Chapter 791 The God Who Takes Oaths! [Ask for Monthly Tickets]

When Lu Bu came to the real world, the dinner here had just ended. Seeing that there was still almost a tray of steamed mutton dumplings left, he showed off without saying a word, which made Zhang Ping extremely happy.

What people who cook like most is to see their skills recognized.

"Fengxian, I made dozens of bowls for you this afternoon. You come back to Chang'an to get them. Let girl Lingqi eat more. Don't wrong yourself."

Lu Bu quickly flattered him and said:

"You will spoil Lingqi rotten if you are so pampering. Yesterday, I said a few words to her at home, and then she clamored to come here to complain to grandma... With the support of you, she can take advantage of her power now."

Zhang Ping said happily:

"My dear granddaughter, you must use your strength. How can you do it without using your strength? You must pay attention to educating your children and don't use stick education. I have never advocated spanking children. Xiaoyu often made me angry when he was a child, but I slapped him I didn’t even hit him.”

When Mu Guiying heard this, she lightly poked Li Yu:

"Is what my mother-in-law said true?"

Li Yu shrugged:

"I studied hard since I was a child and I am handsome. People compliment me everywhere I go. I am exactly like the legendary [other people's children]. How could I get beaten?"

Shen Jiayue also interviewed like a reporter:

"Boss Li, did you know my Xu Bao when you were a child?"

Li Yu shook his head:

"We are in different districts, and our schools are relatively far apart. We didn't know each other before, but we should have some classmates who know each other."

In the past, Sun Facai and Zhang Guoan had fights at the school where Lin Xu went to school. Maybe one of Lin Xu's classmates had suffered from the two of them, or had beaten them.

When Wu Song got married, there were too many people and he was too busy, so he didn't let Sun Facai talk about his past glorious deeds.

Li Yu had also heard about Zhang Guoan. Rumors said that it was Sun Facai's bad idea, but this guy refused to admit it. It was said that he downloaded short movies in the Internet cafe that day and poisoned the Internet cafe's server. He was chased by the Internet cafe owner. Three streets.

Lin Xu asked:

"Now that Zhang Guoan is the security manager, is he still so fierce?"

Li Yu shook his head and briefly talked about Zhang Guoan's last failed marriage:

"He finally broke off the engagement and seemed to have lost some money, but he finally got rid of the garbage man. Now he is very happy. He has bought a new car and has a girlfriend who likes Hanfu. She surrounds him with food and drink every day. He is very happy."

Shen Jiayue muttered:

"There are some women who have no skills, but spend all day long trying to get men to spend money on themselves, and they even call it gold coins, which makes my blood pressure rise."

Mu Guiying asked:

"Sister Yueyue, have you ever PUAd Boss Lin?"

"No, how dare you? When he just graduated, he failed to find a job, and suddenly he opened a small noodle shop on Yingchun Street. He couldn't even afford a waiter. Every time I went to eat in his shop, I always bought the Porsche, Ferrari and Lamborghini at home. He didn’t even dare to open the TV, for fear of hurting his pride.”

Mu Guiying: "..."

I understand the truth, but why do I feel like you are showing off your wealth?

After Shen Jiayue finished speaking, she asked Zhou Ruotong:

"Teacher Zhou, have you ever PUAd with Boss Li?"

Zhou Ruotong was eating oranges and said with a smile:

"No need. If he's unhappy, I'll just beat him up."

When Lu Bu heard this, he secretly laughed for a while, then wiped his mouth and came to rescue Li Yu:

"Brother Xian, Lao Zhang asked you to appoint a god who is responsible for swearing. From now on, all oaths taken by the people will be under the control of this god. Other gods will not have to worry about this."

Li Yu scratched his head and looked at Yunxiao who had just washed a basket of fruits:

"Are there gods in charge of oaths in the three realms?"

Yunxiao shook his head:

"No, Chinese gods have multiple responsibilities. Any god can pray for peace, health, luck, wealth, blessings, etc. Unlike Western gods, each god has its own role and is relatively independent of each other."

Historically, the gods in China also had single powers, but the involution among the gods was too serious, and more and more powers were conferred by the people. In the end, everyone was a generalist, and the gods with single powers were eliminated.

As the saying goes, China does not cultivate idle gods, this is what it means.

Yunxiao continued:

"Oaths are not a category at all. Even when it comes to contracts, there is no dedicated god in charge. After the Ming Dynasty, Yue Fei also served as the God of Contracts, but his main job is still the Jingmo Emperor of the Three Realms."

Now that Yue Fei is still a teenager, naturally he cannot be canonized as the God of Oaths. Moreover, such an awesome marshal only takes charge of other people's oaths, which is overkill.

Li Yu didn't know much about gods, so he asked Yunxiao:

"Who do you think is more suitable to be in charge?"

Yunxiao was also in some trouble. The deity in charge of the oath must be fair and impartial, and his ears must not be soft. If the person who violates the oath is let off with just a few words of begging for mercy, the entire system will collapse immediately, and the deterrent power will be greatly reduced.

Soft ears and a tendency to be hot-headed are the main characteristics of Jie Jiaoxian.

Therefore, fellow disciples, brothers and sisters, are not qualified for the job.

Among the next generation of disciples, Wen Zhong is an upright and fair man, so he can hold this position, but now that he is the Grand Master of the Great Shang, he has not yet taken charge of the Heavenly Court Thunder Department, so naturally he cannot be appointed in advance.

Mu Guiying asked:

"Sister Qiongxiao, can't you?"

"She is suitable to be the god of mischief or mischief. Forget about contracts and oaths, they will be broken by her."

"Where's Sister Bixiao?"

"No way, I'll be addicted to games all day long, and I can only be the god of e-sports."

Li Yu originally wanted to recommend two sisters-in-law, but he immediately gave up the idea after hearing this.

Lin Xu and Shen Jiayue listened to everyone's discussion and found it very novel. They wanted to help with some ideas, but they didn't know who to choose.

Yunxiao frowned and thought for a while, then came up with an idea:

"I do have a more suitable candidate, but I need to go back and discuss it."

Li Yu asked:

"Who is it?"

"Jieyun."

Everyone was stunned when they heard the name:

"Is there such a god in the Investiture of the Gods?"

Yunxiao explained:

"Jieyun is a cloud in charge of thunder tribulation, which is part of the Heavenly Dao, but according to my observation, it seems to have gotten rid of the Heavenly Dao's control. Now it develops on its own. When it detects someone upgrading, it will fly over and use the tribulation thunder to baptize the person who is undergoing the tribulation. If they can survive, they will succeed, and if they can't, they will fail... Let Jieyun take charge of the oath, and there is no need to worry about it being partial or unable to fulfill the oath. It is a very good choice."

This proposal made Li Yu's eyes light up. If the oath is linked to the heavenly tribulation, it will not only make the oath-taker more cautious, but also when the oath is violated, the rolling thunder will suddenly appear, which will also have a deterrent effect.

Although it only killed one person, Jieyun can make millions of people in a certain area tremble with fear, and its deterrence is absolutely at the MAX level.

Zhou Ruotong was a little worried:

"Jieyun is born from the will of the Heavenly Dao. If it merges with the Heavenly Dao after gaining power, it will increase the difficulty of Dao Ge's control... We have to find a way to let people supervise it, and we can't let Jieyun do whatever he wants."

Yunxiao thought about it and recommended a candidate:

"What do you think of Fairy Caiyun?"

Fairy Caiyun is the follower of the Three Xiaos, or the follower of the Three Xiaos. When she lived on the Three Immortals Island in the past, it seemed that the three sisters Yunxiao, Qiongxiao and Bixiao lived on the surface, but Hanzhixian, who was in charge of the wind bag, and Fairy Caiyun were also on the island.

Fairy Caiyun is a relatively tragic fairy in the Conferred Gods. She was clearly on the Conferred Gods List, but her name was not included in the final Conferred Gods.

Although the author forgot it, without a divine position, she could not enjoy the offerings of the human world.

Yunxiao felt that he could give Fairy Caiyun some compensation in this regard so that she could better participate in human affairs.

Fairy Caiyun is the companion cloud of the Three Sky Gods. She became a fairy later, but she dared to sneak attack Yuanshi Tianzun from behind, showing the courage of a newborn calf that is not afraid of a tiger.

Li Shimin, who had been secretly eating fruit nearby, asked a very crucial question:

"Fourth Master, can Fairy Caiyun suppress Jieyun?"

Yunxiao said:

"Caiyun is my person, Jieyun knows what to do."

It doesn't matter whether Jieyun is afraid of Caiyun, as long as it is afraid of Yunxiao who dares to beat up Tiandao.

Since the candidates have been determined, Li Yu said:

"I will let Brother Dao inform the emperors of all worlds now, and enthrone Jieyun as the oath of heaven and earth, and enthrone Fairy Caiyun as the oath reward and punishment envoy."

Mu Guiying chuckled:

"Oh, I, the little emperor of the human world, have to exercise the emperor's authority again, sister Yueyue, how about I enthrone you as the god of air fryers?"

Shen Jiayue was a little tempted, but thinking that the world in the book is not peaceful now, she shook her head and said:

"Forget it, wait until the great catastrophe in it is over, then you can enthrone... But this god of air fryers is a bit one-sided, it should be the god of small appliances, I have a lot of experience in the application of various small appliances that gather dust."

"That's great, I will learn more from sister Yueyue in the future."

The two flattered for a while, and Mu Guiying went back to enthrone Fairy Caiyun and Jieyun.

As soon as he returned to the camp of Weizhou, Luobao Jinqian suddenly woke up, and then was confused by Dundun's 10 million luck points, flapping his wings and acting crazy in the air.

Just as Mu Guiying was about to help, a pair of yin and yang fish suddenly appeared around Luobao Jinqian, and then the figure of Taijitu appeared, put Luobao Jinqian into the picture, and then sent it out again.

With this back and forth, Luobao Jinqian's drunken state disappeared, and three pairs of wings appeared and flew around, with lines of text flashing on the surface:

"Boss Tu, I actually stayed in your belly for a year?"

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"You didn't do anything to me? I'm innocent."

"Boss Tu, I feel that you have become stronger. Tell me, did you secretly go to cram school?"

"..."

The Taijitu ignored it, opened a time and space channel, and returned to the Lion Camel Ridge in the Journey to the West world to help everyone decompose various meats.

Mu Guiying grabbed the fallen treasure money and asked:

"How does it feel to have 10 million luck points added to your body?"

"I feel dizzy, as if I drank three kilograms of fake wine. Fortunately, Boss Tu arrived in time and let me absorb the luck points with peace of mind."

After the two little fat guys finished their conversation, Mu Guiying began to prepare offerings in the military camp, intending to put on the dragon robe and start the canonization.

At the same time, in the Conferred God World, Zishou received a notice and was also preparing for the canonization.

Yunxiao returned from the real world and found Fairy Caiyun who stayed in Chaoge City:

"Do you want to take power?"

Fairy Caiyun nodded heavily:

"Yes, I want to...My queen, what can I do? Can I be a god of war?"

Yunxiao: "..."

Girl, can you be more practical?

"My husband plans to let you take charge of the oath. You and Jieyun will work together. If someone breaks the oath after taking it, they will be punished according to the level of the oath. The punishment should be made louder. At the same time, we should pay attention to identification. If someone forces others to sell their children or kill people for money in the form of taking an oath, then the punishment will be transferred to the coercer."

Hearing this, Fairy Caiyun's interest was aroused:

"My queen, can we punish bad people?"

"Not for the time being. The army in the Three Kingdoms world will take a collective oath next. You and Jieyun should rush over and make some noise when they take the oath."

Fairy Caiyun spread her hands:

"I am not Daluo, so I can't go to the Three Kingdoms world."

"I will send you to the Wahuang Palace later and open a palace for you to be responsible for the punishment of various worlds. If you feel bored, you can also draw from the people. Several people with good moral character will help. You can discuss the specific selection with Zhang Daoling, who is the internal affairs director of the Wa Palace. "

Hearing the three words Wa Palace, Fairy Caiyun's eyes were as big as copper bells:

"No way, I can go to the Wa Palace to work?"

Yunxiao nodded, adjusted the girl's head crown and said:

"From now on, you will be the official fairy of the Wa Palace. You must pay attention to your image and don't bring discredit to our Sanxian Island. If you are wronged or bullied, tell me and I will support you."

Fairy Caiyun nodded heavily, then took out her magic weapon and poked her eyes:

"Don't worry, my queen, I am not a vegetarian either. If anyone dares to mess around, I will take the initiative and blind his eyes!"

This girl dared to sneak attack even Yuanshi Tianzun, so other fairies are naturally not afraid.

At this moment, Qiongxiao and Bixiao were both helping in the Journey to the West world. Fairy Caiyun said goodbye to Han Zhixian, who was also not a Daluo. Yunxiao felt that the two of them were quite compatible, so he said:

"Hanhan, go too, and be responsible for blowing wind for the wind turbines in each world. Don't blow too much wind, just enough to generate electricity normally. I will ask the emperors of each world to make you the wind god of the world later."

Han Zhixian was very happy:

"I accidentally got the establishment of the Wa Palace. My queen, if I want to continue reading the book written by the Guiling Holy Mother, can I come back?"

"The Wa Palace has a holiday, you can come whenever you want."

In this way, the Wa Palace has two more chattering little girls, one in charge of wind and the other in charge of thunder.

When choosing the palace style, the two did not choose the conventional traditional Chinese palace, but chose a cute princess castle, and made it pink, making the old mother think that a kindergarten was opened at home.

After sending Fairy Caiyun and Fairy Hanzhi to the Wa Palace, Yunxiao chatted with his old mother for a while, and then crossed the Lion Camel Ridge in the Journey to the West world in one step.

At this time, all the meat had been cut up, and everyone took out their space magic weapons and packed all the meat for easy transportation.

In order to marinate the meat, Erlang Shen also collected salt from the plateau and piled it into a salt mountain.

Now that the meat has been marinated, there is still a lot of salt left. Erlang Shen directly purified the salt and sent it to the Hedong Salt Pond, asking the workers there to package it and put it on the market.

At this time, Kong Xuan drove the Peacock King Jinshen and began to purify the Yin Qi of Lion Camel Ridge. All the Ten Kings of Hell came to offer their courtesy, fearing that they would anger Xuandu.

Wei Tuo dismantled all the formations of Lion Camel Ridge and changed the landform to make it more suitable for farming.

After doing this, he and Nezha said goodbye to everyone and prepared to return to Lingshan.

Xuandu said:

"This operation was very successful. I will launch similar operations next. You should be prepared...Junior Brother Jiang Shang, guide more souls to the Conferred God Platform. The purpose is to only admit poor students with less than 20 points. The worse the performance, the more they should be sent to the Heavenly Court for transformation."

When King Pingdeng heard this, he raised his hand weakly:

"Master, we have many similar seed-level players in the underworld. If Jiang Taigong can't gather enough, we can also contribute."

The lower levels of the underworld are all kinds of souls that are worse than animals. If they are sent to the Heavenly Court, it is like pouring a basin of ink into a water tank.

By then, eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, and smoking may become the norm in the Heavenly Court.

Xuandu thinks this is indeed a good idea:

"Junior Brother Jiang Shang, lower the admission score to less than 10 points. If there are not enough people, guide souls from the underworld to the list."

Everyone was dazed when they heard it.

It is said that it is not easy to learn well, but it is easy to learn bad things. The master has only been in the real world for two days. Why does he have so many bad ideas?

At the same time, in the Three Kingdoms world.

Guo Jia was bragging about his experiences in the real world to Xun Yu, Tian Feng and others:

"I didn't expect the great wizard to be so simple. If I wasn't worried about being punished by the queen, I would even want to lie to him... But as an upright and motivated young man, I naturally wouldn't really lie to him. I just did my best to teach him a lot of little tricks in life. After all, we lived in the same room for those two days, so we were roommates. I had to help him when I could."

Tian Feng said with some worry:

"Don't lead the great wizard into a ditch. If he makes any mistakes, he can't even afford to sell you."

Guo Jia smiled confidently:

"The great wizard Xuandu is the strongest in all aspects, but he has experienced too little human affairs. Besides, no matter where he is, his mother will take care of him, so he will definitely not go astray."

Xun Yu sighed:

"Hearing you say this, I am also itching to accumulate enough merits to exchange for the opportunity to go to the real world... By the way, I just received a report from the front line that Zhang He stationed in Xuzhou has connected with Cao Cao's army. How long do you think Zhang He can hold out?"

Tian Feng took out the map of Xuzhou and looked at it, frowning and said:

"Both sides are very cautious. They should be in a state of confrontation at the beginning. Once Meng De receives the news that Yanzhou has been occupied, he will definitely withdraw his troops... In order to prevent Zhang He from pursuing in the chaos, Meng De will most likely set up a strategy to sneak attack, defeat Zhang He, and then withdraw his entire army to Yanzhou."

Xun Yu nodded:

"I have notified Zhang He to do it. Be prepared, and let him do more reconnaissance... Fengxiao, what do you think? "

Guo Jia glanced at the map, and suddenly pointed to the area of ​​Yuzhou Peiguo and said:

"If I were Ah Man, I would not go back after receiving the news that Yanzhou was occupied, and would directly enter from Peiguo, seize Yuzhou, and return to my hometown Qiao County to develop... He was frightened by the imperial army several times. Instead of facing the imperial army, it is better to kill Yuan Shu directly. What do you think? "

Xun Yu and Tian Feng looked at the situation on the map, don't say it, it's really possible...

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