The 1705th Chapter Hilarious Cross Talk (1)

After a few chats, Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Wanqing walked in. Ω『┡Extracurricular books Ww W. 』Ke Wai Shu. O R_ G【Full text reading】

"Yo, Yunhai, Wanqing, you are here too."

Wang Guoan laughed when he saw the two of them.

Xiao Yunhai said with a smile: "Not only the two of us are here, but my parents and children are here. We are a family mobilization."

Most of the people in the theater were acquaintances. Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Wanqing chatted and laughed with them before entering the private room on the second floor.

At 8:00 sharp, the ten-year celebration of Dexin Club officially started.

I have to say that there is a reason why Dexin Club can be popular all over Yanjing.

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Guo Gang and Yu Qianhua didn't need to talk about it, the slaps and slaps of the burdens were because their apprentices also had their own abilities, which made the audience laugh continuously.

Xianyue Video and Yunqing Mobile APP were broadcast live, with more than 2 million people online.

Calculated at ten yuan per person, Dexin Club made a huge profit from this cross talk alone.

If it wasn't for Xiao Yunhai's request not to use him for publicity, the number of people might have exceeded 20 million.

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During this period, all the big names were also invited to the stage by Guo Gang and Yu Qianhua. They may have made a string of words before, so they cooperated very well.

Two hours later, it was finally Xiao Yunhai and Yu Qianhua's cross talk.

When Xiao Yunhai appeared on stage with Yu Qianhua in a long gown, everyone was dumbfounded, and then there was an unprecedented burst of applause and cheers.

"Damn it, isn't it, Yun Huang actually said cross talk."

"God, this is incredible."

"Looking at the location of Yunhuang Station, he is still joking, is it okay?"

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Not only the audience, but also the big names were surprised.

Wang Guoan opened his mouth wide and said incredulously: "This kid Yunhai is so daring, he dares to talk about cross talk. Doesn't he know that this stuff can't be learned in a few days."

Sun Yanjun said: "I think it's pretty good for Yun Hai to talk about cross talk. You can tell from his host that this kid is still very humorous."

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Afterwards, the enemy in the distant place ends the ball and fights against the enemy.

Xiao Changfeng laughed and said, "Wanqing, how is Yunhai's practice? Don't lose anyone."

Zhao Wanqing said: "I don't know either. I practiced in front of the mirror at home, but I don't know what it is."

Zhao Mingsheng said: "Cross talk cannot be learned in a day or two. As long as Yunhai can walk down from the beginning to the end, it is a victory."

On the stage, after Xiao Yunhai and Yu Qianhua took their positions, they first gave a nod from the audience, and the audience suddenly screamed.

Yu Qianhua smiled and said, "Mr. Xiao, do you hear me? This is all a cheer for you."

Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "I know. They are waiting to see me make a fool of myself. I dare say, if I

I forgot the words, and everyone's cheers must be louder. You say, don't you? "

"Yes." Everyone answered in unison.

Guo Gang, who had been worried all the time in the backstage, saw Xiao Yunhai so swayed and relaxed, and said to his apprentice, "I don't see it. Mr. Xiao is adding to the atmosphere and wants us to be much stronger."

Yue Mingliang said: "The key is that I don't think Mr. Xiao is nervous at all. I remember that when I first talked about cross talk, I almost pissed my pants."

Guo Gang said: "I haven't seen any scenes before. Mr. Xiao can still win a concert with more than 100,000 people. You may not be able to open your mouth when you talk about cross talk in front of 100,000 people."

Yue Mingliang laughed embarrassingly. When 100,000 viewers look at you, the pressure feels terrifying just thinking about it.

On the stage, Yu Qianhua pointed at the audience and said, "You guys are too bad."

Xiao Yunhai said: "It's nothing. If it were me, I would do the same. To be honest, in the art of cross talk, I was the first time in a big girl's sedan chair, and I wasn't nervous, it was impossible. I heard the following just now. A lot of people are asking the Emperor Yun softly whether cross talk is good at all? My answer is that men should never say they can't."

"Push."

"Hahaha."

Yu Qianhua said, "Why does it sound a little wrong to me when I hear this?"

"Hahaha."

Yu Qianhua is indeed worthy of being an excellent crosstalk actor. With just one sentence, the same burden made everyone laugh twice.

Xiao Yunhai said: "Okay. Teacher Yu, shall we officially start?"

Yu Qianhua said: "Okay. However, I want to tell you in advance that our next cross talk is called Hukou Reverie, and it took Mr. Xiao two days to create it."

"Wow, that's awesome."

"Writing a joke in two days, Emperor Yun is really good."

Xiao Yunhai replied: "Mr. Yu said this to tell everyone that those comrades who are waiting for me to forget their words should completely dismiss this idea."

"Hahaha."

Guo Gang clapped his hands and said approvingly, "I don't see it, now I'm carrying a burden. There is absolutely no such thing in the book. If Mr. Xiao is willing to talk about cross talk, it will take less than a year to become the best cross talk actor."

His disciples all looked at Xiao Yunhai, who was calm and airy, with admiration, and secretly said, "It's really amazing."

Yu Qianhua said: "Okay, Mr. Xiao, let's start."

Xiao Yunhai nodded, thought about it for a long time, and suddenly asked, "Mr. Yu, what is our first sentence?"

"Push."

"I'm going, hahaha."

"I forgot the first sentence, what do I say next?"

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Of course Yu Qianhua knew that Xiao Yunhai didn't really forget his words, so he heard the words: "Then think about it. It doesn't matter, we'll wait until dawn."

Xiao Yunhai laughed and said, "We can afford to wait, but the audience can't afford to wait. I just made a joke with everyone, we're starting."

"I said Yu Qianhua, Teacher Yu, I want to ask you a question?"

Xiao Yunhai: "Did you fall over?"

Yu Qianhua was stunned for a moment and said, "Are you referring to work or life?"

Xiao Yunhai reluctantly said: "What's the work and life, I just don't pay attention in the usual aisle, "Bah cha"! Dogs eat shit, their mouths eat mud, horses lie down, and they're upside down!"

Yu Qianhua said: "Huh! How can someone fall so hard?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "I fell a somersault so hard, not to mention that I fell to the international level, at least I fell into the world's advanced ranks."

"Hahaha." Everyone laughed.

At the beginning of the two's performance, Xiao Yunhai immediately entered the state, the tone of speech also changed, the speed of speech was much faster, but the articulation was very clear, the breath was calm, and he had the style of a cross talk master.

Ge Wuyou snorted and said, "This fellow Yunhai has really learned cross talk."

As an old crosstalk fan, you can basically tell at a glance whether the person who talks about crosstalk is a layman or an expert.

Xiao Yunhai's style is very pure, definitely not something that can be learned in a short time.

Wang Guoan shook his head and said, "I should have been studying for a few days. You know that his Zhuxian is shining.

Some time ago, I was in the United States again, and I had no time to study. "

Ge Wuyou said: "Then this kid is amazing. After a few days of learning like this, it also makes other say

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The sound is dead. "

Yu Qianhua said, "Okay, Mr. Xiao, let's start."

Guo Gang's apprentices were dumbfounded when they saw the state of Xiao Yunhai's performance.

Yue Mingliang said: "Master, has Mr. Xiao studied cross talk before? This is too good."

Guo Gang said: "People have been studying for three days. Fortunately, he is not a cross talk actor, otherwise, we really don't have

meal. "

On the stage, Yu Qianhua said, "Huh! That's too dangling!"

Xiao Yunhai said: "It's mainly because I fell and hung there."

Yu Qianhua asked, "Where?"

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Xiao Yunhai said: "Let's Yanjing Zoo's Liger Mountain. On Sunday, we were alone watching the tigers play, and he was watching with energy. I didn't know which one was immoral, so he squeezed forward and coaxed: "The tiger is out of the mountain!" He squeezed me off the wall!"

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