Chapter 449 Kidnapped by a TV Show

Chapter 449 Kidnapped by a TV Show

"Then, Siyu is going to ask the question that the audience is most looking forward to tonight. Friends present, do you know what it is?"

Le Siyu asked the audience with a charming smile. Of course. You Tuo took the lead and shouted: "Toad Gong, Toad Gong!" He Ming shrugged his shoulders, it turned out that the audience of those entertainment programs had been arranged, otherwise who would know what you were going to ask?

"Brother Abs, we ordinary people are most concerned about Ha Toad Kung Fu. It is no exaggeration to say that it has changed the human world. All sports, fitness, and health care products industries related to men have closed their doors and changed careers. Hire successful Hama Gong at a high price to guide it. Its efficacy is simply miraculous. Although I have heard the analysis of various experts, people all over the world want to hear your opinion, because you discovered Hama Gong and carried it forward. , and has countless successful cases. About its efficacy, principle, so-called inspiration, and final effect."

He Ming pursed his lips and put his right hand on his mouth to think for a moment, then let go of his palm and said, "Don't believe my opinion, after all, I am a practitioner, not a researcher, and I am definitely not as good as some experts in terms of academic qualifications. , scholars, etc. Regarding the efficacy and principle, I think many people have read the analysis, medical reports, etc. of medical experts, sports experts, fitness product experts, etc..” Let’s be humble first, in fact, his super intelligence instantly kills those stupid monkeys . But it would be troublesome if he exposed his superintelligence. The damn stupid monkey must be looking for him with difficult problems all day long.

Can he tell people? Please, you have two choices, one, die, two, wait to die. After death, everything has the answer, dear!

"About the principle, it mainly stimulates its own potential through Viagra and other drugs that stimulate hormones, and receives the mysterious power in the moonlight, and then produces a large amount of life energy that is very beneficial to the human body, especially the reproductive system can be strong and stimulate development. Of course It can also be said that it is a kind of vitality of the body, like a kind of physical strength. This is why, after practicing Ha Toad Kungfu, it is almost infinite, and you can always love each other as a husband and wife."

Le Siyu nodded and smiled, and the audience burst into laughter.

He Ming continued, talking about the critical moment, "Then there is the so-called enlightenment. This was also very important to me in the past, but it is not so important to me now, because... I am the king of supermen, and I have a destiny." Skills, so many people can succeed at one time. Ordinary people need to be inspired by the sound of croaking. This kind of inspiration mainly depends on two points. It’s one’s own awareness, is it very spiritual? If a person is very spiritual, then he is sure to succeed when he meets a good educator. Others are difficult. That’s it, the conditions are very simple, but the reality is very difficult.”

After He Ming finished explaining in a simple and understandable way, Le Siyu nodded happily: "I see. It's really a classic saying, the conditions are simple, and the implementation of suffering. Okay, next, let's rest for 3 minutes. Don't go away, Brother Abdominal." Let's go in-depth to tell the story about Hama Gong.

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After speaking, she smiled at the camera for a second, and seeing the relevant staff raised her thumbs up, the female anchor immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately a group of assistants rushed up to check on the makeup, and the next question, of course, the most important thing is , change the site layout, put on new advertising products...

He Ming got up again and changed a set of sofas, couldn't help shaking his head and smiling wryly, how many times? Three times.

Le Siyu comforted again: "Sorry, brother abs, there is no way, there is really no way, there are many, many advertisers in the world. I usually don't see any of them, let alone a lot of advertising fees. Our TV station is very big. , Many people have to live."

"Of course, long live understanding."

Three minutes later, when we returned to the show, the people from all over the world in front of the TV, the hot-tempered men from Europe and the United States were all in the mood to smash the TV. How many years have I not watched TV, you bastard, there are always commercials at critical moments! x!

Le Siyu asked He Ming with a charming smile: "Then, Brother Abdominal, is there any other way? Or, after a year of practice, do other successful people have skills like yours?"

"There is no other way, to be honest, I wish to have all kinds of apprentices become teachers, because I am too busy now, the operation time is only 2 hours, how many patients are screaming? Wait for me to serve the people? No, serve the patients! And At the end of the practice, I think the body should be very strong, but the toad kung fu also has a limit, just like taking a magic elixir or a treasure of life, the effect is always the last at the first time, and will gradually reach the limit in the future. Like me, unless you have skills , and grow."

As he said that, He Ming felt complacent and contemptuous, fellow compatriots, understand my greatness, only the dead know it.

I am about to become the sun demon's invincible and powerful god and demon in the universe, no, your majesty, the general secretary, the president and head of the universe!

Le Siyu sighed with regret, and asked about the details of Ha Toad Gong one after another, but unfortunately, the road is still the same way, and the opportunity is still the same opportunity. But people all over the world have at least understood one truth: there must be enlightenment from those who are successful in Hama Gong.

And He Ming's next explanation is that Superman is the best, and Little Superman and Little Superman are the best.

Le Siyu took advantage of the situation and asked: "Brother Abdominal explained the question about the toad skill very well, and there is nothing more to say. Just now, Brother Abdominal, you said that Superman is the best, so Siyu also has a lot of questions about Superman." .The lives of superhumans, their day-to-day behavior, such as their crimes, how can they be controlled?"

He Ming smiled and said: "Superman is divided into three types. I came up with it myself. It is very simple and easy to understand. There are three types, Superman, Little Superman, and Little Superman. The difference in strength between the two sides is estimated to be able to deal with a hundred little Superman. A little superman, no matter how many little supermen can deal with a superman. And a hundred little superman probably can deal with a superman. Of course not counting all kinds of weapons, because many powerful weapons can make a little superman deal with a superman Superman."

"In terms of life, in simple words, it is boundless strength, boundless energy, and amazing food intake. Little Superman should be dozens of times stronger than ordinary people, Little Superman should be hundreds of times stronger, and Superman should be thousands of times stronger. Of course, you can eat a lot at once. You can also go without food for a long time."

"It's really enviable Superman's body function. Then, Brother Abdominal, the Superman you created through surgery should belong to Little Superman, right?" He Ming nodded, and Le Siyu continued: "Then they eat with the treasure of life. Is there any difference in the Little Superman that came out?"

Of course there is a difference. To put it simply, the former is natural life, while the latter is artificial technology, but why would He Ming say something that is not conducive to his operation? What's more, stupid monkeys have a preconceived notion that needs hundreds of years to change.

Think nature is best.

He Ming smiled and said: "There is not much difference. Maybe the life of the little superman made by the operation is stronger than some little supermen, and can change the shape of the body, and can be modified into a handsome person like Pan An. Professor Hawking didn't need it last time." Changes and upgrades on the appearance."

"Women can do it too?" Le Siyu couldn't help but ask authentically, but He Ming could see that she didn't have any surprises, this was acting. After thinking about it, she understood that she felt that she was a big beauty and didn't need to modify her appearance. Naturally, she didn't want more and more big beauties, even those who were more beautiful than her.

It's a pity that He Ming disappointed the big beauty anchor, and even deliberately hit him, "Of course, she is very beautiful. To be honest, she is even more beautiful than the most beautiful Siyu beauty anchor in front of me tonight. There are many surgery photos to choose from. , I found it from the maze in the south, please take a look at the appearance of the stunning beauty that can be replaced."

"..." He Ming took a stack of photos from the big backpack and handed them to Le Siyu first. As a result, the hostess took a look and laughed "naturally", "Wow, it's so beautiful, let everyone have a look."

In fact, I only saw one, and I was so shocked that I never read it again, and handed it to the staff who came up with a "smile".

After a while, the photos appeared on the screen, one after another in front of TVs and computers all over the world, and soon the photos were available for download on the Songjiang TV website. For this interview program, Songjiang TV Station is very ambitious. TV stations, Internet, and traditional media will not let any one go. Not a piece of fat is spared.

Let's go together. starve? Hahaha……

And these "alien" stunning, actually come from the Internet of the dead world, they belong to the first-class beauties, even more beautiful than historical beauties, because of their better talents, some of them are so beautiful that they cannot be described, so beautiful that He Mingshang I'm not in the mood.

So, you can think about the impact on the human beings on the earth. Both men and women have difficulty controlling their emotions, stunned, such a beauty? Are you kidding me, brother abs can mass-produce?

Definitely, absolutely, absolutely necessary, he never tells lies at critical moments, look at Hawking's super macho back to England, saying it was for a commemorative tour before leaving England, but the British people's sympathy for him has become Gritting teeth in resentment, big brother, don’t be like this, don’t wear a vest in winter and be arrogant in the fog!

We know you don't care about tanks and guns now, but don't be like this, have some compassion, and don't win all the girls' hearts. Save some chicks for us.

We don't have an abs brother, and we don't forget girls for my brother...

The whole world is boiling, many super rich people, especially Citi people, there are many female millionaires, they completely lose their composure after seeing a few photos, they are absolutely heartbroken, full of love, and wish to give all their money and property to Brother Abs in exchange for a body replacement Opportunity. Because it is so wonderful to become such a peerless stunner. It's still the body of Little Superman, is it still short of money? Going into the sea to find a shipwreck, or doing some smuggling is also a big deal.

But their rationality tells them that unless they invest tens of billions of dollars, they will have to wait in line all the time. This is the opportunity for Superman's operation, and it is so cheap. However, it turns out that there will be big troubles under the cheapness. The sixth Middle East war alone, The two sides are desperately pursuing superhuman strength. Is the oil country short of that little money? If it was possible to smash 10,000 Little Supermen, it would have been smashed out long ago.

And the key to this operation, not to mention the "people" in the world of the dead, knows it well, and even the stupid people on earth understand it. It's not the surgery fee, it's the doctor!

Even if they understand that there is only one bastard with such incredible skills, this bastard still has time that is more valuable than gold, and he does not know where the hell (the real ghost place) is serving the people all day long.

What's even more frustrating is that there is only two hours of operation time per day, because at eleven o'clock, a group of poor, idiots, who are waiting to be fed, are so far behind that they are so far behind that they are so far behind that they will be killed in seconds after becoming a little superman!

Only then did the super-rich and dignitaries from all over the world understand what it means to serve the people and what it means to be stupid. The behavior of serving the poor has to admit that it is indeed a real proletarian idiot, and they all believe in such things.

It's a pity that there is no other way but to ask someone...

"As for crimes, in this country, all crimes, no matter who commits the crime or what his father is, as long as he is Superman, I will definitely catch him. Of course, Superman will arrest other little supermen. So please rest assured, Superman The problem of crime is basically zero, because they are very wealthy and very satisfied people, unless they are psychopaths, anti-social and other personalities, there will be no problems."

He Ming said with a "serious" face. In fact, this is nonsense. If there is a problem, he will definitely not care about it, and it is his relative, so it must become someone shouting, "My cousin, brother abdominal muscle, you Try moving me?" behind the scenes.

This is a matter of principle, first, he is just a hypocrite, second, after seeing the multiverse, who the hell cherishes and loves a group of carbon-based monkeys? Looking at Pax on Solomon's soil, I have to admit that evil is really good.

"It turns out that when you think about how powerful Superman is, once you do evil, there is no other way to stop it. It's really worrying." The female anchor said, clutching her chest.

He Ming looked at the female anchor's chest, and said with a smirk: "I'm from psychology, I understand, this is a manifestation of lack of security. Could it be that the goddess in the hearts of our beautiful Songjiang people is actually Abandoned by a man? So—" Unexpectedly, before she finished speaking, Le Siyu covered her face, and soon there was sobbing.

At that moment, He Ming just swallowed a toad, opened his mouth wide, and couldn't believe that he had come across something in the legend? After saying a word, the chick started to cry, and it was broadcast live globally? No way? It turns out that I don't understand women, and I thought "You are the wind and I am the sand..." is a lore, so I am a fool.

Several related assistants immediately came to comfort him, He Ming smiled wryly and shrugged, the man in front of the TV deeply understood He Ming, the helpless ab muscle brother, even he didn't know what to say next moment to make the woman cry.

Women like his super handsome shrug. If Pan Changjiang shrugs, you can't even see it, can you?

However, the next moment, men and women all over the world went crazy.

Taking this opportunity, Songjiang TV Station, this mother, can't wait immediately, as if she was reincarnated, or as if her parents passed away at the same time and in different places, so they hurried to the funeral, as if they were dealing with the funeral——and broadcasted commercials...

People have nothing to say, the most painful thing in the world is like this, just like life, knowing that going to work is painful, but you have to get up at six in the morning and go home at six in the evening... But, no, ****, this is a TV show only.

It's such a helpless joke that people all over the world have been kidnapped by a TV program.

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