Chapter 1306 Sketch

As the party's reputation on the Internet exploded, the ratings of Yunqing TV station rose again and again. At ten o'clock,

directly over fifteen percent.

Finally it was Xiao Yunhai's turn to appear. After the host revealed their show's name, the audience immediately burst into overwhelming applause.

Although Xiao Yunhai has only performed three or four sketches since his debut, almost every sketch is a classic. The number of downloads on the Internet alone exceeds 100 million, which shows his popularity.

The sketch started, Xiao Yunhai took a red envelope and took the lead off the stage.

"You're mad at me, you say my daughter-in-law, her father is going to have an appendix operation, such a small operation, he has to force me to give the doctor a big red envelope, I said what age is this, the quality of the doctors is quite high Now, no one is accepting the red envelope. Before he finished speaking, her dad took a rolling pin and gave me a big red envelope. Do you think I will give it or not?" Xiao Yunhai murmured.

In addition to laughter from the audience, some shouted to send, some shouted not to send.

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Xiao Yunhai said: "Send it, the principle is gone, if you don't send it, your life is gone. Yes, life is still important. I will send it, but the bread in the red envelope is not money, but paper."

"puff"

"Hahaha."

"I'll go, I won't give you a red envelope to die, the Emperor Yun is too miserable."

The first paragraph alone made the audience laugh non-stop, and at the same time they understood that this was Xiao Yunhai using sketches to map the reality of doctors receiving red envelopes.

At this time, Zhao Wanqing pushed a wheelchair and walked off the stage.

The crowd applauded.

Zhao Wanqing said to the actor Xiao Jianhua in a wheelchair: "Dad, don't worry, it's fine, the minor surgery will be over in a while. Besides, let me tell you, Shen Teng helped you find the best doctor."

Having said this, she attached to her father's ear and whispered, "We have prepared the red envelope, don't worry."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Yunhai jumped at him and cried out, "Dad, you must hold on, if you have something wrong, I won't be alive anymore."

"I go.

"The audience burst into laughter.

"Emperor Yun is too exaggerated. It's just an appendix surgery, and such a big reaction, hahaha, I'm dying of laughter.\'

Xiao Jianhua, the assistant who played Xiao Yunhai's husband, said: "You can pull it down. You said that when your mother-in-law left."

Zhao Wanqing said dissatisfiedly: "How do you talk, Crow Mouth."

Xiao Jianhua waved his hand and said, "It's okay, if I really can't come out in a while, my surname is Shen, I hope you can keep your word."

Xiao Yunhai licked his tongue, his eyes were a little erratic, and he said, "Dad, I didn't mean that. I thought about my howl, doesn't it seem like our father and I have a good relationship?"

At this time, Huang Bo, who played the doctor, came out wearing a white coat and said, "Come on, push the patient in, and the operation horse will begin."

Several assistant actors pushed Xiao Jianhua in, leaving only Xiao Yunhai, Zhao Wanqing and Huang Bo on the stage.

Zhao Wanqing pulled Xiao Yunhai's clothes and said, "Hey, come here, red envelopes, hurry up."

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Xiao Yunhai said: "No, if you give it to others, they can't ask for it."

Zhao Wanqing said angrily, "How do you know he doesn't want it if you don't give it?"

Xiao Yunhai had no choice but to hand the red envelope to Huang Bo and asked word by word, "Doctor, do you want it?"

"puff"

"Oh, I'll go. Is there such a way to send red envelopes? Yun Huang is really helpless."

The audience burst into laughter.

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Huang Bo looked at Xiao Yunhai, and asked incredulously, "Do you think I can have it?"

"I don't think you can."

"Isn't that over?"

"But someone thinks you can."

Huang Bo waved his hand and said, "Okay, I can understand the feelings of your family members, but the hospital has regulations that don't allow you to accept red envelopes."

Xiao Yunhai said: "You hold it, look at it."

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Huang Bo said: "It's a matter of principle, don't ink it."

Zhao Wanqing immediately became angry when she heard Xiao Yunhai's words, pointed at Xiao Yunhai, and gritted her teeth: "Come here, come, I promise not to shoot you to death."

Xiao Yunhai said: "I said people wouldn't want it, daughter-in-law..."

Xiao Yunhai turned to look at Zhao Wanqing, and found that she was standing on the chair, shaking her hands, and said, "What are you doing, what are you doing?"

"Hahaha." The audience laughed again.

Zhao Wanqing said, "I'll block the camera for you."

Huang Bo said: "Come down, don't block."

Xiao Yunhai said: "Who knows, hurry up and come down. Look at what you did. Dad hasn't arrived yet, so let the psychiatry department take it away."

"Hahaha."

"That line is so interesting."

The three people on the stage played their roles vividly, and the atmosphere of the scene gradually heated up.

Houdi Qiu Ke's only grandson hates the cold ball and knotting skills

Zhao Wanqing snatched the red envelope from Xiao Yunhai and said, "Hey, Doctor Liu, don't be polite to us, we're not a family anyway!"

Afterwards, Qiu Ke, the only grandson, took over the cold ball and a few assistant actors pushed Xiao Jianhua in, leaving only Xiao Yunhai, Zhao Wanqing and Huang Bo on the stage.

Huang Bo took the red envelope on Zhao Wanqing's hand and said, "Yes, we are not a family, but your father is my patient. If you don't have this red envelope, I will also cure him."

Xiao Yunhai stood aside, gave a thumbs up, and said with an expression of admiration: "Well said, Doctor Liu, you have lived up to..."

Zhao Wanqing pushed Xiao Yunhai and said, "Who doesn't have an uncle? Doctor Liu, you see, we are not sensible people, this, all walks of life have their own unspoken rules, you can dive into us. "

"Hahaha."

Dive into us, this line can also be written by Emperor Yun. "

"The three acted so well, they cooperated so well, my stomach hurts from laughing."

The audience laughed and leaned back and forth.

Enemy Keke alone

Zhuang Bin in the audience laughed and said, "It's not easy. Yun Hai and Wan Qing are both world superstars now, and it's really surprising that they can resign themselves to play such a role."

Yao Yuan nodded and said, "Yes. There are many big stars out of our school, but after becoming famous, there are only a few people who can bend down and perform on stage. Yun Hai and Wan Qing are now standing at the top of the entertainment circle pyramid. At the top, in terms of fame, status, and wealth, who can match them. They are still able to return to the stage and perform such sketches, those who rely on their identity should be ashamed."

At this party, Zhuang Bin actually invited a lot of big names from the school to come back to perform, but most of them refused for various reasons such as filming, participating in activities, and shooting advertisements.

In fact, everyone knew in their hearts that they just didn't want to participate in the show.

For them, it should be done well, but if something goes wrong, it's over.

What's more, there is not a penny of the appearance fee, it's good to be able to take the time to come and watch, who wants to do such a thankless thing.

On the other hand, Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Wanqing, one was filming in California, America, and was extremely busy, and the other did not even participate in the three famous international film festivals in Venice, Berlin, and Tokyo. They can still make time for themselves, and the reasons for the others are a joke.

No matter how busy you are, can Xiao Yunhai, the richest man in the world, be busy?

People are really different from each other.

On the stage, Huang Boyi rejected Zhao Wanqing's red envelope righteously.

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Xiao Yunhai said: "Hey! Look at you! I say you don't listen, and the doctor says you don't listen! You have to let others tell you how many times before you can stop!"

After he finished speaking, Xiao Yunhai walked to the other side and said, "Fuck your face!"

"Hahahahaha."

Zhao Wanqing immediately became angry when she heard Xiao Yunhai's words, pointed at Xiao Yunhai, and gritted her teeth and said, "Come here, come, I promise not to shoot you to death."

Xiao Yunhai said very spinelessly: "Don't be delusional, I can't pass."

Zhao Wanqing threatened: "Come here!"

Seeing that the two were quarreling, Huang Bo quickly grabbed Zhao Wanqing and persuaded: "Hey, hey, don't, it's not like the couple."

Xiao Yunhai said with a little guilty conscience: "Let me tell you, this is outside, let's save face for each other."

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Sun Keke's distant enemy Qiu Gugu, the main sailor Huang Bo, looked at Xiao Yunhai, and asked incredulously, "Do you think I can have it?"

Zhao Wanqing said angrily: "Okay, then let me ask you, do you give red envelopes like that?"

"Am I giving it wrong?"

"Do you take a red envelope and ask someone for it? It's you, you want it."

"Then what happened to me, shouldn't I discuss it with others?"

"Did you discuss it when you gave it to your family. You don't want to give it!"

"Is that what I don't want to give? People don't want it at all!"

"You give the law like that, can others ask for it? You are not sincere in what you give." After speaking, Zhao Wanqing slammed the red envelope to the ground.

Xiao Yunhai was also angry, and said, "I'm not sincere?! Ah, I'm not sincere, right?"

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Xiao Yunhai picked up the red envelope angrily, bowed deeply to Huang Bo, and shouted: "Doctor Liu, please accept it!"

Huang Bo said: "Okay, I will accept it."

After speaking, holding the red envelope, he turned around and walked into the operating room.