Chapter 3165: The Savior Who Keeps Pace with the Times, the Five-Color Team, the Vanguard of the Times
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After being successfully cleansed, Crystal's mobility was astonishing. All traces of preaching in her home were instantly wiped out by her. Her apostasy was so complete that even I, the evil god... ah, even me, an ordinary apostate, was shocked.
"Huh~~~ It's really refreshing to get up early in the morning and do some exercise." After packing up all the garbage with the cloak that was thrown to the ground, Jingshu wiped his forehead with a happy smile of working people on his face.
"No, no, no, we have to throw out these sources of all evil quickly. Crystal, I am now a staunch atheist dragon."
Just as she was about to run away, her shoulders were suddenly pressed, and an eerie sound made her tremble.
"What, you don't want to say something to us victims, do you just want to run away?"
Looking back, the evil dragon Lena, who was holding her shoulders, and Fini, who was still cautious and timid standing behind her, all looked at Crystal, the culprit.
"Boss Lena, please forgive me." Carrying a large package of garbage on his back like a thief, Crystal decisively knelt down and crawled on the ground with his upper body, cowardly.
"Tell me, how can I forgive you?" The evil dragon Leina, who was gearing up, showed a sharp smile.
"Crystal... By the way, Crystal has delicious chicken legs to offer to Boss Reina!" Crystal, who was begging for mercy, touched her body and took out one of the chicken drumsticks I just gave her. She was also shocked. When did she hide it? When she got up, she obviously ate every bite. Is this guy a hamster?
"Although I feel the sincerity, do you think I am a foodie like you? No, I can't spare you anything today, you idiot Druid, where is the water tank?" The evil dragon Lena stretched out her hand to me, ready to act as usual That punishes the crystal.
"Whoever has nothing to do will take the water tank with him." I rolled my eyes. Before leaving, Vilas stuffed my inventory with food. It's not like you didn't see it.
"That's right, who would carry such a boring thing as a water tank with them?" Crystal immediately became proud when he heard that there were no punishment props.
"However, other substitutes can be used." Seeing her seeking death, I felt pity. After thinking about it, I took out an extra-large hammer from the inventory.
That's right, it's a giant war wooden hammer that is said to weigh 13,600 kilograms and can only be wielded by barbarians. Although the name has the word "wood" in it, the hammer head is a real lump of iron, and the wooden handle is also specially made. , is famous for its sturdiness and heavy weight. Although it is definitely an exaggeration to say it weighs 10,000 pounds, not even a barbarian can play it with one hand.
Seeing this big wooden hammer, Crystal suddenly fell in love with him.
"Well, not bad, very good, very handy." The evil dragon Leina picked up the giant war wooden hammer with one hand, played with it a few times, nodded with satisfaction, and narrowed her eyes to the top of the crystal head.
"Crystal, don't say I didn't take care of you, I'll give you a chance to choose now."
"Really?" Crystal, who was hopeless, was immediately excited. Before the evil dragon Lena finished speaking, she couldn't wait to shout: "Crystal wants a water tank, and there is a water tank in Crystal's pocket!"
I:"……"
I really want to see what kind of mess this guy has in his pocket, and he even has a water tank. Is this asking for death, or is he just trying to practice the N-tank dragon transformation when no one is around?
"It's too late to tell now." Evil Dragon Lena sneered, unmoved: "What I mean is, whether you want to push the hammer head or the wooden handle, you can choose one of them."
Crystal was desperate again, took a few glances, and pointed to a spot on the wooden hammer: "The crystal is going to hit here."
"Oh? You are really good at choosing. Is it because of the experience of pushing the water tank?"
After a moment, Crystal, with a giant wooden hammer tilted on his head, walked out of the door and stood still.
How to describe how miserable she is now? The part she was holding on was the joint between the hammer head and hammer handle. It looked as if her head was crooked and tilted at 60 degrees. She was wearing a Manchu super-large metal block flag head. The flag head was connected to a small The tail... no, it was a thick, black, big, long, straight, huge wooden tail that almost touched the ground.
Facing her funny image, I could only exclaim - the wild crystal grid appeared!
"Just wait and see, damn owner, stupid owner, Crystal will never forgive you this time. Even if mother talks to you, Crystal will not forgive you easily. Crystal wants everyone in the world to know why Crystal got angry. How terrible it is, it is definitely not a problem that can be solved by two chicken legs." The crystal with iron bumps on it kept muttering in a low voice in the cold wind.
At this moment, hearty laughter filled the screen and sounded from the opposite side.
Whoever dares to rub salt into the wound at this time will not be forgiven even by the God Crystal.
Baring two sharp little dragon teeth, Crystal glared over, then was stunned.
"That's right."
"That's us."
"It's still us."
"We are who we are."
"we are……"
"Five Color Team!"
In the messy wind, five figures of five colors with their own BGM strode closer to the wind, and put on a weird combination of postures in front of the crystal that even the Ginyu Special Forces would be defeated.
"It turns out it's you five idiots. Go, go, Mr. Crystal has no time to play with you." After recognizing the identities of the five people, Crystal yawned and stopped.
"Stupid crystal."
"Dragon's No. 1 Idiot Crystal."
"Look at how funny you look now."
"We are the former number one idiots."
"I can't help but feel sad for you."
The five-color team pointed at the hammer on the crystal head and laughed again and again.
"Nonsense, this is... this is Boss Rena's reward for Crystal. Yes, Crystal is now a one-star (hammer) dragon. As long as all seven hammers are collected, Crystal will become the legendary dragon!"
"Wha...what?"
"Never heard of it."
"Our dragon clan still has such a setting."
"This must be fake."
"We, the five-color team, don't believe it!"
"Humph, that's because your loyalty to Boss Reina is not enough. As long as you are loyal enough, you can turn it into a crystal." At this moment, the crystal could only be pulled off. Fortunately, she faced the same situation. It's five idiots.
"Let's go, let's go find Boss Reina for confirmation."
"If that's the case."
"Then we also want a hammer."
"Our loyalty is to Boss Reina."
"It will definitely not be inferior to the dragon's number one fool Crystal!"
The five-color team left the crystal behind and rushed into the room with their butts burning. Before leaving, they did not forget to prank the iron bump [flag head] on the head of the crystal and pushed hard, causing the hammer to spin immediately. In order to maintain balance, do not let it If it falls, the crystal can only spin at high speed, making its eyes spin in circles.
"You... you five, remember this for Crystal. If Crystal wants to complain to her mother, her mother will definitely help Crystal express this!"
"Boss Rena."
The five-color team looked around impatiently, looking for their master, but only saw an unexpected figure.
"It's you."
"That's you."
"The human supporting character whose name I can't remember."
"Why are you here?"
"Why did you appear at the place where Boss Reina lives?"
Seeing five colors popping up in a flash, I really thought I had entered the filming set of Teletubbies. After I calmed down, I saw that it was these five guys.
"It turns out it's you five idiots."
"Not an idiot."
"we are."
"Newborn."
"unrivaled."
"Five Color Team!"
"This is Aikarai's home, right?" I was more or less immune to the five-color team's mysterious combination of moves, and I corrected without changing my expression at this time.
"wrong."
"It's so wrong."
"Big mistake."
"The whole world is a paradise for dragons."
"This is all the territory of Boss Reina and us."
"Oh, I will tell Aikarai what you said, and say that the five of you announced that you have occupied her home." I thought to myself, even the evil dragon Rena will be subdued by Aikarai. Be obedient, these five guys... are no exception.
Sure enough, after hearing what I said, the faces of the five-color team all turned pale, and they bent down the dragon's noble waist without hesitation.
"I'm sorry, we were wrong, please don't tell Boss Aikalay!"
Well, what should I say? At least they won't bite the bullet and seek death. It seems that these five guys are a little smarter than Crystal and I?
"What are you doing here?"
"Of course we are here to find Boss Reina." The five people said in unison.
"She is busy now and has no time to play with you."
"We don't believe it." The five people said in unison.
"Hey, idiot Druid, send me these five idiots." The evil dragon Reina emerged from the kitchen and ordered to me without even looking at her little brother.
"Why me again?"
"Why, you didn't see me doing anything serious, or did you say you don't want to have breakfast?"
"Okay." I rolled my eyes secretly. This evil dragon Rena is obviously a kitchen idiot, but today she doesn't know what's wrong with her brain. She has to get into the kitchen to ask Bisi and Aikalay for advice. Can she do it? You want to poison my bowl, but no, I have to be careful when I have breakfast later. Things like eating half a cockroach may happen at any time.
The question now is how to get rid of these five idiots? correct. I snapped my fingers lightly.
"When was your five-color team founded?"
"Why do you ask such a thing?"
"Want to remember the great moment when our five-color team rose?"
"Humph, this idea is not incomprehensible."
"Then we will tell you with great mercy."
After Qi Qi finished speaking, there was a long period of confused silence.
"Hey, are you telling me? Why aren't you talking?"
"When...when did it come, Chester?"
"Don't ask me, idiot, I don't know. Ask Asalin."
"Huh? Why do I have to remember such boring things?"
In the blink of an eye, the five-color team started making trouble on their own. Who said just now that this was a great moment? Why did it become boring in the blink of an eye? You guys are still too naive. You have to learn more from me, a senior. For example, I know very well that day when I traveled through time, the great moment when the savior came...
What day is it coming? Forget it, go back and ask Lal and the others, don't worry about the details.
"Ahem." I coughed a few times: "Didn't you say that the founding of the Five Colors Team was triggered by the emergence of crystals?"
"That's right, that's what I said."
"That's when the stupid crystal comes back."
"We finally got rid of the nickname of Five Colored Idiots."
"Crystal is the number one idiot in Dragon Paradise."
"On that day."
"So, it's been several months at least?"
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