling angry.

Sakron glared at this old woman who didn't care about the patriarch at all. He silently recited three times in his mind that good men don't fight with women, and then he grunted and let go of my and Diya's hands, and took a few steps back. Look at us with kind and encouraging eyes.

"Tia, it is my lifelong honor to marry you." Turning around, like the statue in the center of the square, Tia and I held hands, faced each other, and stared at each other.

"I am the one. After ten years of waiting, I am finally able to marry Fanfan. I am so happy that I want to go around the Dark Continent and tell everyone I meet that Fanfan and I are married."

The girl's unabashedly warm words and eyes made me slightly ashamed. There are other people watching this. Why don't you, girl, restrain yourself? You can wait until we return to the bridal chamber to talk sweetly. Not too late.

Afraid that Girl Tia would say something earth-shattering again, I quickly raised my hand, slowly took off the gauze scarf on her face, put it into my arms, then took her hand again, slowly lowered her head, and the four lips finally connected. together.

At the same time, the cheers of hundreds of thousands of people shook the sky. Everyone firmly remembered this historic moment and engraved in their hearts the two kissing figures that perfectly overlapped with the posture of the statue in the center of the square.

Countless colorful fireworks were scattered from the sky, bringing the entire Horadric tribe into the celebration carnival after the ceremony. Tyne was unable to hold a decent celebration performance because of the sparse population of the Horadric tribe in the third world. Clexi Na wanted to leave some room for Thakron, but he didn't hold it. When he got to Thakron, he was not polite.

After the ceremony, Thakron used some very unmagical magical means to instantly build eight giant stages around the central square. She gave all the performances that the Horadric tribe could offer. Not only that, she also invited several of the top ten singers from the elves, as well as the barbarian tribe, the dwarf tribe, the Amazon tribe, the werewolf tribe, and the fox tribe. Wait, as a world-famous magic family, no matter it is the arrogant Amazon. Still a resentful fox tribe. They would not throw cold water on him, show no face, or refuse Thakron's invitation to perform.

Sakron's move was even more generous and inclusive than the Elven Wedding Ceremony back then. It was my wedding to Artoria. The elves of the self-sustaining art clan. I don't think there is any need to invite other races to perform. There is absolutely no problem in putting together a hundred stages by myself, of course. In fact, there is no problem, but this way it loses the atmosphere of hundreds of races competing. From the beginning to the end, the elves have been a conservative and exclusive race. If they want to change this, it is not just Arlandan and Artoli. A matter of words.

Faced with such a grand occasion, I naturally wanted to drag Tia along, find a stage to have fun with everyone, and watch the performances of all races, especially the top ten singers of the elves, and there seemed to be a few of me. I've never seen it before, so I don't know if it will appear here.

When I ran to the elven stage and took a look, I happened to meet the mature, charming and dignified smiling eyes of Knight Mipa on the stage. I immediately shrank my neck and ran away with Tia.

How could I have forgotten that Knight MiPa is also one of the top ten singers? He once wanted to kidnap my Hei Tan as a student, but it would be better to run away.

It doesn't matter, there are other stages, oh oh oh, the barbarian stage over there seems good, they danced a war dance with the characteristics of barbarians, and you can feel a rough and heroic momentum from a long distance away. Come.

The dwarf stage next door seems to be pretty good too. The flaming warhammer dance is full of strength and courage, making people excited to watch it and wanting to get on stage and try their hand at it.

I was dazzled by what I saw, and when I was about to ask Tia for her opinion, I found that those guys with malicious intentions were already surrounding me from all directions, with sinister smiles on their faces.

"Malagubi, Gott Gorilla, and Finny, what do you want to do?" I shouted loudly, looking for a way to break through.

"On a rare wedding day, of course the boss will never come back unless he is drunk." Malagbi licked his lips ferociously, pretending to be the villain. No matter how you pretend, you have to add a funny character in front of it. Character.

"Brother Wu, have you forgotten the oath we made that day facing the Mother River?"

The Gorilla had a heartbroken look on his face, and it was serious. If I asked him now what kind of oath that was and what it had to do with the present, he would definitely not be able to answer. Yes, this is the so-called wisdom of the orangutan.

"Cousin meow, Feini is the meow who represents justice to punish my cousin." Feini waved the horse monkey soju stick in a cute way, and added in her mind that she was the meow who came to punish her cousin on behalf of Bisi.

"You bastard, you're just a cousin, do you want to defeat me?" I trembled, and I couldn't bear it anymore. I told Tia to run away, and then I rolled up my sleeves and rushed to Feini.

"Help...help meow, my cousin is showing off his bestiality, meow." Seeing that I was planning to find the weakest line of defense to break through, Fini was frightened and screamed subconsciously.

"Your Highness Feini, I'll wait for the guards to come!!!" As soon as she finished her voice, a group of big men waved flags and lined up neatly behind Feini. Yes, they were the fans of Feini who had fallen in the Green Forest Bar. group.

"Even if Your Excellency, Elder Fan, dares to bully our favorite Princess Feini, he will never let you go." These big men waved their arm muscles and threatened in unison.

"Shut up, you fucking fagots. Just go wrestling for me when you're bored. Don't hinder me here!" I tried to show off a bit of domineering air to calm these people, but they just stood in the way. In front of Ni, he remained unmoved.

"Uh-huh, I saw meow. Cousin, I also have support, meow." Feini raised her head and chest proudly, indicating that she wanted to counterattack me.

I was about to send these dead fagots to see Marx. At this moment, the sky darkened, which was an obvious sign that an important character was about to appear.

Looking up, among the surging crowd, a tall figure who cannot be ignored, who is aloof and outstanding, and who seems to exude a domineering aura behind him, is walking towards him step by step, calmly and powerfully.

"How can your Royal Highness Feini's bodyguards be without me?" The visitor made a deep and strong voice, and suddenly tore his clothes to pieces. The majestic upper body is exposed full of muscles and tendons, especially the dark chest, which looks like a ball of seaweed as big as a basketball, which is particularly eye-catching.

"Have you all forgotten? I, the manly Hans, am the captain of Her Royal Highness Feini's personal bodyguard!!!!" The unknown person with hairy chest finally roared to the sky and revealed his identity.

"Oh oh oh, I've heard of him." The guards were also excited, and they were all filled with tears. It was like meeting a comrade who had traveled thousands of miles.

"Eh...Ehhhhhh?" On the contrary. It was Fini who let out a scream, and her nemesis, Hans, the King of Chest Hair, finally appeared.

In the touching reunion between the Guardsmen and fellow countryman Hans, the hairy-chested king, they met each other with tears in their eyes. Finny looked horrified. He no longer cares about counterattacking me. Step by step, step by step, my heart retreated, wanting to escape.

at this time. The longest hair on Chest Hair King Hans's chest suddenly stood up straight like a beeping alarm. Chest Hair King Hans turned around sharply and saw Fini's figure who was about to disappear into the crowd.

"Your Highness Feini, wait, let's hug each other after a long absence." No longer caring about exchanging experience with the guards, Hans, the hairy chest king, opened his arms and greeted Feini enthusiastically.

"No, ah, ah, meow, cousin, help, ah, ah, meow!" Feini jumped up like a frightened cat, turned around and ran away, her screams heard all the way.

In this regard, I have come to the conclusion that perverts have their own perverts.

"Next is you, Gorilla Gorilla." I turned my head with a murderous look on my face and killed Feini. Will the others be far away?

"Brother Wu, I finally remembered." Gao Te entered the memory mode without authorization, with an excited look on his face.

"I finally remembered the vows we made by the Mother River."

You were in a daze for several minutes, just thinking about it... No, the ghost and the gorilla made some oath by the river. You should have spent a few minutes making up lies.

"It was at a warm sunset moment..." Gaut murmured emotionally.

"Gotte's big naked butt." I echoed.

"That's right, I got my butt naked, and then... uh, then I ran freely by the river..." Gorilla, who felt that there was something wrong in the script, continued to follow up.

"Suddenly I met a flower girl." I continued to add details to Gott's script.

"I kindly stepped forward and asked her if she wanted to get rid of the shackles of her body and mind together, and we ran along the river bank in the sunset to our heart's content."

"The flower girl told Gaut that at the end of the river, turn left and go forward three hundred meters, there is a group of like-minded people like you."

"I was overjoyed, speeded up, turned left at the end of the river, and advanced three hundred meters."

"Finally, Gott saw a women's bathhouse, and it was true that all of them were like-minded people who had escaped the shackles of their bodies and souls."

"I was so pleasantly surprised that I rushed forward regardless."

"Gault lived happily ever after."

"Yes, I have lived a happy life." Gaut closed his eyes intoxicated, as if imagining that happy scene in his mind. Unknowingly, two nosebleeds came out, and he smiled. He also gradually became lewd and lewd, and the things in his mind seemed to be getting more and more unbearable.

Wait, something seems wrong? What was I going to do just now?

Gott shook his head and came to his senses. Before he could say anything, he noticed a terrifying murderous intention appearing behind him. He turned back stiffly and saw Karina with a face full of frost.

"Dear! Love!" Karina had veins on her forehead, and every word she spoke seemed to turn into a sharp pillar of ice hitting Gott, making him tremble again and again.

"We seem to have a lot of topics to talk about. We need to talk about it in private, don't we?" With a questioning tone, Karina's hand had already grasped Gott's back collar, dragging him like a pig to death. Forcibly dragged away.

"Wait a minute, Karina, that's not the case. I am sincere. I am devoted to you with all my heart!!!"

The screams of Gott, who had the same purpose as Feini, came from afar. I silently made a cross on my chest, Gott, I wish you a speedy rest.

Next up is…

"Hehehehe, Boss Fan, you think I will be as easy to deal with as Feini and Gott, but you are totally wrong." Malagby, who was accurately hit by my gaze, revealed, "I am the most powerful among the four devils." Strong one" face.

But he had forgotten that the strongest one among the Four Demon Kings usually had the least amount of scenes, while the weakest one would do all kinds of tricks to get on camera.

So, I snapped my fingers and yelled at the rioting crowd over there.

"Malag Beefini's personal guards are all a bunch of gays and deserve to be single for the rest of their lives!"

"What?!" In an instant, dozens of strong men surrounded Malagbi, with grief and anger on their faces. The excess muscles that had taken away nutrients from his IQ swelled and creaked.

"That's it, Elder Fan. How can you, Lao Ma, a bachelor like you have the respect for us?"

"Wait, this is a misunderstanding, Boss Fan..."

"How speechless, brothers, give him a good time!"

So a group of muscle-dead gays couldn't help but grab Malagby's limbs, lift him up, shout and leave, apparently preparing to sacrifice the old horse on the altar called the fff group.

Huh, the three most annoying guys have finally been dealt with.

I clapped my hands with enough time in my face, and my eyes fell on the remaining group of five scumbags. Do you also want to hinder this king's great cause and bear the turning and crushing of the gears of fate?

. . . (To be continued...)