Chapter 4091: You Change Homes and I Steal Homes
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"Okay, okay, now that things are clear, things will be easier to handle next, right?"
I pressed my palms, whether it was matryoshka dolls or changing maps. In short, if I could smooth things out in the first step, it was already a kind of progress.
"Is it easy to do next?" The little mermaid tilted her head, as if to say, Mr. Wu, what are you talking about in your daydream?
"Mr. Wu, can you tell me a good idea?"
Ah, do you still need to ask me about this kind of thing? In other words, is it useful to ask me about this kind of thing?
Use your own brain, you idiot!
"Ahem, I think there is a way. The difference lies in whether we can think of it." He said, casting an encouraging look at Aelia, you can do it. As the protagonist, you must be able to do it. You have to believe it. Own.
Unfortunately, Elijah didn't appreciate it.
"I understand the truth, so I ask Mr. Wu to work harder and think of a solution."
"No, in your eyes, do I look very smart? If you really think that's the case, why don't I change it?"
"Mr. Wu is worrying too much. Don't say it's me. Even in the eyes of your wife Vilas, you probably don't look very smart."
Isn't this quite understandable? I'd like to thank your whole family, you bastard!
"Then what do you expect?"
"There is an old saying that goes, a fool will always gain something after all his worries."
"But the Fool doesn't want to worry about it. He just wants to lie in bed and have a good sleep!"
"A wise man must make a mistake after thinking a lot." Elijah ignored my complaints and said solemnly: "I have thought of a thousand ways now, which means that I will definitely fail next, so I will only look at Mr. Wu. .”
How can this sentence be explained in this way?
I looked at Ariya with wide eyes. I didn’t know very well whether the wise man would make a mistake after thinking a lot, but I have now seen the way the wise man shirks the blame.
"Okay, you want me to find a way, right?" I crossed my arms and looked stern. Speaking of which, it's time for you to see how terrifying a thirty-year-old middle-aged man who is determined to be ruined can be.
I didn't think about it, I just said casually: "Since the first generation of witches has appeared, let's look for it. Maybe we can get there first?"
"It's impossible." As soon as I finished my words, I was categorically denied by Aelia, although her expression looked more sad than the one I was denied.
"On the line of the first-generation witch, Aika Laiyin already has an absolute advantage. I have never seen that woman gain the upper hand and still be overtaken."
"Everyone has to have a first time." I continued to fool around, mindlessly.
"Actually, we can think about it the other way around. People like Aika Laiyin... Ahem, I mean, if the Aika Laiyin you are talking about is really the kind of woman who has no plans, then why doesn't she How about recruiting all the first-generation witches to attack us? Just two of them were eager to be exposed, but they let us know about the existence of the first-generation witches. No matter how you look at it, they don't look like her calm and capable style."
To be more like a fun person, eh, I just want to hold back, I just want to let you know, I just want to make the future full of uncertainty and the game full of suspense, so that it is fun.
At least in my understanding, Aika Laiyin is not such a fun-loving person. On the contrary, in the downwind game, her tactics are very traditional, focusing on one step at a time, overwhelming others with force, and flying bricks with great strength.
To put it simply, it is [Real* Flying Dragon Riding Face]!
"Mr. Wu's perspective is a bit different, but it does make sense." Aelia thought for a moment, and her eyes gradually brightened.
"Aika Laiyin is indeed not that kind of person. Doesn't this just mean that she has encountered obstacles in searching for the remaining first-generation witches? She may not be able to overcome them for a while. The two first-generation witches she found may not be able to... Or they don’t want to reveal information about the other witches.”
"Look, isn't this our chance?" I clapped my palms, but I didn't expect that even I believed the lie.
"We don't even need to defeat Aika Laiyin. As long as we can find two or three of them, with Sarah's invincible strength, we can at least maintain an undefeated situation in terms of combat power, right?"
"What Mr. Wu said makes sense, but if you can win, you should try your best to find one or two more." Aelia smiled for the first time and kept nodding. She picked up and put down the third bottle of juice in her hand, put it down and picked it up again. The little brain has begun to overclock.
"Then you think about it carefully. I'll go back to my room and go to bed first."
I whispered in a low voice and tiptoed, not forgetting to wink at the other little witches. What were I doing in such a daze? Why didn't I go back and take a nap while Elijah was thinking?
"Decided!"
The little mermaid suddenly shouted! So fast. Have you changed the CPU? !
"First of all, we must establish an emergency combat command. At this critical moment, everyone must unite as one, eat, drink and live together to tide over the difficulties together!"
I am particularly sensitive to the word "live". When I heard this, my face changed, I became wrinkled and trembled when I spoke.
"What do you mean by living together?"
"Mr. Wu really likes to pretend to be stupid. Of course he means that literally. Starting from today, I will also move here. If you bother me, please take care of me in the future."
"You also know how intrusive it is."
I looked shocked, how could one or two of these people be so willful? Don't do this kind of thing even if you know it will disturb others!
"So, didn't I express my apology?"
"Which word of yours sounds like an apology?"
"Please take care of Mr. Wu in the future."
"You don't call it an apology, you call it annoyance, do you understand?!"
"It's not like we don't pay rent!"
"oh?"
I'm not sleepy anymore when I mention this. Finally, there's someone who understands things. He's much cuter than little foxes, senior brothers and the like.
"How embarrassing. We all know each other so well, how can I charge you rent?"
"Mr. Wu, please stop being polite. Now I have nothing but money." Aelia looked out the window at the night with her hands behind her hands, her eyes sparse and worried.
He looks like he deserves a beating.
"Okay! It's a deal! Double happiness!" I clapped my hands and smiled like a simple monkey.
"Then step two!"
There is actually a successor? Did you even replace the motherboard?
"About Mr. Wu's beheading operation..."
"How ugly, and too straightforward. Didn't we agree to ask the Dragon Knight to take action?" I interrupted Aria, and she retorted with a subtle expression, mumbling to herself in a low voice.
"I feel that Dragon Knight's actions are more straightforward and... highlight Mr. Wu's bad sexual habits."
ah? ! What did you say? The wind was so strong that I didn’t hear it!
"Forget it, let's just move the Dragon Knight, and I have to trouble Mr. Wu to execute it as soon as possible."
"Wait, it depends on you to find the right time for me. That little...ahem, that little woman, there are so many big men in suits following her, each of them has a fist as big as my head, you don't know, right? ?”
"It doesn't matter, as long as Mr. Wu can show off his unique skills."
What's the secret to pressing the bottom of the box? Could it be that she knows something? After all, she is the heroine, the chosen one in the fantasy world. Cheating and cheating is quite normal. My face changed slightly and I began to think about it secretly.
“Of course it’s the unique skill of a super grilled fish master!”
"..."
Okay, it seems that I have overthought it. This little mermaid should be taking a route similar to that of the good-for-nothing male protagonist Dan Asasi in GAL. Switching to a female direction, that is, "How dare you hit me, oh Moses Luo" Yin's woman is innocent, silly and sweet.
Highlight one word, useless cute style.
"Grilled fish can only open her mouth, but not her heart." I said, how can anyone save the world by grilling fish? Can you please improve your savior's qualifications?
"It's okay, just open her legs."
"What did you say?!"
"I mean, you can try to open her heart." The little mermaid stuck out her tongue and looked cute.
"Do you think a woman who can open her heart just by grilling fish is trustworthy?" I tilted my neck almost ninety degrees, and once again felt the age gap between me and the little mermaid.
A little loli who was deceived by a lollipop, can you expect her not to be deceived by other lollipops?
"What's the matter? Criminals can open their hearts with a bowl of mother's rice."
"It would be good for everyone to watch less TV series. It would be better to take a step back."
I corrected myself: "Now we are completely at a disadvantage. Even if I can persuade her, think about it, with her bad young lady character, what will she think, say, and what kind of response will she give?"
Elijah thought about it. Her best friend who grew up wearing a pair of pants in kindergarten allowed her to instantly assume the role of the evil dragon Lena. Her noble and elegant temperament gradually became scornful, arrogant and arrogant.
She crossed her arms and looked condescendingly, as if there was me kneeling on the ground at her feet. A contemptuous smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. She raised her legs without hesitation and stepped on the opponent's face with her smooth soles. Her five round and small feet Rotate your fingers around your face.
"After all, isn't the justice you talk about being beaten to pieces by evil? That's why you came up with this strategy. You want to incite rebellion against me, and you plan to fight back with all your strength, right? You are so hypocritical, weak, and incompetent, but you still treat me like a treasure. It's so pathetic and hilarious to keep talking about it, just like a humble, pitiful and dirty mouse hiding in the sewers and running around, accusing cats of occupying the bright streets, trying to persuade a tiger Deal with the cat.”
After saying this, Aaliya instantly switched back to her self-mode and said to me: "Rena... she will probably have this attitude. Of course, if it were you, her tone would probably be... uh, slightly different. Just be a little tactful."
"How much is a little bit?" I hesitated.
"You are not allowed to go anywhere from now on. Stay in the kitchen and cook grilled fish for me for the rest of your life. I will think about it."
She cuts to Lena in seconds, and then cuts back again. Her expressions cannot be said to be very similar, I can only say that they are exactly the same. This is to understand each other. Even I feel ashamed. You both used the same sweat towel and the same diaper in kindergarten. Of?
And such a request... I really don't know whether to describe it as a little bit, or a billion bits, it's a bit subtle.
"So, are you really going to let me cook grilled fish for her for the rest of her life?"
"This...it's better to say goodbye. Not to mention the others, Xilusi Aikelu will be the first to rebel."
The twins who were listening on the side, the chicken pecked at the rice and nodded.
Elijah was a little entangled. After all, he had to strive for more initiative on his own, otherwise he would lose Mr. Wu, a core member who fished in troubled waters, and even the newly established combat headquarters would be lost.
"Okay, let's talk about the rest tomorrow. Now, go to bed."
She struggled for a long time, but couldn't finish it. Finally, she remembered that the little witches under her, most of whom were JK and JC, still needed to go to bed early and get up early, and they still needed to grow taller, so with a wave of her hand, she already had some command points. Looks like a commander-in-chief.
"I told you earlier." I urged the yawning twins to wash up and go to bed. Then I returned to my room, wiped my face, put on my big brown bear nightgown, and lay down straight on the bed. I subconsciously touched my phone and planned to go to bed before going to bed. Make a gesture.
Then, I saw a series of messages from Miss Bailong.
Mr. Wu, come and make an appointment~~~
Wu Xiansen, drink and pick up corpses~~~
Mr. Wu, if you don’t come back, will I take Bisi back?
Attached is a picture of Aika Laiyin forcing Bisi into his arms. At first glance, it seems that even the eyes are about to be bounced away. It can only be described as sparks hitting the earth. It is so exciting that it will last a lifetime.
I:"……"
First of all, it can be seen that she is in a very good mood.
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