Deadpool vs Cassandra!

"Shit! Where's the doctor?! Come out and save us!"

Cowboy Deadpool looks fucked.

Then, Cassandra used telekinesis to grab him without any resistance and smashed him into the cabinet, with glass shards all over the floor.

"Don't kill me, don't kill me, please don't kill me!"

The cowardly Deadpool ran away in fear.

But the scattered glass fragments on the ground came into play at this time, directly piercing the cowardly Deadpool's heart.

Puff, puff—

Streams of blood foam gushed out from the Cowardly Deadpool's body. He fell to the ground, his body twitching.

"Bitch! Eat your grandpa Deadpool's big kumba!"

In the golden age, Deadpool drew out the rapier from behind and slashed down with one blow.

But this sneak attack method was obviously ineffective against Cassandra.

Snap——

With an invisible and powerful slap, Deadpool of the Golden Age was pressed to the ground and turned from a three-dimensional creature into a two-dimensional flat man.

However, Deadpool's "efforts" in the golden age were not in vain.

Use him as the main force to attract Cassandra.

Ronin Deadpool and Ninja Deadpool teamed up, slashing from the left and right, as if they were preparing to cut Cassandra in half.

Clang——

The handle vibrates.

Cassandra's mouth curled up.

"Ninjas and samurai?"

The two men didn't speak.

He drew out his knife immediately and chopped dozens of times in succession, as fast as lightning.

The power of swordsmanship that can split bullets has increased by more than one level after being trained in a specific profession.

Unfortunately, they were dealing with Cassandra.

Bang, bang, bang——

The knife strikes hit the mental barrier a few centimeters away from Cassandra, but did not cause any damage to her. Instead, it made Ronin Deadpool and Ninja Deadpool's hands numb.

However, these two guys are completely different from other Deadpools who like to talk bad.

A normal Deadpool would often use the shortest time, fastest speaking speed, and most despicable tone to provoke the anger of his enemies.

But Ninja Deadpool and Ronin Deadpool are just the opposite, they only want to chop people.

Seeing that the two were silent, Cassandra blew gently.

Just a breath.

It was like an eight-force gale that blew Ninja Deadpool and Ronin Deadpool hundreds of meters into the sky.

The Deadpools don't like force eight gales, but on the contrary they like them very much.

"Hou Lixie! I hate women with bad breath!"

"Brother, I feel like your mouth stinks more than hers."

Eye-patch Deadpool couldn't help but complain.

“Do I stink?”

Deadpool opened his mouth and spewed out a breath of corpse gas. Fortunately, the glass cover blocked all the corpse gas inside, allowing Deadpool to enjoy the taste of the stale corpse gas alone.

Deadpool didn't take it seriously, he was used to it.

A bunch of Deadpools around were disgusted and chose to take a detour.

"Hey, you are discriminating against me! Also, brother over there, can you let me taste your broken leg? I'm a little hungry..."

The dead head was drooling with greed.

Since coming to the void, it has not eaten meat for a long time.

When I was in the zombie universe before, I could at least pick up some scraps on the roadside to chew on.

But in the land of nothingness, everyone around him is fucking immortal Deadpool.

For a zombie, getting a group of immortal humans is definitely a dream come true.

However, the premise is that this group of immortals is not Deadpool.

These damn bastards would just happily cut off a hand and throw it in front of him, and then when Deadpool tried his best to roll over to eat a bite of meat, they would kick their severed hand away.

They would rather use this hand to feed the dog than to fill their own stomachs!

Fuck!

I hate Deadpool!

Deadpool couldn't help but curse.

Because a dog Deadpool took away the severed leg he wanted to chew and gave it to the unknown Deadpool whose leg was previously cut off by Cassandra's telekinesis.

Dog Deadpool tilted his head.

He stuck out his tongue and licked the glass cover - Deadpool's head was imprisoned in this transparent glass cover.

There is some transparent liquid of unknown ingredients inside. Deadpool can not only breathe normally in it, but even opening his mouth to speak has no effect.

Of course, this may also be to fill Deadpool's brain with water so that he doesn't think about eating human flesh all day long - although at present, there is not much effect.

He still frequently muttered about cannibalism.

If he wasn't the one with only one head left, Deadpool would probably want to eat him up.

"Hey! Little dog, stop licking. Come here and let me take a bite, just one bite..."

"I've heard from Orientals that dog meat is one of the most delicious meats in the world. I think it will definitely help me offset the desire to eat humans."

Deadpool pleaded with his eyes wide open.

But the dog Deadpool obviously didn't understand what the dead head Deadpool was muttering.

It's just a dog.

So it just kept licking the glass jar, making the whole jar wet, and Deadpool was speechless.

Is this wild dog really Deadpool?!

However, he didn't have time to think about it.

A voice full of joy came.

"Oh~ my baby! You are here!"

Well, not wild dogs.

It's a domestic dog.

Look at the sunny boy with a silly smile on his face holding his dog Deadpool with a big smile on his face.

Deadpool was stunned.

"Where the hell did this ugly Deadpool come from?!"

Deadpool cursed.

The kind-hearted Deadpool, the only one who was not disfigured and could show his face openly, picked up his dog and played with it for a while, after making sure that the dog was not hurt.

Then he lowered his head and happened to see Deadpool at his feet.

Looking at the glass jar covered with puppy's saliva.

Kind Deadpool quickly squatted down and put down the dog Deadpool.

"I'm sorry sir, my puppy has been a bit naughty, I'll clean it up for you right away."

As he said that, the kindhearted Deadpool prepared to take out some tissues from the tool kit he carried with him and was ready to wipe the glass jar of Dead Head Deadpool clean.

However, before he could reach out and pick up the glass jar.

thump--

A figure rushed out and smashed the glass jar on the ground away.

"This bitch is really strong!"

Deadpool struggled a few times and stood up again, holding on to the wall.

As soon as he and Wolverine landed, they saw Cassandra rip out Mr. Paradox's head with one hand.

Deadpool complained a few words about how TVA villains were just background characters all their lives, and then rushed forward following Wolverine.

Even though we can't win, we still have to fight.

Just as the doctor said, wait for a while and resolve everything when he comes back.

Their appearance made Cassandra realize that something was wrong.

But Cassandra didn't take it too seriously.

A guy who only dares to let people like Deadpool and Wolverine take the lead must not be that strong himself.

As for this kind of guy, once she gets the time controller, she will have plenty of time to deal with the guy standing behind Deadpool.

However, what really troubled Cassandra was.

It was this group of Deadpools who appeared out of nowhere and were ready to fight her.

Few of these guys have a normal brain.

At the beginning, Cassandra had to put in a lot of effort to barely get the Deadpools to obey her orders in certain aspects, but that was only true in some specific circumstances.

Deadpool's brain is the most incomprehensible human brain in the entire multiverse.

Even Cassandra, who can see through people's hearts, doesn't want to stay in Deadpool's brain for too long - she's worried that she will go even crazier.

Now, this group of mentally ill Deadpools have set their sights on her.

Although Cassandra doesn't think this group of Deadpools can be her opponents.

However, too many ants can be very annoying.

Just like now.

Hundreds of different Deadpools attacked Cassandra collectively, and they rushed forward one after another like the "human bombs" in the Middle East who carried a piece of cloth on their heads and a backpack to carry out terrorist attacks.

She struggled here for nearly ten minutes, but advanced less than ten meters.

These guys are so annoying.

"Did you inherit your bald head from your brother? Or is everyone in your family bald?"

Click!

A certain Deadpool had his neck broken and fell to the ground.

But he quickly got up again.

"I feel like your dressing style is copying that of Ancient One. Is it because the makeup artist was too lazy to design your outfit..."

Before the Armored Deadpool could finish his words, he was blasted away by Cassandra's telekinesis and crashed into a tall building.

"I've seen your art films on Netflix. They're very artistic. Do you suggest that you make one with Little Wolf Cub? He's made a lot of art films before. Otherwise, he wouldn't be so poor to come back and make a superhero movie..."

Puff——

This time it wasn't Cassandra who moved his hand.

It was Wolverine who did it.

He pierced the chest of the unknown Deadpool with one claw, then picked him up and threw him away.

"Can't you just take care of them?!"

Wolverine couldn't help but speak.

Deadpool, who was knocked away from behind, shook his head.

Deadpool felt like some bricks and rubble had poked into his brain, affecting his visual nerves, so that the world now looked a little blurry.

Of course, it may not be gravel...

However, he still gave the answer immediately: "Sorry, no one can make Deadpool obey!"

After saying that, Deadpool spat out a mouthful of blood foam and the glass shards.

Self-healing ability is activated.

His eyes were blurry, and the overlapping images gradually became clear.

"Hey man, you okay?"

Good Deadpool asked with concern as he picked up his puppy again.

puppy……

Deadpool stared at Good Deadpool, seemingly in a daze.

"Hey man, do you need me to bandage you up?"

The kind-hearted Deadpool saw that he was still in a daze, and thought that his injury had not healed, so he continued to ask him with concern.

"Oh...oh! I'm fine! Bro!"

Deadpool came back to his senses, smiling broadly.

From the first moment I saw your dog, I swear that I will definitely be your brother!

"Brother, do you want to save the world?"

Deadpool looked serious.

"?"

The kind-hearted Deadpool was stunned for a moment.

Save the world?

Does this topic have anything to do with Deadpool?!

It's not that the kind-hearted Deadpool is prejudiced, but he knows very well how weird these parallel universe counterparts of his are.

Save the world?

Destroying the world is more like it.

None of them have normal brains. Some of the things Deadpool did were even more super villainous than super villains - like the four-headed Deadpool who kept muttering about 'his' meat all day long.

"That's right, save the world!" Deadpool nodded, "Cassandra wants to get the Time Controller to destroy the multiverse. As long as we can defeat her, we can save the world, save the multiverse, and become the new Marvel savior!"

"Maybe, we can become a superhero team as great as the Avengers!"

"So, bro, you wanna come with me?"

Deadpool stretched out his hand and extended an invitation to Kind Deadpool.

Even the kind-hearted Deadpool was touched.

He hesitated, then shook Deadpool's hand.

"Can I do it, after all..."

"You can do it, believe in yourself, I believe you can do it too!"

Deadpool put his hands on Good Deadpool's shoulders and cheered him up.

"As long as we work together, we can do it. We... are a team!"

As Deadpool was speaking, he took the puppy in the kind Deadpool's arms into his own hands.

He held the puppy in one hand and held the kind Deadpool in the other.

Then, hug tightly.

The kind-hearted Deadpool seemed to be moved by Deadpool's actions.

He was just about to pat Deadpool on the back to make him use less strength...

Puff, puff, puff——

Good Deadpool's body stiffened.

"Brother! Are you okay? Brother!"

Deadpool patted Kind Deadpool hard.

Cassandra over there didn't want to continue wasting time with a group of Deadpools, so she launched a telekinetic storm on the spot.

Unfortunately, the kind Deadpool was pierced by countless glass and metal fragments and almost became a hedgehog.

Good Deadpool opened his mouth.

Blood kept flowing out of his mouth.

"I...I feel...myself..."

"What about your self-healing ability? When will it take effect?"

Deadpool continued to ask.

Good Deadpool's eyes widened, and he stared at Deadpool: "What do you mean by self-healing?"

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh——

Another wave!

This time, before the kindhearted Deadpool could finish his words, Deadpool hugged the kindhearted Deadpool tightly and cried out in sorrow: "Goodbye, my little angel. I will definitely take good care of your dog for you..."

“Law…Law…”

The kind-hearted Deadpool couldn't swallow his breath.

But Deadpool didn't intend to say anything more. He loosened his hands, and the hedgehog version of the kind Deadpool fell to the ground with fragments all over his back.

Deadpool picked up the puppy and sighed to the camera: "See, this is why I can't team up - I always end up playing Russian roulette with myself."

Then, as if he noticed the audience outside the camera, he whispered, "Wait... don't let Disney know about this!"

"Don't worry, Disney definitely doesn't know!"

The dead head Deadpool on the ground was grunting and tearing the body of kind Deadpool hard.

As long as he eats everything, no one will know about it! (End of this chapter)