Part 3 Chapter 68 You Are so Lucky!
Coughing twice, Mei Gaojie, an old-fashioned professor of Wenxing Academy, stood up tremblingly, first went to His Majesty the Emperor to salute, and then bowed in circles: "Your Majesty, my lords, this golden autumn gifted scholar feast. Double Ninth Festival , It is a good time in life. On behalf of the thousands of students of Wenxing Academy, I would like to wish Your Majesty forever. Thanks to His Majesty's great grace, this grand event, apart from the imperial examinations, promotes talents in an eclectic manner, this is me."
He made a long-winded talk, but only mentioned a pass. Just about to get to the point, a voice suddenly complained in a low voice: "It's a grand royal feast, how come the dishes are gone before you eat a few bites, this is too unreasonable" Fatty! I also understand your big belly. But shouldn't you be considerate of the rest of us, "How can you eat like this? A table of dishes is almost finished by you alone in such a short period of time."
The voice didn't seem to be loud at first glance, and it was even deliberately lowered, but at this time, except for Mei Gaojieren who was speaking, everyone else in the hall kept silent and held their breath. , everyone heard it clearly at once, and in an instant, weird expressions appeared on everyone's faces,
It was Jun Moxie who spoke, and Young Master Jun wanted to disrupt the situation, so naturally he would not let go of such a great opportunity easily. As for Tang Yuan, who was accused by him, held up half of the crab with one hand, and looked at him in astonishment, with a look of great injustice. Boss, which one of us eats more? Although I eat a lot, I'm not half as good as you, am I? You said this, but you are too heartless, right? !
Mei Gaojie was giving a speech with great emotion, when he was suddenly interrupted by this sudden noise, he couldn't help being angry, the interrupted topic turned out to be such a shameless topic narrated by such a shameless person, he became even more angry, just Just as he was about to tremble his lips to reprimand, he heard a voice as thick as a broken gong. Very contemptuously said: "I have seen shameless ones, but I have never seen such shameless ones. Obviously I ate all the good things by myself, but I have the nerve to frame others for eating too much. What kind of person is this?"
It was Duguying. Duguying had always been annoyed that she didn't get the bear's paw. Of course she wanted to stand up and express her dissatisfaction. People were yelling loudly, and coupled with Young Master Jun's mischief, it was naturally heard by the audience. As far as the level of Beiyin was concerned, it was even better than Young Master Jun's before!
Jun Moxie became more interested when he saw that someone was helping out, he curled his lips and said: "Can I eat faster? Damn! Others come to one or two, but yours is good, one guy drags the family with the mouth The dozen or so people are almost all here, all of them are fat and strong, with big buttocks and round waists, but they are all put together on a table, if I don’t eat fast, I don’t even have to drink the soup.”
Fatty Tang hurriedly stood up with difficulty to smooth things over: "Third Young Master, there is nothing wrong with that, after all, this meal. He,, he doesn't spend money
As soon as this statement came out. Even His Majesty the emperor couldn't help but let out a strange sound of "poof".
Those old men even laughed viciously, only Dugu stared at the fat man with staring eyes. As if wanting to eat people.
In an instant, the majestic hall was filled with the sound of laughing with their mouths covered.
The old Mr. Mei Gao Jie was trembling with anger, and was about to speak, when suddenly a strange voice said with joy: "The members of the Jun family are indeed so arrogant and domineering. The reputation is well-deserved." Everyone was surprised for a while. , following the sound, the speaker was dressed in white and was in the upper seat, but he was the honored guest of this banquet, Fengxue Yincheng, Xiao Fengwu!
Xiao Fengwu naturally knew about the unintentional relationship between his uncle Xiao Han and Jun's family, and since Princess Han Yanmeng came back from Jun's house, she had always proudly claimed to have recognized her descendants, which made the extremely possessive Xiao Da The young master felt very uncomfortable, so Xuan Xuan took the lead in making sarcastic remarks.
"This is?" Jun Moxie pretended not to know him.
"My surname is Xiao, a member of the Xiao family in Wind and Snow Silver City, Xiao Fengwu!" Xiao Fengwu raised his eyebrows and laughed twice. With his chest straightened out, he unfolded a folding fan in his hand, shook it slowly twice, and glanced at the table with beautiful women on one side, his movements were very chic.
"Good name!" But Li Youran who was sitting on the side said, "Brother Xiao's name is really refined. It has a fairy spirit!" The enemy's enemy is my friend! The Xiao family has a feud with the Jun family, so Li Youran naturally wants to make great use of it.
"Hehe. Speaking of my name, there is a history." Xiao Fengwu was a little proud, and was scratched by Li Youran, and explained in detail: "It is said that the night when Xialin was born. I had a dream about a phoenix. It landed on a sycamore tree. So, I named it Fengwu."
"It's a god-given name!" Li Youran applauded with admiration.
"Haha Jun Zhenxie laughed out loud.
"What are you laughing at?" Xiao Fengwu looked at him angrily, there was no pop-up novel website when he was proud, how could he be interrupted?
"It's nothing, I was thinking "Xie Ma is really good. Very good at doing collections. I actually dreamed that a phoenix landed on a still tree, and then you were called Fengwu, what a good name!
Jun Moxie wanted to hold back his laughter. But she couldn't hold back, and continued to lean forward and back together for a while, before saying, "I was thinking, if your mother had dreamed wrongly that night, instead of dreaming of phoenix and sycamore trees, she dreamed of a chicken falling on a banana tree. On the tree, what should your name be now? You know. Dreaming is a matter of chance, you are really lucky to be able to call your current name!"
His Majesty the Emperor choked out a sip of wine, his face flushed, he coughed for a while, he couldn't laugh or cry.
Dreamed of a chicken falling on a banana tree? Reminiscent of Xiao Fengwu's surname, everyone suddenly came to their senses.
All want to laugh. But everyone was also worried about the power of Fengxue Yincheng, but they absolutely didn't dare to laugh out loud, and several people choked hard.
"What do you mean?" Xiao Fengwu was a little puzzled, and asked subconsciously, and suddenly recalled it, and immediately covered his face with frost: "Jun Moxie, how dare you scold me?"
"I scolded you? What did I scold you for?" Jun Moxie looked innocent: "Even if you are from the Xiao family in Fengxue Yincheng, you can't be unreasonable, right? Catch traitors, catch thieves, catch thieves, talk, want There is evidence!"
"You obviously called me a little kid." Xiao Fengwu said as he spoke, and finally realized that he was almost fooled again. Before making a fool of himself, he couldn't help roaring: "Mo Xie, I'm going to kill you!"
"Fengxue Yincheng is really powerful, it is worthy of being the most famous power in the world!" Jun Moxie shook his head in admiration, "In his country, he was treated like a state guest, and was even invited into the imperial palace to occupy the seats; Under the watchful eyes of the whole country, military officials, court officials, and even our great emperor, he dared to blatantly clamor to kill the only grandson of a senior official, such courage, I really admire and admire."
Having said that, all the ministers looked ugly.
That's right, the only grandson of an important military official was about to be killed in front of my emperor. If he left the palace, he might be so arrogant.
Xiao Han hurriedly stood up. Forced his nephew to sit down, arched his hands, and said apologetically: "Fengwu is young and doesn't know the world; I'm impulsive, please forgive me!" Of course Xiao Han never cared about the royal family, but he didn't want to rush to any country. The royal family is against each other. After all, with the supreme covenant in front, the binding force is still very strong. Besides, if someone invited me and others to come here with good intentions, if they were provoked into a feud with Tianxiang, it would be because he and others were too ignorant, and it would not be nice to put this matter there.
His Majesty the Emperor smiled magnanimously, saying that it's okay.
Below, Jun Moxie had no choice but to sit down, but Dugu Xiaoyi leaned over, opened her big round black and white eyes, and asked curiously: "What's the name of a chicken that landed on a banana tree?"
Jun Moxie almost stumbled under the table, wiped his nose and smiled wryly: "Ah, this, just ask your brother, he must know. I said a lot just now, my mouth is too dry, let me drink first I know nbsp;nbsp;,"
Dugu Xiaoyi snorted and gave him a blank look, then turned her head to ask Duguying, and saw Duguying's black face suddenly turned purple, such a thing, how can a brother explain this to his sister? ! Can't help but cast a vicious glance at Jun Moxie, and stammered his refusal, but Dugu Xiaoyi was dissatisfied, pouting her mouth, acting coquettishly and threatening, making everyone of the seven Dugu family brothers into a mess.
Seeing the awkward atmosphere in the main hall, Kong Lingyang, another professor of Wenxing Academy, stood up and said, "Last year at the Golden Autumn Talent Banquet, talented men and women from various aristocratic families fought against our Wenxing Academy. First, but no one has ever surpassed Mr. Li, the eldest grandson of Li Taishi's mansion; the old man still has a grudge. Today, several disciples want to ask Mr. Li for advice. I don't know what to do?.
Everyone's spirits lifted. The main event is finally here!
The talents of Wenxing Academy are also admired by everyone. Since entering this hall, all the talents have been unwilling to eat, just for this moment, if they can stump the recognized No. 1 talent in Tianxiang, at least in terms of knowledge, they will show that they are slightly better than themselves, which will undoubtedly have great benefits for the future good!
Li Youran smiled lightly, stood up and looked at the crowd with warm eyes, said: "Youran has little talent and little learning, how can he be a talented scholar? It's better not to make a fool of yourself. However, if you want to ask for advice, there is another person in front of you. Regardless of knowledge or wisdom, You Ran admires you very much. You may wish to ask him for advice.
"My lord, who is that great talent?" Everyone asked together, their hearts full of doubts. Could it be that there is still a peerless talent in Tianxiang City who can convince Li Youran? It's strange why I've never heard of it before.
"It's Jun Moxie, Mr. Jun." Li Youran smiled slightly, and said in a sincere tone. At the same time, he pointed at Young Master Jun, with a very clear goal. Jun Moxie was holding up a chicken leg and gnawed his mouth full of greasy food, when trouble suddenly appeared, he could not help but give Li Youran a hard look.
Grass! You brat openly framed me!
Everyone was in an uproar.