The 1706th Chapter Hilarious Cross Talk (2)

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Xiao Yunhai's movements are very natural, and his tone of voice also has a sense of humor. Although the burden here is not large, it is still shaking very loudly.

A cross talk actor can shake a small burden into a big one through various means, and can shake a little burden into a burden, that is his ability.

Yu Qianhua said, "Oh, did you break it?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "You don't have to be afraid if you break it. If you break your arm and break your leg, let's pick it up at the hospital, pick it up, and do the same. The key is that the place where it fell is not suitable, it is not a place for people to stay!

"Yo, I fell into the tiger's cave!"

"I looked up and saw a big tiger lying down not far away, so scared that my voice changed!"

Xiao Yunhai's face showed a look of horror, his lips were trembling, and he said, "Ouch!"

Yu Qianhua said, "Why do you call a tiger mom?"

Xiao Yunhai said angrily: "Calling Mom? It's not good to call Grandma! The game is over. The big guy has more than 150 pounds, and even the bones and meat are just enough for a tiger's lunch."

"Hahaha."

The crowd laughed again.

"Don't be in a hurry, think of a way slowly."

"My head is so big! It was really nice to sneak a glance at the tiger at that time."

"The tiger didn't see you?"

Sun Diqiu Bugui Sun Chayou Yueyue Yuanyou

Sun Diqiu Bugui Sun Chayou Yueyueyuanyou "When he presided over the Golden Bottle Award Ceremony, I knew he had no problem with cross talk."

Xiao Yunhai burst into tears and said, "You are exchanging feelings with me!"

"Push."

"Hahaha."

"Emperor Yun said that cross talk is really funny."

"When he was hosting the Jinzun Awards, I knew he had no problem with cross talk.

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In the box, Zhao Wanqing smiled and said, "Don't talk about it. When Yun Hai talks about cross talk, it's really like that."

Enemy Yuandi Branch Love Sun Shu You Yang Suo Fang Shu

Zhao Mingsheng said: "You can reach this level after studying for a few days. Yunhai is really a genius."

Yu Qianhua said: "Ah? I'm staring at you!"

Sun Didi is the only Sun Chayou troubled by troubles

Xiao Yunhai said: "When this tiger kicked me, my mind "jumped" and "crammed" many hero images emerged!"

"Hey! Return the hero image!"

"I looked up and there were many people looking at me. We are young people of our time. We should not be ashamed of the young people when we fall into the tiger's mouth in front of so many people! Did you listen to the Beijing opera Wusong beats the tiger in the past?

"Hurrah!"

"Okay? That's fake! Today, my buddies are practicing real here! It's really an eye-opener for all of you!"

"Hahaha." Everyone laughed when they heard this.

Yu Qianhua said: "Oh, if you want to fight a tiger, you can really do it."

"Do what?"

"Good idea."

"It's a good idea, you have to stand up with your legs!"

After the hatred of the land, the investigation of the troubles is the most

"The legs are soft!"

Xiao Yunhai said: "I thought so at the time. We have all had legal education. There is an "Animal Protection Law", do you know?"

The ship is not Keyuan alone, the enemy is Shu Moyang, so the enemy is sealed

Shu Moyang was the only enemy, so he sealed it as an enemy, "I think about it today, I guess they calculated it for me according to the lunar calendar."

Yu Qianhua nodded and said, "I know."

Xiao Yunhai said: "Whoever kills a tiger will be sentenced to two years in prison!"

Yu Qianhua: "Your legal concept is quite strong."

Xiao Yunhai: "Who do you think made this law? Co-authoring is breaking the law when I hit tigers, and tigers eat me for nothing?"

Yu Qianhua: "That's to protect wild animals."

Xiao Yunhai: "Women and children, you protect them. Why do you protect the wild animals?"

The ship is far away, the enemy is far away, the enemy is watching the moon and the war

Yu Qianhua: "That should also be protected."

Xiao Yunhai: "I'm thinking about it here, but the side is messed up. This one shouts: "Come here! Hurry up and save people, someone fell into the tiger's cave!" Some people cheered me up: "Hey, buddy, Hold on!" As soon as I heard it: "What? Hold on? Where is this? Can I hold on! You really don't have backaches when you stand and talk, come down and hold on for me to see!"

"Hahaha."

The station was already lively at this time.

After Sun Qiudi's love affair, Shu Mo Leng Ke Fangtong

"Go and watch Dexin Club's performance, Yun Huang is talking cross talk with Teacher Yu."

"Really or not? Emperor Yun said cross talk. Can he do it?"

"Okay, why not. Even the jokes were written by Emperor Yun."

In just two minutes, more than 3 million people bought the live broadcast of Dexin's cross talk.

On the stage, Xiao Yunhai and Yu Qianhua are getting better.

Yu Qianhua: "Aren't people worried about you?"

"That can't be so messy! An old man shouted to me: "Child, there must be a guy to fight a tiger, come, throw my crutch to you!"

"A crutch?"

"A sister-in-law called me: "Brother, do you want a knife? Sister-in-law has a fruit knife here!"

Ship Qiu Yuandi only ship the ball to catch the sun

Qiu Yuandi's only ball to catch Yang Ji Yang Bu said, "Hey, don't bother, that must have stabbed the tiger in the spirit."

"Hey! Look at these two weapons."

"The one who suggested throwing bricks in it and let me crawl; the other who suggested throwing a cigarette and letting me take a puff to lift my spirits. An old lady has a really good heart, kind-hearted, and tears came out. Lying on the side, he shouted to me: "Child, give you a pen, if you have something to say, write it down first!"

"Push."

"Hahaha."

"This is for him to leave a last word."

Yu Qianhua: "Oh, this old lady is really interesting."

The enemy is far away from the enemy

Xiao Yunhai: "Listen to this mess! No one came out to organize the organization. Even if a temporary rescue team was established first!"

"How can I get there?"

"Does throwing this fruit knife and crutches work?"

"These two weapons are close to fighting tigers."

No hatred for the land

This joke is a masterpiece by Jiang Kun and Tang Jie in the previous life. It appeared in the Spring Festival Gala that year, and the quality is absolutely excellent. It just needs to see the skills of cross talk actors.

"The tiger is being lazy, what am I doing, I stab the tiger with a stick?"

"Hey, don't tell me, that must have stabbed the tiger in the spirit."

"Besides, that old man, what's your look? Look at you throwing a stick here."

"Where?"

"I'm throwing the back of the tiger's butt! Once I've had enough, I'll grab the tiger's tail!"

"Oh, don't move around!"

The knot is far away

"Thinking about it, you can't move around. I answered the old lady's words. I'll leave a few words while my head is still clear! I'm not too young. It's fortune-telling that I have a game this year. It's a big disaster, the first few days are over for my birthday, and I'm still beautiful myself!"

"The catastrophe has escaped!"

"I'm thinking about it today, maybe they calculated it for me according to the lunar calendar."

"Push."

"Hahaha."

At this point, the audience in the audience couldn't help laughing.

Sun Xuezhan Moon's Secret Points

This joke is the masterpiece of Jiang Kun and Tang Jie in the previous life. It appeared in the Spring Festival Gala that year.

Although Xiao Yunhai has never studied cross talk, his mouth is sharp and his body is full of humor, so he can perform with ease.

Xiao Yunhai: "It's called being able to hide on the first day but not the fifteenth day. If you want to leave a few words, I'll blame my mother."

Yu Qianhua: "What's wrong with your mother?"

Xiao Yunhai: "Look at the birth of me, the people next to me see that I am quite tall, take a tape measure and measure it, one meter seventy-five."

Yu Qianhua: "One meter seventy-five is already tall enough!"

Xiao Yunhai: "What's the height? The high heels that I have a partner with are a chunk taller than me. You said, as long as I have a partner, can I watch tigers play here on Sunday when I have nothing to do?"

Yu Qianhua: "Then why can't you come?"

Xiao Yunhai: "Why can't you? You ask the young man who is the target to talk about it. You are the target. On Sunday, who doesn't go to work at the mother-in-law's house?"

Sun Qiu's troubles

Yu Qianhua: "Is that so?"

Xiao Yunhai: "Is that so? Let me tell you, the second child of our family has a partner. Ever since they have a partner, the mother-in-law's family has never hired a nanny!"

Yu Qianhua: "Hey, so you're willing to be the nanny?"

Xiao Yunhai: "Being a nanny is a bit tiring, it's not life-threatening, and you won't be able to touch a tiger. We can still fall in love after we've finished our work. When we fall in love, go to the park, do you visit the zoo? What is the park like? ? Flowers before the moon, what are you talking about there, it smells enough. You smell what the zoo smells, you smell it, the stench, the smell, what about this smell, it affects the mood!"

"Hahaha."

"Oh, I'm going, I'm going to serve the Emperor Yun."

"It's too funny. Emperor Yun should be a comic actor."

Xiao Yunhai's funny talent has been brought into full play in this comic dialogue.

After the ship and the land are in trouble, the ball meets the moon and it becomes cold

"Awesome, this kid is too powerful." Wang Guoan said, "Except for Guo Gang and several other cross talk masters, the younger generation, I have never seen anyone who is powerful in Yunhai."

Sun Yanjun sighed and said, "He is the kind of person who was born for art. God is so kind to him."

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