Chapter 183: Hang Yourself with a Hook, and It Won’t Change for Ten Thousand Years! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

"A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops come to meet you!"

Mu Guiying was having fun. She grabbed a handful of Sky Monkeys and lit them one after another. Then, with eyes full of little stars, she watched the Sky Monkeys flying into the sky one after another, and then exploded one by one.

Lu Bu was holding the Gatling fireworks, which have become more popular in the past two years, and kept shooting towards the valley opposite the observation deck.

Qin Qiong prefers cyclone tops and had a great time playing on the observation deck with a lighter.

Wu Song preferred fireworks bombs. He had already finished one box and opened the second box at this time.

Only Yue Fei believed that these fireworks were ideal communication tools.

Especially when a large corps is fighting, the signal can be seen clearly from ten miles away, and different meanings can even be assigned according to the type of fireworks.

For example, fireworks are for gathering, Gatling is for attack, Sky Monkey is for rescue, etc. Try to maximize the military role of fireworks.

Yue Fei was excited when he saw Li Yu holding a walkie-talkie and contacting the duty room of the scenic spot:

"Is everything normal in the scenic area?"

Zhang Guoan, who had just returned from the New Year’s Eve dinner and worked overtime, said:

"Everything is fine. Didn't you drink too much tonight?"

"There are guests at the B&B, so don't dare to drink too much."

After the two ended the call, Yue Fei stared at the walkie-talkie in Li Yu's hand and asked:

"Sir, is this also a mobile phone?"

"No, this is a walkie-talkie. It uses radio signals. It can also be used in ancient times. Now the Bingzhou Army has several pairs. If you want to study it, I will get you two pairs later."

Xiao Yuefei excitedly raised his hands and thanked:

"May I ask, sir, how far can this thing be transmitted?"

"Brother Fengxian tried it in the Three Kingdoms World. There is still a signal more than ten miles away, but it depends on the altitude. I will give you a copy of "Introduction to Radio" later and take a look for yourself."

Li Yu couldn't explain the principle of the walkie-talkie for a while, so he simply gave the book to Yue Fei and asked him to study by himself. If there was anything he didn't understand, he could look it up online.

Just as he was talking, Diao Chan, who was wearing a little devil's glittering headdress on her head, came over holding a flower-spangled fairy wand:

"Sir, are you cute?"

"Cute, worthy of two sets of papers."

Mr. Stinky, can you please don't mention this... The little girl was waving the fairy wand in her hand with great enthusiasm, when the little devil headdress on her head was snatched away by Mu Guiying.

The girl quickly put it on her head and urged Yue Fei:

"Xiao Fei, take a photo of me quickly. It should highlight my beauty and don't make me look like a crazy woman."

This is too much to ask for... Yue Fei quickly excused his phone as out of battery and went aside to play with a few fireworks.

Li Yu took a few photos of Marshal Mu and took a photo with Diao Chan against the background of fireworks. Feeling that he was a little drunk, he went to the living room to drink a cup of tea to sober up.

Brother Dao squatted on the carpet in the living room and quietly watched the fireworks outside, staying out of the action but not missing anything.

Li Yu took two sips of tea. Seeing that there was no one in the living room, he took advantage of the wine and sat down on the carpet, put his arms around Brother Dao's neck and said:

"It's Chinese New Year. I can't give you lucky money, and I don't know what gift to give you. I might as well tell you the latest rule I've summarized."

The queen originally wanted to tell Brother Dao about the rule later, but thinking about how much this guy had done to the entire family, Li Yu thought it would be better to tell him now.

Anyway, it is his boss who directly benefits from Gouzi's upgrade, so why should he hesitate?

Listening to these words, Brother Dao's eyes were obviously more eager.

Obviously, those world rules are very important to Brother Dao.

Li Yu said it over and over again. After listening to Brother Dao, he ran around the living room twice excitedly, and the hair all over his body exploded. After the fuss, he lay down on the carpet and started to sleep, which was the same as last time. Exactly the same.

No, can a rule be upgraded?

It seems that the queen's participation is very helpful for Gouzi to explore the rules in the book.

It wasn't until almost ten o'clock that the fireworks ended. Everyone returned to the living room. Everyone's face was filled with excitement and joy. It was the first time to play like this. It was so fun.

Mu Guiying held the tea cup and took several sips of the slightly cold tea before asking:

"By the way, there is a copper coin in the dumpling. Who eats it? Brother Fengxian is the reward for a gold cake."

While eating, he heard the sound of cannons coming from down the mountain. Marshal Mu's mind was so distracted that he forgot to include money in the dumplings.

Now that I have come back to my senses, I realize that I have missed hundreds of millions.

Everyone looked at each other in shock. None of them got any copper coins. Li Yu didn't even know about this.

When Lu Bu heard this, he patted his head hard and hurried out:

"I hope Mr. Wenhe and his friends won't get any damage to their teeth..."

He left quickly and came back quickly. In less than five minutes, he brought a message:

"The dumpling was eaten by Guo Jia. He was also curious about what the Sui Tongbao on the copper coin meant, so he cleaned the copper coin and put it around his neck."

In my opinion, this guy is really unscrupulous. When he encounters an unknown copper coin, he immediately ties it up with a rope and hangs it around his neck. Is he not afraid of committing some taboo?

After complaining about Guo Jia, Li Yu said:

"According to our rules, tonight is the day to fill the poverty pit. You have to eat enough to have good luck in the coming year, make a fortune, and drive away bad luck... Do you want to eat something more and fill your poverty?" Fill the hole?"

Everyone was full and not hungry, so they planned to go to the study upstairs to play poker for a while.

But when Li Yu said this, these people from ancient times suddenly felt that... it seemed that it was okay to eat more. Especially Yue Fei, who had been poor since he was a child. Now that he heard this theory, he couldn't help but want two more bowls of dumplings.

Li Yu went to the kitchen and cooked a bowl of beef dumplings in sour soup with seaweed and shrimp skin for each of them. Then he sorted the previous dishes and put them in the newly installed dishwasher. Then we went to the restaurant and ate dumplings with everyone while watching the Spring Festival Gala on TV.

Wu Song was so impressed by the TV in the restaurant that when he first came to the B&B, he smashed the TV on the wall to pieces and lost ten taels of silver.

When Mu Guiying heard this, she couldn't help laughing and said:

"At that time, I should have kidnapped my husband and given him a good scare, so that he could feel the danger and terror of ancient people!"

With you here, I can feel it without the step of kidnapping... Li Yu said:

"Tomorrow morning we will still cook dumplings. Let's set off firecrackers first when we get up. After setting off firecrackers, cook dumplings. Erlang, after breakfast, remember to go to the village to pay New Year greetings to the elderly. Those who worship ancestors at home, don't forget to kowtow and salute."

Now that you have taken root in Shitouzhai Village, you have to truly integrate into it.

Fortunately, many people in the village will go to work in the scenic spot tomorrow, and there will not be so many idle people on the street. Otherwise, Wu Erlang will definitely be dragged to drink.

Wu Song said:

"Thank you, Brother Li, for reminding me. I know what to do."

After eating the dumplings, everyone stopped playing poker and prepared to go upstairs to rest.

There are not many guests tonight, there are quite a few vacant rooms, and everyone can stay in one.

Mu Guiying put her arm around Diao Chan's shoulders and asked:

"Fairy Xiaochan, why don't we sisters stay awake tonight?"

The little girl refused on the spot:

"I don't want to catch a cold during the Chinese New Year, so go sleep in your own room."

Mu Guiying smiled evilly:

"I'm kidding you. With such a beautiful view on New Year's Eve, I won't keep you and your husband close to each other. If you have a baby in the future, I will have a successor to the throne..."

Diao Chan:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Good guy, a bandit who occupies a mountain and is king. Not only does he dream about being an emperor all day long, but the team members have thought about it and arranged it very carefully.

Arriving upstairs, everyone said good night to each other and went back to their rooms to rest.

On the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, after Li Yu got up, he held his mobile phone and replied a circle of Happy New Year, then went downstairs and saw the energetic Brother Dao.

Li Yu patted its head and sent New Year blessings:

"Happy New Year, dog, I wish you will be single this year."

"Woof woof woof!"

Hey, I don’t like this kind of blessing. How about a group of wives and concubines?

Just as he was about to change his words, Brother Dao ran out of the door without even eating, and ran towards Longqishan.

what's the situation? The last time we did a ticket joint venture, this guy went to Longqi Mountain. Why did he go there again today, the first day of the Lunar New Year?

Could it be that he took advantage of the first day of the new year to go to Longqi Mountain to try his luck with the good-luck cat?

Don't tell me, it is really possible. People on the Internet say that the cat can increase people's good luck. Many people have come forward to show their own experience and prove that fortune will turn around after praying to the cat. So now, Longqi Mountain has opened a special channel to worship the cat.

If the dog hadn't run away, Li Yu really wanted to put his arms around this guy's neck and say what countless parents have said:

"Look at people!"

Both are magical pets, which can increase people's wealth and make a lot of money, but dogs can only open up the world in the book, and they don't cooperate well. The fifth book has not been opened for so long.

Don't know how long we have to wait.

Shaking his head, Li Yu was worried that setting off firecrackers too early would disturb the guests' rest, so he went out to exercise for a while before returning to the B&B to prepare breakfast.

I ate two kinds of dumplings yesterday. Worried that everyone would get tired of them, he steamed some of them and made some of them into appetizing and delicious sour soup dumplings.

"Good morning sir, happy new year!"

While she was busy in the kitchen, Diao Chan came to the restaurant and sent her New Year blessings.

As soon as he finished speaking, Mu Guiying came in:

"Sir, can we set off firecrackers now? Do you want to clean up the cannon paper in the yard?"

Li Yu said:

"No, we can't sweep the yard today, the first day of the Lunar New Year. We'll keep it for now. The thicker the cannon paper, the better it will look... You can set off the firecrackers. Let's have breakfast after setting off the firecrackers."

In the past, during the Chinese New Year in my hometown, various rules were very detailed, such as not sweeping the floor on a certain day, not using scissors on a certain day, eating noodles on a certain day, etc. It was very complicated.

Although I am not in my hometown now, I still have to abide by some rules.

When Mu Guiying heard that there was no need to sweep the floor, she quickly shouted to Yue Fei outside:

"Xiao Feifei, don't sweep the floor. You can't sweep the floor on New Year's Day, otherwise sir, your hair will fall out."

Li Yu: "..."

How can you tell lies better than me?

Soon, the crackling of cannons rang out in the yard.

After setting off the firecrackers, Li Yu took out the sour soup dumplings and steamed dumplings, prepared several side dishes and various braised foods that were suitable for pairing, and then started eating breakfast.

Yesterday we had dumplings for dinner, dumplings for midnight snack, and dumplings in the morning. Even though everyone likes dumplings, they wanted to change their taste.

"Sir, what's for lunch?"

After soliciting everyone’s opinions, Li Yu said:

"For lunch, we will eat rice, steam some roasted meatballs or something, stew two chickens, stir-fry some vegetables, both meat and vegetables, and skip the dumplings."

Although dumplings are the main dish during Chinese New Year in the north, they can’t be eaten all the time, they have to be mixed.

When he heard that there was something delicious to eat, Lu Bu, who originally planned to go back, immediately decided to have lunch before leaving. He also had to play with his Bluetooth headset a little more, hoping to become a trend-chasing boy in the Three Kingdoms world as soon as possible.

After dinner, Wu Song drove the electric tricycle to the village.

Li Yu drove a car and took several ancient people to visit scenic spots. He also went to the office to urge the finance department to distribute Spring Festival red envelopes to employees.

Mu Guiying liked to join in the fun. Seeing many tourists, she immediately performed an impromptu knife-throwing performance in the small square where Wu Song was holding up a stone pier to show off.

While Li Yu and Diao Chan were going to buy milk tea for everyone, Yue Fei was asked to stand in the field with an apple on his head, and shoot the apple steadily with a flying knife. Li Yu who came back from buying milk tea was shocked, and he urgently stopped this kind of thing. Risky behavior.

Xiao Yuefei has a lot of missions, and he is also the uncle of Tathagata who has come down to earth to do gold plating. This will cause trouble for him. Tathagata is afraid that Tathagata will quickly return to earth to take revenge.

After wandering around the scenic spot, Li Yu picked out a suitable location for the statue of Nuwa, which was near Qianqiu Pond surrounded by half a circle of cliffs.

The pond here is deep, and there is an open space next to it suitable for building a scenic spot. Once it is built, the shape of Nuwa Empress patching up the sky coupled with the ethereal charm of Qianqiu Pond will definitely attract people.

Qianqiutan has mountains, water and waterfalls, as well as a moon-looking pavilion and various vegetation. There are also two rest areas nearby for tourists to rest, so that the empress can listen to what everyone is talking about.

In the later stage, some buildings such as the Nuwa Temple will be built on top of the cliff, which can also create a linkage effect.

After determining the location, Li Yu marked it and planned to contact the sculpture boss after the Spring Festival.

Returning to the B&B again, he made lunch. After everyone finished eating, he said goodbye and left.

Before leaving, Lu Bu packed up a few roast chickens and seven or eight kilograms of pig head meat. Yue Fei took pig ears, braised pork intestines and elbow scallops, while Mu Guiying took away half a basin of Li Yu's fried peanuts, and moved another one along the way. Pile of fireworks.

Qin Qiong stuffed the silk cloth with "Yiyi Bo Yuntian" written on it into her arms, packed about ten kilograms of braised beef, and said before leaving:

"After receiving the words of Guan Gong, Brother Yu plans to write a letter to call Brother Shan Xian to Beiping Mansion and have a heart-to-heart talk... We can't live up to the words Yi Bo Yuntian."

It's a pity that Lao Guan can't come over, otherwise he would be allowed to take some publicity photos in the scenic spot and be the image ambassador of the scenic spot.

As soon as he puts on the parrot green jersey and holds the Qinglong Yanyue Sword in his hand, he will definitely set off the entire Hanfu circle and attract all Hanfu lovers from all over the country.

Li Yu instructed:

"Second brother, it's okay to chat with Shan Xiongxin, but don't take risks and try it rashly."

Qin Qiong nodded heavily:

"Don't worry, Brother Yu has his own sense of proportion."

After everyone left, Diao Chan came over with the movie card given by Wu Song:

"Sir, I want to go to a movie. Can you go with me?"

"Okay, since there's nothing to do, let's go watch this year's Spring Festival movies and see if they're as good as advertised."

The two of them drove to watch a movie. When they came back, they brought French fries, popcorn and Coke to their mother-in-law. They also used the money from the movie card to buy some movie peripherals.

Until the third day of junior high school, Li Yu spent the Spring Festival leisurely.

In the past two days, Wu Song stayed outside for a long time. He only came back after eating every time. Li Yu thought it was a treat from the villagers and didn't care.

After Diao Chan rested for a few days, she finally gathered her thoughts and started studying.

Li Yu talked about his arrangements for this girl:

"When you catch up with your classes, I will find a way to get you a household registration. Then you can go to school and attend classes normally. You may even have to live on campus."

Diao Chan wanted to refuse as soon as she heard this, but Li Yu didn't follow her this time:

"Xiaochan, even if you want to live here for the rest of your life, you must first see the outside world and understand the operating rules of this society. If you still want to come back here after you graduate from college, I will definitely not object at that time."

The little girl flattened her mouth and said with a cry in her voice:

"You said you would support me for the rest of your life, so you can't break your promise!"

Li Yu took the initiative to hold her hand and comforted her softly:

"Silly girl, I will definitely support you for the rest of my life, but you have to go to school even when you should go out. We may have to open many factories in the future, so we can't keep letting me work hard, right? You have graduated from college and I welcome you back if you want to come back. I support you if you want to make a career in a big city, anyway, this will always be your home, and room 201 will always belong to you."

Since coming to modern society, Diao Chan has only Li Yu to rely on. Now that she suddenly heard about this arrangement, she felt a little unacceptable.

She leaned on Li Yu's shoulder and wiped away her tears:

"What about you? When you get married and have a wife, will she beat me and scold me, not let me get close to you, and make me eat leftovers and wash my feet every day..."

Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

My dear baby, have you watched any sad dramas recently?

He said dumbfounded:

"Don't worry, such a day will never happen, and I will definitely not be able to get married in the next few years, otherwise the secret of our B&B will not be kept... Don't cry, it will look like I bullied you."

Mr. Bad, you are just bullying me...Diao Chan hugged Li Yu's arm tightly and rested her head on Li Yu's shoulder:

"You said you won't object to my coming back after I graduate from college. Do you really mean that?"

"Seriously, from now on I can swear in front of the goddess's statue."

"I can't wait for that day... You pull a hook with me and hang yourself for a hundred years... One hundred years is too little, ten thousand years are not allowed to change!"

Li Yu stretched out his little finger and hooked it with Diao Chan's fair and slender fingers, completing this childish hook-drawing oath.

After pulling the hook, Diao Chan said a lot of words like a coquettish person. She waited until her emotions calmed down before letting go of Li Yu, sitting down at the desk, and pursed her lips in a dignified manner:

"Okay, Mr. Bad, it's your turn to assign homework. Whether you're writing a composition or a paper today, I'm not afraid of you!"

Why do you still regard death as death?

Li Yu smiled and helped the girl tidy up her hair:

"There are no compositions or test papers today, so continue studying on your own. I'll go to the kitchen to arrange dinner and make you a sweet potato dish by the way."

After saying that, he strode out of the study.

Diao Chan at the desk sniffed and did not follow Li Yu's instructions to study on her own. Instead, she picked up the square manuscript paper next to her and started writing her composition on her own initiative.

She held the pen and wrote the title of the composition:

"I will protect you with my whole life, my bad Mr.! 》

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