Chapter 2913 Beja’s Sneak Attack
Early the next morning, I scratched my head in a daze, opened my eyes and woke up with the warm sunshine shining in from the window.
My chest felt a little heavy, so I touched it subconsciously, and found a small head. When I looked up, I saw that the childish blond hair spread out across the eyes, almost covering half the bed. Under the golden light of the early sun, it looked like those thousands of millionaires. Selected pure gold wire.
Seeing such blond hair making the bed, I could guess who it was without even looking at the owner's little face. Who else in the family besides Kajier could have such long and beautiful hair?
Probably because we were reunited after a long separation, the little angel kept pestering me, so we slept together in the end. After realizing this, I felt no pressure at all, because I clearly remembered in my mind that Kajie's transformation only lasted an hour. Around him, the banquet was not over yet. He had been knocked back to his original shape. Naturally, the one lying in his arms and sleeping with him for the whole night was the young version of the little angel instead of the hot girl version. The psychological burden was almost zero.
What's the point? It's not like I haven't slept with Kajie before. When Silus and Aikolu were young, they often pestered me to sleep with me and tell them stories. So, time is the time to spend with my daughter. Once the daughter grows up, she will gradually leave her father's arms whether she wants it or not.
I felt inexplicably sad for a while, and I sat up, planning to get up first and let the little angel sleep for a while. She used to be one of the top three sleep gods in the family, only behind Little Ghost and Aelia, and she could sleep for more than twenty hours a day.
As a result, just when I was about to get out of bed, I suddenly found that not only was she lying in my arms, my calf was also a little heavy, and I felt like I was being pressed by something light.
Looking past Kajie, I almost spit out what I ate last night.
I guessed it might be crystal. Cirno, Xiao Heitan, or the Twin Princesses, or even Vilas, Sara, Linya, no, even the senior brothers, why is it this guy!
Beja, the idiot princess of the elves!
etc. Let me recall carefully, what happened last night? I pressed my forehead and thought, luckily I was pestered by Kajie last night and those bastards didn't have the chance to get me drunk, so I quickly recalled the information I wanted in my mind.
In the middle of the banquet, this idiot princess finally visited Akara, and came from a distance to kill me, hitting me with a headbutt. I had known for a long time that she would come, so I was prepared and naturally did not let her succeed. After that, because of Kajie's clinginess, this stupid princess never had the chance to attack me, so she got depressed and went to argue with her good friend and arch-enemy Tia, and drank while fighting. I got drunk as I drank.
Then, I remember Linya sent the drunk Beiya girl to the guest room to rest. Why did she suddenly come to my bed?
Look at her clothes. Fortunately, the clothes on this elf princess are intact, only slightly messy due to her poor sleeping posture. Otherwise, I really can’t explain it clearly. I’ll wake her up first and then talk about it, although I can already guess some of the truth.
After shaking again and again, this stupid elf princess wouldn't wake up. She even murmured a few words in her sleep, muttering, "I'll crush you to death, you stupid Wu... you're so slippery... you're so disgusting, you stupid Wu", which made me look baffled. I'm a little curious about what she is dreaming about. Could it be that in her dream, I turned into a loach-like creature? How deep is this hatred for me, even in my dreams?
Finally, he lost his patience. He pinched her pointed elf ears with his left and right hands and pulled gently. Suddenly, the idiot elf princess felt as if her whole body was electrified. A trembling tremor spread from head to toe, and she woke up.
She raised her head in a daze, and after looking at each other for a long time, she said hello blankly: "Good morning... Good morning."
I can't tell that this savage girl is still polite when she is half asleep. It would be great if she could be like this in normal times.
"Good morning." I responded casually, and then continued to look at each other. After about ten seconds, I saw Beya's blurred eyes becoming more and more awake, her eyes opening wider and wider, and the surprise on her face became more and more obvious. Finally, , she wanted to scream without thinking, and I immediately covered her mouth as I was well prepared.
"Shh, Kajiel is still asleep."
She took the lead and took a look, found the sleeping little angel, nodded, and I let go of my mouth.
"Why, why did His Highness appear on the bed of the stupid Wu? No, I should say why did the stupid Wu appear on the bed of His Highness? Could it be that the beast and the stupid Wu finally couldn't help but reach out to the young, beautiful, mature and steady His Highness? The devil’s claws?”
Lowering her voice, Beya's crackling brain overturned the surprise and indignation in her heart, making me roll my eyes repeatedly, not knowing which sentence to complain about first.
"Sorry, I'm sent." I glanced at Beiya's chest and said coldly.
"You..." Beya crossed her chest in shame, thought of something, and suddenly smiled: "I want to complain to Sarah and tell her exactly what you said."
"I'm sorry, I was wrong. Small breasts are actually my favorite." I apologized honestly, but when little Sarah knew what I just said, she would probably have to be depressed for a year or two before she could recover.
"Have you finally admitted it? Take a peek at His Highness's beauty..."
"Wait, wait, let's not talk about whether you are beautiful enough for me to peek at. Please first find out whose room this is."
"Who knows, even if it's idiot Wu's room, it might be idiot Wu who took advantage of His Highness being drunk and forcibly brought His Highness into your room to do such and such beastly things!"
Then I remembered, wasn't this girl sent to the guest room just because she was drunk? It's understandable that you can't remember exactly what happened.
"Okay then, take a hundred steps back." I took a deep breath and decided to come up with another strong piece of evidence.
"I would rather admit that I behaved like a beast to you than admit that the [maturity and stability] contained in your words just now is such a selfish thing. Don't live with this intention!"
"Idiot Wu, you are so abominable. Your Highness and I are incompatible with each other!" Seeing me, I would rather admit that I am a beast. She was unwilling to admit that she had grown into a mature and stable woman. Beja almost cried in anger. A double dragon grabbed the pearl. Fortunately, I dodge quickly, otherwise I would have to believe in the Great Eye.
"Wait a minute, should we discuss first whether I am a beast? Or should we discuss whether you have become mature and stable?" Seeing that Beiya wanted to continue making trouble, I quickly stopped.
"Kill you idiot Wu first!" Beiya yelled aggressively, and continued to attack with her small fists. Suddenly, Kajiel in her arms let out a sleepy murmur, and her movements immediately stopped, staring at me angrily, wishing she could Pierce me with your eyes.
I can't tell that this stupid girl is quite gentle. Why can't she give me a little bit of this tenderness?
"Forget it. Wu, an idiot like you, doesn't have the guts to do strange things to His Highness, so I'll spare you this time." Perhaps for Kajier's sake, she straightened her neat clothes and breathed a sigh of relief. Beja said magnanimously.
"So I should still be grateful to you?"
"Well, thank you for your broad-mindedness, Your Highness. If it had been anyone else, you idiot Wu would have been sentenced to death long ago." The little girl said proudly.
"Wait a minute. I think it's better to enforce the law impartially. Those who deserve to be punished must not be lenient." There was a pause. I continued in response to Beja's unpleasant look.
"So, let us seriously discuss what happened last night, how on earth you appeared in my room and my bed, and completely clarify the incident."
"Idiot Wu, you should take it easy by yourself. Your Highness will not play such childish games with you!" The idiot elf princess looked flustered and dissociated. Without waiting for my answer, he jumped out of the bed, jumped out of the window and ran away in one swift move.
I:"……"
Is it really what I guessed? The drunk girl Beiya probably woke up in the middle of the night and was still a little tipsy. I was very courageous and could not forget the humiliation of my failed sneak attack when I first appeared, so the idea of killing me by sneak attack came into my mind. As a result, I sneaked in secretly. I guess I didn't have time to do anything, or I discovered it. Kajie'er was also there, unable to do anything. She was drunk and dizzy, so she just lay down on the bed and slept together. She must have vaguely recalled some content just now, otherwise she wouldn't be so guilty.
Really, it was unbearable to be so noisy early in the morning. I shook my head and sighed. I was about to continue what I had not finished. Just as I was about to pull away, I noticed that Kajie's long eyelashes trembled slightly and her eyes opened. , almost dream-like and childishly shouted.
"Papa~"
"Oh, my little angel, what, have you woken up? It's still early, it's okay to continue sleeping." I quickly hugged the little angel into my arms again and gave her a gentle kiss on the face.
"Papa, ji~jiji~"
"Really? Are you not sleepy anymore? Then let's get up together." Seeing the little angel becoming more and more awake, I complained to Beiya in my heart again. After quickly changing my clothes, I took Kajie with me. The children got up together.
"Today's weather is good. Will the pseudo-field group stage start the day after tomorrow? I can't wait." In front of our house, Little Angel and I were bathing in the morning sun and stretching our waists lazily.
After many years, the adventurers who thought they would never come back came back from the third world with surprises and excitement. Naturally, they had a lot to do. Akara very considerately postponed the competition for a few days to allow them to return. Everyone has enough time to digest the joy of returning to their hometown.
"After all, I still don't understand what Brother Wu, the chairman of the judges, does." Linya passed by and joked.
"I don't understand either. You should ask Lena. She is the person in charge. I will do whatever she asks me to do."
"Oh? Really?" Linya blinked, probably thinking of making some bad idea with Lena to trick me, so that I, the chief judge, could live up to my name.
"Dear Linya, you can't cheat your husband. I know it's my fault. I promised to accompany you last night but didn't fulfill my promise. Don't you think it's because Kajie'er is here? Tonight, tonight must be …”
I stepped forward and whispered softly to Linya's fair and alluring ears. My big hand mysteriously drew an arc, and unknowingly climbed up to Linya's slender waist, caressing her softly.
"Who is so angry? In broad daylight, Brother Wu is so shameless."
With Linya's down-to-earth and generous character, she couldn't help but blush with embarrassment at this moment, wrinkled her nose angrily at me, dodged my clutches, and floated away.
Looking at Linya's leaving figure, I giggled, and my eyes fell on the palm of my hand that had touched Linya's waist just now. At the moment I just stepped away, Linya's thin fingers quickly left a feeling of circles on it. , still remains on it.
This is a unique code between husband and wife. If she misses the date again tonight, Lin Ya may be really angry.
"Ji?" The little angel flew over and tilted his head to look at me curiously.
"Kajiel, do you want to have another sister?" I happily held her in my arms and kissed her again, and asked happily.
"Meow, can it be said that my cousin finally..." At this moment, Feini's figure came. Looking back, she and Bisiona were standing together. Apparently they had heard what they just said, and they were looking at each other in shock. Look over.
After I explained everything to everyone, it was already past breakfast time and there was nothing I could do about it because this topic was too sensitive. Among the five married girls, probably except for Artoria, all are already fully prepared to become mothers, even Dia, who has only been married for a few years, is no exception.
After breakfast, I don’t know when, Kajie and Crystal Cirno started the Golden Triangle Staring Ceremony again. It was right at the door of their home. It was like a cult scene. The atmosphere was very weird. Everyone decided to wait and see what happened. .
This went on for two days in a row, and finally, the long-awaited martial arts competition, the pseudo-realm group kicked off. Although I didn’t watch the group matches of the first and second worlds, I could feel that people’s expectations for the pseudo-realm group The enthusiasm for the group stage was obviously even higher.
This is also a matter of course. For the audience in the first and second worlds, whether they are civilians or adventurers, the battles of pseudo-field-level masters can be described as legends in the past. They have never been seen before, and they are all based on imagination. .
Now, the legend is finally happening before our eyes, and it's something you have to join in the fun no matter what, and then show off to family, friends, and generations to come.
Therefore, even though Leina separated several competition arenas widely and gave enough space for onlookers, even though we arrived at the arena early in the morning and faced hundreds of thousands of enthusiastic onlookers, we could only do it on the outside. Staring, unable to see clearly the arena, some mages flew up into the air to watch despite violating the rules... (To be continued.)