Chapter 664 A Day in Bikiniburg

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Bikini Bottom!

It's a brand new day, although this brand new day doesn't look any different from yesterday.

Brother Squid was woken up again.

Brother Squidward's life is a complete tragedy, and there are only two reasons for his tragedy: 1. Becoming a neighbor with SpongeBob SquarePants. 2. Become colleagues with SpongeBob SquarePants.

SpongeBob SquarePants is a yellow cube, and a loud yellow cube at that.

As a Buddhist otaku, what Brother Octopus likes most is silence.

In Brother Squidward's view, the happiest thing in the world is drinking coffee, reading magazines, playing the clarinet and so on at home quietly.

However, this originally simple matter is so difficult for Brother Octopus.

Just because Squidward has a neighbor with a yellow cube named SpongeBob SquarePants.

SpongeBob shows an unusual enthusiasm for Squidward.

Almost every day, Squidward is woken up by SpongeBob SquarePants.

Almost every day, Squidward gets annoyed by SpongeBob SquarePants.

Almost every weekend, Squidward's leisure life is destroyed by SpongeBob SquarePants.

Thinking of all this, Brother Octopus felt his scalp go numb.

But that's not the worst part.

The scariest thing is that SpongeBob SquarePants has a silly friend, a pink starfish named Patrick.

Pai Daxing is also Brother Squidward's neighbor...

Hey, poor Squidward.

No doubt Squidward was bombarded with noise from SpongeBob and Patrick again this morning.

Brother Squid is very annoying.

But what can be done?

Brother Octopus is poor!

I can only live in this ghost place and enjoy this wonderful neighbor.

Brother Squid irritatedly covered his head with a pillow.

Still, SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick's strange laughter reached Squidward's ears.

Squidward.

Hee hee hee!

Brother Octopus, bear with it!

Hahahaha.

Brother Octopus continued to endure.

Hahahaha!

Brother Octopus can't take it anymore!

Suddenly, Brother Squidward got out of bed and opened the window.

"I said, what are you two laughing at in front of my house early in the morning?" Brother Squid opened the window and saw SpongeBob SquarePants and Pai Daxing squatting on the ground, looking at a stone on the ground and giggling. Nobody left.

It's true that mentally ill people have broad thinking, and mentally handicapped children have a lot of fun.

"Yeah, what are we laughing at?" Pai Daxing scratched his head, wondering.

SpongeBob said, "Yeah, we have no reason to laugh."

Pai Daxing said: "Then we won't laugh."

SpongeBob SquarePants said, "I'll listen to you, Patrick."

Then the two weirdos stopped laughing.

They start to be in a daze.

Brother Octopus trembled with anger!

Damn!

You bastard!

Squidward slammed the window shut.

boom!

"Ah!" Brother Octopus screamed.

He looked at his finger, it was red and swollen.

It turned out that Brother Octopus caught himself when he closed the window.

"I knew that once I met these two, I would be unlucky!" Brother Octopus said angrily, blowing his fingers.

Brother Octopus wants to go back to sleep.

However, he had lost all sleep.

When I checked the time, it was not far from work.

The thought of going to work makes Squidward want to die.

The unit where Squidward works is called Krab King Restaurant, which is the most famous restaurant in Bikiniburg.

But there are only three people in this most famous restaurant.

a boss.

The boss is called Crab Boss, and he is a red crab.

The characteristic is that he loves money like his life, and the whole person gets into the eyes of money.

Such a boss is naturally a cruel exploiter.

In addition to the weirdness of SpongeBob SquarePants, they have to work in the Krab King restaurant even if they pay the money. The attitude towards the Krab King restaurant is the same as that of a fanatic seeing Jerusalem.

Nobody else wants to work for Mr. Krabs.

Squidward doesn't want to either.

But Brother Squidward can only work in Krab King.

The former Brother Octopus was also full of pride, fired the squid from Mr. Crab, and went out to wander the rivers and lakes alone. At that time, Brother Octopus thought: With my talent, Brother Octopus, can I still starve to death when I go out?

As a result, Brother Octopus really almost starved to death.

If it weren't for the kindness of SpongeBob SquarePants, Brother Squidward would really starve to death on the street.

After this incident, Brother Octopus also understands himself and has self-knowledge.

He no longer has those wild dreams, but is down-to-earth to do his promising job as a cashier in the Krab King restaurant.

And SpongeBob SquarePants is the chef of the Krab King Restaurant, responsible for making crab roe buns and all kinds of crab roe buns.

In the Krab King restaurant, the cashier Squidward has to face the harsh crab boss and the annoying SpongeBob SquarePants.

awful! awful! awful!

Outside of work, Brother Octopus has to face his former friend, now a successful musician and playboy Shuai Octopus, watching his former friend live a luxurious life of luxury and luxury, and enduring the gap in life.

To be honest, it is already a miracle that Brother Squidward did not commit suicide.

"Hey, I'm Brother Octopus. In order to live, I have to work!" After dressing up, Brother Octopus looked at his slightly decadent self in the mirror and encouraged himself.

But after blowing up, Brother Octopus became more and more listless.

Brother Octopus walked out of the house, ready to go to work.

"I'm ready, I'm ready..." SpongeBob SquarePants appeared out of nowhere like a ghost, looked at Brother Squid excitedly, and walked side by side with Brother Squid, "Brother Octopus, can you be here every day?" What a blessing it is to work at the Krab King restaurant!"

Working in a restaurant where there is no five social insurance and one housing fund, and the boss keeps deducting wages, is it called happiness?

Brother Octopus almost burst into tears from laughter.

But SpongeBob is really, really happy.

In order to be able to work in the Krab King, SpongeBob even gave money to the crab boss.

It is simply the favorite worker of all unscrupulous bosses.

In this way, Boss Crab also fires SpongeBob SquarePants from time to time.

This world is so ridiculous.

Squidward walked towards the Krab King restaurant expressionlessly.

This mood is like going to a grave.

Suddenly, SpongeBob grabbed Brother Squidward.

"Look, look, Brother Squidward, what is that?" SpongeBob SquarePants pointed to the sky.

"It can't be a group of jellyfish, right? I said SpongeBob SquarePants, don't make a fuss if you're fine, okay?" Brother Octopus said, looking up at the sky, and opened his mouth wide in surprise.

Only one human fell down.

Humans about their size.

This is still Bikini Bottom, the first time humans have appeared.

Humans are giants.

And human beings are very bad, they always put many hooks down, and there are all kinds of delicacies on the hooks, and then lure the residents of Beechburg to eat. Once a resident goes to eat it, the hook will take the resident straight out of the sea, and the resident may end up in a can of sardines or something.

In short, human beings are very evil!

But this is the first time they have seen a human being of the same size as them.

"Hello!" The human stood still, and said to Brother Squidward and SpongeBob SquarePants, "My name is Ye Qing, what's your name?"