Chapter 761: Those Little Days in the Elves

"Go, go, watch the excitement early in the morning, and go about your business."

In order to avoid causing trouble to Chi Yu and the others who ran out of the room in embarrassment, I immediately blew my beard and glared at these guys.

Seeing the existence of the little ghost, these people roughly guessed that nothing "interesting" happened between Artoria and I last night, and they got the information they wanted. Under my urging, they all looked strange. He left with a smile.

After driving away these unnecessary people, I glanced at the room with lingering fear where the sound of fighting between the two saints representing love, peace, justice and bust came from. I wisely did not choose to break up the fight. Anyway, I do this every time. , the end result is either that the two people become more and more violent, or that you become the target of the two people's anger.

There were still a lot of empty houses, so I chose one at random, took off the aristocratic dress that made me feel awkward after sleeping all night, put on my usual cloak attire, and freshened up. I was planning to take a look at Artoli. Where did Ya go? Just when he went out, he met a familiar elf maid.

"Good morning, Your Highness."

This stunning elf maid, who was wearing the unique maid uniform of the elves and was considered to be one of the best among all female elves, had a full smile on her face and bowed elegantly, which took me a long time to come back to my senses.

"Well...Ah, hello, may I ask..."

"Your Highness, you can just call me Caroline."

I went there and I still have Colgate.

After thinking about it, I finally remembered that this familiar and beautiful elf maid was the one who often stayed by Artoria's side.

Looking carefully at the stunning elf maid in front of me, I couldn't help but admire her. She was indeed the elf queen's dedicated maid. Her smart and elegant temperament was unique, and it seemed to be due to serving Arturia and staying with her for a long time. A trace of Artoria's calmness and seriousness can also be found in her beautiful pupils.

"From now on, I am Her Royal Highness the Queen's dedicated maid, and also your dedicated maid. If you need anything, please feel free to give me your orders."

Gao...oh, cough, Carolie saluted again, Yingying said.

"Hmm... By the way, just in time, I want to ask, have you seen Artoria?"

"Her Royal Highness, she is in the study now."

Carolie pointed to one of the doors. It was the study room that Arturia told me about when she took me around the house last night.

"Right there?"

I had a little taste of searching for her all over the place. Although I hadn’t even started looking for her yet, I was really surprised that Arturia was just a door away from me. He turned to look at the room where the noise of the fight was coming from, wondering if he should take a risk and ask the two little saints to stop so as not to disturb Artoria.

"Don't worry, Your Highness, the study has been set up with a soundproof barrier."

Seeing my doubts at a glance, Carole smiled and said softly, her eyes narrowed, her voice as clear and moving as a deep valley stream.

"Then get busy and I'll go take a look."

After getting the information I wanted, I nodded my thanks to Carolie, walked to the door of Artoria's study, gently opened the door and walked in. What caught my sight was exactly like the scene last night - —Only one tall, raised golden hair poked out from the pile of documents.

Feeling the difference in the footsteps, the golden hair lifted up, revealing Artoria's pretty face. In those green and quiet eyes, there was a look of steady and serious thinking.

Putting down the quill in her hand gently, her frown relaxed, and Arturia gave me a faint smile.

"Isn't it disturbing you?"

Seeing Artoria's look, I weighed the documents on the table with some guilt, and stopped at the door.

It seems...several times more spectacular than Akela's table. Of course, that old fox's ability to handle alliance affairs is not comparable to the current Artoria.

"No problem, come in and sit down."

Artoria shook her head and stood up from her chair, showing a welcome that didn't seem forced.

"Okay, then I'm welcome."

Saying this, I walked into the study without looking away from the pile of documents on the table.

"Are these...all going to be dealt with?"

"Yes."

Arturia nodded and sighed.

"In order to prepare for the wedding, I haven't dealt with clan affairs for several days. This is not something that can be completed in two or three days."

After a pause, as if she was afraid that I would misunderstand, she added with a faint smile.

"Of course, I am not complaining about our wedding. It is precisely because I feel that the wedding is much more important than these matters that I can settle down, follow the instructions of Elder Leman and the others, and prepare and practice for the wedding properly."

Thinking of the preparations for this wedding, I couldn't help but nodded in agreement. Wasn't it the same for me, who was forced by Kane to practice the ceremony formation and etiquette over and over again? Fortunately, everything in this wedding was kept simple. If it were held according to the most solemn ceremony of the alliance and the elves, it might take a month or two to get familiar with and practice.

Of course, the practice was not boring. A lot of interesting things happened. For example, during the rehearsal, under Kane's arrangement, the little girl Tia was responsible for temporarily taking on the role of Artoria, and the result was usually very good. The smart little girl almost crushed my shoes.

Fortunately for Artoria, although the wedding practice took a lot of time, I, the handyman elder, was not like Artoria, who had so many things waiting to be done. After the wedding, I immediately became idle. .

"Thank you for your hard work, Artoria. If there is anything you can do to help, please feel free to ask. It is also a husband's duty to share his wife's worries."

Originally, these words were mostly polite words. It's not that I don't want to help, but that I don't have the ability. However, Artoria is not a serious person who can distinguish between polite words and the truth. Moreover, her biggest wish at the moment seems to be that she wants to help. Make me a great king.

So, when I saw her eyes sparkling after listening to my words, I immediately felt bad.

"Knock knock knock~~"

At this time, a knock on the door came and saved my life.

The person who came in was none other than the elf maid whom she had just met in the hall. She walked up lightly, holding a tray with hot food on it.

"Your Highness the Queen, Your Highness the Prince, breakfast is ready."

With a charming smile, Carole put the plate down gently, stretched her neck and saw that breakfast was all light food, and I couldn't help but lose my appetite immediately.

"Well, no need, Carol, I'll just eat the jerky."

After saying that, I took out a piece of meat as big as my palm and chewed it. Oh, after coming to the elves, I almost faded away from the taste of green food, even the long-lost dried meat slices. , now it is full of flavor when eaten.

"No, Your Highness, eating dried meat all the time is not good for your health." Carolie frowned, showing an unexpectedly strong side.

"I usually eat this when I go on adventures, as long as it provides enough energy."

Not to be outdone, I retorted, saying anything is fine, but I would never agree with the point of denying dried meat, one of the two sacred foods recognized by adventurers.

"Precisely because I always eat these non-nutritious things, I have to supplement as much as possible now."

Karujie looked gentle and respectful like a maid, but she didn't want to show off her words at all.

Arturia had already started to eat. She still had a lot of work to do, so she didn't want to get involved in the fight between the two.

"Artoria is so busy, isn't it bad for her health? You should give her more advice."

When the conversation changed, I pointed the gun at Arturia who was staying away from the incident.

With an elegant but fast speed, she destroyed the food in front of her. The golden hair on Artoria's forehead shook a few times, as if to say, why did you two pull and pull the food? Is the fever coming on me?

"It is related to the stability of the entire elven clan. Her Royal Highness the Queen is so busy and there is nothing she can do about it, but Her Royal Highness the Prince can definitely correct the habit of partial eclipse."

Caroline didn't fall for my changing the subject, she stuck to the point and spoke without giving up a step.

"Besides, if you feel sorry for Her Majesty the Queen, can't the Prince help Her Majesty share the burden?"

"..."

Woo hoo, I was hit hard. I lost, and I lost to a little maid again.

Why do you say "again"?

"Colgate, what you said just now is so rude. Fan also has his own responsibility."

Arturia, who was wiping her mouth after eating, made a soft sound, and Caroline immediately lowered her head.

"I'm sorry, Your Highness, I forgot that you are still an elder of the Human Alliance. You must have a lot of matters to deal with. Those words you just said were too rash. Please forgive me."

"..."

Don't apologize, don't apologize, bastard, doesn't this make me even more embarrassed? I am just a handyman elder with nothing to do! !

"But I still don't agree with the partial eclipse. Please take good care of your body, Your Majesty."

After saying that, with an elegant and moving smile, Carole gently handed my share to her face.

"Come on, eat it. This is carefully made by me. Please taste it, Your Highness."

"..."

Okay, I finally understand. From now on, I must never go against the creatures called [Maids]. They are all strong trees with cute appearances. They are pure and weak on the outside, but on the inside they are extremely stubborn and have amazing fighting power.

I have to say, it tastes really good....

Shortly after finishing breakfast, according to the itinerary, Artoria and I, the newlyweds, had to show their faces outside. The official explanation was that we would go out on the parade street to have close contact with everyone.

When she came back, it was already afternoon and the sun was almost setting. Arturia said hello when she returned home and immediately buried herself in the study. It seemed that it was indeed what she said. The files piled up on the desk were not even Even if you risk your life, it cannot be completed in two or three days.

The noise in the room continued. The adventurer's continuous fighting ability should not be underestimated. Of course, this had something to do with the little fox's deliberate compromise. After all, there were two people, one a little saint in her teens and the other in her forties. A high-level assassin, no matter how extraordinary the little ghost's profession is, cannot make up for this gap.

So, just when the sun was about to sink from the edge of the forest, the door was finally pushed open with a loud bang, and a white glowing figure with a crying sound rushed straight into my arms.

"Woooooooo~~, Xiaofan, that naughty fox is bullying people~~~"

The beautiful little ghost with snot and tears on her pretty face wiped the clothes in my arms hard and raised her head, looking pitiful.

"Should we find helpers if we are not as skilled as others? It's so embarrassing. Hmph, you will never be a match for this Tianhu in your life."

The little fox walked out of the room with his arms folded and his tail raised proudly. He looked down at the little ghost with a victor's smile on his face.

"Hmph, it won't be too late to say this once you, this naughty fox, catch up with this saintly woman's breasts."

Who is the little ghost? She will not lose to anyone in a verbal confrontation. So, with a retort, the proud smile on the little fox's face immediately collapsed and turned into an angry look.

"Stop talking nonsense, I will not lose to this luminous body like you."

Well, seeing that the little fox was angry with a hint of shame and unwillingness, it seemed that he had indeed lost to the little ghost.

I thought to myself, and then coughed a few times, interrupting the quarrel between the two people.

"What are you yelling about? You two are so shameless. Really, if you want to compare, it's not easy. Come here and let me rub it and you will know?"

As I said this, I made a gesture of grasping the dragon's claws with both hands, and my malicious eyes lingered on the pointed breasts of the two little saints.

"Hmph, let's compete, who is afraid of whom?"

The little fox was probably in a hurry, and regardless of Hong Guoguo's ill intentions, he took a few steps forward and brought her beautiful breasts that were about to come out within his reach. As for the little ghost, she was simpler, and she was already He threw himself into his own arms.

"Then...then I'm not welcome."

I couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva. I stretched out my hands with trembling hands and grabbed the soft meat of the two balls, which had different owners but were similar in size. I was still a little, a little short of being able to capture the two saints at the same time. The most holy and beautiful breasts are in the palm of your hand.

Just a few tenths of a minute away, two fists fell from the sky and knocked me to the ground on all fours.

"Do you think I will be fooled by such a low-level and childish thing?"

A lotus foot stepped on the head and kept spinning on it with its heel. The little fox's queen-like arrogant voice came from the top of the head.

"Xiao Fan, it's not your fault for being stupid, but it's your fault for still lying to others."

The little ghost slightly adapted the sentence that she stole from me, with the noble and compassionate voice unique to the saint, making her look extremely holy. Then, the holy saint, she grabbed someone's arm as if nothing had happened. As if the wife with decades of experience as a housewife was picking at the vegetable market, she looked at it for a moment, finally found the most suitable target, and took a big bite...

"Oh oh oh----!!"

It is said that that night, many elven residents living near the Crystal Tree heard the mournful cry of the Crystal Tree. They were so frightened that they knelt down to the forest goddess and prayed for peace.

…

On the third day of my wedding, I woke up early in the morning and was shocked to find that the little ghost sleeping beside me was missing.

When I looked at her Snail House necklace, it wasn't there either, and I said bad in my heart.

When it comes to the ability to cause trouble, in the entire camp, the little ghost is only a little inferior to the old drunkard and the miser. If she is left to wander around for a day, who knows what kind of shocking trouble she can cause.

I was so startled that I couldn't sleep at all. I jumped up quickly, rushed out of the room, and called Carole over. In the end, even she didn't know where the little ghost had gone.

"I don't know much about Miss Alice's situation, but..."

Seeing that Carolie was hesitant and unable to speak, I couldn't help but ask further, and she pointed to the bottom of the Crystal Tree and said.

"It seems that many tribesmen are coming down to the Prince."

Coming for me?

I scratched the back of my head in confusion. Could it be that those elves wanted to regret their marriage and take their Queen back?

However, he and Artoria have been married for two days, isn't it too late to regret it now? It's like lending a fat and tender lamb to a hungry wolf and asking it to pay it back two days later. It is estimated that only the bones will be returned.

Although because of the little ghost, I, a hungry wolf, have indeed not eaten Artoria yet.

With a lot of doubts, I went outside and looked down. No, this was not it. There were already hundreds of elves gathered below, and the number was still increasing.

If it was just like this, I wouldn't bother to pay attention to it, but the problem is that the moment I appeared, hundreds of pairs of eyes below immediately focused on it, and then there was an endless noise, which made me initially doubt that Carole said that these people were rushing. His own judgment was immediately shattered.

My eyes wandered around the crowd below for a few times, and I immediately spotted two special figures. I couldn't help but be stunned, and then my teeth began to grind with hatred.

The old drunkard and the short winter melon are the two old bastards who cause trouble everywhere! !

Needless to say, the elves below who came towards me were 100% the fault of them.

After thinking for a moment in secret, amidst hundreds of disappointed sighs from below, I retracted my body, quickly walked around to the other side of the Crystal Tree, and descended the tree in the fastest way - kicking with both feet, and with a whooshing sound I turned into a parabola and jumped down. The distance of more than 100 meters was not a problem for me.

It's just that the soles of my feet will be numb.

Cursing and rubbing his feet, this debt must be credited to those two old bastards.

Putting my cloak and hat on my head, I bypassed the hundreds of elves gathered under the Crystal Tree and sneaked up to the old drunkard and the short winter melon. The two guys were probably in an extremely excited state, so they didn't notice. My proximity.

There was a table in front of them with a large box on it. The short winter melon on the side was cheering, and the old drunkard in charge of the actual operation was like a hawker buying bullshit ointment on the street, holding a magic loudspeaker and making loud noises. Spread the word to passing elves.

Want to see the dreamlike scenery on your wedding day?

Want to reminisce about the art of snow?

Want to experience the purity of the snow-white world again?

Don't hesitate any longer!

The opportunity is here!

I guarantee this on the honor of the alliance elder!

Just join this event!

Just pay tribute to our great miracle worker, the Druid Elder Wu Fan, of whom the entire alliance is proud!

At the same time, he is also your Royal Highness the Prince!

Just petition him!

It is possible for the miracle of that day to happen again!

The more people there are, the greater the odds!

Come on, the registration fee is only one gold coin!

The miracle of a gold coin!

What are you waiting for? !

Although these elves did not understand why they had to pay this seemingly optional registration fee before they could petition, they were simple-minded and did not think deeply. Out of a pilgrimage to art, they queued up one by one. The gold coins were thrown into the box, and then they gathered under the crystal tree and looked up blankly.

Listening to the crisp sound of gold coins falling into the box one by one, Kasha and Muradin's eyes almost turned the color of gold coins.

"Diao Donggua, let me explain in advance that I am the one taking the lead in this operation and the risk is the greatest, so I should take the big lead."

While showing a solemn face to the elves who were passing by, Ka turned his face slightly and said to Muradin next to him in an imperceptible voice.

"It's not a method I came up with. Can you make money with one word? You can take the bulk, but my share must not be less."

Muradin snorted a few times and glared at the other party.

"Twenty-eight."

Not to be outdone, Kasha returned the look and stretched out two fingers.

Muradin's expression changed, he looked at Kasha angrily and pointed out four fingers.

"Four six!"

"Twenty-eight! You only deserve this share."

"Four or six! Not a single point less."

"Twenty-eight!"

"Four six!"

"Twenty-eight!"

"Four six!"

"Ten and ten, I want them all."

"You've gone too far to deceive others. You actually want to keep ten percent of it for yourself. Well, at best, we all just break up and no one can get the money."

When he heard that Kasha wanted to monopolize ten percent, Muradin became furious.

"Didn't you say this? Okay, now you're biting me. Are you a bastard who wants to take it all for yourself? Or are you planning to give it all to me?"

Kasha suddenly became angry and happy.

After a moment of silence, the two guys, whose heads were filled with gold coins, reacted and turned their heads stiffly towards the source of the sound.

"It's really hard work for you two to get up early in the morning to help me make money."

With a sneer, I strode forward, squeezed the two of them out, and firmly grasped the box on the table.

"No!!"

The two men let out shrill cries of despair.

"At least... at least give us half."

Seeing that the situation was not right, Muradin cut off his wrist decisively. It would have been easier if it had been someone else, but he knew that the cloaked man in front of him was out-and-out Rogge's third stingy, and now he was reasonable and powerful, able to ensure half of The benefits are already pretty good.

"Yes, yes, we have no merit, but also hard work. Do you think so, dear Wu~~"

The old drunkard's flattering voice also sounded, which made my skin crawl all over.

"No, not even a penny."

I squinted my eyes, looked at the two old guys whose expressions changed greatly, and sneered again and again.

"You two bastards, you did this to me without even saying hello. Don't you just want one less person to share, so you two can keep it all to yourself? You can do this, why can't I?"

Under the desperate eyes of these two self-inflicted guys, I threw the box into the inventory, patted my stomach, and pretended to be full. Suddenly I remembered something, turned around, and grabbed the magic loudspeaker from the old drunkard's hand.

I asked why it disappeared after the wedding, and sure enough, it was stolen by this guy again.

"By the way, please tell the elves that it's not possible today. At least we have to wait until the clouds in the sky are thicker."

Seeing the two figures, one tall and one short, with their souls highly out of body and their pale bodies looking like they would be scattered by the wind at any moment, I felt so happy and happy. It was an opportunity like this to trap two old ghosts at the same time. , but there really aren’t many.

I felt very comfortable having an extra income for no reason, but I finally remembered to find the little ghost that could turn the entire Elf clan upside down at any time, and wandered around the inner city of the Elf King City. While secretly thinking about where the little ghost might go.

It shouldn't be too far away. I can vaguely feel the distance between myself and the little ghost through the interlocking of souls. I secretly judged it in my heart.

The little ghost is not the kind of person who likes to join in the fun... Well, except for the fun directed at me, this little saint basically lives at home. She doesn't talk to others easily, and even appears in front of others, even when she goes out. , according to Vilas and the others, they also go to those remote and uninhabited places to be alone in a daze.

So, let’s start with the most remote ones.

After only searching for a while, I immediately showed a look of despair.

The Elf King City is no better than Rogge Camp. According to the elves' need for a quiet and elegant environment, the population density is less than one percent of the camp.

In other words... there are many remote places! !

After walking around for a whole morning, I gained nothing. Although it seemed that the position of the little ghost had not changed from the beginning, and I did not encounter any danger, the problem was that I didn't know the exact direction and distance.

Is it better to go back and let Artoria activate the elf soldiers to search for it?

Thinking like this, I came to a quiet small lake.

etc.......

Stopping, I looked warily at the quiet Xiao Hu shrouded in a layer of mysterious mist.

This kind of place, whether in games or novels, is a frequent location for triggering important events. For example, a stunningly beautiful girl takes off her clothes and takes a bath in the lake, and she happens to be hit by the protagonist. Another example is that a girl suddenly emerges from the lake. An elf entrusts the protagonist with the sword and the mission of saving the world.

I don't need any swords or anything like that, there's still one in the storage box.

Rubbing my itchy nose, I quickly took a few steps forward and came to the lake. I looked around and finally found the important item that triggered the incident - a pair of underwear that fell in the grass by the lake...