Chapter 404: Lu Bu's Version of Drinking and Breaking the Dangyang Bridge! [Seeking Monthly Votes]

"Silly boy, you don't understand the workings of heaven at all."

The empress had nothing to do, so she told her precious son about the working mechanism of heaven.

Although the gods have transcended the mortal world, they still have to consume divine power and avoid three disasters to survive in the heaven.

The gods with believers are okay, and they can enjoy the offerings and the power of belief in the world, but most of the nameless gods have no offerings to enjoy and can only wait for rewards.

The Peach Fair is a reward meeting.

Only by eating flat peaches can everyone replenish their depleted divine power, avoid disasters, and maintain their status.

And the peaches are limited, so they can only find ways to please the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.

Li Yu asked:

"Do those gods who have faith in the human world also need to fawn over?"

"Yes, more than 90% of the telepathy power of their faith must be taken away from heaven, and the purity of the telepathy power is very important. Guan Yu has many followers, so Buddhism, Confucianism and Taoism all make him a god and share a share of telepathy power."

Good guy, so to speak, heaven is just a platform to force gods to sign overlord clauses.

The empress said:

"Don't worry about others. When the peach branches arrive, cultivate them quickly. If you have a chance, I will also bring you the willow branches in the Guanyin Jade Vase. There is no harm in cultivating these spiritual roots. "

For someone of your seniority, wouldn't it be appropriate to snatch the willow branches from Guanyin?

Li Yu's mind unconsciously flashed into film and television plots such as Hongxing's Thirteen Sisters, and not surprisingly, his old mother was stunned:

"Er, are you itchy?"

"No, no, no, it's just out of curiosity, nothing else."

The empress said:

"No matter how active Guanyin is, she will always be Tathagata's subordinate. I just ask Duobao to get her willow branches... Just go back if you have nothing to do, so as not to be angry with me."

Li Yu raised his hand and asked the last question:

"If we go back to "Journey to the West" and the images of Guanyin and Taoist Cihang overlap, will he become a man or a woman?"

The Taoist Cihang in Conferred Gods is obviously a man and has a beard.

And the Guanyin Empress in Journey to the West is a woman. When she was cleaning up the Inspiration King, Guanyin didn't even wash up and appeared with bare arms and bare feet. The old pig couldn't help complaining about Bi Mawen's inability to do things.

Sun Wukong also complained about "You deserve to have no husband in your life", which proves that Guanyin is really a woman.

The empress said:

"Innate beings are not divided into men and women. They will even adjust their appearance according to the beliefs of the world. The appearance comes from the heart. People feel that Cihang, who is born as a girl, is more considerate of the people, so he can appear in the image of a girl."

Let me go, does the common people's telepathy still have this effect?

Then if I let the people in the book world publicize that Zhunti is the manifestation of Hongjun's shit, does that mean he really became a shit?

"Boom!"

The empress was so impressed that her brain collapsed:

"Always respect the saints at all times!"

"I understand, Mom, I'm going back first. I'm making rice cake today and the rice paste is a bit short, so I won't give it to you."

"You bastard, come back here!"

Empress Nuwa was extremely angry at her stinky son, but when Li Yu came out of the statue and returned, she immediately threw a divine thought into the world of gods:

"Yunxiao, come to my place later to eat rice cakes."

Yun Xiao, who was busy studying cooking, heard this and immediately bowed respectfully:

"Follow the law!"

After finishing speaking, she said to Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao:

"Your Majesty, please call me if you need something. Just be good at home. If you are bored, go help the people dredge the river. Don't cause trouble."

Qiong Xiao was holding a game controller and playing King of Fighters with Bi Xiao when he heard this and said:

"Don't worry, sister, we must be obedient... Bixiao is such a coward, he actually sneaks up on me and kicks me!"

But after Yunxiao's figure disappeared, the two put down the game controller.

Bixiao asked in a low voice:

"Isn't it appropriate for us to do this?"

"There's nothing inappropriate. I didn't enjoy the pig's head last time. Is it normal to grab another one now? Don't worry, little sister, my cooking skills are not inferior to those of my eldest sister. I can definitely make the pig's head delicious."

The brainless and unhappy pair quickly reached a consensus, turned into a golden light and fled away, looking for ingredients suitable for making braised pig heads.

real world.

Although he said he would not give it to his old mother, when Mi Pier was finished, Li Yu asked Mu Guiying to give it to him as soon as possible.

Worried about not having enough food, he specially made two flavors: red oil rice noodle and sesame sauce rice noodle. Each flavor was filled with a small pot, and there were also a few cured meat buns and a box of soda.

Since you want to eat, you naturally want to eat the whole meal.

"No wonder Master said that he has a good and filial son when he meets God. My husband really has nothing to say to Master."

Mu Guiying muttered and planned to go to the empress to help Li Yu find some good things.

The dust-repelling bead from last time was good. There are also other water-repelling beads, fire-repelling beads, etc. I got them all. Although they are useless in the real world, they look good.

The girl came back soon and placed five beautiful beads of different colors in front of Li Yu:

"Master is very stingy. He gave you so much food but didn't give you anything good. I asked you for the Five Elements Spirit Pearl in front of Sister Yunxiao. Praise me!"

Diao Chan on the side took a bite of the steamed bun with cured meat sauce:

“Isn’t the real world useless?”

Mu Guiying said with a smile:

"As long as it looks good, you can make it into a bracelet later."

Li Yu looked at the five shining spirit beads. Each one had a different color. They were indeed very beautiful and much stronger than the magical objects sold in the temple.

He touched it with his hands. The red fire spirit bead was slightly warm, the black water spirit bead felt moist, the cyan wood spirit bead seemed to contain vitality, the khaki earth spirit bead had a heavy feeling, and the gold spirit bead had a golden light. Shining looks precious.

It would look really good if it could be made into a bracelet.

Li Yu looked at it and saw that there were no holes on it, so he asked Mu Guiying:

"Is it troublesome to make bracelets?"

Mu Guiying took a big bite of the pork bun with cured sauce and said happily:

"No trouble, Zhang Daoling can do it...but if he does, five beads alone don't seem to be enough. I'll keep searching and try to find a few more beads."

Don't just grab it randomly... Li Yu said:

"I don't have the habit of wearing bracelets. I can do it anytime. There's no rush."

After lunch, Lu Bu came over from the Three Kingdoms World. He had successfully arrived in Shaanxi County and planned to transport the materials for building the bridge. After building the last pontoon bridge, he could cross Zhongtiao Mountain and give the officials of Hedong County a surprise.

Of course, before that, Dayang County must be captured first and all obstacles cleared.

Soon, the materials for building the floating bridge appeared on the edge of the Yellow River in the north of Shaanxi County. Song Xian was busy while showing off in front of Gao Shun:

"Assemble these boards together, and then install the buoyancy box, you can put it in the water and install it section by section, which is very convenient."

Gao Shun listened with interest and suggested to Lu Bu:

"A pontoon bridge force can be formed to build pontoon bridges for the army."

Lu Bu patted his head and said:

"I really forgot about this. There is indeed a pontoon bridge unit in the real world. Let's wait until later. In the future, we will also set up a pontoon bridge unit to build roads and bridges across mountains and rivers to create all conditions for the army to move forward."

The Dayang City soldiers on the other side did not come out to harass, and the nearby river was relatively narrow, so the construction of the pontoon bridge was quickly completed.

Lu Bu drove the forklift to the real world, carried Fang Tian Huaji, and led the red rabbit horse back.

At this time, Gao Shun had already assembled his troops. Lu Bu led everyone across the Yellow River, and then took the lead to the foot of Dayang City. He held up the Fang Tian Painted Halberd and shouted to the soldiers on the tower:

"I am Lu Bu, the hussar general of the court. Who dares to fight to the death with me?"

Before crossing the bridge, they agreed to fire two cannons into the city to shock him, but Lu Bu suddenly remembered the famous scene of Zhang Fei drinking up the Dangyang Bridge, and couldn't help but cosplay.

Well, San'er has a loud voice and can scold Xia Houjie to death in three words. So if I scold him in three words until he surrenders, it can be considered a kind of transcendence, right?

I'm sorry San'er, Abba can only miss you in this way.

Lu Bu was full of energy and had a loud voice. Although it was not as "loud as thunder" like Zhang Fei, the voice was still very loud, so that people in the city could hear it.

"Lu Fengxian is here, who dares to fight to the death?"

Lu Bu saw that there were crowds of people on the city wall and some soldiers were whispering to each other, so he quickly said something else.

The commotion on the city wall became more serious, and some soldiers even turned around and ran down.

On the edge of the pontoon, Song Xian looked at all this with envy. He felt that he should work hard to improve in the future and become a powerful general in the future to avoid being scolded every day:

"Besides being handsome, he is good for nothing!"

Soon, Lu Bu took a deep breath and shouted for the third time:

"Fight but not fight, surrender but not surrender, but why?!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the city gate opened wide, and the guard general inside led a group of soldiers out and actually surrendered to Lu Bu.

Gao Shun looked at this scene and said to the intelligence officer next to him:

"Send a report to Mr. Wen He, General Hussars will scold him, and the whole city of Dayang County will surrender!"

Song Xian quickly added:

"This is a good sign!"

Well, I have to add this, the veterans in the court like to see it.

After successfully surrendering, Lu Bu asked about the situation in the city and arranged for Song Xian to lead the group to find Du Ji.

Dayang City and Hebei County are on the same narrow strip of land on the north bank of the Yellow River. The distance is not too far, which is just enough for Song Xian to practice his ability to lead troops.

As for whether this group of surrendered soldiers would act randomly, Lu Bu was not worried.

Now that they are blocked at both ends, they can either jump into the Yellow River to feed the fish, or challenge the wall-like Zhongtiao Mountain, or else they must obey the arrangements.

When Song Xian heard that he had been assigned other tasks, he said worriedly:

"General, without my protection, you have to protect yourself on the next journey."

Lu Bu: "..."

Are you the one who guarantees the title of co-author of the ceiling of our Three Kingdoms’ combat power?

He waved his hand:

"I'll come back when I see Du Ji. I'm too lazy to find another groom."

This time it was Song Xian's turn to be emo. He never thought that he was just a horse feeder in the eyes of the general.

Before leaving, he gave Song Xian a set of walkie-talkies, two spare batteries, as well as headlamps, flashlights, compressed biscuits and other items. Then Lu Bu and Gao Shun entered Dayang City together.

Time is tight and the task is heavy. Let's quickly attack the big families in the city. After a night's rest, we will set off tomorrow morning.

Although Dayang City is located in a remote location, with the Yellow River just outside the door, there is a lot of money and food in the treasury. After Lu Bu entered, he immediately arranged for someone to send a batch to Zhong Yao in Luoyang.

Gao Shun began to be busy handling the affairs of the city, while the soldiers trapped in the camp went deep into the homes of the people in twos and threes, asking if there were any unruly bullies in the city.

Lu Bu pulled out several exquisitely carved jade plates from the treasury and took them to the real world.

"Brother Xian, I have captured Dayang City. These are the jade articles found in the treasury. Please keep them for you."

Zhou Ruotong got off work early today. When he saw these jade plates, he carefully examined the patterns on them:

"The style of the Warring States Period, this jade plate has been around for hundreds of years?"

Things from the Han Dynasty are not rare, but the cultural relics of the Warring States Period preserved by the Han Dynasty people are a bit rare. The piece of jade that Lao Jia gave to Li Yu before was also from the Warring States Period.

But Lao Jia raided several aristocratic families in Luoyang before he found one.

Unexpectedly, Dayang County's treasury directly took out several pieces.

Li Yu sighed:

"This is the benefit of traffic congestion."

Because there is little circulation, these items have been preserved from generation to generation.

If it were the place where the Fourth War occurred, even if there was such an item, it would have been lost in the war.

After delivering the jade plate to the vault, Li Yu began to prepare dinner. Lu Bu had nothing to do and boasted about his great achievements in winning Dayang City with three drinks. Then he went shirtless and competed with Yuwen Chengdu in a pull-up. .

The two felt that ordinary pull-ups were too easy, so each added a fifty kilogram weight to test their respective strength limits.

However, when Li Yu finished cooking dinner, the two guys couldn't tell the winner, but they were sweating a lot.

Li Shimin on the side clasped his little hands behind his back and shook his head and commented:

"Reckless fellow, this is not enough..."

Before he finished speaking, Yuwen Chengdu lifted him up and put him on his shoulders:

"Little brat, are you afraid of getting beaten for talking like this?"

"Grandma Nuwa said, whoever dares to hit me will be made the god of the latrine."

Yuwen Chengdu: "..."

You're pretty good at finding a backer.

He lifted Li Shimin and wiped the sweat from his body, then put the little guy on the ground:

"I'm sure I won't mind if I do this."

Li Shimin opened his mouth, then went to change clothes with a slumped face.

Wow, the big guy has become shameless after staying in the real world for a while!

In the past, Yuwen Chengdu would never do this, but now, with more contact with everyone, he has become more and more cheerful and regards the B&B as his home.

In his eyes, Li Shimin was just a naughty younger brother.

Xiao Shimin changed into Astro Boy's short-sleeved suit and pulled on his flip-flops. He was just about to go to Li Yu's place to act coquettishly and complain, when Mu Guiying pinched his face:

"Little Taizong, to what extent have your passes been repaired?"

"Your Majesty, Sister Mu, after we lay the foundation with concrete, we will start laying stones. The cost of concrete is too high, and that small pass does not need such a high construction level."

Things like passes don't need to be very tall, as long as they are strong enough.

Now with cement, combined with Sui's wall-building technology, it will not be breached in a short time.

In a few years, Fengming Village will definitely capture Taiyuan City, and even the surrounding cities will be included in it, and the passes in the back mountains will not need to be built so well.

Li Shimin added:

"We are building a kiln for retorting coal. Once the coke is produced, we can support the Three Kingdoms World."

Mu Guiying patted him on the shoulder:

"Work hard and come on! Try to make coke before coal is popularized in the Three Kingdoms world."

With one sentence, Li Shimin was immediately discouraged.

He tried hard to export, but the discovery of the shallow coal mine in Chang'an suddenly wiped out the only advantage in the Sui and Tang Dynasties.

At this time Li Yu came out of the kitchen and said with a smile:

"Don't just think about these things. Just say what you need. It won't be too late to pay you back when you conquer the world."

When Mu Guiying saw Li Yu, she took out the Hermès bag given to her by Zhou Ruotong and took out a colorful bracelet with beads of various colors wrapped around a colorful string.

Li Yu was a little surprised:

"Is it ready so quickly?"

"Master is here to help. It's easy to get these beads together."

After saying that, Mu Guiying introduced it like a treasure:

"This translucent one that looks shrouded in mist is made by Sister Yunxiao condensing the clouds from heaven and earth; these two pockmarked beads are the seeds of the bodhi tree, Duobao, which were taken from the first string of beads in Buddhism; these are One is white and the other is black. Laojun asked Master Xuandu to send them; and Difu, Zhao Gongming, Zhen Yuanzi... Anyway, everyone sent a bunch of beads."

"Where's the rope?"

"The rope is made of Zhao Gongming's dragon-binding rope, Master's merit ivy, and Laojun's innate whisk. It can block the saint's blow."

Li Yu: "..."

So many good things, didn’t you rob them in my name?

Everyone sent a lot of beads. Not only did he make one string for Li Yu, but he also made four more beads.

The empress gave one of the strings to Yunxiao, giving her an additional protective treasure. No matter how powerful it was, at least she could escape unscathed in front of the saint.

The remaining three strings were brought to the real world, with Zhou Ruotong, Diao Chan, and Mu Guiying each having one string.

Li Yu put it on his wrist and said:

"Why do you suddenly feel like a middle-aged greasy man?"

If you put a tea table on the table and hang the words "Tiandao rewards those who work hard" on the back, wouldn't it make you a proper greasy little boss?

But if it's greasy, let's be greasy. This is a bunch of treasures put together and cannot be wasted.

Diao Chan happily took two photos and sent them to Moments:

"Isn't the bracelet given by the elder beautiful?"

Soon, the little girl’s classmates asked about the price.

"Ha, this is a priceless treasure, you can't buy it!"

Baby Cicada, who always liked to appraise, had a treasure of inestimable value for the first time.

Zhou Ruotong also wore it on her hand, but did not take a photo to post on WeChat Moments, but showed it to Gu Ying:

"My future mother-in-law gave it to me. How is it?"

"It looks good. Do you have any extra ones? I want to buy one."

"Don't even think about it. There are none!"

"Tsk, when I get to South Africa, I'll buy one there right away. It's prettier than yours."

Zhou Ruotong asked with some surprise:

"Are you going to South Africa?"

"Yes, my husband said he wanted to buy a second-hand warship and transform it into a yacht. I went to take a look and go diving in Shark Alley... The diving in China is too unprofessional. They always lift people's masks. It's scary."

When the two chatted, in the Fengshen World, after returning with the newly acquired magic weapon, Yunxiao wanted to share the joy with her two sisters, only to find that the two troublemakers at home were gone.

She took a deep breath and was about to look for them when she suddenly found that it was dark.

Looking up, I saw a huge pig that blocked out the sun and sky, being carried by two clouds to the sky above Chaoge City.

Yunxiao: “…”

I knew that leaving you two at home would lead to bad things!