Chapter 405 Bad News: Zuo Xian Wang Ran Away! Good News: He Ran Into Cheng Yu's Hands! [Seeking Monthly Votes]
"Sister, you came just in time, we picked up a pig!"
Qiong Xiao's eyelids were quick, and when he saw the frost on Yun Xiao's face, he immediately fell from the sky obediently, and deliberately said the word "pick up" with a stronger emphasis.
After playing the game, I went out for a walk and happened to pick up a big fat pig. I took it home and used it as food. Is this reasonable?
The sudden appearance of the fat pig alarmed all the immortal cultivators in Chaoge City, and there were figures in the air.
Lu Yue seemed to be doing an experiment, still holding a beaker in his hand; Our Lady of Jinling looked deserted, calculating the origin of the pig; Our Lady of Turtle Spirit opened her mouth, obviously shocked by the size of the pig; even the one who was talking to Kong Xuan and Yuyi Xian Zhao Gongming, who was drinking, also flew to the sky with his "briefcase" to join in the fun.
Yunxiao glanced at Qiongxiao:
"Did you really pick it up? Why do I think you deliberately punched out the person's body?"
The wild boar in the sky, which is half the size of a city, clearly has the aura of a cultivator of immortality. There are many wounds on its body, including traces of golden scissors.
You can guess with your toes that these two gluttons must have wanted to eat grilled pig head, and then they had a different idea.
Yunxiao doesn't mind killing some animals and eating them, but they have to be smart.
This kind of animal has no concept of right and wrong. If it remains in the world, it will most likely harm the people and harm the human race. It is better to eat it, which will also eliminate the harm to the world.
But you can't eat those that have opened up your intelligence. These animals are actually like humans and can talk and communicate, and some can even take the form of humans.
Hunting and killing rashly will contaminate the cause and effect.
Now that the gods are about to be crowned, everyone is desperately trying to cut off the karma on their bodies. Many masters of the Jiejiao who died in the original work immediately fled to the world after the restart, just to avoid being contaminated by the karma. .
These two stupid sisters are so good. Just for the sake of some food, they actually beat the immortal cultivator out of his body alive. Isn't this just looking for trouble?
Qiong Xiao lowered her head, flattened her mouth, pinched her ears with both hands, and said aggrievedly:
"I didn't have enough to eat last time. I'm sorry, sister, I got into trouble again. You can hit me."
Yun Xiao was very angry at this girl's rogue behavior:
"Okay, okay, a person who is billions of years old is still pretending to be a little girl... I just gave me a bracelet today. I didn't expect that you would cause such a disaster. One peck and one drink, it is indeed a destiny. "
After saying that, Yunxiao flew into the air, took off the bracelet from his white jade wrist, pinched the green wooden spirit bead with his fingers, and said to the fat pig in the air:
"Go!"
The wooden spirit bead suddenly shot out a beam of green light, completely covering the entire pig.
The wound on the pig's body healed quickly, and then it woke up from the coma with a "ouch", and immediately transformed into a Buddha with a human body and a pig's head.
The moment he turned into a human form, he opened his mouth to curse, and then he noticed that there were six or seven peak-level Daluo around him. He immediately put away his curse words and saluted everyone:
"The little demon Zhu Zi really pays homage to all the great immortals. Please forgive me for any conflicts."
Look, he is obviously the victim, but he has to apologize first, and his attitude must be as sincere as possible.
This is evident in the world of gods, where the weak and the strong prey on each other.
Fortunately, Yun Xiao was sensible, so she put the bracelet back on and said to Zhu Zizhen:
"My little sister is naughty and kidnapped fellow Taoist. Please don't hold it against me... You said your name is Zhu Zizhen? But you are from Meishan?"
Unexpectedly, this female fairy was so sensible. Zhu Zi was so excited that he almost cried:
"The little demon is indeed from Meishan. He became brothers with several people who had similar friendships and called himself the Seven Monsters of Meishan... I wonder how the immortal knew about the little demon?"
Hearing this, Wen Zhong, who felt embarrassed to show up because he was a generation younger, knew it was time for him to show up.
He rode Mo Qilin and saluted his master Jinling Holy Mother and all his uncles and uncles, and then asked Zhu Zizhen:
"I wonder if you have ever heard of merit?"
Zhu Zizhen nodded and said:
"I heard that our brothers were discussing how to obtain merit a few days ago. I wonder if this immortal..."
Dashang Chief HR Wen Zhong immediately introduced himself:
"I am the Grand Master of the Chao Dynasty, and I want to ask the heroes of the world to help my king. If my Taoist friends are willing, Chao Ge is willing to send you merits and provide guidance on the way of cultivating Taoism."
He briefly introduced the elders around him, and then said:
"The elders of the sect are not only the solid backing of Chaoge City, but they are also willing to give you guidance. If you need advice on major issues, Empress Nuwa can also come and answer your questions at any time... What do you think, do you want to join us?"
Zhu Zizhen picked his ears and couldn't believe it.
Today, he was sleeping in the mountains. Suddenly, two clouds floated over. They grabbed him and beat him severely until he showed his original shape. He thought he was going to die. Unexpectedly, he was not only revived, but also received an income. The opportunity to become an official in court.
Zhu Zizhen knelt down and bowed to everyone without saying a word:
"Little demon Zhu Zizhen, thank you all the immortals for granting me the destiny to seek immortality."
After thanking him, he asked sincerely:
"Can those sworn brothers, Xiaoyao, join the court together as officials?"
Yun Xiao, who is familiar with "The Romance of the Gods" said:
"Yes, but Meishan is a long way away... I would like to ask Yu Yixian and my brother to accompany Daoist Zhu on a trip and pick up everyone in Meishan."
She originally wanted Yuyi Xian to go alone, but thinking that this guy was a bit unreliable, she decided to let her elder brother go.
Although the eldest brother is unreliable, as long as he doesn't encounter a saint, there is no problem in escaping.
Zhao Gongming held a plastic pot and said:
"No problem, Xiao Diao Diao, let's go, let's set off now."
The Winged Immortal said speechlessly:
"Can you please call me King Dapeng? Xiao Diao Diao, this sounds like a curse."
After all, he showed his true form, let Zhao Gongming and Zhu Zizhen sit on his back, and flew quickly towards Meishan.
Unexpectedly, he could ride on Da Luo. Zhu Zizhen was so nervous that he even forgot to breathe. However, Zhao Gongming, who often hung out with the Winged Immortal, poured out a large bowl of white wine from a plastic pot and was about to drink it all in one gulp. Zhu Zizhen was beside him and handed it over:
"Little fat pig, it's fate that we meet each other. Let's have a taste of this fine wine."
"Thank you Immortal for the reward!"
In the sky above Chaoge City, Yunxiao saluted everyone, and asked Madonna Jin Ling and Madonna Turtle Ling to have a facial mask session in the afternoon, and then pulled Bixiao back to the small courtyard.
The matter was resolved perfectly, and Qiong Xiao returned to her usual smiling appearance:
"Sister, what is the magic weapon on your wrist?"
"The bracelet given by the empress is made of five spirit beads as the core, integrated with the Nine Palaces and Bagua array, and supplemented by various innate spiritual objects. It took ten years to obtain, and it is very precious."
Bixiao came over and took a closer look:
"Ten years? Didn't you just leave for a few hours?"
Yunxiao explained patiently:
"The empress's cave is a world of its own, and it can last for hundreds of years in a blink of an eye... Guiying asked for a reward for her husband, but I didn't expect the empress to prepare it for me. I'm really touched."
Qiong Xiao rolled her eyes:
"That Guiying...her husband is sir, the holy son of the Wa Palace."
Thinking of this, Qiong Xiao, who often hangs out with the common people, immediately understood.
Hoho, I think I’m going to call you brother-in-law from now on!
Since he is a brother-in-law, he is one of our own, right?
The girl quietly let her clone go out and came to the Nuwa Palace in the city. She first paid homage to the empress, and then saluted the little kid wearing a red bellyband:
"Greetings to my brother-in-law. I am weak, pitiful and helpless and have not eaten for three days. Now I really want to have a bite of the braised pig head you made. If my brother-in-law can fulfill my wish, I am willing to pay the price of losing ten kilograms!"
Soon, the empress conveyed the request to Mr. Li through Mu Guiying to make grilled pig head.
After listening to this, Li Yu said with some laughter and tears:
"To realize one wish at the cost of losing ten pounds, aren't these two wishes?"
After thinking about it, he planned to go to the meat factory to buy some fresh pig heads after dinner, pack them all away, and then prepare the stew and ask Zi Shou to stew it there directly. He could eat it whenever he had a meal.
This time, if there is not enough food for a big pot, then there is nothing we can do.
Zhou Ruotong is more concerned about the Seven Monsters of Meishan:
"You show up so early, so you can train him in advance."
Diao Chan asked:
"Are the Seven Monsters of Meishan in Fengshen the same as the Seven Monsters of Meishan in Journey to the West?"
Zhou Ruotong took a bite of the dish and said:
"It's different. The seven monsters in Fengshen are seven goblins, namely white ape, buffalo, dog, wild boar, centipede, white snake and goat. Among them, white ape is the most powerful... But the seven monsters in Journey to the West are actually Yang Jian and His six sworn brothers are called the Seven Sages of Meishan."
According to the timeline, the Seven Monsters of Meishan happened in the late Shang Dynasty.
As for Yang Jian's sworn sworn relationship, it was during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, that is, after the end of the Conferred Gods, Yang Jian had a falling out with his uncle, the Jade Emperor, and settled in the human world. Then he sworn sworn brothers with six people to solve the problems of the people.
At the time of the sworn sworn ceremony, the Seven Monsters of Meishan had already been enshrined as gods and were enjoying enshrinement in heaven.
Therefore, although the prototype of the story is the Seven Sages of Meishan from Journey to the West, after creation, they have become independent characters and have little connection with Journey to the West.
As for the image of the Seven Monsters, it also has some reference meaning.
Yuan Hong, who has the highest combat power, is actually a monkey, and he can also perform eight or nine mysterious arts. He can turn into white light and escape, and his weapon is a stick of water and fire - this is simply a comparison to Sun Wukong.
The wild boar spirit Zhu Zizhen is the image of Zhu Bajie.
The buffalo Jin Da Sheng holds a three-pointed two-edged sword and rides a unicorn. He is a complete replica of the Bull Demon King.
White Snake Chang Hao corresponds to Tang Monk's mount Little White Dragon, and it just so happens that this guy is also riding a white horse.
As for Wu Long, the centipede spirit, he is based on the Hundred-Eyed Demon King in Journey to the West who hurt Sun Wukong's eyes, and was finally killed by the big rooster transformed by Yang Jian.
Coincidentally, in "Journey to the West", the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord is subdued by Bodhisattva Vilamva, who is also a chicken.
"In the original work, the Seven Monsters of Meishan didn't appear until the end, but now that they appear so early in advance, they should be able to play a big role."
Although they are the Seven Monsters, Yuan Hong and the others do not do anything wrong, and secondly, they keep their word and keep their word. On the contrary, Xiqi's army would often fight in groups if they disagreed. If they were beaten to death, it was their fate. If they couldn't be beaten, they would continue to beat the crowd.
Now that we are starting over, Chaoge should pay attention to Xiqi's bottomless operation.
After hurriedly finishing dinner, Li Yu drove to buy more than 20 large pig heads. With the help of Yuwen Chengdu, Lu Bu and others, he quickly packed them up, then put the pig heads into the big pot, prepared the stewed soup, and followed Lin Xu's instructions. Add more rock sugar.
After everything was arranged, Li Yu asked Brother Dao to call Zi Shou over.
"Take this pot of pig head over, let Yunxiao fill it with water, and then simmer it for four or five hours on low heat until the pig head is completely soft before taking it out of the pot."
"Okay, I'll send it over right away."
Zi Shou swallowed his saliva and thought he could eat half a pig's head today and scoop up a pot of soup to mix with noodles.
He didn’t even eat the pig head he took away last time, as it was eaten up by the two children.
Before leaving, Zishou revealed a piece of news to Li Yu:
“Mrs. Yin, the wife of Li Jing, the general of Chentangguan, is pregnant. I have ordered Huang Feihu to lead the army to Chaoge to give birth, and promised to adopt the child in the belly as his adopted son. Li Jing is very happy.”
Is little Nezha finally going to appear in the world?
Li Yu said:
“Take good care of Mrs. Yin, keep up with the nutrition, and go to the temple of the goddess more often when you are free. Lingzhuzi is naughty, is there a suitable teacher?”
“Qiong Xiao wanted to be the teacher, but was collectively rejected by everyone.”
It seems that the characters in the book also know that this girl is unreliable.
Since they had already considered this matter, Li Yu did not ask too much:
"You can make your own arrangements. If it doesn't work, let the queen teach in person... Forget it, she failed in education, let Duobao teach."
Lingzhuzi and Mu Guiying are both naughty, but Duobao's two apprentices, whether the white-clothed general is compared to Ksitigarbha or the ancient fierce beast six-winged golden cicada, are gentle and intelligent.
After Zishou left, Lu Bu was worried about the expedition tomorrow morning, so he also went back.
After taking a bath, Li Yu felt that it was getting late, so he went to bed with Professor Zhou.
Tong Baobao and Chan Baobao's travel action is about to start, so we have to take this opportunity to be warm and cozy.
In the Conferred God World, Qiongxiao looked at the big pot of pig heads sent by Zishou, and couldn't help rubbing his eyes, and his heart was full of joy.
Haha, calling brother-in-law really works. Before, he gave one or two, but this time he actually sent a big pot. It seems that the eldest sister is very important in the heart of the brother-in-law!
However, the eldest sister seems to be still unclear about what she is doing. It seems that a smart fairy is needed to assist!
Soon, Qiong Xiao formulated a three-step strategy in his mind, striving to make the eldest sister and brother-in-law hold hands successfully!
If Yun Xiao knew that his sister, who had been together for billions of years, was actually bribed by a few pigs, Qiong Xiao's pretty face would be beaten into a pig's head.
Yun Xiao carefully remembered the number of pigs and seasonings in the pot, and studied the fried sugar color. Then he summoned a pool of spring water out of thin air and filled the pot with water.
First boil it over high heat, then simmer it over low heat.
Soon, the fragrance floated in the courtyard. When Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao heard that it would take five hours, they set a countdown above the courtyard.
When the countdown is over, start to enjoy the delicious food!
In the Three Kingdoms world, Gao Shun and the soldiers of Xianzhen Camp had already gotten up at dawn, packed their bags, and started to eat breakfast. During the meal, Gao Shun also arranged the garrison troops and soldiers guarding the bridge.
The floating bridge is of great importance and cannot be destroyed.
When we take over Hedong County and return to Luoyang, we will build a few more floating bridges to connect Henei and Luoyang, and point the troops directly at Yuan Shao. Lü Wenhou can also go to his fiefdom Wen County to take a look.
After breakfast, everyone rested, took marching rations, and followed Lü Bu up the mountain.
After Zhou Yu widened the road, the road up the mountain was obviously much wider. At four o'clock in the afternoon, Lü Bu and his men arrived in Wucheng and joined Zhou Yu and Ma Chao who had been waiting for a day.
"General, the road down the mountain has been built, and the people in the town have been appeased. After the registration, no one is missing in each family."
No one is missing, which means that no one has left, and the possibility of tip-offs is avoided.
Zhou Yu also knew that it was better to let these people return to their homes than to defend them to death.
After all, no matter how hard they defended, as long as they wanted to report the news, they would risk their lives to set their homes on fire, and the smoke would definitely attract the attention of Anyi.
So after they arrived, they quickly convened a grievance meeting. When they heard that there were two bullies who had been causing trouble here for many years, they arrested the whole family without saying a word and decisively killed them.
Then they announced the new policies and tax policies of the court.
When they heard that there would be no more heavy taxes in the future, everyone was so excited that they burst into tears.
During the Western Han Dynasty, light taxes were emphasized. During the reign of Emperor Wen and Emperor Jing, taxes were even reduced to one in thirty.
But in the Eastern Han Dynasty, there were more and more noble families to support, and the court had more and more expenditure items, so taxes naturally rose, and various heavy taxes and corvée made the people miserable.
The Yellow Turban Rebellion broke out under this premise.
Now the court suddenly announced a reduction in taxes and no longer levied corvée, which made the people of Wucheng very happy.
Let alone report the news now, even if the county governor is his seventh uncle, he must firmly stand on the side of the court and sacrifice his relatives for the greater good!
After Lu Bu arrived, he met some scholars here.
Everyone confirmed again and again whether there would be no corvée labor?
"Let me explain first, the court will not levy corvée labor, but it will pay money and grain to call on the people to participate in infrastructure construction, such as road construction, canal digging, bridge construction, etc., so that everyone will not work in vain."
Lu Bu drank tea and told everyone these things seriously. He also said that after the war, he would have people repair the roads in Wucheng and help everyone dig a reservoir to solve the problem of water shortage.
Because of the terrain, Wucheng depends entirely on the weather for food. When it does not rain for a long time, several nearby mountain springs will dry up, and the people will not even have water to drink.
Go back and drive the excavator to build a small reservoir directly near the mountain spring, which can be used for drinking and irrigation.
At dinner time, the villagers spontaneously killed chickens and sheep and warmly entertained the general.
While eating, Lu Bu took a long-distance intercom and contacted Zhao Yun through the relay station in Shan County. After hearing the news that the Hedong army was conquering Puyang County, he slapped his thigh with joy:
"Mr. Wenhe is amazing! You must hold on. By noon tomorrow at the latest, we will be able to reach Anyi and seize the seat of Hedong!"
In Tongguan, in the temporary front-line command post, Jia Xu was a little unhappy. Looking at the map on the wall, he was discussing a question with Zhuge Liang, Li Yan, Huang Xu, Han De and others:
"Where are the troops of Zuo Xianwang?"
The cavalry of the left army searched for two days in Hedong County, but still could not find the troops of Zuo Xianwang. There was no trace of Zuo Xianwang in the coalition forces attacking Puyang County...
At the same time, in Bingzhou area north of Taiyuan County, Zhang Liao, who was leading the cavalry to go south to take Taiyuan County, suddenly heard the report of the scout on the intercom:
"General, tens of thousands of cavalry have come from the south. Judging from the flags, it seems to be the Southern Xiongnu Wang Ting Zuo Xianwang!"
Zhang Liao: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Didn't Wenhou make great efforts to catch the turtle in the jar in Hedong County? Why did this bastard suddenly run back to Bingzhou grassland?
Cheng Yu was extremely excited:
"I wanted to eat a few snacks, but I didn't expect to be served the main course directly... flamethrower ready!"
Zuo Xianwang is still a good judge of goods. He knew that we had developed a new weapon, so he came to experience it. Needless to say, I must treat you well!
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The last day of April, I'm begging for monthly tickets, brothers!