Chapter 704: Goose Stewed in an Iron Pot
“I still see Xue’s thoughtfulness.”
Luo Hong nodded in agreement and analyzed: "For the three of us, master asked us to major in speed, defense, and attack respectively. You see, together, don't they make a perfect combination?"
"But for a combination to be strong, the prerequisite is that it must be united and there must be no differences."
"That's for sure."
Jian Xue was very sure: "Master accepted us as his disciples. It turns out he has long-term plans for us. He is so thoughtful and treats us so well."
Then he smiled and said, "Luo Hong, you think deeper and deeper, you are so smart."
One has a delicate mind, the other has a quick mind. The two women are self-righteous, and they praise each other for a business meal.
"It turns out that Master has another deep meaning."
Tao Yaoyao laughed embarrassedly at her recklessness: "I was impulsive." She quickly picked up the basin again.
"You daredevil."
Jian Xue said angrily: "Be careful, Master thinks you are rebellious."
"I don't!"
Tao Yaoyao retorted loudly and yelled at the top of her voice: "Master, my filial piety towards you is a lesson to the world." After that, she kicked the door open and entered the house.
"See Master."
On the bed, Li Congxin looked at Jian Xue, then at Luo Hong, and then at Tao Yaoyao: "Why is there no water in your basin?"
Tao Yaoyao looked embarrassed.
He quickly lowered his head and trotted forward to hug one of Li Congxin's thighs: "Master, I will give you a dry rub."
After a while.
Outside the house, Li Congxin put on a white shirt after washing. At this moment, standing under the rising sun, admiring the scenery of Tianxiang Peak, he became gentle.
The three women stood behind Li Congxin, with beautiful eyes.
Yesterday, the bad old man, whose clothes were torn into strips of cloth and his whole body was dirty, lying on the ground groaning, did not expect that after changing and washing, he would become a completely different person. In front of him, he was clearly an elegant old god.
Wow, they found a treasure!
The only flaw is the master's spirit...
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"Who did it?"
"Who the hell did this!"
Two thunderous roars rang out in the Zongmen Square, and their voices reached Tianxiang Peak.
"Two ancestors, what happened?"
Early in the morning, when I saw Patriarch Ji Le and Patriarch Wo Cao shouting at their necks as if they had eaten gunpowder, a disciple asked with curiosity on his face.
"None of your business."
With nowhere to vent his anger, Patriarch Wocao slapped the disciple away and stuck him against a big pillar.
Immediately, he blew his beard and shouted: "All the spiritual grass on my Youcao Peak was harvested last night. It was so clean that the whole mountain was fucking bald."
"I'm even worse off."
Ancestor Bliss was about to faint with anger: "Last night, some unknown person who killed a thousand swords sneaked into my Bliss Peak and took away all the treasures in my peak. Even the ribbons and lace of my female disciples were gone. "
"No way!"
A disciple was hiding far away, but couldn't help but said: "Are your two cultivations so powerful that you don't even notice it at all?"
"None of your business."
Ancestor Ji Le stretched out his hand and directly sucked the disciple who was a hundred meters away into his hand, slapped the disciple on the ground, and slapped the disciple into the ground.
After a violent meal.
The two old devils yelled at Tianxiang Peak again: "You are so capable. If you have the ability, you can go to Tianqi Peak where the sect master retreats to make a fortune."
Obviously he knew it well.
Very angry, but even more frustrated.
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On Tianxiang Peak.
Li Congxin looked confused: "Who is so evil? The two peak masters were wailing as if their descendants were dead."
The three women held the storage ring in their hands, covering their mouths and laughing softly.
Who do you think is so bad?
We have all guessed it, Master, you are still pretending. Hehe, but those two old guys have no evidence anyway. Even if they have evidence, they can't beat you, Master.
He deserves it. Who told him to bully me, Tianxiang Peak?
But the master is so awesome. He accepted them as his disciples last night, and even took the time to go to Bliss Peak and Youcao Peak to sweep them. He is a master of time management!
"Don't you guys have breakfast?" Li Congxin touched his growling stomach.
"Master, are you hungry?"
The three women said in unison, Jianxue said: "Disciple will prepare food for you right now."
"Need not."
Li Congxin waved his sleeves domineeringly: "Go find a big iron pot."
Since all the disciples were taken in by himself, Li Congxin decided to fulfill his responsibility as a master and raise them until they were fat and healthy. Besides, it would be nice to have a few pretty girls hanging around my knees from now on.
Soon, Tao Yaoyao found a large iron pot, and Jian Xue and Luo Hong brought buckets of water.
Soon after, the three women looked at Li Congxin nervously.
No way!
No way!
Really not!
A fire was lit and a pot of boiling water was boiled. At this moment, Li Congxin was seen holding the big white goose by its neck, without even plucking the feathers, and threw the goose into the pot with a pop.
"You heartless."
The big white goose jumped into the pot and cursed: "You are really boiling me." It turned over in the boiling water.
"Master, it's so delicious!"
Tao Yaoyao couldn't bear to see the snow fall and turn red.
And they don’t even pluck out their hair, which is too much like drinking blood from their hair. Their lives are still very delicate.
"Although this goose has a bad mouth, it is otherwise very good. Master, you and it fall in love and kill each other. Are you really going to kill it?"
The girls all had small faces and scared faces, and they all knew that Li Congxin had some mental problems. There were not many living creatures on Tianxiang Peak today. He cooked his spiritual pets to eat today, but he had nothing to eat tomorrow, so he wouldn't cook them and eat them too, right?
Who knows.
After cooking for about ten minutes.
The big white goose was still squawking in the pot: "Okay, okay, if you cook it any longer, the little girls won't be able to hold it."
The women burst into sweat.
What does it have to do with them? It's not like they were the ones cooking it, this goose is really tough.
Li Congxin grabbed the goose's head and lifted it out of the pot, then threw it into the grass nearby: "Don't ruin the air and scenery here by shitting."
The big white goose raised its neck and said, "In this department... thin dogs never poop."
"You can hold it in!"
Li Congxin scooped up three bowls of goose soup from the pot, held it in front of the three girls, and suddenly showed a sly smile: "One bowl per person, not a drop left."
Looking at the boiled goose in front of her, Tao Yaoyao saw snow and fell red, and black lines appeared on her forehead.
The goose is still alive, can this be called goose soup?
It was obviously the big goose that had taken a bath in boiling water.
It's over, it's over, Master's spirit is not just a small problem, it's a big problem. But it was the first time for Master to prepare food for them. How could it go against the old man's wishes?
The three women could only pick up the bowl, hold their noses with one hand, close their eyes again, and muster up the courage to drink in one gulp.
Fortunately, although there is no color or smell, it doesn't smell like goose poop either.
"Thank you Master for the goose soup."
"Master did a good job, please don't do it next time."
The three women forced themselves to smile.
soon.
The three people's faces turned red and looked uncomfortable.
"Du! Du—"
Then, the three little girls in front of Li Congxin seemed to have turned into three small pressure cookers, with their faces flushed and white air spurting out from their ears.
"what happened?"
Tao Yaoyao, Jian Xue, and Luo Hong were shocked and quickly covered their ears with both hands.
Poof!
As a result, when they covered their ears, two streaks of nosebleeds spurted out from their noses.
"Mom."
He screamed and quickly covered his nose in panic.
beep! beep--
As a result, the two ears began to spray white air wildly.
"Wow~"
"Master, I'm going to explode."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Several people kept covering their noses and ears, blowing white air from their ears sideways, spurting nosebleeds forward, crying and running hurriedly towards the mountainside.
Then, he jumped into a creek.
At noon, the sun is shining brightly in the sky.
In the clear water, there were three girls. Two were soaking in the stream with their heads up, and one was soaking in the stream with their heads down.
Jian Xue: "It's poisonous. The goose soup cooked by Master is definitely poisonous."
Luo Hong: "Fortunately, after soaking for a long time, the poison finally dissipated."
Tao Yaoyao: "Gulululu." It should be something he said in the water, but he doesn't know exactly what he said.
After a while, the women squirmed a few times like three loaches, and then climbed onto the shore wet.
After soaking for a long time, I finally recovered.
"Have lunch."
As if the time had been stuck, a shout sounded.
I saw the crazy Li Congxin holding a bowl in each hand and another on his head, dancing acrobatically to the creek.
"Master..."
Several people's hearts trembled: "Isn't it just goose soup again?"
"The one in the morning was too bland and didn't taste good."
Li Congxin's face was full of "kindness": "This time I added salt, pepper and cumin, and also added three Dali pills to ensure it tastes great."
By the way, he added: "The silly goose was so greedy that he even drank a few mouthfuls of his own soup."
The three women were stunned.
One minute later.
One person was holding a bowl of goose soup, with eyes begging for mercy and looking like he was crying.
"If you drink this time, we will make dinner for sure."
"Master, you are an expert in this world. You should not do such mundane work that loses your status."
"You are not allowed to do it even once in the future."
After repeated warnings, he drank it all in one gulp as if he were dying of poison.
Three seconds later.
beep! beep--
puff!
This time, white air and nosebleeds were sprayed out from the ears and nose at the same time, and there was no way to stop it.
The three women collapsed on the spot.
I had just climbed ashore, turned around and jumped into the creek again.
"interesting!"
Li Congxin smiled and walked leisurely with his hands behind his back.
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