Chapter 1307 Hilarious

"Pfft."

"Hahaha."

The audience saw Xiao Yunhai staring at the operating room with a bewildered expression, and suddenly burst into the biggest laughter since the beginning of the sketch.

"Hey, I'm going, Huang Bo is so interesting."

"This time, Emperor Yun is a big shame."

The reversal of the scene made everyone burst into laughter.

Feeling that everyone was almost laughing, Xiao Yunhai swallowed, looked at his empty hands, and said, "Am I so sincere in giving it? As for what I took away before I finished speaking?" ;

"Hahaha" The audience laughed again.

Zhao Wanqing put her hands behind her back, walked calmly in front of Xiao Yunhai, patted him on the shoulder, and said with a mocking expression, "You're stupid, you must have been slapped with a loud mouth by reality."

Zhao Wanqing patted Xiao Yunhai's face while talking, and laughed wildly again at the scene.

Xiao Yunhai sat on the chair, turned his head to look at Zhao Wanqing, and said, "I don't have much, I'm just afraid of this mouth, it will slap your dad in the face."

"Hahaha."

Thinking that the red envelope was just a blank piece of paper, not money at all, the audience was overjoyed.

Zhao Wanqing was surprised, as if she didn't understand what Xiao Yunhai meant.

Zhao Wanqing hurriedly covered up: "Ah,

fine. Daughter-in-law, don't worry this time, I'll introduce it to my dad in a while. "

Zhao Wanqing said proudly: "It must be pushed out to me steadily. I tell you, giving a red envelope is a good thing. The doctor really worked hard to perform surgery on you."

He got up and glanced at the operating room, and said softly: "Besides, those reports, medical malpractice, ah, a pair of scissors today, a knife tomorrow, and a cotton ball the last time, why, that's because No red envelopes."

Xiao Yunhai became frightened the more he heard it, and said, "I tell you, this is your personal opinion."

Zhao Wanqing said: "My personal opinion? What is reported in the news, how can it be fake?"

Xiao Yunhai seemed to have lost his strength, leaned back on the chair, and said, "That's over, those who didn't give red envelopes will end up here, if they give them a fake..."

At this point, the biggest contradiction of the sketch has been formed. The two of them laughed out loud almost every time they said a line.

Xiao Yunhai got up and came to Zhao Wanqing, and said, "Daughter-in-law, come and sit. Let's say for example. A patient gave the doctor a red envelope, but what if the red envelope was not money?"

"What, card?"

"For example, it's not a card, it has nothing to do with money."

"What else could it be?"

"For example...is it paper?

"Paper? It's not folded into a thousand paper cranes? Isn't that a funny doctor to play with? What red envelopes are there? Just stuff the patient into the stove and it's over, hehehe... Besides, how can you be so careless? family members, if I want such family members, I will shoot him and me directly."

When the audience heard it, they immediately leaned back and forth with laughter.

Xiao Yunhai immediately got up and patted the door of the operating room, shouting, "Doctor Liu, come out for a while, I'll discuss something with you."

Zhao Wanqing said angrily: "You are crazy, what are you calling, you call him out, and you operate on my dad."

Xiao Yunhai grimaced and said, "Looking at it now, he's not as good as me. You can't go into the stove, Dad."

"Hahaha"

Everyone at the scene laughed.

Zhao Wanqing looked puzzled and asked, "No, wait a minute, what do you mean by coming here for me?"

Xiao Yunhai cried and said, "Daughter-in-law, for example, am I the example?"

"For example, Qian Zhihe." When Zhao Wanqing heard this, she rolled her eyes and fainted.

Xiao Yunhai hurriedly hugged her and called, "Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law."

Zhao Wanqing woke up and shouted, "Doctor Liu, come out first before you attack my dad."

"Yeah, you can even go out to the toilet."

"Thousands of mistakes are all mistakes. My dad is innocent. Dad, hold on for a while, and I'll let Shen Teng go ahead of you now." After speaking, Zhao Wanqing pinched Xiao Yunhai's neck.

Xiao Yunhai quickly broke free and shouted, "Daughter-in-law, calm down, calm down, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, calm down."

"How can I calm down, I don't know if my dad is alive or dead now."

"Maybe the current situation is not as bad as you imagined. Let me tell you, if the doctor has not had time to open the red envelope, if we are tossing around like this now, wouldn't it be a surprise?"

"Oh, yes yes yes, what if, what if it has been opened?"

"Impossible. There are so many people in it. It's too late to collect the black money and hide it. Who can count them in person, right?"

"right."

"It's just to count, it has to be done after the operation, so find a corner and count it secretly. When the time comes, count and count, our father has finished the operation, it's too late."

Zhao Wanqing said, "According to what you said, people are sending fake red envelopes? That's not right."

Xiao Yunhai explained: "For example, if you fell ill today, you found that specialist to see a doctor and gave you a fake red envelope, then if you commit it again tomorrow, how can you find someone else to prevent you from blocking your way back? But our dad is different, the appendix is ​​like a chicken crop, just one, you can't cut it if you want."

Zhao Wanqing said: "Okay, even if what you said makes sense, but you didn't do it like that. How dangerous. Shen Teng, let me ask you, my dad is not good enough for you, you can talk about it yourself."

Xiao Yunhai showed an expression of extreme surprise, and said angrily, "It's up to you."

Zhao Wanqing said: "Okay, you hide the cigarettes at home, my dad is afraid that smoking is bad for your health, which time he didn't dig three feet to find out, he smoked it himself, is he bad for you? The leftovers at home My dad doesn't want to eat the leftovers himself. When did he not ask you to clean up, did he treat you badly? You come back in the middle of the night after overtime every night. My dad is afraid that you will disturb his sleep. You locked the door? He was... ok with you."

The more and more Zhao Wanqing said, the more wrong it was. Finally, it was alright, which made everyone laugh wildly.

Xiao Yunhai said angrily, "Do you think now that if your dad can live to this day, I'm fine with your dad, right?"

Zhao Wanqing said: "With such a stroke, my dad is a little harsher towards you than his own."

Xiao Yunhai replied, "The wild ones are not treated this way."

This bundle shook very beautifully, and again got a lot of laughter and applause.

At this time, the doctor came out of the operating ward.

Xiao Yunhai hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Doctor Liu, you've worked hard and worked hard."

Zhao Wanqing asked, "Doctor Liu, is the surgery done so soon?"

Huang Bo nodded and said, "It's over, take the red envelope back."

Xiao Yunhai took a look at the red envelope and said, "It's over, daughter-in-law, the red envelope has been opened."

"Didn't you say he wouldn't open it?" Having said that, Zhao Wanqing cried, "It's over, my dad has already been killed."

Huang Bo said: "Don't worry, it will be launched in a while."

"dad…."

"dad…."

"Here." Xiao Jianhua's voice sounded in the operating room.

Xiao Yunhai said: "Dad is still alive, I'll say that his doctor is not that kind of person."

Zhao Wanqing nodded and said, "Okay, I think he has a little conscience, but don't worry, husband, you're the only one who does that. It's impossible not to take revenge after reading it."

After speaking, Zhao Wanqing turned her head and asked Huang Bo, "Tell me, what did you put in my dad's stomach?"

Huang Bo asked with a bewildered look: "No, what are you talking about, how did you confuse me?"

Zhao Wanqing said: "Okay, stop pretending, before my dad gets out of the hospital bed, I will disassemble your stitched wound, and dismantle the boards, pliers, knives, and scissors that you pretended to have accidentally dropped. Take it out for me!"

Huang Bo said speechlessly: "What are you talking about, ah? What kind of person do you take me for! When I started accepting this red envelope, I didn't want you to worry, and I didn't want you to be arguing here. Affecting the operation, I will return it to you after I finish it."

Zhao Wanqing said: "Really? Then why did you open it before returning it to us?"

Huang Bo spread his hands and said, "I didn't open it!"

Zhao Wanqing said, "Then who fought?"

"I opened it!" Xiao Jianhua was pushed out and shouted.

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