Chapter 1050 A Monk Becomes a Buddha!
"If you love her, give her twelve hours and the most beautiful stars."
The fat man floated around alone in the courtyard of the small temple, like a fat and worried ghost, with a wave of sadness, which affected the warm atmosphere originally created by the monks in the courtyard. After all, the fat man His soul is already very powerful, and now it seems that there is a trend of developing into a resentful soul. This change is likely to be the ghost king level.
Of course, the monk and Buddha are not worried about this. If the fat man can really play himself into a ghost king, then the fat man can just find a piece of tofu and kill himself. However, the soul has a greater impact on the radiation of the surrounding environment. Once the fat man is in a mood No, the surrounding environment will respond accordingly.
In the morning, the monk came to the yard to water the flowers as usual. He looked at the fat man in the yard and said with a smile:
"Amitabha, why are you so angry?"
The fat man floated in front of the monk, twisted his face, and said: "It's hard to describe. It's like two people are very thirsty and don't have any water to drink. Then your friend suddenly found water and drank one glass and poured another glass. It was extravagant and wasteful, but you just I can watch helplessly from the side.”
"Didn't you secretly follow Dabai to Chengdu yesterday?" The monk was stunned for a moment, then seemed to understand something and said, "It turns out that he was stimulated."
"Damn it, monk, I didn't tell you bad things about Dabai. Did this guy ask you for two drops of blood before he left?" the fat man asked.
"Yeah." The monk nodded.
"He used it to pick up girls and threw it on the ground. He didn't even have to spend any money to buy it. It's really like picking up a chick. It feels like inviting a girl to eat spicy hotpot."
"It doesn't matter, as long as he is happy with it, he really needs to be happy." The monk did not say anything, that is, since Su Bai has suffered so much and endured so much torture, he can indeed Choose to be happy.
As for the use of those two drops of essence and blood, the monk didn't care.
"They came all the way from the United States to find him, but you know what happened? He didn't even pay for the apartment. The girl paid for it. After the girl rented the apartment, he went straight into the room to take a shower."
The fat man beat his chest and stamped his feet, feeling completely unbalanced.
"It's a pity that the female psychiatrist doesn't have any sisters anymore."
"Logically speaking, you shouldn't be so resentful." The monk looked at the fat man and continued to water the flowers.
"The most important thing is that they stayed in the bedroom for twelve hours. Do you know what this means?" The fat man became more and more angry as he thought about it. "And they actually blocked me out. They were friendly with me before. , but when I was doing business, I was directly isolated from a ten-mile radius, and I couldn’t break through his aura and restrictions, which was so annoying!”
"Are you afraid of being beaten?" The monk didn't believe that the barrier Su Bai randomly arranged could stop Fatty, but Fatty himself didn't dare to go too far, for fear of irritating Su Bai and getting beaten up.
Before that incident, a man was a beast, irrational, but after that incident he became a saint, with no desires or desires. The monk has never experienced anything between men and women, but he is a well-trained human being and knows everything he needs to know.
"The woman's breath was still flowing when she came out. One look at it and it was clear that Dabai was afraid that she would be in pain and couldn't bear it, so he used his own power to nourish her body while staying here for twelve hours." The fat man spat viciously on the ground. Spit, of course there was no saliva coming out in the soul state, but he just did this action, "Shameless, who has the nerve to say that he is sexually indifferent, for twelve hours!"
Fatty, I'm such a bad person. When he and his girl were having sex, Fatty really wanted to give him a Hundred Ghosts Night Walk and add fuel to his fire. "
"You were still afraid of being beaten, so you didn't do it?" The monk decisively added the blow.
"..." Fatty.
"When did you break through to a high level?" The monk began to ask about business.
"It's almost time. I already broke through in the last story world, but it was unstable because I relied on several other formation mages to pass on their power to me to force a breakthrough, and then it fell back again," Fatty said.
"How are you preparing for the sermon?"
"I'm not ready yet. I still need some time. It's still early."
"It's better not to be in a hurry. You just can't be in a hurry about this matter." The monk sighed, "A person with Dabai's character has endured for so long for the most perfect enlightenment."
"Monk, if you continue to water the flowers like this, I'm really afraid that you will suddenly turn into a human body one day."
"The Buddha can cut meat and feed it to the eagles, but what does it mean for this poor monk?" The monk seemed very free and easy, "What's more, how much energy does your soul absorb from me every day? These flowers and plants of this poor monk have changed. It must be a little wilted.”
"Thanks to you, monk, I don't dare to suck other people's fat men, for fear of being turned into a puppet in the end." The fat man floated in front of the monk again, made a cute expression, and said: "I'm cuter than those flowers and plants, right? ?”
The monk said nothing, silence was the best answer.
Buddha came back from outside at this time, and there were still some traces of stream water on his body. He must have taken a bath in the stream just after practicing.
He picked off a petal, put it in his mouth and chewed it gently.
"Okay, now everyone in the temple is drinking your blood and eating your flesh." The fat man shook his head, then slowly floated to the Buddha's side and asked: "Lord Buddha, tell me, you Didn’t you use your state of mind to advance to the advanced audience level last time? You’ve also been a Fei for a while, and you’ve even smoked that thing, so your boyish body must have been broken, right?”
Since he was temporarily inhumane, Fatty has become particularly sensitive to this matter. With Su Bai's twelve hours of experience, Fatty is extremely eager to regain some confidence and gain some satisfaction. Of course, find two monks, It is indeed a bit shameless to get this satisfaction from them.
Buddha took out the hatchet and began to sharpen it. He did not use a whetstone to sharpen the knife, but directly used the palm of his hand to sharpen the knife. Demonic flames rose up like flames in a furnace.
This demon flame has natural restraint on the soul body. The fat man smiled sarcastically and could only run away cowardly.
The daily life in the small temple is still so peaceful and harmonious. Everyone has lived in Lao Fang's house in Shanghai for a long time, so they have developed the same habits in how they get along with each other.
The little guy was sitting on the bed in the bedroom watching cartoons. Ji Xiang was held in his arms. One person and one cat were very harmonious.
The fat man couldn't tease the monk and Buddha. At this time, he actually floated into the bedroom to tease the little guy. Of course, there was actually another person in the small temple, and that was Xun'er, but the fat man didn't regard Xun'er as his own. , and it’s really not convenient for Xun’er to bother him at this time.
"Xiaoxuan, your godfather is here to see you."
The fat man's soul floated in. Ji Xiang glanced at the fat man and remained indifferent.
The little guy was very proud and jumped on the fat man's body.
The fat man's soul has become substantial. It feels soft to the touch, like marshmallows. The little guy likes it very much.
"Hey, be good." The fat man was really nice to the little guy. As the fat man said, he might not have the chance to leave anything behind, which is equivalent to treating Su Bai's child as his own.
The most important thing is that Fatty now finds that he seems to have lost the ability to save seeds, which is the most annoying thing.
"Be good, Xiaoxuan, do you know that your father has found a stepmother for you? Just like the queen in Snow White, your father will not like you in the future, and they will have their own children."
This joke seems to be played on children by every relative and friend.
But the little guy didn't seem to care, as if he didn't understand, and continued to watch his own animation while clinging to the fat man's spirit.
But Fatty believes that the little guy can definitely understand it. Even though he is just a child or even an infant, the wisdom and perception of the soul boy are unimaginable by ordinary people.
"You really don't care?" The fat man started to fan the flames again.
Ji Xiang on one side opened his mouth as if yawning.
The little guy continued to watch the anime and danced along with the anime plot from time to time.
Fatty felt so lost, like a deflated balloon, and his spirit was also a little sluggish.
The little guy looked at the fat man in surprise, as if he thought his originally comfortable mattress was leaking air.
"It would be great if you were really my son. You would be so considerate. You wouldn't even care if your own father went out to find a woman." The fat man said to himself. He found that he could not compare with Su Bai in any aspect except being fat.
The little guy seemed to understand what he said and shook his head.
The fat man was even more hurt.
At this time, two old people were walking on the hillside outside to support each other. The old lady supported the old man. The two seemed not in good health, but they were still very healthy mentally.
The monk put down the kettle in his hand,
The fat man's soul also immediately expanded.
Even Buddha, who was sharpening his knife, stopped moving.
"Old man, am I right? This temple was just built. It must not have existed before."
"It's really, really a new temple."
The old man and the old man continued to walk up. What they didn't know was that there were three people in the small temple who had been watching them.
When the two elders walked to the door of the small temple, the old man and the old lady clasped their hands together very seriously.
"Amitabha."
This is a Buddhist believer.
The monk looked at Buddha on one side. Buddha smiled and indicated that he was not ready.
The fat man in the room was a little discouraged because Mao was not a Taoist believer.
The monk adjusted his clothes and did not go out to greet him.
Instead, he walked to the Buddha statue,
There are people worshiping in the temple,
What do you worship?
It's Buddha.
There are no monks in the temple;
There is only Buddha,
they come,
It’s to worship me.
The monk's body was filled with layers of golden light.
Someone comes to worship Buddha.
Then he will become a Buddha.
There is no Buddha in the world. The Buddha said that all living beings are suffering. If all living beings need a Buddha, there will be a Buddha. If all living beings do not need a Buddha, there will be no Buddha. This is the true Buddha.
What does the monk put his hands together?
Dharma is solemn,
In an instant,
Buddha's light flourishes,
The sound of Sanskrit floats,
today,
A poor monk becomes a Buddha,
Promise!