Chapter 2510 The Rain Keeps Falling...

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The next day, I was kicked awake by Ben Zina.

"Look what good things you have done. I kindly took in the helpless poor guy in the storm, but I was repaid with kindness."

Holding my still aching stomach, I yelled righteously.

"You have the nerve to ask me? When did you change back? All the advantages have been taken advantage of by you, a slutty monkey. Woo hoo hoo, I can't get married anymore. I can't get married at all. I can only kill you. A monkey then committed suicide."

Ben Zina's face was filled with shame and anger, and her smooth and fair face was as red as a burning cloud. Tears were shining in her eyes. She huddled in the corner of the tent, curled up tightly, and hugged her tightly, just like I did last night. What happened to her is now an afterthought.

The clothes are obviously still on my body, but they are just a little messy, and it wasn't me who made them, this guy put them on without permission.

Ben Zina didn't say it was okay, but when she did, I felt sulky.

"Can you blame me? It's your fault, okay?"

"Why, you did something despicable and shameless to me and you still want to shift the responsibility to me? Have you even lost the most basic responsibility of a male?"

"You really don't remember?"

"Remember what?"

"I was super restless when I was sleeping. I kept shouting things like "Mom, Mom, Mom" ​​in my sleep. I also rubbed the Saint Yue Xian Wolf... and the Saint Yue Xian Wolf's breasts in this way, and... you still sucked them in. How embarrassed are you? ?You are so old and still want to drink milk?!"

I felt embarrassed when I said this, let alone Ben Zina. She covered her ears and let out a desperate scream: "No, this is not true. The monkey must be lying to me, wuwuwu~~~"

It seemed that he was gradually remembering it, his voice was getting softer and softer, his face was getting redder and redder, and his forehead was almost puffing with smoke.

"This... this is not true... wuwuwu~~~"

"I don't care if you admit it or not, it's just like this. You woke me up several times and threw you aside, but you still clung to me. I turned my back to you, and you still fell asleep. What kind of sleeping state would it be like if I rolled over you? Should I ask Tia to make a ten-meter-wide bed for you to roll on?"

"No...no...it's not like this..." Ben Zina's voice became smaller and smaller, and her whole head felt like it was boiling with shame.

"No matter how you are usually, anyway, I canceled the transformation in the end and you settled down. This is what happened. You can decide who is right and who is wrong."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Being tainted by the smelly monkey, and being shown the most embarrassing side, I can't live anymore. Tia, forgive me, I can't accompany you to witness the rise of Horadric, you have to work hard."

Ben Zina, who was sad, ashamed and angry, had a look in her eyes and wanted to run away to death, but I held her back.

"Don't stop me, you slutty monkey. You're happy when you take advantage of it. You're proud when you take advantage of it. Don't you let me die if I want to?"

"No, I mean, you can hit anything when you go outside. Don't smash my tent." I expressionlessly picked up the Ten Thousand Years Princess like a kitten and threw it out of the tent. She bumped into her as much as she liked.

The performance of this doll's body is absolutely unambiguous. When she was hit flat on the head by the little junior sister in anger, she could easily recover. I don't think there is anything in the stone wilderness that can make her hurt herself. In other words, even if Ben Zina If you really want to die, you may not be able to find a way to commit suicide.

If the ground hadn't been wet, the thunderstorm last night would have seemed fake. It was sunny outside and the sky was cloudless. The good weather would even make people forget that they were in the midst of a dangerous experience and give them the feeling of going out for a leisurely outing.

After packing up the tent, Ben Zina had calmed down a lot.

"Absolutely, never tell others what happened last night." She was making breakfast while glaring at me with resentful eyes, as if it was my fault.

"What, which thing?" I pretended to be stupid. Do you want to threaten me like this? There are no doors.

"In exchange, I won't tell Tia about the shameless things the monkey did." As if she had grasped something against me, Benzina said flatly.

"What a shameless thing, don't accuse a good person unjustly, hum."

"Do you really want me to say it?"

"But it doesn't matter." I said confidently, saying that there was absolutely no trick that Benzina could catch.

"Very good, let me tell you straight, you slept with Aiwa'er during the half month of training, right?"

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"..."

"How can it be... how is it possible? Hahahaha, you are slandering and slandering me. I don't care. Heaven will not let you go. Just think about the sight of an army of hundreds of thousands of angels surrounding you. Now apologize to me and take back those words, and I can consider not telling Ai Wa'er."

"Although your mouth is stiff, your eyes are very shaken. You were right, weren't you?" Seeing my reaction, Ben Zina smiled in victory.

"You, you, you...what basis do you have for your judgment?" I will not be fooled, and I will never be fooled by you into telling the truth. These are all your random guesses and unreasonable speculations. I know, there must be bad people among the masses!

"Because you said something when we set up camp yesterday, the tents merged again, leaving only one tent."

Ben Zina's pretty face came closer, raised it a bit, looked down at me with a haughty look full of wisdom and confidence, and the proud breath exhaled from her nostrils hit my face unambiguously.

"Then...so what? What can it prove?"

"As far as I know, Ava'er doesn't have a tent on her, right?"

"How did you know?" I blurted out, and then I felt bad. Sure enough, Ben Zina smiled even more proudly, as if she wished she could shove her smug and hateful face into my eyes to show off her power.

"What, you finally admitted it?"

"I admit it, even if this is the case, it doesn't prove that I slept with Eva. You should also know how angels sleep. Just close your wings and do it like this. There is no need for a tent at all." I made an old man. The gesture of closing one's mouth is to prove one's innocence.

"You would let a girl sleep outside like this and then sleep in a tent with peace of mind?"

"I...why can't I? My relationship with Ai Wa'er is not good. I would rather say it's very bad." I continued to deny it. Hey, wait, what did she mean by what she just said? Did I In the eyes of this thousand-year-old princess, she is still quite gentlemanly?

A gentleman is a gentleman, but she doesn’t know in what sense I am a gentleman in her heart.

"However, your relationship has obviously improved a lot since you two came back, right? You can't hide it from everyone's eyes."

"It's ridiculous. Isn't it true that we have cultivated a precious comrade-in-arms relationship through our experience? We understand each other, tolerate each other, and bloom a beautiful brilliance of friendship." I took a step forward with dignity and made a big gesture to move forward. **gesture.

There should be a barrage here to pause learning postures.

"I don't think so. Look at Ai Wa'er standing behind you, looking like a little daughter-in-law."

"Comrade Nana, that's enough. I can forgive you for your ignorant remarks before, but from now on, please stop slandering my and Aiwa'er's pure personality."

"Ai Wa'er is hiding her sex, doesn't it feel good?" Ben Zina suddenly came up to her, whispered in her ear, and asked softly in a seductive voice.

"Yeah, yeah, pretty good." I nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

Then the atmosphere solidified.

"Wait, this is a misunderstanding, you are plotting against me!" I burst into tears.

"Stop making excuses. Even if I don't trick you like this, I still have enough evidence."

"What evidence?!" I clenched my fists in grief and anger.

"Here, the angel feathers and blond hair found in the tent are very similar in length to Ava's hair. Do you think it's strange?" Ben Zina casually took out the evidence.

"Why didn't you bring it out earlier if you have evidence?" And Ava, don't leave strange things in my tent, you bastard, is summer the season for angels to moult? bastard!

"I just want to see you struggling and being tough, I don't mean anything else." Ben Zina tilted her head slightly, looking cute, and then the smile on her face was brighter than ever.

"One day you will definitely have to deal with the Sinking Demon because your mouth is too poisonous!" Covering my injured heart, I ate nine-tenths of today's breakfast and vowed to starve to death. This evil doll princess!

Late at night the next day, a thunderstorm came as expected.

Hey, why did it arrive as scheduled? Could it be because it was set in the script and I peeked at the script?

Facing Ben Zina, who was already prepared and ran over with a pillow in her arms, I fell into a state of speechlessness.

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"..."

"It's time to say something, you stupid monkey, don't you have to serve tea to the distinguished guests?" Just one day passed, and in the face of heavy rain and thunder, Ben Zina's attitude seemed to be a lot more arrogant, no longer like The poor girl who is afraid to avoid thunder is the mother-in-law Wang Shiren who wants to occupy my doghouse.

Then there was a thunder in the sky, and she revealed her true colors and threw herself into my arms along with the pillow.

If you are so scared, why do you still have to show off? Be careful of being struck by lightning, girl.

"Anyway, this is the situation. If you dare to do weird things to me while I'm sleeping, I will castrate you first and then throw you in front of ten thousand wild stallions."

Oh, there's a new method. If you castrate me, you don't have to worry about me being infatuated with the doll anymore. What a good idea.

I turned into a fire-breathing Godzilla in my heart, applauding Ben Zina's insidiousness, but my face was expressionless: "Can you tell me [this is the situation anyway] what exactly is going on?"

However, Benzina completely ignored my angry questions and drew a dividing line without authorization in the small tent, which only had room for one bed. All that was left for me was a small piece that I couldn't even turn around!

"This is the monkey's territory, this is my territory, it's fair and reasonable."

It's fair and reasonable, sister, justice is so screwed up that there is no such division method. Besides, I haven't agreed to let you live here yet.

Facing my glare, Benzina held her head high, as if she wanted to stab the pair of plump, round, firm hemispheres on her chest, blinding me, and said confidently: "You can drive me away, I'm afraid of thunder, so I won't go back, so I'll sleep in front of the tent. If you can sleep peacefully, I don't care."

"..." Facing such a guy, I only have one sentence in my heart.

I have never seen such a shameless puppet.

Finally, I surrendered, weeping for my weakness and unnecessary compassion. What on earth is wrong with this world? Do all honest people deserve to be bullied by bullies like Ben Zina?

"You really are not allowed to cross the line. This is not a verbal warning."

As if to make me realize this clearly, Ben Zina put her blue-white thin sword, which had done countless evil things to me and was filled with my own resentment, under the pillow in front of me and patted it. , looked at me proudly.

"No need, you will cross the line anyway." I scoffed and looked at the clear line between Chu and Han on the bed, and my smile became more and more disdainful.

"Bah, bah, bah, who would cross the line for a lewd monkey?" Just after Ben Zina finished speaking, there was a sound of thunder, and she appeared in my arms like a teleport.

"..." I said, haven't you been beaten enough in the face? I feel distressed when I see it.

"That...that was just an accident, it doesn't count." Tong left with a blushing face. Ben Zina seemed to have really made up her mind this time. She lay down on the bed, curled up into a caterpillar with the quilt, and turned her back to I seem to be using this to prevent myself from making subconscious moves.

Then, she paused, and suddenly turned around like a caterpillar and raised her head. She seemed to finally know what embarrassment was, and her face turned slightly red: "Just in case, you'd better transform into the Holy Moon Wolf."

I opened my mouth and squeezed out two words through my teeth: "You are quite cute."

Of course, I couldn't transform into the Holy Moon Wolf to accommodate Ben Zina, who was getting more and more aggressive. I fell asleep under her angrily glare.

When I woke up in the morning, as expected, Bendana, who was born to wake up from a bed of more than 50,000 square meters, magically slipped into my arms again.

"I said..." Looking at Princess Wannian, who also looked helpless and resigned to her fate, and did not immediately jump up from her arms and scream after waking up like yesterday, I spoke with difficulty.

"Were you like this before? I mean, you were like that 30,000 years ago."

This guy, that magical disease, could it be caused by the bed being too small to roll in, right? I have some doubts.

"I won't and can't at that time. Maybe it's because of this that I have to go as far as I can now." Ben Zina said confidently.

"Okay, good reason, it's time for you to get up."

"Obviously it's the stupid monkey who hugged me so tightly, but he still wants to shirk responsibility. You're the one who took advantage and still behaved!"

"Nonsense, I didn't hug you."

The two of them looked at the situation and realized that they were rolled into the same quilt and could not move.

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"..."

"Good rolling skills."

"It's so noisy. I didn't mean it. When I opened my eyes in the morning and saw the monkey's sleeping face, I had a nightmare. I can't get married anymore." Ben Zina looked out the window with a melancholy look, as if she was already gone. Lost confidence in future life.

"Don't say that, find an honest Sunken Demon and live a good life." I comforted him kindly.

As a result, she forgot that Ben Zina's sword was hidden under the pillow, and was eventually stabbed into a hornet's nest.

On the third night, the thunderstorm continued...

On the fourth night, it was still a thunderstorm...

On the night of the fifth day, it kept raining...

After half a month of training, Benzina and I both seemed to have lost all but one of our souls. Our shoulders were slumped, and we returned to the camp like wandering spirits.

God you old guy, enough is enough!

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