Part 3 Chapter 71 I Can't Scold You to Death!

"Third Young Master Jun, although the two masters are upright and upright, they have long seen through that winning or losing is just passing by, and they don't care about this momentary loss. I don't bother to share the same knowledge as you, but I want to ask, Mr. Do you have a second couplet? If you have an excellent second couplet, please give it to me, and let me open my eyes." A scholar in Wenxing Academy stood up. Obviously a little dissatisfied with losing this round.

"How can you be more hypocritical than Li Youran!"

Jun Moxie looked at him in astonishment: "Please use your brain first when thinking about things, and don't always think about problems with your butt! If there is a couplet that even I can get right, Would I use it to make things difficult for others? Did you ever get kicked by a donkey when you were a child? Why did Wenxing Academy produce such an idiot like you?"

"Oh, by the way, I see that you are not only stupid, but also deaf, right? Before I set the question, I clearly stated that it was someone else's question. So far no one has been able to match it. I just borrowed it. You Which ear heard that I did it myself? I think you either don’t have a head, or you have mold growing in your head! How dare you ask me for a second line? You’re so embarrassed to ask! Tianxing Academy is like this. , are you unreasonable and cunning?"

Young Master Jun spoke so much that not many people had anything to say. After all, he had already explained that the couplet was not written by him at all, but obtained from other places. Yes, at this moment, the scholar asked questions on this point, trying to save a little face, but it was a waste of scheming, and it made others laugh!

The scholar immediately blushed!

No one else had any idea, but Li Youran on one side opened his eyes in surprise, what's wrong with this person, why did he involve himself in it? What do you mean by "How can you be more hypocritical than Li Youran?"

***, is this called human talk? How can I be hypocritical?

"As soon as the master admitted defeat, he turned his face and sent his apprentice out to blame? Is Wen Xing so unbearable to lose?" Jun Moxie's voice was loud, full of shock, "If you really can't afford to lose, then It doesn't matter if I give in a step. Although I'm not a good person, I know how to respect the old and the virtuous."

So you still know that you are not a good person? Everyone is rolling their eyes.

Is there someone who respects the old and the virtuous like you? You are about to respect the two old masters to the ground

"Yan Feng, step back! If you lose, you lose. There is no point in arguing. Why stick to one and a half gains and losses? This is just the first match. Is there no chance of winning back with my Wenxing Academy?" Kong Lingyang trembled lips. Stern words reprimanded the disciple.

Don't stick to one and a half failures. Mr. Kong is just talking about it at this time, this is not as simple as losing in a competition,

This time, I lost the adults. In the past few years, the Golden Autumn Talent Banquet may have won or lost. But at that time, they were all held on the central island of Luoyue Lake. And His Majesty the Emperor was not there. But this time it was in the palace, not only His Majesty the Emperor was there, but all the high-ranking officials of the empire were present, and the scale was many times larger than in previous years.

Wouldn't it be extremely frustrating!

If it is said that the dandy that Wenxing Academy hated the most in the past was the fat man Tang Yuan, now the fat man has retreated to the second place, and the young master Jun is on the list. The talented young man hated Young Master Jun to the bone,

"Hehe, Mr. Kong is right. It's right. It's just a game for literati to play time when they are bored. What really embodies talent and learning is poetry, song, zither, chess, calligraphy and painting." Li Youran couldn't He smiled emotionally and said, "Is there nothing that can compare to Mr. Jun?"

This sentence is very poisonous!

In front of the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty, if Wenxing Academy stops here, wouldn't it mean that the entire academy believes that there is no skill that can compare with Jun Moxie, the big dude? How can Wenxing Academy collapse like this? How can you give up?

In an instant, swords were drawn again.

I figured it out, Li Youran has no good intentions at all! Sure enough, the little boy has no good intentions, and he deliberately wants to use the knives of these old masters to force Lao Tzu to show his cards.

Jun Moxie rolled his eyes, first turned his head to the side, and saw that it was almost close to Dugu Yi's small mouth, then nodded, and laughed confidently: "It's true, the people who came to Wenxing Academy this time But there are quite a few. Fortunately, our side is also full of talents! How can the descendants of our great families be timid? My son and Mr. Youran joined forces to fight against Wenxing Academy. No matter who wins, it must be a good story; just now Mr. Youran also said that he admires this young master in many aspects, hehe, that is to say, this young master is superior in skills; in other words, this young master is much better than Li Youran, hehehehe" everyone heard right? So, if you can't even compare with Mr. Youran, then don't come looking for me! This young master is very busy, time is very precious, tens of millions of taels of silver are coming in every moment, how can we afford to delay. "

These words were repeated, and the counterattack was very beautiful. Not only did all the children of the aristocratic family be tied to his own warship, but he also pushed Li Youran out to be the number one scapegoat. a trick.

Everyone cast admiring gazes, but the object was not Jun Moxie, but Dugu Xiaoyi. That side of Jun Moxie's head. Nodding his head, his attitude changed drastically, and he even said such a rhetoric of being both offensive and defensive, and able to advance and retreat freely, even a wooden man could see something wrong in it. If Dugu Xiaoyi didn't give him a trick, it would be called a ghost! With such a bastard, how can he say such level words?

Besides, what this guy said just now was very unnatural, it seemed to be an endorsement, and there was not even half a dirty word in a long paragraph! If it wasn't taught by people, this would be so bizarre!

Seeing Jun Moxie fell on the chair with his head up, closed his eyes, and looked at his reckless appearance, even if he asked him, he would not answer anything; everyone in Wenxing Academy was powerless, so they had to turn to Li Youran: "So, Yu Let's ask Mr. Li for advice first."

Li Youran stood up with a smile, and nodded slightly: "It's an honor." It turned out that he didn't have any dislike for Zan Jun Moxie's introduction. nbsp;nbsp;To be honest, Jun Moxie has already won a game, no matter whether the victory is honorable or not, a win is a win, and Li Youran, who feels that he is the pride of heaven, is unwilling to be compared by him.

On the dragon chair, His Majesty's eyes glanced at Li Youran intentionally or unintentionally, and lowered his eyes, but his peripheral vision fell on Jun Moxie and Dugu Xiaoyi's body, the expression inside was unfathomable.

"Since we have already met the pair. I heard that Mr. Li's leisurely flute is well-known in the world, so how about our rhythm in this match? I am in Jinyinzhen, and I would like to ask Mr. Youran for advice." A scholar came out slowly, First saluted to the emperor and the big bosses, and then turned to face Li Youran. The movements were calm and unhurried, gently holding a jade flute made of white jade in his hand.

"Mr. Jinyin's melody is famous all over the world. How can Youran compare it? There is no need to compare this match, I just admit defeat." Li Youran gave a wry smile, it was not that Li Youran deliberately surrendered. On the occasion of this grand event, Mr. Li did not want to show off. After all, this is in front of the emperor of this dynasty, if he can leave a good impression. No matter what you do in the future, you can get twice the result with half the effort.

But this Jin Yinzhen is really a formidable opponent, and a formidable opponent! He has a flute skill passed down from his family, and at the age of fifteen, he has already been famous in the mainland, but how can his arty half-tone be compared? Wenxing Academy sent him here, clearly to win the round and establish a deadlock between the two sides. Then comes the real tough battle.

"Hehe, Mr. Mo Xie and I will fight each other. This time, You Ran is ashamed, her skills are not as good as others, so she is willing to admit defeat." Li Youran didn't change his face. Said: "It's your turn again, Mr. Mo Xie, Youran is here to wish Jun San Shao a good start."

Jun Moxie, I said yes! This guy actually didn't even compare, so he just gave up, it's too much, if it were me, no matter how powerful the other party was, he would have to sing a pop song straight out of his throat, I would rather be beaten to death than be beaten Scared to death.

The golden autumn talent banquet is usually provoked by both sides, and then gradually transitions from poetry, a hundred schools of music, chess, calligraphy and painting to the strategy of governing the country and the arrangement of people's livelihood. External strategy, etc., will not be considered complete until all arts are outmatched.

Currently, under Jun Moxie's nonsense. Finally, the two factions have formed a confrontation, but Fang, whether it is the smell of gunpowder or the fierce attitude of the confrontation, is far beyond previous years. Anyone who has participated in the Golden Autumn Talented Scholars Banquet over the years can clearly feel this point, only Young Master Jun and Fatty Tang who have really participated in the competition do not have this insight.

Naturally, I have also participated in it before. But that's going to pick up girls, it's not the same as this time,

Next, is fighting poetry. Sun Chenghe, Shangshu of the Ministry of Rites, discussed with everyone for a while, and finally decided to write a question on the spot, and then the two sides wrote poems, competed on the spot, judged the pros and cons, and decided the winner.

"This time, the poetry review is based on learning. Please choose from both sides." Sun Chenghe looked at Jun Moxie, shook his head, obviously the winner had been decided in his heart, and sighed.

Jun Moxie didn't intend to win at all, so he just had a good fight.

Another talented man in blue stood up, and after hearing the introduction, he was called Qin Qiushi; just by this name, one can imagine how keen this Qin Qiushi's parents are on fame."

"Please enlighten me, Mr. Jun." Qin Qiushi frowned and thought hard, and after touching half a stick of incense, he cleared his throat and said loudly.

The eunuch who was writing on the side was already prepared, raised his wrist and hung his elbow, and waited intently for Qin Qiushi to speak, and he would record the whole process.

"Bravely climbing the mountain of books and reaching the sky"

Dare to cross the sea of ​​learning and watch the furious tide;

Why do you need to be diligent when you are righteous?

The road to star climbing is not far away;

Willing to pay this body for deceit,

How to cast Hongqiao with stingy blood;

If you can make progress in this life,

live up to the present

This Qin Qiushi is indeed extraordinary. Only a short half stick of incense is needed, and it is actually made in a rhythm. Although the artistic conception is not perfect, but the battle is quite stable. It can be regarded as a top-notch work, especially it not only clarifies the attitude of learning, It also faintly shows the lofty ambition of being dedicated to the country and the lofty ambition of eager to show off.

After the writing eunuch finished transcribing. Then he respectfully handed over the poem to His Majesty the Emperor for review. After the emperor took a glance, he took a deep look at Qin Qiushi, with a calm expression on his face, and waved his hand to order the civil servants to pass it on. position, under enormous pressure. If it takes half a stick of incense to write a poem, it may not be better than this one.

"It's so wet, it's so wet, Brother Qin is so lewd and wet.

Jun Moxie clapped his hands, laughing lewdly. "This is a **** ability. The Jun family is willing to bow down, willing to bow down, the speed is too fast; fast gunners"

"Thank you, Mr. Jun, for your praise of the young man's lack of talent and learning, which made Mr. Jun and the seniors laugh at him." Qin Qiushi could not understand the mystery of his words, and said humbly: "I also ask Mr. Jun for advice; I will also wait to listen to Mr. Jun's masterpiece."

"My masterpiece? No, no, I have a lot of resources, I can shoot at will, I don't need to get wet, let alone get wet with hands, naturally, I am determined not to get wet with quilt." Jun Moxie hastily gave in, and it was heard by everyone. It's just upside down.

Tang Yuan suddenly laughed. After laughing for a while, he seemed unable to control himself, holding his big belly, laughing so hard that his face twitched. His whole body was convulsed, and it seemed that he was about to die. Tang Yuan had been influenced by Young Master Jun during this period, and he had already faintly emerged from the blue. Others may not understand what Young Master Jun said, but Fatty can hear it clearly, how can he not laugh nbsp;nbsp;,

The people who didn't understand the mystery despised it: This fat man is really unkind, you and Jun Moxie are in the same group, seeing him make a fool of himself at this moment is so gloating! This character is really contemptible.

"Young Master Jun is so talented, how can you just admit defeat? It's absolutely impossible. You have to recite a poem and let everyone evaluate it." Just now, Han Zhidong jumped out to wave the flag and shouted, he must make Jun Moxie make a big fool of himself.

"Don't Mr. Jun belong to the competition with us?"

"Third Young Master Jun is from a martial arts family, so it's unavoidable that he doesn't understand literary talent." A talented scholar from Wenxing Academy laughed, full of complacent pleasure, seeing Jun Moxie make a fool of himself was a great relief. "Admit defeat here. It is also expected. Don't you think it is very surprising?"

As soon as this remark came out, it was like a perfect cold joke. Those who wanted to laugh but didn't want to laugh, all laughed out loud, and the laughter was full of ridicule.

In fact, I really really look down on you guys!

Of course Jun Moxie would not say this. But since you insist on looking for scolding, and you are looking for it so urgently one by one, if I don't scold you severely, I will be very sorry for you,

Jun Moxie snorted coldly, and generously agreed: "Since everyone is so kind and respectful, then this young master is also disrespectful, and I am ashamed to accept it, but I am a scholar." I have never done it before. I won't compose poems according to the title, just chant it casually and listen to it.

"Sing it casually? Mr. Jun is really a great talent. You can become a poem in a gesture of admiration. Admiration." It's that Han Zhidong again, ever since he lost the couplet, he has hated Jun Moxie. If it wasn't for Jun Moxie, what would he do? Will it be so embarrassing? If he loses his future because of this, it means that Jun Moxie ruined his life!

Now there is a chance for revenge, how can I let it go? At this moment, he is no longer for the victory or defeat of Wenxing Academy, but to vent his anger for his own selfishness.

"Wen Xing Academy, gifted scholar" Jun Moxie tilted his head and smiled, and suddenly said meaningfully: "They are all like this" character? Why do I feel that it is not as good as me, a dandy who walks around Zhangtailiu Lane, bullies men and women, and does all kinds of evil? Is such a person the rising star that Wenxing Academy plans to recommend to the empire? I don't understand, if such a mind is in charge, "would it be a groom every day and a bride every night?"

When he said these words lightly, it seemed to be purely unintentional words, and it seemed to be cursing on the spot, but the speaker was unintentional, but the listener was intentional. His Majesty the Emperor's eyes suddenly flashed, and his face changed. Immediately meditated.

All the bigwigs were also startled, thoughtful.

At this moment, everyone was invariably reminded that Wenxing Academy's respectful and competitive spirit seemed to be a little stronger at the Golden Autumn Talented Scholars Banquet over the years."

Immediately, everyone's eyes turned to Jun Moxie after contemplating, did this guy come out unintentionally? Or do you want to point it out?

After a look, he was immediately disappointed. This girl's current image" is too, so wretched!

After saying that, Jun Moxie frowned, and slowly walked out of the seat, tilting his neck and looking extremely coquettish, he didn't know what he just said, Ba Ye walked very naturally He stepped forward one after another, raised his hips, and twisted his waist. Stepping forward, back and forth, with one hand behind his back pretendingly, the other hand trembled in front of his chest as if he had been electrocuted. The movements seem dull, but they are quite smooth, weird and unrestrained.

If any earthling sees it, he will immediately recognize it: this is exactly the famous work of Michael Jackson who started with a figure-of-eight step: space walk, mechanical step! These two great skills merged into one, and finally appeared in a different world!

Those who know the goods will immediately scream and applaud: look at this shaking hand, it is a real electric shock. Look at that neck stalk, it's really a fork. Look at these few steps, wow fuck! This is simply Michael Jackson's soul possessed wow!

It's a pity that these sticklers from different worlds don't know how to appreciate art, Mr. Jun rarely has the feeling of being charming and charming for the blind. Unrecognizable talent. But I'm about to yell at you, what image do you care about? Naturally, the worse the better! I don't expect these people to give me any help. If I don't scold me today, I won't go back!

Seeing the faces of the people in the hall as if they saw a fool, almost everyone couldn't bear to see: Jun Zhantian, this grandson, is really a living treasure. Why did the Jun family come out with such a treasure? speechless

At this moment, Young Master Jun's waist was heard twisting, and the whole body performed a standard electric movement, and his right hand was raised above his head like a cramp. She made an orchid finger, snapped her fingers, covered her stomach with her left hand, moved her waist back and forth, swayed, and winked wildly.

I have to admit that if these movements were placed in the world of Young Master Jun's previous life, they would be genuine and difficult masterpieces of dance skills, and they would never be able to do them without a solid foundation. As for why Young Master Jun could do them? Come out" The reason is very simple, as long as you have the skills like Master Jun, you can also do it easily,

But these difficult and artistic advanced movements are seen in the eyes of these "sticks". Everyone directly associates it with exercise in bed, even women. Seeing the towering movement of this girl's lower body, it's really "too unsightly!"

"With Jun Moxie groaning strangely, all the talented princesses in the hall blushed and cursed angrily. This guy is really shameless! He is teasing me in front of so many people, , we,

Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes spewed fire, Lingmeng Princess's pretty face was pale, and both women had a desire: Immediately push this guy, Deng Tuzi, to the ground and beat him up hard! It's so embarrassing! It's just outrageous!

"Want to talk to me,

Not beautiful, no,

don't tell me love,

I am too bad.

Don't fall in love bro,

Brother is just a legend;

don't mess with me,

I made you vomit blood,"

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Young Master Jun's poems were finally uttered sentence by sentence, moreover, using an extremely unbearable voice. One sentence came clearly:

"Don't be fooled by me,

Brother is your grandfather;

Don't be a jerk with me,

cut your little**;

My heart is lonely,

kill and set fire to;

How dare you embarrass me?

Nima Gobi's

Speaking of the last sentence, Young Master Jun's finger happened to be pointing at Wenxing Academy's talented scholars...Xiang. His face was such a poisonous expression! I scold a bunch of old bastards! Let me down? Grass! Don't even look at who I am!

There was an uproar!

Which one of the people present is not a human being? Everyone is an old fritter in the officialdom, who has spent most of his life checking words and watching sex. Even if there is a half-sentence in other people's words that is forbidden, you have to think about it carefully for a long time, not to mention Jun Moxie, who is just pointing his nose and scolding the street.

Every sentence is full of hooligan behavior, every sentence is full of hooligan style; the last eight sentences point to the nose of Wenxing Academy. Foaming and swearing, more threatening, insulting, intimidating, and finally involving the elders,

"You, you, you, you" Mei Gaojie and Kong Lingyang, two learned scholars, have never been humiliated by pointing their noses like this in their entire lives? What's more, being scolded presumptuously by a dandy young man in front of civil and military officials and the emperor, his hands and feet trembled in an instant, his beard trembled wildly, his old face that was originally white suddenly turned blue, trembled for a long time, and suddenly opened his eyes. The old man rolled his eyes, and passed out neatly

"What an evil!" Jun Zhantian jumped out, his beard stretched out in anger, as if he couldn't control his strength under anger, he kicked his grandson's ass viciously, Jun Moxie blinked secretly , flew up like a cloud riding a fog in response to the sound, and slammed into the pillars of the main hall impartially. See what that means, if it really hits the ground now, it will have a brain burst.

However, there is a person over there.

who?

Naturally, it was Dugu Zongheng who was opposite Mr. Jun.

These two old men have worked together for a lifetime, who doesn't know who's thinking? Already standing in the right position, he caught Jun Moxie firmly, stared and shouted: "Jun Zhantian! You old bastard, you are so confused? Are you going to kill the only single seedling of your Jun family? Is it okay?.

This old man is amazing! He said it in one mouthful, this is the only seedling of the Jun family, and he is absolutely determined not to kill anyone if he kills him.

"Don't let anyone stop me today! I'm going to beat this little bastard to death today! It's a disgrace and a disgrace to the gentlemen. If you don't teach your family style to be spoiled, he won't be ruined." Jun Zhantian was going crazy, his eyes were red, and he was about to pounce on him. Looking at it like this, he must tear his grandson to pieces.

However, the old man's words made all the civil and military ministers despise him and got home: insulting gentleness? Dare to love you Jun Zhantian also know what is gentle? Isn't it your habit that your grandson looks like this? How many times did you not tarnish the family style that day? I was about to be beaten to death just now, but I changed it to Jiaoji in a while, I admire it!

But slander belongs to slander. Old man Dugu has already demonstrated the fight; a group of old men still swarmed up, pulling arms, pulling arms, pulling thighs, pulling Jun Zhantian away first, otherwise, how can this old man step down?

Fatty Tang screamed, and with a voice like howling ghosts and howling gods, he rang out in shock: "I'm going to kill people! Kill people, save people! Third Young Master, my good brother. You, you, don't die! ". With snot and tears running towards Jun Moxie, the fat along the way is like the rising tide of the sea, the tide ebbs and flows, surging.

When the quarrel was raging, there was no pop-up novel website, and His Majesty the emperor on the dragon chair couldn't stand it any longer. He slapped the handle of the dragon chair and shouted angrily: "Everyone shut up! Everyone shut up! What a shame!!"

With a sound of Longwei, everyone stopped their hands in an instant, you looked at me and I looked at you, they were all panting, everyone seemed to have exhausted their physical strength, everyone knew the point, no one really worked hard

"Please Your Majesty make the decision for us! Severely punish this insane and shameless person!" Wenxing Academy was led by Mei Gaojie. Qi Shushu knelt down on the ground crying bitterly. How many years has it been since you lost or won, but was that time you were humiliated naked by pointing at your nose like this? This is simply a great shame!

Jun Moxie lay on the ground pretending to be unconscious, the corners of his mouth were tilted down, and he didn't move.

"Today's matter. Lian is very upset! It's a disappointment!" His Majesty the Emperor shook his sleeves angrily, "All the big families are messing around, and the so-called talented men of Wenxing Academy are so narrow-minded, and they must retaliate. How can they benefit the people in the future? For today's matter, just let it go! Go back and fight each other!"

Speaking of this, everyone is a little lost, the emperor said. Enough said.

At this moment, suddenly hurried footsteps sounded outside, and a voice shouted anxiously: "Urgent battle report!"

All the big guys in the military were startled, and their expressions turned serious. The battle report, or what these bloodthirsty old guys desire most, but it has not appeared for a long time nbsp;nbsp;,

One, the guard hurried in, knelt on the ground, and presented a letter.

"Heaven's Punishment Profound Beast Wave hits the south? How could such a thing happen?" His Majesty the Emperor unfolded his eyes and couldn't help frowning. "There is actually Shi Changxiao, the Supreme Being of Life and Death in Jianghu, who, together with Blood Soul Villa, jointly issued the Supreme Summoning Order? Could it be. Is it really that big of a deal?"

Well, the golden autumn talent feast. It's a bit boring to write. This chapter has come to an end, and we will turn to the theme of the third part, which is the first carefully crafted plot in this book, the Forest of God's Punishment! Uh "Guess, what stories will happen? Quack,,)

I would like to recommend a book: The Defector, a sci-fi masterpiece written by Heitian Demon God Juju,

A commoner boy living at the bottom of society, accidentally got a metal skull that gathers all human wisdom. While his martial skills and mental abilities have been greatly improved, he also recycles a large number of low-level ships at a low price. Use the "miracle" you have mastered to transform the small gunboat into a cruiser, transform the frigate into a battleship, and merge and rebuild the small aircraft into a space carrier. Since then, he has become a popular figure among Yulei's warring nations. Of course, he still has a secret hidden in his heart, which is the number one giant ship in the universe that is transformed from countless war trash and belongs only to him.