The Emperor Gave Too Much, the System Is Not Satisfied and Has Turned Black

Chapter 706 Colorful Slanting Sea

Tianxiang Peak.

"Stew my mother, stew my mother again, stew my mother three times a day."

"Where's the one who promised to be with me and love each other? Where's the one who promised to be with me forever? Have you forgotten all about it? Oh~, did you say that? I don't seem to remember clearly. Huh, anyway, you are an old man who forgets his friends after seeing sex. You don't deserve to be my old buddy."

Under the night, an iron pot was set up on the lawn, and a big goose was stewed on a low fire. The big white goose was so bored that it knocked its head on the edge of the pot, staring at it with a pair of round eyes, and kept cursing.

Li Congxin rolled the dumpling wrappers with a rolling pin and threw the dumplings, which were bigger than the dumplings, into the pot, causing splashes of water.

"It's good to be young, you're so energetic."

"It's so bouncing that it really makes my eyes shake up and down."

Looking at the three female disciples who came back happily and chirping, Li Congxin smiled with a look of disrespect on his face: "Come on, come on, let's eat pickled cabbage dumplings cooked in goose soup tonight."

As soon as they saw the goose that had been stewed in the pot for who knows how long, and the huge dumplings, the smiles on the three women's faces suddenly froze, and they couldn't help but shudder.

I know Master means well, but if you eat one of these big goose soup dumplings, your nose will bleed forever.

I feel dizzy when I see the snow. I have been bleeding for the past two days...

"I'm starving."

"Have you forgotten me? Why haven't you come to bring me food?"

At this moment, a sound like an abyssal monster came from the back mountain.

A terrifying aura suddenly enveloped the entire mountain.

Upon hearing this voice, the three women's expressions changed at the same time, and they shouted: "Oh no, I forgot to feed the big monster when I came back."

Li Congxin was even more surprised than his disciples, and said in surprise: "There are still monsters on this mountain?"

"Yes."

Jian Xue said: "To be precise, it is enshrined."

Li Congxin asked: "What monster?"

Jian Xue said: "It's called the Colorful Xianliu Sea."

"What?"

Li Congxin ducked. Fortunately, his ribs were healed, otherwise he would have been thrown into the street again.

Colorful diagonal sea, I still have golden waves. Such a fashionable and unconventional monster name made him seriously surprised: "Why is it called this?"

"I'll speak, I'll speak."

Tao Yaoyao said: "The monster lives in the deep pool in the back mountain, but it has never emerged from the pool. At most, only half of its terrifying head emerged."

"So none of us know what it's really like."

"The monster's head is very strange. It's like a chameleon. It can change colors. Sometimes it appears red, sometimes it's green, sometimes it's yellow..."

"Also, the strand of magic hair on his head just covers one eye and is quite elegant, so we call it Colorful Xianliu Hai."

"I'm starving."

At this time, the monster's voice sounded from the back mountain again: "If you don't come and give me food, I will come out and eat all the old girls, big girls, and little girls in this peak."

"This guy has a loud voice!"

Li Congxin chuckled and said, "But there are not many girls on this peak now. I'm afraid that all of them won't be enough for you to give you a good fuck."

Several women were ashamed.

Luo Hong was a little scared: "Master, that monster is very powerful. We, the peak masters, were unable to suppress it before. Otherwise, we wouldn't have to worship it."

"As a teacher, you don't have to offer anything in the future." Li Congxin waved his sleeves and said loudly: "Unless that thing has a good name that can gain the respect of the teacher."

Holding the rolling pin: "Let's take my teacher to see what the colorful slanting sea bird looks like."

Shortly after.

Back mountain.

In front of a bottomless ancient pool, Li Congxin and three female disciples came here.

Looking at the dark water, Li Congxin looked amused.

Gulu!

A piece of water bubbled up in the dark pool, and a huge head slowly emerged from the water.

"Where's my food?"

Only a small half of the object's head was exposed, and it was purple. The bumpy and horned head had a long, weird purple hair that floated down diagonally, covering one eye.

Li Congxin made a visual inspection and found that the scalp of this thing was half the size of a basketball court.

"Where's my food?"

The monster shouted impatiently towards the shore: "You dare to neglect me, do you slaves want to die?"

Tao Yaoyao quickly took a few steps back when she saw Xue Luohong.

The little half of the monster's head floated out in the water, its posture still a bit coquettish, its bangs floated away with the water, and its other eye briefly saw the light.

"Hey, there's another one standing over there."

He was surprised for a moment, and then quickly gave an order to the women: "My slaves, throw down that old guy first. Although he is skinny, he can at least fill the gap between his teeth."

"Stick between teeth?"

Li Congxin grinned: "Would you believe it? I used feces to make cement to seal your mouth."

The monster was stunned for a moment, then became furious: "It's just food, how dare you disrespect me!"

"Your grandma has legs."

Li Congxin raised his hand and buzzed! The ordinary rolling pin he held in his hand instantly transformed into a shadow of a stick several hundred meters long. "You're a piece of shit."

Straight to the point, he hit the monster on the head with one blow.

"It's ridiculous. I am indestructible, how can you hurt me?"

boom!

"Ouch~"

The rolling pin was smashed down, causing splashes of water, mixed with the sound of the monster being beaten and screaming, and its head was hit and sank into the water.

"Hmm~"

Soon, a huge head emerged from another part of the water.

He said in a deep voice: "Who are you?"

After taking a beating, he discovered that the person who came was definitely not food, but a powerful cultivator. The strange thing was that he didn't notice any breath just now.

"It can really change colors."

Li Congxin's eyes lit up. His head was purple just now, but now it turned red. Even the slanting bangs on his head turned red.

"You don't care who I am."

Li Congxin said: "Anyway, from now on, this place will be under my control, and so will you."

The monster said instinctively: "What about my food?"

"You're a piece of shit."

Li Congxin raised his arm and hit the stick again.

boom!

As the water splashed, the monster yelled again.

"Why did you hit me?"

Soon, an orange head with slanted bangs popped up from another place.

"Since this is my territory, I will of course hit you if I want to."

Li Congxin was reasonable and ordered in an old-fashioned way: "Colorful Xianliu Hai'er, come out of the water quickly and let me see if you are handsome or not."

"Don't even think about it!"

The monster refused directly: "No one can get a glimpse of my true identity."

"I have always been gentle and friendly, and I never force anyone."

Li Congxin spoke decisively and blew his beard: "Okay, if you don't come out, then your grandmother's scalp will never come out again." After that, he raised his arm and slapped the stick towards the pool again. .

"ah!"

Under the shadow of the huge stick and with strange screams, the monster's head was smashed and sank into the water again.

But it was clearly dissatisfied.

"etc!"

The water surface was bubbling, and a big head with yellow hair was about to emerge.

boom!

Without saying a word, Li Congxin slapped her down again. He was reckless and violent.

"Allow me to say something."

boom!

A cyan demon just surfaced and received another blow.

"Do not fight……"

boom!

The green light had just appeared on the water, and Li Congxin had already slapped it down with a stick.

"Grass!"

"Are you being reasonable, you damn old man?"

"I'll beep your mother."

boom!

Just as a wisp of red hair floated out of the water, the super long and huge rolling pin followed suit. This time, the shadow of the stick was a vibrating phantom, and three or four sticks were shot in succession.

Bang bang bang!

Whenever he saw bubbles or water shadows anywhere, Li Congxin would hit them with a violent blow.

finally.

"Is there any more royal method?"

"Is there any heavenly justice?"

Rumble——

Amidst the roar, thousands of huge waves exploded from the water, like pillars supporting the sky. Huge giants stood up from the water, swinging their thick bodies, releasing a majestic aura.

"It's too much. I won't let you say a word."

"Not even given a chance to explain."

"Whack-a-mole?"

The roars seemed to shake the sky, and the monster finally revealed its true form.

"So that's it."

Looking up at the behemoth in front of him, Li Conong heart beat with joy: "You guys are so interesting."

It turns out that it is not a chameleon, but seven ancient strange dragons, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, each one has a different color, and at the same time, there are hairs of different colors floating on the top of their heads.

Not a side bang.

It’s seven slanted bangs.

I thought it was just an individual, but turned out to be a family.

Boom!

The aura released by the seven demonic dragons caused the entire Tianxiang Peak to shake violently. Feeling this power, all the cultivators in the surrounding seventy-two peaks jumped up from their seats.

"The monster in the ancient pool at the back of Tianxiang Peak has been silent for so many years. Is it going to go berserk today?"

"Who is stimulating them? Are you crazy? You don't want to live anymore."

"No one can suppress this thing except the sect master, but now the sect master is in seclusion."

"Go and have a look."

The peak masters of each peak hurriedly flew towards Tianxiang Peak from all directions.

When they arrived at the scene, they saw the huge demonic dragons, each head covered with meatballs as big as a car. The peak masters all twitched at the corners of their mouths.

I go!

This beating was too brutal!

In the pool, there are seven ancient demon dragons with the cultivation level of the God Transformation Stage.

If they take action against this thing, they think no one can take it one on one. But Qi Tiao was beaten into this kind of virtue by Li Congxin alone.

The big-headed baby really fell on the gravel road, and his head was covered with bruises.

The peak masters were shocked again, but they seemed to have just gone berserk.

"Do you really think we are afraid of you?"

"Today, I will tear apart your old bones."

"Old guy, prepare to regret your actions and accept the dark judgment!"

Seven demonic dragons stood half-body on the water, already a thousand meters high. Under the huge aura, they opened their huge mouths one after another, preparing to spit out thunder, fire, ice, frost, thunder and lightning at Li Congxin.

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