Chapter 660 Do You Know Who I Am?

Bai Suzhen's face was shy, and she thought to herself: "No wonder I feel refreshed every time I do that embarrassing thing with officials. It's more refreshing than taking elixir. My cultivation has improved so fast. This 'Myriad Realms Supreme Nine Suns Divine Body' played a role."

Xiaoqing also thought that after returning Ye Qing's "yin and yang fusion" for the first time, her aptitude got a leap forward, and she also believed that it was the credit of Ye Qing's "Private Nine Suns Divine Body".

Tathagata Buddha pondered and said: "It turns out that there are many people in this world who have magical physiques, such as my disciple Jin Chanzi. His body can be eaten by others, and his life can be extended! We are poor in the West. There are no flat peaches or ginseng fruits, and it is only by eating golden cicada stewed potatoes that I can survive until now!"

Now it was Ye Qing's turn to be dazed.

He just made a joke.

I don't want Tathagata Buddha and other gods to really believe.

It seemed that even Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing believed it.

Forget it, just make a mistake!

Ye Qing thought about it, and smiled cheaply: "You also know that my physique is only effective for women, so it is not of much value to you. Most of you are men, even if everyone is gay, and the yin and yang are not harmonious, he is useless .”

Tathagata Buddha shook his head and said, "This is very useful to us!"

Ye Qing wondered: "How can you see that?"

Tathagata Buddha said: "Have you seen the Venerable Guanshiyin?"

Ye Qing said: "I see."

Tathagata Buddha said: "Do you think Venerable Guanyin is beautiful?"

Ye Qing said: "Of course she's beautiful, isn't there a saying 'beautiful like Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva'."

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva blushed.

Tathagata Buddha said: "So, do you want to go to Guanshiyin Bodhisattva?"

Ye Qing violently shook his head: "No! No! No! No!"

Repeat a sentence three times.

It explained the identification of Ye Qing's will.

Tathagata Buddha said: "Why?"

Ye Qing looked at Guanshiyin Bodhisattva and said: "Because I know that Guanshiyin Bodhisattva used to be a man! Guanshiyin Bodhisattva is actually a big guy in women's clothes. I can't afford to offend such a big guy in women's clothes!"

Tathagata Buddha sternly said: "All appearances are illusory. If the appearances you see are not appearances, you will see the Tathagata! The bodies of men and women are nothing more than skin and flesh. The big deal is that we gods will turn into women. That's it! At that time, everyone will line up to mingle with you, everyone's strength will be improved, and this will also promote the prosperity of the Three Realms, which is really a matter of immeasurable merit!"

this……

This was originally very exciting, but a group of male gods also want to undergo sex reassignment surgery to dedicate themselves to Ye Qing, this is very shocking!

"Tathagata Buddha, you wouldn't be so shameless, would you?" Ye Qing felt his teeth ache, "You guys also do such shameless things?"

Tathagata Buddha said: "How can you say it's shameless? In order to prosper the Three Realms, it's okay for you to sacrifice your appearance. What's more, once our sex changes, we gods will be as beautiful as gods, and you will not suffer!"

Ye Qing asked curiously: "What are you going to do?"

Tathagata Buddha said: "You have two choices."

Ye Qing asked: "Which two choices?"

Tathagata Buddha said: "First, if you voluntarily surrender, we will not make things difficult for you. We will build a heavenly palace for you and let you live in it. But you have to receive all kinds of heavenly beauties every day, and become The male gods of beautiful women."

Ye Qing said: "Isn't this just picking up customers? Being a stallion?"

Tathagata Buddha said: "You can understand it this way."

Ye Qing said: "What about the second choice?"

Tathagata Buddha said: "You resisted, and then we surrendered and continued to be a stallion. But there will be no good treatment in this way."

Ye Qing shook his head with a wry smile, and said: "Although I'm lustful, I don't like being a stud. Because it's too low-key. And what I hate the most are women's bigwigs, transgenders, and transsexuals! So you two Choice, I don't even accept it!"

Tathagata Buddha said: "Are you going to fight to the end?"

Ye Qing said awe-inspiringly: "A real man would rather be a piece of jade than a tile, not to mention I'm the only one who sleeps with someone else, how can anyone sleep with me!"

However, Xiaoqing has already gone all out.

Xiaoqing's poisonous tongue almost started.

"And this rubbish Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, who is obviously a man, pretends to be a woman every day to bluff and deceive, saying that he is merciful and merciful, and saves the suffering, but in fact it is all to deceive the common people! It is just to cut leeks!" Xiaoqing criticized Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, "It's just hypocrisy, scum, and scum!"

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is very patient.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was not angry, but said indifferently: "You are a very eloquent little girl. My purple bamboo forest in Luojia Mountain still lacks a dung-picking girl, so you can be her!"

Xiao Qing ignored Guanyin Bodhisattva, but said to Ye Qing: "Officials, even if you are against all the gods and gods, we will always stand by your side! We will live and die together!"

Bai Suzhen nodded heavily and said, "Even if we die together, we will not surrender!"

Ye Qing was moved in his heart, stood up, held Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing's small hands, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, ladies, my husband has already told you that your status is not ordinary, this little scene, If I hadn't played with them, they would all be wiped out if they sneezed."

After pulling Bai Suzhen and Xiao Qing back into the pavilion, Ye Qing walked out of the pavilion.

"Do you know who I am?" Ye Qing looked at the gods all over the sky, like looking at an ant's nest, and said coldly.

Tathagata Buddha said: "We don't know who you are, but we know that you are doomed today!" As Tathagata Buddha said, he said to the surrounding gods, "Which of you would like to test the depth of that fellow?"