Chapter 430 My Gift Ruined Me...

The sun on the top of the head is relatively hot, and ordinary people can't look directly at it for a long time. It is gradually climbing to the middle of the sky. The sun has brought enough warmth to the two moons early enough for the children to untie the necklines of their clothes. Waiting for the wonderful cold wind to blow, that is... "It's so cool. (www.._《《》》)"

In He Ming's memory, he likes this kind of weather the most, warm and cool, and Mr. Leader with first-level hypnosis skills. Yes, soon to be able to sit and fall into a wonderful dream, until a sulky Mr. Teacher pats him on the face and wakes him up - years later,

The teachers should thank Democracy for making them gentle, otherwise they acted a little harder back then, which would have made the little abs brother hold a grudge. So now, like a gentleman in a row of unobtrusive teachers who is very conspicuous, but trying to pretend to be unobtrusive, fidgeting.

The reason is very simple. This teacher is the physical education teacher of Abdomo, who also serves as a boxing trainer. He has been in primary school for decades, from elementary school students to teachers. Of course, including the invincible Abdomo.

In the dead of night, he should be proud: because he is the first and last carbon-based monkey who pumped his abs, and he is also the only male carbon-based monkey who is extremely precious.

Because Father He has never flattered He Ming.

Well, now, think of a way to hide yourself. Originally, he planned to pretend to be sick and not to participate, but he was escorted by soldiers from the Ministry of Internal Security: Just kidding, he is one of the important teachers in Brother Abdomo's primary school career, and he has to see this god of war from morning to night.

Can you not go? Besides, this guy is really muscular, and his brain is full of water... What a man with abs. With the universe in mind, how can there be revenge? Anyway, if you spend money, you will die.

Looking back on those days, there were uncountable children who fell asleep together, and then teenagers (underdeveloped children). Sao Nian (already developed) fell into a dream together.

However, in his dream, He Ming never imagined the situation like this: when the leader came, wow——he made a fortune!

He believes that other little kids have never had such extravagant expectations: Even if Mr. Leader rewards a bucket of KFC for the whole family, it is... a few years' salary! The front has a quick headache, and the back wife chases and kills you half the city...

And now, the latest version of the iPhone belongs to this city. Not before Chinese New Year, before a man called Brother Abdominal appeared, the power belonged to the few tall, handsome and rich, and it was accompanied by envy, jealousy and hatred.

For little ones. It's the saliva, the eyes, the eyes... well, now no one needs to envy anyone, let's have sex together.

Therefore, presumably they are innocent and lovely in their hearts. In my undeveloped brain, I suddenly and finally understood,

I deeply understand what is **. What is serving the people is much more reliable than "I want to ask you if you dare. Like me who is crazy about love...".

Even if Zhengtai loves Lolita, it's because of Tiaozi Zheng (good figure). Beautiful plate (pretty face).

Another exquisite computer notebook costing tens of thousands of RMB, and all Internet access fees were charged to He Ming, a telecommunications company. Immediately let the game addicts, the little kids, "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——" can't wait to dance wildly on the spot!

I can see people all over the world envy, envy and hate, especially those dark-skinned children standing in front of the shabby and old TVs on the equator of the earth...

The next lv bag is not a kind of lv, but includes dozens of luxury goods, mainly Louis Vuitton, because it is the most famous.

Among them are the classic style series and the latest series. All are fine. The average price starts from 40,000 to 50,000. It is directly contacting the world's largest boutique manufacturer lvmh to clear out their warehouses, and a large number of the latest products are ready to be sent to major stores around the world.

After all, no one can offend Brother Abs if you offend anyone now. If you don't cheat on others, will they cheat on you? I will soon be old and weak, and I will say goodbye to you. Anyway, you don't know a place called cosmic explosion, so go away quietly with regret.

The rich are all smart people, especially the super rich. A certain richest man in France has returned to his youthful handsomeness, and is even better than before, with a strong physique, infinite strength, and infinite vitality... Naturally, I am even more grateful to Brother Abdominal It is infinite, the flattery is naturally infinite, and the service is naturally first-class and top-notch.

Apple mobile phones are enviable and jealous; high-end laptops cause screams; and all kinds of exquisite lv bags naturally make people around the world, mainly women, in front of the TV. Friends, hold your face together, "Oh oh oh... I have the heart to rob kids. (www.._《《》》)"

And the parents of the innocent and lovely elementary school students, especially the poor and touching matriarchs, prayed outside the school: son, good girl, choose a big and good one, please, please don't choose a bullshit wallet! That's worthless!

Then came the highlight, the little kids almost all took a thick envelope from the staff in a casual, but very skillful and natural attitude.

This is the most lucrative "scholarship" they have received in 99% of their bleak student careers, and it is also the only one.

Because I am excited, and I don't care much about the scholarship, because even a kid knows that it is insulated from me.

So don't pay too much attention to this envelope, even though it is as thick as 3 yuan, if it hits the enemy's head, it will definitely make him scream.

However, there are always curious elementary school students who open the seal and exclaim immediately, with an expression like swallowing a football, wanting to spit it out but not daring to spit it out, quickly looking around, only to find that everyone has the same expression, or is about to have this expression: you look at me, i look at you...

The primary school students don't know how to be embarrassed, nor are they as reserved and "elegant" as the teachers, but they try their best to glance at the red "brick" through the seal, and they hit it.

And it's a teacher, or two big bricks, it's really cool, and of course He Ming's teachers are even more cool: Ah temporarily decided that the teachers' rewards will be doubled, and my teacher... that's right, ten times.

As time goes by, the sun and the wind repeat the same operation mode for millions of years, in front of the teaching building. The elementary school students and teachers were silent, but breathing quickly, they tossed and turned to admire the most cash in history, and now they are really holding it in their hands. Or put it in the clothes on the chest, because there is no pocket except for the abs, and the pockets of normal people cannot fit these cute "big bricks" that make people all over the world sigh.

After the meeting ceremony, all the staff were very cordial and did not change from the beginning to the end. They did not burst out laughing with tears of jealousy like people all over the world in front of the TV because of a child's extremely ridiculous expression.

There was no face cramping because of a certain child, because of too much surprise. He cried out in pain and changed his expression slightly.

And that kid, of course, set off a global hilarity. I don't know what to think about the opportunity to watch TV after this official business? Since then, he has entered the entertainment circle as a hilarious child star? Let's wash up and sleep.

The staff retreated to the end of the row of chairs to wait. It was a wall, and there were so many people lying on it, there was absolutely no empty space. The creepers are absolutely flattered, because humans have never been so eager and excited to lie on their soft but strong bodies like today.

Parents who came after hearing the news. Everyone came here if they could, and even parents who were planning to pick up their children from other elementary schools also came here to see the excitement... But they will definitely regret it very much, because they are full of expectations to watch the excitement. I must have been very disappointed to go back, and even forgot to pick up my children.

and. A day of silence, and the guts of the **** are regretful: I knew this day would come. You should go to this school! And how many children are sent here, even if they are still in kindergarten at the age of four or five, they can even go to preschool! necessary! definitely!

I x you uncle! Life is like a dream!

He Ming looked at his watch out of the corner of his eye. It was almost ten o'clock, that is to say, half an hour had passed. After all, there were so many presents, and it took some time for everyone to express their feelings about the presents.

After drinking a few sips of tea, I admired the children's hesitation about how to put money, or how to hide money, or how to spend money... It's really naive and cute. Please believe in my brother, it is impossible to keep your scholarship past noon. Be smart and think about how to keep the right to use a premium laptop from Daddy Hangsi.

And, most importantly, pray for the best luck today. Look at Lamborghini, Ferrari, don't tell you, your favorite is "Audi double diamond, my partner"?

That's stupid!

Looking at the teachers, except for the old ones who are indifferent to material things, they are more restrained. Others, because of the high value of obtaining Cartier and other watches, as well as high-end jewelry, it is impossible to get any one without 100,000 RMB, neither Japanese Yen nor Korean Won.

Therefore, many young teachers, regardless of gender, couldn't bear it anymore, tried it on on the spot, and talked about it regardless of their image.

And the staff and related leaders all had kind smiles on their faces from beginning to end. This is the price you have to pay with Brother Abs.

Because the girl who is a hanger has learned to serve with a smile, she has already become enchanted.

Therefore, it is my people, even in the ice and snow of Siberia, they will serve me with a smile. Whether you smile fakely or stiffly, you have to smile for me, otherwise the door is over there, the world is big, go fly, you are free! The country doesn't care about you!

Everyone understands the teachers' gaffes. Except in front of the TV, those who are also teachers are all jealous, so they all complained, "Really, the quality of teachers is gone, and they are still in front of elementary school students. Cut..."

No way, this is a good thing that I can't afford in my life. Cartier, Bulgari and other world-renowned luxury jewelry brands will not go crazy like a certain abs guy and buy extremely precious things at the price of cabbage. Moreover, people don't have the capital to go crazy!

They are not abs, with unlimited goods and unlimited money... They go crazy for a minute, and they immediately go bankrupt and close their doors.

Therefore, among the large boxes in the hands of a large number of staff, the teachers are constantly choosing and trying on, what is the best choice... The female teachers, regardless of beauty or ugliness, have never been united, crazy I have my heart.

Any teacher from a better family is surrounded by his colleagues, trying to know what is the most expensive, what is the best, and what is the most popular for a lifetime?

However, they are doomed to be disappointed, not to mention this poor place, even in Songjiang's private aristocratic primary schools, there are very few teachers who can afford such luxuries. If they have the ability to spend, they must be a charming teacher Zhiling. How can I serve a group of little kids? Go directly to serve the rich man.

"Brother Abs, why. We don't have watches, and jewelry? Don't we parents, no, children don't tell the time? Don't we dress up?"

fence. Those parents with good eyesight see that kind of luxury that cannot be spoken, and their eyeballs turn green, from red to green, which complements the ivy everywhere on the wall. So he booed and shouted.

With friendly smiles, many staff asked the parents to keep quiet and not to disturb everyone. So the parents tried their best to convey with their eyes, "You know, brother abs."

"Be strong! Be strong."

"Brother Abs, old women love you. Hurry up and kill us with presents!"

He Ming chuckled, took a sip from the teacup, then switched on the microphone in front of him, and said, "Okay. Give each child a watch and a piece of jewelry."

The parents immediately cheered loudly on the wall, and many of them clapped their hands instinctively in excitement, but they fell into the crowd, and their seats were immediately taken by others. Naturally, there was a heated debate. Brother Abs hasn't spoken yet! Can't wait to punch a hole in the wall.

Chen Ziqi immediately gave a few of his subordinates a look, and they immediately stepped aside, took out their phones, and asked someone to contact the luxury goods to be delivered urgently.

He Ming continued: But now. Please be quiet and return to today's topic. I'm going to do some talking, conveniently. The main reason is that the children can have more experience of life, more experience, and less detours. "

The teachers hurriedly held two big bricks under their armpits that they were reluctant to put down, paused in the selection of gifts, and immediately applauded with unprecedented enthusiasm... The children have benefited, not to mention their reactions. Going up and hacking people to death, in one word, of course, is in the newly purchased advanced notebook, the reality is not as full of passion as a teenager.

After the scene was quiet, He Ming cleared his throat and said, "First of all, I want to talk about my life. Like everyone else, I have been educated in school from a relatively ignorant little guy. The teachers have carefully cultivated me to have I am who I am today. So teachers, one of the greatest people in the world, I am deeply grateful to my teachers, and all the teachers!"

As he spoke, he stood up and bowed deeply in the direction of the row of tables where his teacher was, for as long as 1 minute.

Not mentioning the scene, people all over the world were deeply moved. Many emotionally weak people even thought of their teachers and shed tears... However, the reason for the "long" time is of course that He Ming also thought about himself in order to pretend to be moved. How did the teachers in elementary school, any one, all the teachers, treat him?

It's a pity that he is not an excellent student, nor is he tall, handsome and rich, so apart from the female teachers who prefer his very handsome face, other teachers, forget it.

Thinking about it this way, it's really flat. Then, in a daze, a minute passed. Inadvertently moved everyone. It's really amazing, usually acting desperately, talking about how difficult it is to rejuvenate the country, and the 45 angles that the common people care about, all of them are absolutely regarded as a joke.

It’s even made into a dynamic picture, and every member of the Abdominal Muscles is honored to compete for possession...

Can't help but helpless. It's really like money, and it can also be said to be the same as the general trend. In the past, I had nothing when hanging silk, but now, even if I don’t want it, I didn’t take the initiative, and enjoy it in the world of the dead, but two fucking idiots sent countless goods to my door for the harvest after countless years.

life!

My teachers were very excited, and many female teachers were holding luxury goods in one hand, ten times more! Take it out with one hand and get ready, now I feel that it is too low-level to wipe the tears that flowed out because of excitement, not emotion. Of course everything is in front of the camera, otherwise just touch it with your hands.

Several elderly teachers nodded with great satisfaction. They have retired, and naturally there is no shortage of them today, and they are extremely glamorous.

At the moment, to the nearby, mainly sexy female anchors, facing the camera, they pretended to have the best voice and the most chic appearance in their life, and said deeply: "Xiao Ming, this student, is indeed extremely intelligent. Among the tens of thousands of students, at the first sight of him, they will know that he is not something in the pool..." He is old and sophisticated, even if there is a Tongtian TV station that can investigate that it is already a state secret, and the relevant staff have been trained in secrecy, a certain An idiot's stupid grades.

They can also say arrogantly: "Grade? Do you know Bill Gates? He didn't graduate from college? Do you know Genghis Khan? He didn't even go to elementary school..."

He Ming sat back in his seat and began to speak: "Now, I want to tell everyone that as a person who has experienced it, as a relatively successful senior brother, I will tell some life stories. It doesn't have to move everyone, and it doesn't have to be a role model. , just as an entertainment, convenience, in a person's life, faced with many choices, sometimes, try to choose the side that is beneficial to you."

"First of all, you must have a lofty ideal, which may be unrealistic, not very pleasant, and full of difficulties. And my ideal is to serve the people! Maybe everyone thinks it is fake? But, if a person even like this He has no ideals? Or he thinks that doing good, fighting against evil, and saying no to capitalism are ridiculous and hypocritical things. Doesn’t this just mean that he is lost in his heart? Just like God is lost Human beings, human beings have also lost the kindness and love in their hearts..."

Stop here. Although he was not thirsty, He Ming gratefully recalled how the leader drank tea back then, drinking tea at the speed of a bastard...

And the primary school students looked at each other, what are they talking about? I don't know, but it looks great.

Forget it, he told his story, we still secretly thought about how to hide money, huddled our heads in our clothes and played with Apple mobile phones in advance... As a result, we became addicted to it. After He Ming finished speaking, 90% of the primary school students became It's like this... People all over the world laughed wildly.

The teachers can't control it, they are busy choosing luxury goods. Besides, so many people, especially the global live broadcast, might be paralyzed if they don't get together.

Who the hell is a born great man like Brother Abs, who looks like a big man who speaks on TV, a servant of the people who is born to lead the people?

The people in front of the TV and the computer, even the big shots, burst into laughter, especially when they saw the camera, which never left He Ming, captured Ya’s surprised and helpless expression, which lasted for a second... and then the people around him The dumbfounding expressions of a few attendants...

It's really "hahaha——".

It's so funny, life is like a dream, and the meeting gift I gave ruined me...

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