Chapter 744 Mu Guiying's Deleted Memory! [Ask for Monthly Votes]
In the real world, Li Yu came back from shopping and saw the warehouse door open. Inside were piles of bulging woven bags. He thought the cotton seeds ordered by Zhou Ruotong had arrived.
He walked towards the pile of woven bags while muttering that the truck driver did not even say hello when unloading the truck.
As he got closer, the unique fragrance of mushrooms went straight into his nostrils. He untied a woven bag in confusion and found that it was not cotton seeds, but dried small flower mushrooms.
From the color, these small flower mushrooms are uniform in size and thick in texture, as if they were artificially cultivated, but in terms of fragrance, they are more fragrant than wild flower mushrooms.
Li Yu was a little confused. Just when he was about to call Dao Ge to ask, he saw Xuanzang riding an electric five-wheeled vehicle in the warehouse, and the carriage was full of bulging woven bags.
Seeing Li Yu, he hurriedly got off the car:
"The first batch of mushrooms planted in the underworld has been harvested. The Ten Kings of Hell prepared 4,760 kilograms of high-quality small flower mushrooms and asked me to send them to His Royal Highness the Holy Son to taste. If His Royal Highness likes it, the next batch of flower mushrooms should be tens of thousands of kilograms after drying, and all of them will be given to His Royal Highness the Holy Son."
Li Yu: ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
No, a handful of dried flower mushrooms can make a small pot of soaked, usually used as a side dish, and the homestay can't eat more than 30 kilograms a year. Get more than 4,000 kilograms of dried flower mushrooms at a time, and you can't finish it in this lifetime... Is there no kind-hearted person to popularize the Ten Kings of Hell about the appetite of mortals?
He waved his hand and said:
"It will take all my relatives to deal with these. Don't let them send me any more. In the next ten years, the B&B won't have to worry about small flower mushrooms."
Xuanzang had an emergency plan:
"How about transporting them to the market to sell?"
"That won't work. Mushroom growers don't make money anyway. If I use mushrooms from the book world to steal their business, won't that push them to a dead end? Let's supply the army from the book world first. Put some small flower mushrooms in the big pot dishes to increase the taste and fragrance... I don't know if the flower mushrooms grown in the underworld have any other uses. I'll study it later."
Dried flower mushrooms are relatively light. More than 4,000 kilograms piled together can easily fill the rear eight-wheeled carriage.
Li Yu worried for a while and prepared to soak some to make dishes and taste them. If they tasted good, he would divide these mushrooms into small portions of about ten kilograms and send some to relatives and acquaintances.
At Erlang's wedding, add a few more mushroom dishes, such as mushroom stuffed meat and mushroom meat slices, to help consume them.
In addition, 100 kilograms were sent to the provincial capital, and my parents were asked to share some with the relatives there.
In short, we need to mobilize the masses to consume these mushrooms as soon as possible, so as to avoid them being piled up in the warehouse and attracting rats.
Xuanzang moved all the small flower mushrooms, took two bags of flower mushrooms, and then went to the scenic area to report to Tathagata.
Two bags of flower mushrooms cannot be eaten in one or two meals, so Li Yu simply called Lin Xu and asked about the method of making mushroom sauce.
Such good flower mushrooms, used to make mushroom sauce, will definitely taste better than the purchased mushroom sauce. Whether it is sandwiched with steamed buns or mixed with noodles, it is an excellent partner.
Lin Xu explained the conventional method and the vegetarian version. Li Yu planned to try it. If it tastes good, he would let Xuanzang take some away. After all, he moved more than two tons of flower mushrooms, and he worked hard.
After listening to the recipe, Li Yu was about to hang up the phone when he suddenly heard Mu Guiying's voice in the receiver:
"Sister Yueyue and I have learned several kinds of delicacies. I will cook them for you when I get back. I guarantee that you will want to eat them again and will be awakened by greed even in your dreams."
This made Li Yu happy immediately:
"Just don't wake up with a stomachache at night."
When Mu Guiying heard this, she immediately quit:
"I have worked so hard to learn, and you actually made up a story about me... Boss Lin, can you teach me how to make perverted spicy chicken popcorn? I want to teach someone a lesson."
Lin Xu was watching the fun on the side, and naturally he was not afraid of big trouble:
"Okay, I will teach you how to mix perverted spicy food now, and you can use it to make any food."
Shen Jiayue was also fanning the flames:
"Take out the South American devil peppers that Sister Gu Ying sent last time, they are very strong."
Li Yu: "..."
If something happens to me, you two will definitely not be able to get away from it!
After finishing the chat, Mr. Li got busy. In the small temple on the mountain, Xuanzang wiped the altar while talking about what he saw and heard on the journey to the West:
"There are some big monsters along the way, which should be used to prepare for the disaster. Unfortunately, as soon as they appeared, Wukong waved the golden hoop and eliminated those big monsters. If this continues, the heaven should have other big moves."
The Tathagata said:
"If you encounter monsters, you should leave the world of Journey to the West as soon as possible, so as not to affect Wukong's battle... If there are gods who are inconvenient for Wukong to fight, remember to come to Lingshan to ask Wei Tuo to fight. Recently, old acquaintances from the heaven have been looking for him. Wei Tuo intends to use a big battle to prove his determination."
"Okay, when we encounter the next disaster, we will let Bodhisattva Wei Tuo participate."
The master and apprentice were chatting, and a sharp-eyed tourist noticed that the door of the small temple was open, and ran over to grab the first incense without saying anything, ready to worship the Buddha and get good luck.
Burning incense in the temple is free. There is a pile of loose incense next to the altar. If you want to burn incense, just take three sticks and light them. After worshipping, you can put them in the incense burner.
Some of these incense sticks are provided by the scenic spot, and some are brought by believers.
After the first batch of tourists burned incense, they surrounded Xuanzang and began to ask him about his confusions in practice.
"Master, every time I make up my mind to quit playing games, I click on the game icon within two days. Am I a good-for-nothing?"
"The original intention of the design of the game is to relax the brain. It's okay to play it occasionally, as long as you don't get addicted... I have also played games such as Tetris, Connect the Dots and Minesweeper. The Buddha does not blame me. On the contrary, I also want to play it, try it, and feel the beauty of the ninth art."
Xuanzang's words made everyone laugh. They always felt that this monk was getting more and more frivolous.
How could the Buddha, who is high above, play games?
"Master, my girlfriend said that she doesn't worship money, and asking for a high gift is just a test of the man's attitude. What should I do?"
"I have made up my mind since I was young to travel all over the country to spread the Buddha's teachings... Even the Buddha didn't test my attitude on such a big matter, so it's even more unnecessary for you two to live together. I advise you to continue if you can reach an agreement, and end it quickly if you can't. Life is like a fleeting moment, so don't waste your youth and best years."
"Master, my boss won't give me a raise, saying that I'm young. People have to endure more hardships to achieve great things in the future. What should I do? "
"When I was a little monk, my master once said this: in Mahayana Buddhism, everyone can become a Buddha. This applies to the workplace, that is, in the economic society, everyone is a boss... If you feel wronged, change your boss, but I sincerely hope that you can become a boss and no longer have to look at other people's faces when speaking."
"..."
Soon, the tourists crowded the small temple, and Xuanzang simply came to the open space at the entrance of the temple to answer everyone's questions and point out the way.
In this process, Tathagata Buddha, Nuwa Niangniang, and Hou Tu Niangniang had a deeper understanding of the real world.
The Niangniang also specially called Yunxiao to the Wahuang Palace to listen to the voices and troubles of the people in the real world together.
At almost noon, the queen looked at Yunxiao and asked:
"What do you feel?"
Yunxiao thought for a moment and said seriously:
"Most of the people in the book world are running for food and clothing, and the issues they consider are related to survival. Survival is the ultimate pursuit. People in the real world basically skip the stage of survival. What they consider is the quality of life. How to live a wonderful life has become their goal."
Although there is only one word difference between survival and life, the meanings are very different.
Yunxiao has the experience of traveling in the book world and has lived in the real world for a period of time. It is easy to find the difference between the two sides.
The queen sighed:
"I also hope that the people in the book world can pursue a wonderful life as soon as possible...You go to the real world and see if Guiying has caused trouble for Tongtong in the capital. She is always making a fuss. It's hard to get away from her. I really can't let it go."
"Okay, I'll go to the real world now."
After Yunxiao left, the queen walked through the garden of the Wa Palace and came to the parade ground where Lu Bu and others stayed when they rushed to help Zhang Fei.
Compared with the past, there are now eighty-one large stones of two or three feet high standing in the parade ground. Taibai Jinxing is carving on the stone with a hammer in one hand and a chisel in the other.
Seeing the queen coming, he quickly flew down from the stone and bowed:
"According to the current progress, it can be completed within a month, queen, is it in time?"
The queen said:
"It should be possible. You should hurry forward as much as possible. Don't leave the Wahuang Palace before these stones are carved, so as not to be sensed by the Heavenly Dao or Haotian."
Taibai Jinxing bowed and agreed:
"Yes, order!"
After that, he took the hammer and chisel and continued to carve.
The empress made a round here, and returned to the Wahuang Palace again, and then sent a divine thought to her eldest son who was far away in the Western World:
"When you have enough fun, go back to the Fengshen World, take Yin Hong and Yin Jiao back to Chaoge, and use the Tai Chi diagram to help Li Jing deduce the time of Lei Zhenzi's birth."
In the Western World, Xuan Du, who was enjoying a shoulder massage from Athena and other goddesses, stood up suddenly, feeling embarrassed as if he had done something bad and was caught by his mother.
Several goddesses were shocked:
"Why is the immortal so horrified? Did we hurt you?"
Tsk tsk, the gods in the West are really polite, they always say "you" when they speak... Lu Yue muttered to himself, picked up a piece of pineapple pizza and tasted it, nodded and said:
"It tastes good, and we will spread this pizza to the people in the future, saying that it is selected by the gods, and those who don't eat it are aliens and need to be tied up and burned to death... Big Brother, what's wrong with you? How about trying this freshly baked pizza?"
Xuan Du waved his hand, and the Tiandi Xuanhuang Linglong Tower automatically appeared above his head:
"Yin Hong and Yin Jiao miss their parents, I have to take them to Chaoge to see them, and by the way, teach the two little guys some skills, so that they won't be laughed at for not having fighting skills in the future... People like me who have been caught in the rain will always unconsciously hold up an umbrella for others!"
He didn't tell the truth, because Lu Yue's thoughts would definitely be sensed, and for the sake of safety, it would be better to let this ordinary Daluo Shao know something.
When he heard that he had to go back, Lu Yue didn't care about eating pineapple pizza:
"I'll go back with you. I haven't seen you for a long time. I miss you so much."
Xuandu waved his hand:
"You stay here to guard it. Once the Western gods make a move, we will strike first."
In order to prevent Lu Yue from being attacked, Xuandu summoned the Bagua map and asked Lu Yue to stay with him for self-defense.
The Bagua Diagram is less interesting than the Tai Chi Diagram, but among all the innate magic weapons, it is also top-notch... It is not a first-rate thing, and it cannot enter the eyes of the Taiqing Sage at all.
After settling everything, Xuandu tore apart time and space and disappeared.
Lu Yue put away the Bagua chart and waved his hand to the Western fairies:
"Don't sit here rubbing your shoulders and beating your legs. Come on, come on, take out the things you think are the most poisonous, and let me study it to see if the poisons from the two worlds can be combined to create something new. surprise.”
Xuandu is handsome and handsome, and all the goddesses in the West admire him, but they are a little afraid of Lu Yue.
Because this guy who wears bright red robes all year round has poison everywhere on his body. Sometimes he can poison the gods in the West half to death just by sneezing into the air.
There is no way, there is a whole level difference in terms of rank, and since Lu Yue has always been more diligent, the lethality will naturally be greater.
In the real world, Xuanzang was eating noodles with mushroom sauce, nodded in admiration:
"This sauce is indeed good. Is it difficult to make it? If it is not difficult, I will ask Wukong to teach officials from all over the Tang Dynasty. This will make it more convenient to provide supplies to the army."
Li Yu said:
"This is not difficult. I will send the tutorial to your mobile phone later. In addition to the vegetarian version you are eating, there are also meat-added versions, scallion-flavored versions, spicy versions, etc., which have a higher degree of freedom... By the way, Has pepper cultivation started in Datang?”
Xuanzang replied:
"After planting it, His Majesty Shimin also named it Tangjiao. Now it has begun to be promoted in Guanzhong. Perhaps in a few years, it will spread to the Central Plains and Sichuan and Chongqing regions."
Yunxiao added some roasted pepper preserved eggs to his noodles and asked Xuanzang:
"Do you ever get tired of tourists asking you questions every time?"
"Reporting to the Holy Princess, the young monk thinks that everything is cultivation, and the same is true for communicating with everyone. Their lives are a blank to me, and I have no chance to experience them. Now I can understand the joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys of the people. This is a good thing. , I can strengthen my faith and not get lost in the vastness of Buddhism.”
In history, Xuanzang returned to Chang'an after studying Buddhist scriptures and founded the Consciousness-Wei Sect, one of the eight major sects of Buddhism.
However, the threshold for the Knowledge-only Sect is too high. It is equivalent to obtaining three doctoral diplomas to qualify for lectures, and then studying several other subjects to the master's level. Only then can one be considered an entry-level person... Those who can learn at this level It's not impossible, but everyone wants to be a big boss, not just to be an apprentice.
Therefore, the Consciousness-only Sect, which has high requirements on qualifications and other aspects, was lost early and only exists in some Buddhist classics.
This was the result of not being down-to-earth enough. Xuanzang planned to have more contact with the common people, so that his sect could flourish like Zen Buddhism, and even illiterate people could argue a few sentences.
After the meal, Li Yu found two large glass jars and filled some of the prepared mushroom sauce for Xuanzang. Later, he would cook some noodles and mix them, and it would be a delicious meal.
Xuanzang thanked him and left the real world holding two glass jars.
Yun Xiao looked at the dried mushrooms in the warehouse, held Li Yu's hand and said:
"Everyone's misunderstanding about your appetite seems to be related to me... I made you medicinal wine twice, and they thought you had finished drinking it. Before, I cooked for the workers, and the dishes weighed hundreds or even thousands of kilograms. They mistakenly thought they were giving you food alone, and that’s why they made such a big joke.”
Li Yu looked at Yun Baobao and asked:
"You actually caused so much damage to my glorious image. Tell me how you can compensate me."
Yunxiao held Li Yu's face and kissed him:
"Is it enough?"
"It's not enough, it's much worse. My young mind has been greatly affected...well...you Yunbaby, you dare to sneak attack!"
The two hugged and kissed each other, and then separated after a long time.
Yunxiao tidied her clothes and said:
"It's all your fault. My mother-in-law asked me to ask Guiying, but I completely forgot about it."
After speaking, she took out her mobile phone and sent a message to Mu Guiying:
"Have you eaten Guiying?"
As soon as he sent it, Mu Guiying sent a bunch of photos of delicious food, all made in an air fryer:
"Haha, I have learned how to make all these delicacies, and I also won the championship in the first [Battle at the Forbidden City] Knife Skills Competition. Sister Yunxiao, praise me for my awesomeness!"
Yunxiao is a little confused:
"Did you compete with Boss Lin on your knife skills?"
"No, it's Sister Yueyue and Sister Yan. The three of us have just finished competing. Xiao Fei Le and Xiao Fei Hui are the referees. The shredded tofu I cut can pass a needle, but I'm so awesome, akimbo!"
The empress has no news about this girl and has been worried. Fortunately for her, she actually had a knife skills competition with two kitchen novices in the capital.
But isn’t it a bit loud for you three kitchen novices to have a competition with you as the title of a decisive battle at the top of the Forbidden City?
In the Wa Palace, the empress had nothing to do. She dug out the deleted memories of her precious apprentice and used the projector to play them one by one.
These memories are very mixed, including those of Mu Guiying playing with water and being spanked when she was a child, those of being disobedient and being imprisoned in the Shanhe Sheji Tu, and those of being robbed in Muke Village with a milky voice. There are many, and they are also very complicated.
Just as he was watching, Yunxiao came.
At this time, the projection played a scene of Mu Guiying as an adult, wandering in the heaven.
This girl was carrying a ghost-headed sword and wandering around in a leisurely manner, intending to experience what it was like to rob the gods.
While walking, she suddenly bumped into a group of female fairies, as if they had just returned to heaven from the underworld. The leading female fairy held a black soul-fixing bead in both hands, and added a few restrictions, which looked very important.
Seeing Mu Guiying observing her, the leading female fairy immediately scolded:
"Where did you come from, this thief? You have delayed the important event of Empress Xuannv, and you will be trapped in the eighteenth level of hell forever, and you will never be able to stand up again!"
Mu Guiying immediately ran over and slashed with the ghost head knife without any explanation. The empress sensed that her precious apprentice was being scolded and cast a body-fixing spell to freeze all the female fairies in place.
The Queen beat them one by one, snatched away the black bead, returned to the Wa Palace, and gave it to the Empress.
Seeing this, Yun Xiao was stunned for a moment:
"Is this bead the one on Wu Erlang's body?"