Chapter 445 Great Joy and Great Sadness

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Of course, as a former idiot, the most outstanding advantage in life is good luck, so now that I have super intelligence, even if I want to boast about it, I feel like a 10,000-meter-high intelligent giant looking down on a pitiful stupid ant. The stupid ant is still complacent, thinking how powerful he is.

Everything is just like the first time I saw it, He Ming shook his head in his heart, feeling nothing. On the surface, by observing the expressions of the audience from the corner of the eye, and then adjusting modestly and triumphantly, trying to show my own... awesome, b.

Le Siyu was so disgusted that he asked an assistant to open a bottle of mineral water and drink it. It was an English trademark, but it had the word "Evian" in Chinese. It can be seen that it is very high-end, otherwise how can small rural workshops pay the astronomical advertising costs at the moment?

This is because China is the number one economic power in the world, and no country can ignore this largest market in the world, so the advertisement for tonight's interview is bid globally. Of course, countries such as Somalia can't afford it, and what is the advertisement for? Pirates are still tolls, oh no, sea tolls.

Now the market is even more important. Huaxia now belongs to a huge country with an area of ​​about 33 million square kilometers and a population of 2.4 billion. It has the largest territory, the largest population, and the most developed economy and military in history.

A real state trust, a monstrous monstrosity.

After all, the sun never sets on the British Empire is just a colonial empire. The Mongol Empire is even more nonsense. How can it be counted as a country when it is divided into four major khanates? And in its heyday, most of Siberia alone was no man's land, just a conceptual territory, not an actual controlled territory.

So any Earth monkey with even the slightest territorial craving usually has only two reactions to seeing a map of Asia: heartfelt sadness and a beaming smile.

The former can be classified together as "foreigners", while the latter are of course "nationals".

He Ming also knows that his exclusive interview tonight is a spiritual feast not to be missed for ordinary people, because there is no doubt that every word he utters is compared with all those stupid monkeys in the past. The road is basically the same, and I forgot what my name is when I earn hundreds of millions.

How boring, let alone super rich people watching your kid crap? I'll earn all of your net worth in one day!

But he is different, a god living among ordinary people, if he wants to, it doesn't matter if he unifies the earth and becomes the emperor of the world. Even if a mentally retarded person calculates in his heart, he knows that he controls the world's most powerful, least problematic, and belongs to one person, the ultimate force.

so,

He is potentially the first Emperor of Earth ever.

Of course, He Ming would be happy if he didn't find the world of the dead. If the name of the earth is changed to He Ming's planet, then he must be very happy.

But there is no need now. Which higher creature would change the name of the zoo where he was born and grew up to his own name, and then be very happy? On the contrary, it is a shame, am I crazy, am I the monkey emperor?

Of course, in the eyes of humans on Earth, He Ming has proved himself. He is a real communist, the cutest group of people in human history, who is selfless and serves the people wholeheartedly. Of course, those careerists and embezzlers are not counted. In fact, they absolutely have no face to meet Comrade Lenin. After going to the world of the dead, he immediately chose to keep his life experience a secret, hiding his achievements and fame.

"Then what happened later?" After recovering, Le Siyu said naturally, but her eyes were flickering with a faint pleading color: "Brother Abdominal Muscles, speak normally, don't say anything too disgusting."

He Ming pretended to be innocent and cute, not understanding the style of the beautiful anchor, and continued: "Then let's continue. After I killed the spider, the leader said something sad. Personally, I think it reminds me of the sweetness of the old days, in the dark underground To start a family with this giant, fat, colorful fat spider and create a nation of past?"

As he spoke, he admired the success of the female anchor and was disgusted again, and then looked at the camera... with a malicious smile, he knew that the leader must be watching TV.

The last time I contacted him was to help him become a little superman. From the look of his demeanor, he looked normal, and he was completely out of the shadows, so I'm just kidding.

However, He Ming miscalculated. Mr. Lan Jie, who was watching TV in the capital, was in a luxurious entertainment room, surrounded by a group of young models, holding red wine, drinking with gusto. Thinking about the past and the present, it is really cool , There is no psychological shadow at all. If he was going to break down, lose his mind, he would have broken down underground.

"Come on, let's give a toast to brother abs, and also have a spider lover for that leader."

"Damn it, brother, you're so disgusting." The tender model and a few Smecta chicks.

"Okay, watching TV makes you happy (papa)."

Le Siyu laughed a few times and saw a sign raised up, saying, "What is a spider and how can it reproduce with humans..."

As a result, questions were asked. He Ming curled his lips and shrugged as Chen Ziqi expected, "I don't know anymore, I'm not a scientist, right? I'm just a soldier, a hanger, and a public servant. You should ask the researchers about this, right?"

Chen Ziqi smiled slightly, deeply feeling that some of the staff were too weak, we tried our best to not ask the details, can you do it?

Of course, in fact, when He Ming used his super intelligence, he knew that it was the work of a huge beauty with transforming functions, and he didn't need any tools, just like his fantasy ghost doctor skills, he could take out organs out of thin air, replace blood, cells, and modify genes chain and so on.

And He Ming didn't want to talk nonsense. How smart he is now, once he says it, then there is a question: how does he know? This question needs to explain another question. You can’t imitate the pseudoscience experts and pretend to be authoritative: “Of course it’s my achievement, how do I know. Sorry, it’s a state secret.” Then the country asks you. We don't know either.

Also, not to mention pseudoscience, that is stupid neurosis in the world of the dead, and parasites who have no courage to face the truth. And the true science of the earth is just a low-level science, no matter in terms of ideas, methods, systems, or the current scientific progress, it is ridiculous.

Therefore, He Ming never thought of becoming a scientist, using super intelligence and Solomon's knowledge to promote the development of human technology on a large scale-this is equivalent to a monkey turning into Monkey King and going back to build his own zoo...

If he really did this, it must be someone else, and He Ming will definitely applaud him. This Mr. Wukong is really a real Communist Party member who can move heaven and earth.

"So, what happened later?" The hostess deliberately sipped the bottle of mineral water, where there was mainly an English label, facing the camera all the time.

Among the people around the world, French netizens triumphantly commented, "It is the most famous mineral water in our country, the best Evian mineral water in the world."

"C'mon, look at what you drink. Although there is no brand name, look at the water quality. Your Evian mineral water is like rubbish water!" Many people left messages dismissively.

Wuhe, He Ming just drank it and put it on the table. The body of the bottle is made like a piece of crystal without any logo. Judging from the water quality, it has an extraordinary aesthetic feeling, and it makes people feel thirsty just by looking at it. I know the taste must be wonderful.

Many smart people feel that this is the instinct of the human body, and they are full of curiosity and eager to taste it.

But the audience in the world of the dead will definitely tell them if they have a chance: "My dear, you can't afford it. It's one of the best waters in Shanmeng. It's the special water for powerful gods and demons and super rich people."

Of course, He Ming specifically requested that there be no trademarks or other signs for these waters. It is convenient to explain. When asked, one can say, "Wow, groundwater, wow, devil's tears..."

With a trademark, it is different. The certificate is a commodity, and the country will naturally ask for a commodity. It is best to snatch them all back. Why don't you report a place and let's go and see together?

How can He Ming have the location of the Demon City, let alone a group of ants going to single out a group of tigers... that's not very interesting.

Then, He Ming beamed and said, talking about slapping the gods of the little devil, and reaping a good harvest, "...do you still remember the Yamato ethnic art at Qunyang Art Auction? That's right, it's just a mere The little brother killed one of their so-called Amaterasu gods. I have to admit that it is really bad!"

After saying this, He Ming sublimated himself to the status of a national hero, thinking that there would be thunderous applause later, and the audience stood up in unison, contacting the past and recalling the present, with tears streaming down their faces...

But seeing the silence at the scene, Le Siyu pretended to be obviously shocked with excitement on his face, and said anxiously: "Wait, Brother Abdominal, do you mean that ghosts and those gods exist?"

He Ming was taken aback, looked at the scene, and the superintelligence immediately reminded him that he had made a mistake, which involved two ultimate questions: where did people come from, and where did they go.

If it is confirmed from his mouth that ghosts and gods are real, then this explains the question that human beings have dreamed of, so we become gods after death?

Of course, everyone cannot become a god. But with hope, everyone feels that they can become gods.

At that moment, He Ming rolled his eyes, Chen Ziqi smiled slightly, turned his face away, the chief was going to talk nonsense again, this habitual action could not be changed.

"I don't know either, according to my communication with him, at that time...because I was a dick in the past, and I was very smart, through watching ghosts and love action movies performed by some great women, I learned without a teacher 'A little' Japanese. Then, when I communicated with it, it said that it is the noble god of Oniwa. Of course, look at the face, um, there is no photo, it died and disappeared. Looking at the face, I know it is a stupid god. It has been mixed with human society, of course it is ghosts and society. Since ancient times, it has collected a large number of treasures. In modern times, due to the rise of photos, etc., it was hacked by other great gods (the world of the dead), so it turned into statues and became antiques and hid in it. In the deepest room of the secret vault. Finally, I met me. Soldiers who serve the people wholeheartedly! And we, party members, are not afraid of ghosts!"

In fact, there are a lot of stories about gods and ghosts on the earth, many of them are true, most of them are in the world of the dead outside the earth, and more are just legends, just like a blind man touching an elephant, and calling out when he touches a leg of brother abs "Thigh Brother"... "Big Cannon" and so on.

Furthermore, existences that are better mixed among human beings, such as historical celebrities, whose strength has reached the level of immortality, and even demigods, are definitely incredible gods and demons on the earth.

Inquiry: details of ghosts and gods, names, heights, characteristics, life experiences.

Several signs were held up and appeared in Le Siyu's sight. She calmed down for a moment and said, "Brother Abdominal, we are very interested in learning about the first human being and God you have ever seen. What is its specific situation?" : Name, height, weight, physical signs, and life experience?"

He Ming knew that at this moment, the whole country of the little devil was going to have a carnival. Although this god died in his hands, we have eight million ghost gods! That kind of national commonality, that kind of unity must be very passionate.

So He Ming chuckled and said: "What is the name Jiatai (darkness is an adjective, indicating that this 'god' is a dark demon), the height is still very tall, and the weight is several hundred kilograms. Ghosts like ghosts and warring states. The life experience is mainly in the Nara period, because I can see that there are many works of art in the Nara period from the artworks I sold. There are also life experiences in the Warring States period, because I found A few very good samurai swords from the Warring States Period. Oh, and finally there is the swordsmanship secret book of the sword sage Tsukahara Buden, which is like the level of Hama Gong."

After finishing the last sentence, the smiling Le Siyu turned pale with shock, and blurted out, "A swordsmanship of the level of Ha Toad Gong? Do you mean that it is a state secret? Is the country and the army secretly practicing it?"

As he said that, a strange thought came to his mind, is the era of cold weapons coming back? No, it should be a combination of hot and cold weapons, right?

Not to mention that there was a lot of discussion in the audience, Chen Ziqi and other official officials also whispered to each other, asking if there was such a thing, and then there was no such thing at all. So it is confirmed that He Ming has not handed over this thing, because they are basically in the high-level, and all the news cannot be hidden from them, because in modern countries, the flow of information is very convenient, so even an extreme dictator can't do it. It is impossible to keep all the secrets by one person.

So I didn't cut this paragraph out. After it was broadcast, the ghosts and the whole country immediately became ebullient. Look at it, and the cheats of the sword master came out. We... are indeed one of the splendid civilizations, a nation with many heroes— —The next moment, the ghosts and humans were stunned. More than 95% of the people were watching TV, and 50% of them were crying on the spot. Especially the little devils who practiced swordsmanship were the most excited, and they were as dumb as chickens.

Because of a simple conversation.

"Of course not, it's just swordsmanship. Of course, the lethality is absolutely unpredictable." Abdominal Brother said with a smirk, and many smart little devils felt bad.

The glamorous female anchor looked forward, "So, Brother Abdominal, where is this kind of swordsmanship now? Is the country secretly studying it with you?"

"No. I can understand Japanese, but I can't read Japanese. I know it's swordsmanship or I studied the preserved cover later... That's right, the smart person in front of the TV guessed it right, because it was underground at the time, that The leader suddenly wanted to take a shit. How could I bring toilet paper for the next dungeon, so I threw the swordsmanship cheats to him and let him wipe his ass. By the way, he ate the best essence of that little devil's god, and his hands and feet grew out , the first act of turning back into a human is to shit."

After saying this, the ghost and the whole country cried out from joy to sorrow.

And in a high-end villa in the capital of Huaxia, Lan Jie's face turned blue and white. Let the young models retreat to watch TV in the bedroom, and the young models twisted their waists and left coquettishly.

Quickly yelled, "Your uncle! It was obviously you who ruined it! Your uncle, and you fucked the best baby, and you treated me as a fool! Damn, I'm really going to be pissed off. I didn't understand what it was until today. It is said that it is better to offend a real villain than a hypocrite."

After venting, Lan Jie looked at He Ming on the TV with a wry smile and said, "He is really a perfect hypocrite. Well, buddy toasts you. Thank you for the toilet paper that made the little devil suffer. Also, my story Is it over? Although it’s kept secret, I’m… I’m also afraid of human flesh if I spit like this! How can I pick up girls when I go out in the future?”

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