Chapter 769: The Dilemma of the Green Forest Bar

We can't go on like this. If we let our stupid physiques continue to fiddle with us, this honeymoon trip will turn into a tour record for Mr. Bao.

Do you have to find somewhere to take refuge, like the Greenwood Bar? !

"..."

Woohoo~~, no, no, why does this term come to mind subconsciously? I'm sorry, everyone, I'm sorry, Artoria. I brought you to Kurast in the name of a local snake. In fact, I am just a road idiot who only knows two more interesting places: the Trade District and the Green Forest Bar. That’s all.

Of course, I will never admit that the black shop in Omas where Indian Asan is dead is a fun place. If he doesn't always fantasize about turning me into a comedian, it might be worth considering.

There was nothing I could do. I really couldn't bear to beg the little fox. This real local snake who had stayed in Kurast for several years, once again, under Arturia's increasingly shining eyes, dealt with several things that were almost... After the trouble that suddenly fell from the sky, I embarrassedly took the four girls and hired two boats to row to the Adventurer Paradise platform.

The two guys, Little Fox and Tia, were too lazy to hide their intentions. Naturally, with me secretly rolling my eyes, they got on one of the boats and followed us to the adventurer platform.

Very good, I guess a lot of troubles will be solved when you come here. Most of the adventurers in the Adventure Paradise are career changers, mercenaries or soldiers. Of course, there are many other civilians, but most of the civilians who stay here are serving people. There are mainly adventurers, such as bartenders, maids, and some shop owners. At least there won't be incidents like tragic young women oppressed by nobles, old men whose sons are missing, or confused children suddenly appearing.

It's not that there won't be trouble here. Adventurers are very trouble-making. It's more chaotic than the trade market. It's just that if there is trouble among the adventurers, if it doesn't make sense, then... Let’s fight it out in the ring to see who has the tougher fist. Everyone has been through wind and rain. They are used to seeing life and death, and have tasted the ups and downs. The adventurers have a clear heart. No matter how hot-tempered they are, they still have a sense of proportion in their hearts. You don't have to worry about it yourself.

Of course, there are things to be careful about. Although there are less troubles, most of the bastards here know me, so I still have to work hard to conceal my identity. However, based on what I learned from detective stories, Even with his disguise skills, even idiots like him can't see through his identity.

So, after getting off the boat, I did not leave the dock immediately. Instead, I turned around and taught some disguise knowledge to the other four girls. No, look at the eyes of Sarah and Tia looking at us, how shining they are. .

Huh, don't worship me, he's just a legend.

As for the little fox, don't worry about her. As an assassin, she only has a lot more knowledge in this area than me. Arturia lowered her head and pondered aside, and her stupid hair turned in a circle from time to time.

Elf warriors who are proficient in forest warfare are naturally very good at camouflaging themselves, but due to terrain restrictions, they don't have much hope in a crowded city like this.

Just when I was frothing at the mouth and the sky was falling to the ground, a few adventurers on the boat came swaggering over from the pier. When they looked here, they immediately came together with laughter.

"Hey, Elder Fan, I haven't seen you for a long time. Why don't you spend time with your beloved wife in the elves and come here?"

One of the leading adventurers carrying a blue axe, picking his teeth, patted me on the shoulder and greeted me with a smile.

"..."

The little fox, Sarah, and Dia were snickering, while Artoria was confused.

I turned around mechanically and gave a stiff smile.

"Eh? Elder Fan really has a childlike innocence. Let me see where I bought this bear mask and introduce it to my brothers. How about forming an animal team later? Hahahaha~~~"

This guy knew at first glance that he was a loudmouth. He didn't care about his companions behind him. He was looking at someone with a black aura in fear, while pulling his clothes to signal him to shut up.

"Huh?"

His eyes suddenly turned to Artoria behind him, and as if he had discovered something, he looked her up and down several times.

Could it be that he has discovered Artoria's identity.

After a few glances, the ax warrior suddenly laughed.

"Elder Fan, this girl is wearing the same cloak as you, could she be...your daughter?"

"Boom——!"

With a puzzled smile on his face, the ax warrior dropped the big ax on his shoulder with a clang, creating a shallow crater, and then people fell down one after another.

When the four companions behind me saw this scene, they immediately fell silent. Under my flame-breathing gaze, they quickly put away the axes on the ground. Each of them dragged a thigh of the fallen warrior with one hand, and quickly left with four streaks of dust. Their voices were heard in the distance.

"I'm sorry~~~"

What a rocket exit.

I looked at the four streaks of smoke in confusion, then turned around and glanced at the two girls who were still snickering, a little fox with a bright smile, and a confused golden fur.

"It's strange. My disguise skills are obviously pretty good. Why was my identity immediately revealed without doing anything?"

I sighed helplessly, I was puzzled.

"Because your cloak is so conspicuous, idiot."

The little fox chuckled for a while, then told me the answer as if he was showing mercy.

"Nonsense, you know nothing. This is an improvement based on the popular style ten years ago."

I immediately glared, because this was not only doubting my design concept, but also doubting the craftsmanship of little Vilas.

"But......"

The little fox pursed her seductive red lips and smiled like a crescent moon with her big bright eyes.

"However, no matter how much you improve it, it is still the popular style ten years ago. You bad guy, don't you know that you have nicknames about your cloak from other adventurers?"

"What nickname? Could it be the cloaked man? I know that."

"You really want to know?"

The little fox's beautiful smiling eyes revealed that it's best not to ask, I do it for your own good.

"Hmph, do you think I will be hit by this kind of thing? Just come here."

As he pretended to be relaxed, I stretched out my hands involuntarily and put on a defensive posture.

"Okay, let me think..."

The little fox thought for a moment, then counted them one by one on his fingers.

"The cloak man, the outdated cloak man, the coquettish cloak man, the cloak uncle, the cloak elder, the ordinary cloak man, the evil cloak man, the cloak man who returned our singer Miss Vilas, let go of that angel." Sarah’s cloaked man, take your dirty hands away from Linya’s breasts, the cloaked man…”

"..."

Which nickname should I complain about first? Especially the last three, with their blatant malice and lust, can they really be considered nicknames?

"You are so popular, our Elder Fan."

After saying a dozen words at a time, the little fox showed an extremely sinister and charming smile, and his two cute furry fox ears twitched, looking proud.

"Bonus, no prizes, Miss Lucia, our cocky-tailed fox."

I responded without a smile, and looked at the little fox, sparks flying out.

While bickering with the little fox, the big signboard of the Green Forest Bar soon appeared in our sights.

Pushing open the bar door, as the familiar sound of jingling bells rang, the elegant layout of the Green Forest Bar that has remained unchanged for thousands of years came into view.

Thanks to the two aces Fini and Oona, the Green Forest Bar has transformed from a small and famous bar in Adventureland to the most popular bar in the world.

There are still quite a few customers, especially those loud-mouthed adventurers, who have almost become an inherent feature of every bar.

Huh?

It's strange. Usually, every time a guest comes in, there should be a waiter to greet him. It is precisely because of maintaining such a polite tradition that the Green Forest Bar is favored by many mages and scholars, so you will be surprised to find that here... You can see the rudest barbarian, being baptized by his spray, and there will also be a polite mage, nodding and smiling at you elegantly.

Has the Green Forest Bar changed its owner? That tough and tough boss lady who even dared to scold the alliance leader Omas (although this damn Indian Asan really deserves to be scolded), like a charter woman in kung fu, has sold the bar?

Looking inside with doubts, I finally discovered the reason.

Busy, very busy. Facing so many guests, the maids were running back and forth like super engines. They were so tired that they were sweating profusely. But there were still customers who were impatient to wait, holding empty knives. Fork is shouting loudly.

"Where's Feini? I want Feini~~"

As soon as he finished speaking, many Fini fans immediately echoed in unison: "Oh oh oh, Fini, Fini~~, I want Fini~~"

It's over, this group of people is over, and the world is about to end, so we might as well blow up everything here.

Somehow, seeing this scene, such a strong thought suddenly came to my mind.

"Isn't this Elder Fan?"

As soon as I entered the door, the noisy adventurers, like hungry wolves asking about the smell of food, all turned their green eyes over. When they saw the cloak I was wearing, they suddenly became excited.

"Elder Fan, where did you hide Feini? Hand it over quickly, otherwise we won't agree to it even if you are an alliance elder. Let's all agree."

An anxious guy immediately stood up and said loudly, and there was an immediate response.

"Why are you so sure that I hid Fini?" I asked with a dark look on my face as I looked at the adventurous adventurer.

"Because Elder Fan has a criminal record." Everyone responded firmly.

"..."

I can't deny it.

"Ahem, everyone, listen to me. I did not abduct Feini. I can swear to God."

Seeing that everyone still looked at me with suspicion, I sighed helplessly and said again.

"Okay, I swear to all my wives that I didn't abduct Finny, so that's it."

Everyone nodded.

Who doesn't know that Elder Fan loves his precious wives the most? There is a saying in the bar that it is easier for Elder Fan to believe in God than to let him believe in his wives.

"Elder Fan, do you know the whereabouts of Feini?"

An adventurer still refused to give up and asked with less expectation. When they thought about it, I didn't abduct Feini, so they probably didn't know Feini's whereabouts. This is a normal way of thinking.

However, this is the right person to ask.

Originally I wanted to say I didn't know, but there seemed to be some impression in my mind. After searching for a while, I finally found some clues in the vague memories of the drunken wedding.

After looking at the adventurer who was looking forward to it, I said uncertainly.

"Not sure...but, it's very possible that he's in the elven prison."

As if responding to someone's words, a mournful "Meow~~" came from the prison of the Elf King's City thousands of miles away from the Green Forest Bar.

"What?"

Suddenly, hundreds of adventurers stood up angrily and clenched their fists.

"Those long-eared guys actually dared to imprison Miss Feeney. They are so courageous!!"

"Brothers, join me in fighting into the Elf King's City, rescue Miss Feini, and step forward if you agree."

"Oh oh oh oh~~~!!"

"Puff...Puff...Puff..."

Several thumps rang out loudly in the bar, and the fanatical Fini fans who screamed the loudest fell to the table with smoke coming from their heads and foaming at the mouth.

"As for Feini, just leave it to me. After all, I'm also the prince of the elves now, so I'm easier to talk to."

Looking at a group of adventurers who were still maintaining their demonstration movements, raising their fists high, but turning back and looking at me with their mouths wide open, I smiled slightly, pressed my fists loudly, and continued speaking word for word.

"If anyone still chooses to go his own way and rescue Fini, I don't mind sending him to Kurast's cell first... and lying down!!"

Many adventurers seemed to have remembered my identity, and they couldn't help but shuddered, and with a sneer, they quickly retracted their raised fists, muttering words against violence, and sat down obediently.

Very good, these restless guys were finally suppressed for the time being. It seems that Feini's popularity is really not small, but after not seeing her for a while, the fan base is going crazy.

I chose a quiet table for five people and sat down. After taking a look at the current situation in the bar, I finally understood why the maids were so busy. It was simple. Without the ace Fini, the other sub-ace Oona , the elves must still be anxiously thinking about how to rescue Feini.

Without these two trump cards, Green Forest Bar is just an ordinary small bar in Adventurer's Paradise.

There was a crisp sound of "Plop" falling to the ground. Looking at the source of the sound, it was not. What was expected happened. A young maid finally made a mistake because she could not adapt to such a high-intensity work. The plates fell to the ground together, and her knees were pierced by fragments. The maid's skirt was ripped open with a loud hiss, and the blood slowly dyed the skirt red.

The injured maid was helped up to the second floor by others. Most of the adventurers here were regular customers of the Green Forest Bar. Seeing this situation, it was natural not to say anything, and the atmosphere was a bit gloomy.

"I'll go up and have a look."

After thinking about it, I said to the other four people, I know this maid. Although I can’t name her, she served me several times when I visited the Green Forest Bar in the past. The two sweet dimples on her cheeks are very impressive. People like it.

However, I still underestimated how clingy the four little tails were. When I said this, others wanted to follow, and as a result, a group of five people went up to the second floor under the watchful eyes of the adventurers.

In the room, the injured maid was being greeted by other maids. As soon as I came in, the other maids shouted.

"Master Fan, Master Fan."

Due to their relationship with Fini, these maids were naturally more familiar with me than other adventurers. As soon as they saw me coming up, they all called me kindly. When Arturia and the others appeared later, they all became silent.

"Okay, let's go down, we can't keep our guests waiting for a long time."

There was an indifferent voice outside the door. When I looked back, I saw that it was not the owner of the Green Forest Bar who looked like a charterer with a pipe in his mouth and an expression on his face as if someone owed her five hundred gold coins.

At the urging of the boss, all the maids went downstairs to work again, leaving only the maid with an injured thigh still lying on the bed, looking softly at her boss with apologetic eyes, as if she had done something wrong. land.

"Where are you injured?"

I took a few steps forward, sat on the edge of the bed, looked at this soft and pitiful maid, and asked softly.

For these civilian maids, it was probably rare for them to be treated tenderly by a superior adventurer. This weak maid couldn't help but shudder, and looked at me a little flattered, then she stretched out her hand tremblingly and pointed at herself who was stained with blood. The red skirt covers the knees.

Commoners cannot bear the strong effects of the life potion. Fortunately, I haven’t forgotten the priest’s special skills. I smiled slightly and looked at the blushing maid.

"Can you close your eyes? Don't worry, it only takes a moment and you will be fine soon."

As soon as I finished speaking, I felt a little lost. Sure enough, the maid's face became more rosy, like a red apple.

I don't know whether it was out of trust in me or fear of adventurers, but she obediently closed her eyes despite being extremely shy.

After holding on to it, the priest's staff was already in the palm of his hand. A gentle white light flashed from the staff, and it was gently touched on the knee area of ​​his hand. The whole process was very skillful. It seemed that Lu Gaoyin had not forgotten the experience when he pretended to be a priest. .

Satisfied, I took back the staff and asked the maid to open her eyes and move her injured thigh. I was surprised to find that it was intact as before. The maid looked at me as if she were looking at...a monster.

Well, in the eyes of civilians, adventurers are indeed a group of monsters.

Someone who was not being looked at with the expected admiration muttered to himself unhappily.