Chapter 159 In the Real World, All Divine Powers Are Prohibited! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

"What's the big deal?"

Li Yu put down the tea cup. At the level of the empress, there is nothing big that can happen, right?

Mu Guiying noticed that there was a small basket of washed strawberries, grapes, cherries and other fruits next to her. She threw the envelope into Li Yu's hand and rushed over:

"I don't know. Master just said that if I read the letter, I would be a caterpillar for ten thousand years. He also sent birds to eat me every day. He was very cruel."

Tsk tsk, did you make her angry again?

Li Yu saw that the words on the envelope had been changed to regular script in Yan style:

"Friend Daoist Li personally declares."

If there was no threat, it was probably told to Mu Guiying in person, so there was no need to indicate it separately.

He opened the envelope with a paper knife and took out a few pieces of antique letter paper. This was the letter paper given by the store when he bought rice paper for Cai Yong last time. Li Yu gave some to Mu Guiying. Unexpectedly, this girl Filial piety is given to the empress.

Opening the letter, the beautiful small regular script characters came into view:

"Hello Li Daoyou: The recent changes in Muke Village are indeed gratifying, and the growth rate of those crops also surprised me. If it is promoted on a large scale, there will be no more famines in the world, and the people's lives will definitely be much easier."

Hey, this is praised by my old mother.

Li Yu felt excited because he was afraid that Nuwa Empress was an old-fashioned person who followed the rules and adhered to the ancestral laws. Now it seemed that he still underestimated his old mother.

As long as it doesn't make her angry, then increase efforts and continue to transform Muke Village, making it a beacon for the entire Yang Family Romance world.

Putting away his thoughts, Li Yu continued to read:

"Recently, I have also been thinking about ways to change the world. For example, I tried to create a few of the outsiders you mentioned and put them into the human world, but there was no change. Maybe only people from your world can come over. I created them out of thin air. Those who come out cannot disturb the way of heaven at all."

The queen is indeed trying secretly.

But what does she mean by created people? Playing in the mud again?

Last time I read a letter saying that if people from the real world enter, the world will change, so I want to try it with a few people?

I don’t know what the person he created looks like, or whether he is as handsome as me... Li Yu put his thoughts aside and continued to read.

"But although it didn't work, Heavenly Dao was already a little dissatisfied, and even hinted that the Jade Emperor would interfere with me. But they are all living beings who have lived for hundreds of millions of years, and the gods are not stupid either. They all know what will happen if they offend a saint, so in the end Let it go."

"Last time, the Jade Emperor ordered Li Changgeng to send some fairy fruits. I wanted to give some to Taoist friends, but Guiying was too good at eating them, so there was nothing left. Taoist friends, as innate beings, couldn't even think of looking down on these vulgar things, so why not Please don't argue with my disciple."

Fairy fruit?

Is it the kind that can make you become immortal after eating it?

I like it, empress, why can’t I like it? I want to eat it even in my dreams.

Li Yu glanced at Mu Guiying who was showing off her strawberries with a big mouthful of strawberries, and suddenly thought that after eating the fairy fruit, she should become a god. Why is Mu Guiying still a silly female bandit?

Could it be that Taibaijinxing sent counterfeit and shoddy products?

He probably doesn't have the courage... Li Yu continued to read the letter and found the answer:

"Let Guiying try the fairy fruit, she originally wanted to try the chance of becoming an immortal. Unfortunately, every time she picked up the fairy fruit to eat, the way of heaven cut off the chance of becoming an immortal contained in the fruit. Then she tried it one by one, and finally the whole basket of fruits was destroyed. She ate them all.”

Hey, Sun Wukong went to the Peach Garden to eat like crazy and that’s all, right?

"Now there is nothing I can do to change Guiying's fate. I can only rely on my fellow Taoist. I hope that my fellow Taoist can reply to her letter despite her busy schedule and wait for the good news. - Nuwa."

I hope my empress will be so polite in the future when she learns my true identity... Li Yu prayed silently and put away the letter.

Mu Guiying came over holding a strawberry and asked with a smile:

"Did the letter say something bad about me?"

"No, the empress has always praised you for being sensible, and she also said that you are her best-behaved and obedient apprentice."

"Tch, I don't believe it... Fruits in the real world are still delicious. Master gave me a basket of fruits, but I didn't taste anything delicious from beginning to end. Let me take some away later. Give it to me, Master. Give it a try.”

You haven't tasted anything delicious yet you've finished everything. Can't you bring us some?

It seems that Mu Guiying didn't know that it was a fairy fruit. He was probably worried that she would see it as a caterpillar again, so he just treated it as an ordinary fruit and let the girl eat it. Then when she ate it in her mouth, it really turned into an ordinary fruit.

Mu Guiying brought more information this time. After finishing the strawberries, she went to grab a handful of cherries. She felt that it was not enough, so she directly brought the basket over:

"Sir, the Jiuding you inquired about has something to do with it. My master said that it was fused by the emperor of the Qin Dynasty. If you want, you can go to the world before the Qin Dynasty to find it. In the world after the Qin Dynasty, the only thing that represents power in the world is the Jade Seal of the State. , there is no Jiuding.”

It seems that the twelve golden figures cast by Qin Shihuang indeed incorporated the Nine Cauldrons. If you want to see the artifact of the country, you can only wait for Lu Bu to find the jade seal passed down from the country.

It is a pity that the Tang Dynasty ended and the jade seal passed down to the country disappeared.

Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty made more than a dozen of them at once, which resulted in the imperial seal becoming a piece of junk on the street, and the original artifact no longer had any sacred feeling.

The royal family of the Song Dynasty not only destroyed the sacredness of the jade seal passed down to the country, but also made Mount Tai's enshrinement a joke.

Other emperors who wanted to be granted Zen status first weighed their own achievements, worrying that the territory they had opened up was not large enough and the political achievements they had made were not enough.

However, several emperors of the Song Dynasty had strong self-confidence. They not only went, but also took the trouble to go.

Fortunately, the law of heaven is cold and emotionless. Otherwise, after listening to the Song Dynasty emperor's terrible work report, wouldn't he be punished on the spot with the punishment of annihilation?

After Mu Guiying finished speaking, she ran to Diao Chan happily and said:

"Fairy Xiaochan, can you help me buy a few more pairs of shoes? Master said your shoes are very comfortable and she likes them so much. She even asked me to get you fifty taels of gold from the village."

After saying that, the girl took out a few brand new gold bricks from her arms, as if they had just been melted and made.

These are all the private treasures of Muke village robbers. The gold is broken into pieces and made into gold bricks, which are easy to carry and can also erase the traces of the gold holder.

Wow, I can make money too... Diao Chan looked at the gold bricks on the table, her face full of excitement, but the girl played with the gold bricks one by one and pushed them back:

"Those shoes are not valuable. If the queen likes them, I can just buy them. No gold is needed."

Mu Guiying was stunned. She didn't expect Diao Chan to say this:

"You really don't want it? Then I'll give it to Sir. Anyway, you have to accept the gold, otherwise Master will scare me with caterpillars."

Upon hearing this, Diao Chan packed up the gold bricks and sent them to Li Yu:

"They all belong to sir, I don't need gold."

Gold and other things are all external possessions. It’s enough for me to have a husband!

Li Yu did not refuse, accepted the gold, looked at Mu Guiying and asked:

"Did you share the video of your last visit with your master?"

"I shared it. She thought it was fun, but she still couldn't feel the real world. She couldn't even feel it in Nuwa Palace, her dojo in the human world. I don't know why."

What?

Empress Nuwa can’t even feel her own temple?

I thought she just couldn't feel the real world. If she couldn't even feel the temple, wouldn't it mean that she couldn't receive the telepathy of believers?

No wonder burning incense in temples nowadays is of no use. It turns out that the gods cannot receive the message at all.

If no news is received, naturally there will be no way to help believers solve their problems.

Well, let me tell you in my reply later and see if I can help my old mother.

Of course, it doesn't matter if you don't feel it all the time. At least you can avoid a severe beating and you won't suffer any loss anyway.

Li Yu asked some other questions, then sat in front of the computer, opened the document, and began to write a reply to Nuwa Empress.

"Dear Empress Nuwa: Zhan Xin'an!"

Well, show enough respect at the beginning to prepare yourself for avoiding a beating later.

Next, Li Yu began to list his analysis one by one. For example, the idea of ​​pinching people out of thin air in the world of Yang Family Mansion is actually correct, but the raw materials need to be changed.

"I have a little immature suggestion. Your Majesty, you can try transporting cement there, or ask Mu Guiying to bring some loess from the real world. Your Majesty, you can knead it again. Maybe it will be effective."

"You are a saint and can't feel the world I live in, so other gods can't, right? I can do a small survey in heaven to see if there are any gods who can feel the real world."

As Li Yu was writing, he suddenly thought of a question. If the empress was asked to make a clay figurine, would it be possible to resurrect the dead? If possible... forget it, the relationship with the empress is not clear now. What if in the future? If she didn't beat her to death, let's consult her carefully.

Soon, a letter with strict wording, respectful tone and goodwill between the lines was written.

Li Yu printed it out, put it into an envelope together with a simulated caterpillar, sealed it with solid glue, and handed it to Mu Guiying, who was still showing off the fruit:

"Go back and give it to your master to see if she can make a breakthrough... Did you use Bluetooth to transfer the e-books that I copied to you last time to your mobile phone?"

"It has been passed on. My master said that you brought the two worlds together. Empress Jiutian Xuannv hates you to death. She also said that you should sleep with one eye open in the future."

Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

is it so serious?

But think about it, even saints can't feel the real world, and Jiutian Xuannv Empress certainly can't, and with Brother Dao here, even if the gods come over, it will definitely have a way to deal with it.

After all, it is the backbone of the B&B, and it must be supported at critical times.

After destroying the fruits, Mu Guiying didn't stay long, stuffed the letter into her arms, took several boxes of fruits that Li Yu had prepared for her, and came to the backyard. Just as she was about to leave, she suddenly said:

"Sir, could you turn on the headlights on the back door? I'm going to pull another truck of cement."

"No problem, I'll open it for you now."

Li Yu carried the gold bricks and helped Mu Guiying turn on the headlight of the back door. After the girl's figure disappeared into the air, he went to the vault and deposited the gold.

When you need money in the future, you can exchange it with Jin Mantang.

But business is very good now. B&Bs make tens of thousands a day, not to mention scenic spots, so they don’t have to worry about funds in the short term.

After placing the gold bricks, Li Yu went back upstairs to talk to Diao Chan for a while. Thinking that Mu Guiying would have a hard time moving cement alone, he went downstairs to help.

As soon as he arrived in the backyard, he saw Wu Song helping Mu Guiying load cement into the car.

"Brother of the Wu family, you don't need to help. The dust is too choking. I have dust-proof beads, so I'm not afraid... Ahem, hey, my beads are malfunctioning? Master won't give you a defective product, right?"

Li Yu walked over and saw Mu Guiying studying the beads tied with a red rope on her wrist. Her body and face were covered with cement.

Wu Song was better, he knew how to wear a mask and also had an electric bike helmet on his head.

Seeing Li Yu coming over, Mu Guiying hurriedly asked for help:

"Sir, just now Master said that I had merit in delivering the letter and rewarded me with a dust-avoiding bead, but why didn't it work?"

I also want to know the answer... Li Yu felt that it was too tiring to pretend to be an outsider. He thought for a while and said:

"All divine power is prohibited in the real world. You can try again later when you return to Muke Village. If the beads still don't work, it means they are broken."

Well, although I don’t know the reason, there is still some effort involved.

Thanks to Zhou Ruotong for allowing me to maximize my lying skills.

Just give it a try... Mu Guiying ignored loading the car and immediately disappeared from the door.

When she came back again, all the cement dust on her head, body and face had disappeared, and her clothes were as clean as if they had been newly washed.

Damn it, is this the power of the dust-proof beads?

Completely saved the washing machine.

I don’t know if it can be used on large items. If it can, Mu Guiying can take the bed sheets and quilt covers from the B&B to the cottage to clean them. It should be enough to consume half a basin of big bones each time.

Just don't let the empress know, otherwise the beating will be upgraded to being hung up and beaten.

"Hahaha, it really works. Look at how clean I am... I must have been dirty before and was rejected by the master. Next time I will deliberately wear dirty clothes to find her to gain some benefits."

The empress should really throw you into Laojun's furnace to temper you to see if you are still skinny.

With Mu Guiying and Wu Song present, the cement loading went smoothly, and not long after, two trucks were transported away.

Mu Guiying was dirty every time she left, but as soon as she came back, she was clean.

After all the cement was installed, the girl took off the beads from her wrist and handed them to Wu Song:

"Brother Wu, you should try it in Water Margin World. It should work."

Wu Song didn't refuse. He took the beads and disappeared through the back door. When he came back, all the cement powder on his body had disappeared, including the stains on his helmet.

The whole person was spotless from head to toe, which made Li Yu extremely envious.

They are both filthy and dirty, so why can they both become clean instantly, but I can only go upstairs to find a way to wash clothes and take a shower?

The real world does have a bad side.

He reluctantly took the dust-proof bead, but there was no reaction on his body, and the cement on his hand made the originally clean and bright bead dirty.

Mu Guiying found it so novel:

"You can't use any magical power here. Then if a god comes, won't he still be picked up and beaten up by brother Fengxian? Haha, I really look forward to the first god being beaten by a mortal. It should be fun."

Can you think of something serious... Li Yu said to her:

"Don't forget to track down the person who blew up the lime mine. This person is very important to the future development of Muke Village."

"Don't worry, sir. I have sent people to search for it. At the same time, I also asked a few brave people to fumble in the back mountain to prepare gunpowder based on the introduction of soil bombs in the sacred book."

Good guys, you are so motivated, maybe you can actually come up with a personal victory later on.

After Mu Guiying left in the fifth wheel, Li Yu and Wu Song also returned upstairs.

"The Hanfu factory has a holiday on the 26th of the twelfth lunar month and will work until the eighth day of the lunar month. The sales of Hanfu have been good recently. Mr. Hao and Wen Jing plan to try live broadcasting after the year to see if they can increase the sales of Hanfu."

Erlang has really blended in. He even knows how to sell goods through live broadcasts... Li Yu said:

"During the Spring Festival, the tourist flow in the scenic spot is relatively large, so Erlang has to worry a lot."

"Brother Li, don't worry. During the Spring Festival, I will stay in the security room of the scenic spot to ensure everything is safe."

Before going upstairs, Wu Song said:

"More than half a month has passed in the world in the book. Senior Brother Lu Junyi should be arriving at Qilin Village soon. It is said that after receiving the letter from his master, he immediately prepared dozens of trucks of supplies and planned to upgrade his mentor's retirement place. "

Good guy, the rich man is rich and powerful.

With these supplies shipped to Qilin Village, it is estimated that there will be no need to worry about life there in a short time.

This is the advantage of merging two worlds. If there was a single world, Lu Junyi would be miserable, Zhou Tong would be alone, and everyone would have a hard time.

Now that they are merged, the entire division is thriving.

"I will go back and stay for two days, complete the apprenticeship ceremony, establish a good relationship with Senior Brother Lu and Yan Qing, and first help Junior Brother Yue recruit some talents."

When the situation here is stabilized, they can even go to Shandong and bring Lu Zhishen and others over.

Anyway, the two worlds have become a mess, so it is better to gather useful talents together. Master Lu is not only a good character and strong ability, but there is also a being who is suspected of being an earthly immortal standing behind him. He is definitely worth wooing.

Back upstairs, Diao Chan looked at Li Yu's dirty appearance, with distress on her face:

"How much cement did you move, sir? Look how clean Brother Erlang is."

Li Yu smiled:

"He was dirtier than me just now, but after using Guiying's artifact, he immediately became clean. I couldn't use it, so I had to take a shower and change clothes by myself."

This is the price of the savior.

Diao Chan blinked:

"Is there such a magical tool? Can I use it to wash clothes in the future?"

"Okay, but I'm worried that a lot of your clothes will shrink when Mu Guiying washes them... She has to leave this world with the clothes before she can use them. It's hard to say how much she will be able to bring back."

Diao Chan thought of a certain bandit's style and wisely chose to give up:

"Then I'd better use the washing machine."

Li Yu returned to the room, took off his dirty clothes, walked into the bathroom and started taking a shower.

While washing, he suddenly thought of Brother Dao.

The artifact given by Empress Nuwa fails when it comes to the real world. She herself cannot feel the real world at all. So why is the dog not affected at all?

This guy is quite mysterious.

When Li Yu was talking about Brother Dao, this big golden dog quietly left the B&B without everyone paying attention and went straight to the Longqi Mountain Scenic Area...

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