Chapter 2915 What’s Wrong with Controlling Your Daughter!

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At this time, it was finally Xiao Heitan's turn to take the stage!

So, everyone saw the idiot mother of Huang Duanzi's maid, clumsily holding her daughter's little hand, and hurriedly rushed out step by step. On the contrary, the daughter, who was being held by the panicked mother, was extremely calm, and in turn supported Huang. The Duanzi maid prevented her from falling flat on the ground.

This is the so-called emperor who is not in a hurry and the eunuch... Ahem, the daughter is not in a hurry and the mother is, right? I can somewhat understand the mood of the pornographic maid, as if she was sending her own daughter to the examination room, but I still felt so flustered and clumsy for her. Feeling cute.

Going out of the space crack, facing the crowds of people, the pornographic maid with male phobia was even more panicked. Fortunately, she had a calm daughter. She comforted her mother first, and then jumped over the crowds and landed accurately. On the stage that belonged to her, she turned back and silently gave her mother a reassuring look.

I have no idea who is the mother and who is the daughter.

When the dejected pornographic maid came back, she immediately squatted in a corner far away, her arms covered her face and her back was turned to everyone in shame.

Ahem, this is the time when I can show my magnanimity as a master, not caring about her previous arrogant and unscrupulous attitude, so I walked forward, patted the dirty maid's shoulder to comfort her, and then asked.

"Do you want the expired birth control pill passed down from your ancestors? It can cure shame. Two pills a day, every three days. It works every time."

"No, no, no, at this time, you should wear our Gensokyo specialty. The magical underwear with magical effects." The red and white princess smelled the smell of making money, and she came to the side in a flash to compete with me for business.

"It's okay if we don't explain clearly how it gives the magical effect." I glanced sideways at her, revealing the unique look of a KFC colonel looking at the leader of the newly opened Lanlan Road opposite.

"As long as you put this on..." the red and white princess also knows how to whet her appetite. After a pause, he said in a high-pitched tone: "Wear this, and if anyone looks at you mockingly, a talisman will fly up and blow them away!"

"Hey, hey, this is too violent. It's going to kill people."

"It doesn't matter, because it is specially made. It will not cause any loss of life. It will only blow up the opponent in an exaggerated way. It will just blow up. Besides..."

"in addition?"

"It must be worn outside so that the talisman can detect the mocking gaze. If it is blocked, it will be ineffective."

"Does this mean you have to wear this thing outside or just wear underwear?!"

"Yes, that's exactly the truth."

"By the way, the talisman that flew out is the talisman that makes up this set of underwear, right?"

"Of course, otherwise you would think that the talisman came from without any reason? Talismans also need to be based on reason, principles and common sense."

"Then the talisman paper has finished flying. No, you don't have to wait until all the talismans have flown out. It will already be bad when half of it has flown out. Isn't it already very exposed? Moreover, it is a disposable item."

Red and White Princess: "..."

"Isn't it because I have never considered this?"

Red and White Princess: "..."

I understand, this guy has no business talent. Basically, the self-destruction mode is turned on, okay?

Seeing the red and white princess retreating step by step, I puffed up my chest proudly and planned to continue to benefit from the pornographic maid to avenge the years of harassment from her ancestral contraceptive pill. Unexpectedly, someone over there shouted, "Look, the game is about to start." The next moment, I turned upside down.

He was knocked away by a linear bull charge from the pornographic maid...

He returned to the TV with a grin on his face... Oh no, he peeked into the crack. Sure enough, Xiao Heitan's opponent also appeared. He was a mage. When he first came on stage, when he saw the petite little Heitan, who exuded a cute aura even though he was covered by a cloak, he had a red rose in his mouth without knowing it.

"Ah, beautiful lady, what a perfect encounter, isn't it?"

Everyone looked at Shashik and made a sound like "ji".

"Wait, why are you looking at me?" Shashik asked.

"This coquettish energy makes people can't help but think that he is a student taught by you." Tulakov announced the answer.

"Why? When did I become such a coward? This guy obviously didn't learn even one percent of my skills, okay?" the tall paladin immediately defended.

"I understand, you mean you are a hundred times more showy than the other person, right?"

"You didn't understand at all. Do you want to fight, you elm-brained barbarian? It's been a long time since I returned to the camp, and my bones just feel a little itchy!"

"Ah? Your bones are itching, right? Then let Grandpa Tulakov loosen the bones for you, and stand still."

"My bones are itching because I want to hit someone!"

"Ah? Do you want to fight? Come on."

"Ah? Who is afraid of whom?"

"You two, please be quiet!"

Sa Qili made a tiger-like look back, and pointed two aging fingers at the two's fatal points. In an instant, the barbarian and the paladin, who were arguing lively just now, were trembling in their old and decayed legs, in urgent need of a break. A walking stick.

"If a quasi-four-winged powerhouse fights in the space crack, it will cause the space crack to fluctuate or even break. Please respect yourself." Aiwa'er also warned.

"Are they two okay?" I pointed at my idiot daughter who was still struggling.

"No, they know how to control themselves."

"Oh?" I didn't expect to get such high praise from Ai Wa'er. Could it be that I have always underestimated my two idiot daughters?

Also, Tulakov and Shashik were actually outclassed by Crystal and Cirno. Puff, puff, please allow me to snicker three times.

The Master was still there holding a red rose in his mouth, looking like a popular lover. Unfortunately, my little black charcoal was as stable as poi and didn't reply at all. Even to the family, except for me and the pornographic maid, she rarely said anything. The last few words, let alone such a perverted mage uncle. Therefore, we all looked at him doing useless work there with indifference and pity.

Then, the angel referee asked both sides to take their positions for the trial. There is an extra link in the group stage, that is, there is a personal introduction, unlike the trial competition, where you are straightforward and reckless at the end of the game. The audience still doesn’t know your name or background.

I didn't bother to listen to the introduction of the slutty mage, but when I saw the petty and protective maid, she seemed to have pricked up her elf ears, remembered it, and was ready to do something to him in the future.

Sure enough, not long after the martial arts tournament ended, a rumor spread in the bars of the third world that a certain mage was sapped in a dark alley and then force-fed an entire bottle of medicine. I had diarrhea for a week and my anus almost burst.

That’s what will happen next. Now let’s focus on the ring. After introducing the mage, the main event comes. Everyone’s spirits are lifted up. Even the twin princess Ka Jieer and the idiot daughter group who are in the midst of everyone return obediently. When he arrived at the crack, he looked at it intently.

"Now we invite another young contestant of ours..." This angel has clearly practiced. Compared to the calm and emotionless tones of most ordinary angels, her voice is obviously more passionate. It stirred up the atmosphere.

"The name of the team is a bit strange. It is a member of the Wu Family Adventure Team. We welcome our player Lilith. Her declaration is... Huh?"

There was a pause in obvious surprise. The angel read it out anyway: "I hope to stay by my father's side forever and be a well-behaved and sensible daughter."

This sentence triggered a few seconds of silence.

"You bastard prince, what have you done to Xiao Heitan? Do you want my daughter to be embarrassed in front of so many people, you big fool!!!" The pornographic maid grabbed my breast without saying a word. Shaking like crazy.

"Wait, why me? Where's the evidence?"

"Do you still need evidence?" Most people complained in unison.

"Okay, I admit that I did it." I made a pause gesture and straightened my collar. He fearlessly admitted this fact.

"Dad hopes that his daughter can stay with him and be well-behaved and sensible. What's wrong with that?!"

"Kill this daughter-in-law."

After a burst of punches and kicks, a new situation emerged on the other side of the ring, and my life was temporarily spared.

"Can I ask... how old is my opponent?" I don't know when the rose in his mouth fell to the ground, and Xiao Heitan's mage asked a key question that everyone wanted to know.

"This..." The angel referee took a look at the information, hesitated for a moment, and glanced at Xiao Heitan, who shook his head slightly, so she could only live up to everyone's expectations: "Due to the confidentiality of my identity, I cannot reveal the specific age, only I can tell you that Lilith players are very young, very young, very young.”

Four young people in a row caused an uproar among the audience and the wizard.

The talented referee realized that he seemed to have revealed too much, coughed twice, and then loudly announced the start of the game!

"It's really disrespectful, young lady, think about it carefully, do we need to fight and kill each other? It's a pity that you lose, and it's a miss that I lose. It's better to do this, if you can agree to come with me. Let’s have lunch together, how about I surrender on my own initiative, so that I won’t have any regrets or miss out on this wonderful encounter… Huh?”

Before the verbose mage Sao Bao could finish his words, he was taught how to behave by a bone spear in front of Xiao Heitan. He was hit in the abdomen by the hollow bone spear like a rag, and was knocked out of the big boss. long distance.

Xiao Heitan did not take advantage of the victory to pursue, but gently raised the undead palm in his hand and pointed it at the opponent. The meaning was obvious, stop fooling around and start the fight quickly.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuah, my little Heitan is so handsome!!!" The pornographic maid screamed like a nymphomaniac when she saw this scene.

"Look, this is the student that I, Sa Qili, taught, hum." As a teacher, Sa Qili was also very satisfied with Xiao Heitan's behavior and attitude.

"Look at how excited you all are..." Because I was beaten just now, I could only sit in the corner and keep mumbling.

"Obviously it's just me, little Heitan, okay?"

Of course, the mage who was knocked away would not fall to the ground just because of the power of a bone spear. He wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and smiled: "This burning fighting spirit... is indeed a genius. This is the only way." You can have such achievements at such a young age. Let me think about it. You should be less than seventy years old now. Even Lord Angel is surprised. Could it be that you are less than sixty years old? This is really shocking. Look. I can only show my true strength here and let you see how powerful I am, so that we can continue this wonderful encounter... Hey, please wait until I finish speaking!"

Seeing three more bone spears whizzing towards him, the mage burst into tears. How could there be such an opponent? They were even more cruel and unreasonable than those arrogant Amazons.

"Huh, in this case, I can only see the real chapter under my hands. Let you see the true strength I have hidden since the trial..." The mage shook his head and showed a cruel smile.

Ten minutes later, the mage fell to the ground in a large shape. He was punched and kicked by the stone demon and skeletons. He kept wailing and finally raised a small white flag.

Everyone: "..."

Also because this mage is a hidden master, hiding unfathomable strength, it will be a hard battle, but it turns out that he is just a bragging idiot. I really want to see what kind of people he has in his team. who.

Of course, we can't say how weak he is. He can stand out from thousands of players and enter the group stage. Unless he is lucky enough to get a bye, he has certain strength. Xiao Heitan's battle is not very good. It's easy. He just caught several of the opponent's flaws. It seems that this guy is a passionate person who can't bear to attack women when he sees them. Could it be said that all the people he met in the trial were men? That’s all I can think of.

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