Chapter 4094 I Exploded!
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"Speaking of which, Mr. Wu and Senior Kasha cooperate so well. Is this really the first time they meet?"
In order to divert the hatred between Ben Zina and me, Aika Laiyin had to bring up a new topic. It was successful, but it also raised new questions.
Yes, it's obviously the first time we've met, so what's the deal with this tacit understanding?
Even I fell into deep thought. I acted subconsciously. In reality, there is naturally such a tacit understanding. Especially when we are teasing others, the two of us have a better tacit understanding. Not to mention our eyes, we can know what the other person wants to do by farting.
But is this an old drunkard who has broken the illusion? Could it be another strong inertial effect of reality?
Everyone's contemplation was interrupted by the old drunkard's drunken laughter: "What does this mean that Wu Xiaozi and I are in love? What's the saying? Love at first sight?"
"Ah, don't say any unlucky words, or I'll kill you. We just fell in love at first sight!" I was furious. Is this how you are still a teacher in a key school? I'm afraid I'm not a foreign teacher who often appears in the news.
"It's not bad, it's not bad." The old drunkard patted my shoulder carelessly: "Anyway, I agree with Aika Laiyin. There is still something special about you."
"So what do you think is special about me?" Aika Laiyin said this, and the old drunkard also said this, but I haven't realized it yet.
"Uh..." The two of them fell into deep thought at the same time, and then said in unison.
"Specially...ordinary?"
Then one laughed wildly, and the other covered her mouth and smiled gracefully. I looked sideways and vertically, and saw a female gangster, and the other white and black.
"Ah, yes, yes, let's drink to Kasha and the landlady for falling in love at first sight, meow."
Feeney interrupted forcefully at this time, as if she was eager to end the topic. Is it my imagination? Her expression seemed a little nervous just now, especially when Aika Laiyin mentioned the tacit understanding between me and the old drunkard.
It's very suspicious. This little transvestite has a secret!
I sipped calmly, thinking about finding an opportunity to find out some other time, but the most urgent task was to go deep into the enemy camp and understand the enemy's situation.
"Speaking of which, Aika Laiyin, how did you and Lao...ahem, Senior Kasha meet? I'm a little curious. Your two personalities...seem to be completely different. Can you tell me about it?"
"Of course... because of the common hobby." He is still an old drunkard, and he has become an expert at answering questions. Miss Bailong is not upset that her role was taken away. She raised the cup in her hand, with a slight regret on her face, and said to the old man The drunkard touched it.
liquor?
I suddenly realized that I was so used to being called an old drunkard that I almost forgot why she loved going to bars so much and why she owed so many IOUs. It was not all because of her love of drinking. This was something she had in common with Miss Bai Long. language.
It's just that one drank until he was completely penniless, and the other was as rich as a country but couldn't drink a drop of wine.
"So...I have a tentative understanding of Senior Kasha's situation, what about you?"
"Meow?" Seeing me suddenly pointing the finger at her, Feini blinked blankly and innocently, and let out a meow.
"So why are you getting involved with everyone? Aren't you usually busy and just come here to say hello?"
"This...this meow..."
Feini's eyes were a little confused, maybe she was thinking whether she should follow the other person's words and leave to help Ouna, whose anger bar was rising, or explain something else.
"Because, this kitten and I are old acquaintances." Another old drunkard said carelessly when Fini was hesitant.
kitten? It disgusts me.
I disliked the tactical move and leaned back to distance myself from the two of them.
"Old acquaintance? I also like to drink, so why haven't I seen you at the Green Forest Bar before?"
"Because I didn't know the existence of the Green Forest Bar before." The old drunkard had a red face that was half drunk. It was impossible to tell whether he was lying or not. Anyway, he spoke without breathing. If your mind doesn't turn around, it's true.
"You are a good drinker, how can you not know about the existence of Green Forest Bar?" I was suspicious and didn't miss every flaw.
"Then let me ask you, how many times do you go to the toilet a day?" the old drunkard asked without answering.
"Four or five are always required."
"Very good. I drink almost three times a day. Just treat it like you go to the toilet. Then let me ask you, do you know the locations of all the public toilets in the city?"
"Then...how can we compare?" I was confused. You must be teaching Gang Jing in school.
"The Green Forest Bar is so famous..."
"Then let me put it another way, do you know which public toilet is the most popular in the city, or the one with the highest usage rate in the city?"
"It's different, I usually go to the toilet at home..."
"I usually drink in the school dormitory. Sometimes I really don't want to go out, so I'll borrow some from the chemistry laboratory."
"..."
"..."
If I lose, no matter I am an old drunkard in reality or an old drunkard in an illusion, I am no match and I will lose completely.
"Okay, I get it." I raised my hands in surrender, and then I shot at Bisi without warning.
"Bis, you three grew up together, right? You should know Fini very well. Do you know about Fini and senior Kasha?"
"This...I..." At the unexpected breakthrough, Bisi, who is not good at lying, suddenly panicked. If Feini and the old drunkard were making jokes at this time, it would confirm my suspicion.
I looked at the little transvestite and then at the old drunkard. They looked like the old gods were there, not panicking at all. Could it be that I had guessed wrong?
"Sorry...Actually, I don't know very well." Bisi talked with you for a while, and finally bowed her head honestly.
"Weren't we in the same school and grew up together?"
"That's true, but there was a time when Feini..." Bis glanced at Feini, and after getting her nod, she continued: "Fini was a delinquent for a period of time."
Ah this...
Will-o'-the-wisp?
Mohawk transvestite?
Dew at night and die of misfortune?
Several template images immediately popped into my mind, and I wanted to laugh, but I managed to hold it back.
"Uh-huh, don't look at me like this." Feini was not ashamed but proud, puffing out her little chest and waving her small arms and hands like Northeastern green onions: "We were also the number one person in the school back then, and we were alone. One man broke into the enemy group and defeated eight strong men."
Then what? Assume that eight of the enemy are defeated and there are still a hundred strong men left. I, a brother, would like to know the subsequent plot!
"I see."
Benzina, who had been listening, raised her hands in a clever manner. I thought that because of her reputation as Benzina, she would definitely ask some similar, very Benzina questions.
Finally she said.
"There must be eight cat slaves in the enemy group!"
It's very... girly, I'm impressed, that's not what I want to hear at all, the turbid white elements of Modo Modo... you know?
Forget it, Zhenjier is so embarrassed, you should quit the group.
Being teased by this group of people, I couldn't find any way to get to the bottom of it. After all, I was the only outsider. They worked together, and even if Bisi was used as a breakthrough, it would be difficult to find out more.
But it doesn't matter, I can almost guess it, from when Miss Bailong mentioned that she and the old drunkard met over drinking.
If these two guys are really the first generation magical girls...
I looked at Feini first. She was recruited most likely because of Bisi. Maybe Aika Laiyin had known her identity for a long time. After many efforts, he managed to trick her with the help of Bisi. The process is nothing more than a misfortune. If you don't come to help me, Bisi will be in danger, and she will be knocked unconscious, kidnapped, and stripped naked by the demon man with eight-pack abs.
Interestingly, looking back on the previous conversations and expressions, I am very confident that Bisi did not know Fini's identity as the first-generation witch at the beginning. Fini's sudden addition may have shocked Bisi for a whole year.
Finny is easy to guess, has weaknesses, and is easy to recruit, but the old drunkard...
I turned my eyes and fell on the back of the red-haired man who kept shouting.
It's hard for the old drunkard. This guy is just a piece of meat. He has no weaknesses and no pursuits. The bond of being both the first-generation witches can't move her at all. If this bond is easy to use and can be used, why does Fini Why don't you gather the other witches together? This is the key issue, giving Elijah a chance to make a comeback.
So, what would convince the old drunkard to get her to join? Aika Laiyin has already given the answer.
liquor!
The old drunkard has no other hobbies but loves to drink. By coincidence, there is a master bartender here who can be on par with my master grilled fish master - Bisi.
The Green Forest Bar's dazzling array of fine wines, coupled with Bisi's craftsmanship, can handle the old drunkard, which makes sense.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but sigh.
In reality, it was Bisi who hugged Aika Laiyin's thigh and transformed from a mortal into a noble dragon knight. She easily broke through to the realm of the realm. In a short period of time, she reached a height that ordinary adventurers could not reach in a lifetime. People are envious and jealous.
I never thought that in Broken Illusion, I would turn into Aika Laiyin hugging Bisi's thigh. She is a witch with high strength and online IQ (the only one in the organization). And because of her existence, she recruited Feini and the old drunkard. In other words, apart from funny characters like Idiot 9 and Foodie Crystal, Bisi is the core of the entire team. Mastering her is equivalent to mastering the combat power of most evil organizations.
Then here comes the problem.
Should I continue to abduct...ah, should I persuade the little female dragon? Or is it more appropriate to change the goal and persuade Bisi to abandon the secret and turn to the light?
I feel that the latter is less difficult and the effect is more obvious, dear!
Just when I was in a dilemma because I was a woman, before I knew it, everyone's topic of conversation turned to me.
"Mr. Wu?"
"Ah?" I was startled, woke up, and looked at Aika Laiyin blankly, what were you discussing just now? What did I miss?
"Mr. Wu really never forgets to be in a daze wherever he goes." Miss Bailong joked, and then said softly.
"We were chatting just now. You see, Mr. Wu and I have known each other for a long time, right?"
"That's true." I nodded. If you include the reality part, we have known each other for a long time, and Yulia has almost used up her hundred moves.
"We can chat well with each other, and I regard Mr. Wu as a good friend."
"Same friend, same friend." I continued to nod, my same bedmate.
"However, apart from knowing that Mr. Wu is male, a bar landlord, unemployed, and has four good brothers, I know nothing else about Mr. Wu. As a good friend, shouldn't I have a deeper understanding?"
"Yes, you have to go deeper. Keep going deeper." I kept nodding. As for how deep you go, it depends on whether you are in human form, human-dragon form, or dragon form. I have tried the former two, but I have not found a suitable carrier for the latter yet. With passage.
Besides, being unemployed is redundant!
"So." Aika Laiyin clasped his hands together, his sweet smile almost overflowing: "Can I visit Mr. Wu's house another day?"
Nodding my head, my cat exploded!
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