Chapter 514: Catch that Devil Fruit

The next day after the script was finished.

Early in the morning.

Li Nuo's cell phone rang several times, and he slept like a dead pig.

Cha Bai couldn't stand it, so he got up and answered his phone, pressing it to his ear.

"Li Nuo, I didn't sleep all night."

It was Zhu Li who called.

"Ah..." Li Nuo was still half asleep: "Ah."

"I'm serious."

Zhu Li's tone was very serious and a little tired.

"Do you really want to draw that "Cthulhu vs. Bai Jie"? I tell you... this won't work."

"It's "Bai Jie vs. Cthulhu."

"It doesn't matter... the key is... yours won't work."

Li Nuo was so sleepy at the moment that he skipped the small talk and said bluntly: "If you have the guts, chop off my hand, otherwise you can't stop the war between Bai Jie and Cthulhu."

After that, he hung up the phone, blocked Zhu Li's number, turned off his phone, and planned to go back to sleep.

"What's wrong..." Cha Bai woke up, touched his face, and asked, "Which wild woman did you do behind my back..."

"Yes, I did a lot behind your back... I'll sleep a little longer..."

Cha Bai touched his lips: "I'm so thirsty, Li Nuo, get me some water..."

Li Nuo covered his head with the quilt and said in a muffled voice: "I have a faucet, you have to turn it on if you want to drink."

Then Cha Bai got up.

She was wearing slippers, covering her head with one hand, and walked around the house and found a particularly sad thing.

There was no water at home.

And the water was cut off today.

It was just as Li Nuo said, only Li Nuo's faucet in this house could quench thirst.

While Cha Bai was hesitating, she opened the refrigerator and saw a bottle of beer. She took it out and asked, "Isn't it your urine?"

She knew Li Nuo too well. She would always find strange things in the house. There was a storage box. Cha Bai saw Li Nuo's urine for testing that he had stored for five years. Later, he used it to water the flowers and gave the pot of flowers to the old man in the grocery store downstairs. Probably last week, the grocery store closed down.

Li Nuo: "..."

Cha Bai shook the beer can, opened it and swallowed it with the foam.

"I said..."

Li Nuo pursed his lips.

Cha Bai turned around and looked at him in the room.

Maybe it was because her back was too lethal that she cured Li Nuo's sleepiness.

"Well, wait." Cha Bai put the beer can on the table.

She walked to the cabinet in the room, took out a string of [Family Planning Kits] from the drawer, held it in her mouth, and tore off a bag.

"Come here."

"Wait a minute, I'll put up a shield, don't let the bed collapse."

"It's okay, I broke the bed legs last month."

An hour later.

Li Nuo was lying on the bed, Cha Bai got up to collect the toilet paper, threw them into the trash can, and took out a bunch of [Family Planning Kits] from the drawer.

"Sister."

"What?"

"Forget it."

"Don't be a coward."

"I was wrong."

Li Nuo looked at the ceiling and said, "I'm afraid the house will collapse."

Cha Bai: "Are you okay?"

Li Nuo laughed: "It's okay, just a little skin on my hip."

Cha Bai comforted: "At least it's a good way to exercise."

"Heh." Li Nuo sneered, covered his eyes with his hands, and said reluctantly: "Pelvic fracture, two broken ribs."

Cha Bai: "Sorry..."

She stuffed the [Family Planning Kit] that could kill Li Nuo back into the drawer. No matter what, it was at least better than electrocuting Li Nuo.

To apologize, Cha Bai said, "I'll make breakfast for you?"

Li Nuo was a little desperate: "You're going to kill me with a series of tricks in the morning?"

So Cha Bai rushed up, kissed her and used her tongue to release [Healing Magic].

"Then I'll kill you."

"Now I'm Azathoth." Li Nuo pressed her down: "You're Bai Jie."

Twenty minutes later, Li Nuo was lying on his side facing the wall.

Cha Bai stroked his arm and comforted him: "I said I couldn't control the electricity...you didn't listen..."

"By the way, Li Nuo."

"Please forgive me."

"I want to find a job."

Li Nuo was stunned, then looked at his lover and advised: "Please forgive the world."

Cha Bai hugged him from behind, pointed her finger at a painting on the wall, and instantly teleported the painting to her hand.

Then she said proudly: "Magician, how about it?"

She has space magic, which is more than enough to be a magician. With the support of Julie and others behind her, she doesn't have to worry about encountering social problems.

Players after lv80 will indeed face various life problems. As mentioned before, becoming an interstellar hunter or leaving their hometown to join a stronger social group is the best solution. Of course, there are also a large group of people who refuse to leave.

Some of them are not honest. There was once a player who made "polonium" in reality. One gram is worth hundreds of millions or even hundreds of billions. Then he was sent to Maria Hospital on "Cairo Neurosis Star" by the Cairo people.

The rest are more honest. They focus on the script of the corridor, and reality is just a seasoning.

For example, Li Nuo.

Under his influence, Cha Bai is really bored.

She has some potential violent tendencies, in other words, she looks at the gentle bloody flower buds.

It is definitely impossible for her to do something serious. Her education is not even as good as Li Nuo. In a normal society, she belongs to the bottom king of the same level as maggots.

And she is disabled.

She can't even get all the parts when she works as a factory girl.

Even if she can find a job with that face in a normal company, her white hair is a problem. The ultimate form of a good girl who smokes and drinks is white hair. You are a secretary with long black hair, and I am a white-haired witch.

It is absolutely impossible to let her dye her hair. Li Nuo has tried it. Sometimes he also wants to experience what it feels like to be "Rem" or "Mikasa Ackerman", but Cha Bai thinks that white hair is the only dowry left by her parents' family. It cannot be tainted by hair dye. This is the bottom line and also Li Nuo's potential happiness.

Then the question is, what can I do to relieve boredom and make money, and it is not illegal.

Cha Bai's smoking brain can only think of being a magician.

Li Nuo licked her face and splashed some water on her.

"Believe me, if you play with the rules of society, society will be doomed."

Cha Bai moved his face away, pinched his cheek, and said unhappily: "Then what do you say I do? Rob a bank?"

Li Nuo smiled: "Yeah."

Cha Bai realized that she had touched a topic that should not happen. Compared with the danger in the script, the "artistic creation" in Li Nuo's mind was more dangerous than anything else.

"Forget it, I'll be a waste honestly."

"You really took off your pants and farted here." Li Nuo was very serious: "I do think that your spatial ability is quite suitable for being a bank robber. I will make suggestions and you will take action. Let's give the pot to Maljie."

"What can I do to make you forget this topic?"

"Don't you know spatial spells?"

"What if I am happy and don't change you back?"

Li Nuo was stunned. This sentence changed the offense and defense.

"I'm going to the space, breakfast is in the refrigerator."

Cha Bai sat up, holding his chest, and said in surprise: "Don't play anymore?"

Li Nuo stared with dead fish eyes: "I can't beat you... By the way, you should fight less in the future."

"Why?" Cha Bai was puzzled. That was one of the sources of her life's fun. She had originally thought of fighting with Soran in a few days to wash away her shame.

Li Nuo said earnestly: "Frequent anger or being in a state of excitement before the battle will cause disordered hormone secretion in the body and affect breast development. The excited state accelerates fat burning and also makes the breasts smaller. You can refer to Nanami."

In fact, he felt that Cha Bai's race became bigger after the promotion, and the feel and vision were a bit strange.

"Too big breasts mean more attack directions, which is not a good thing."

After speaking, Li Nuo went to the corridor irresponsibly.

Cha Bai was alone in the empty room. After a long time, he murmured: "Do I have hormones?"

...

The neighborhood where Li Nuo and his friends moved to has been named "the way to death" by the aboriginals with fun attributes because of Xiao Wu's existence.

After buying some things from the way to death, Li Nuo returned to his residence, opened the door, and entered the yard. He was stunned for a moment.

It was sunny outside.

It was dark in the yard.

A crescent moon made of paper hung on the beam.

Maljie stood on the temporary iron frame on the roof, wearing a black windbreaker.

His fingers slid across his brow, greasy and wanting to be slapped.

"The mask in the dark night hides me behind the scenes, allowing me to bring you endless mystery and temptation."

The voice was particularly magnetic.

There was also a bubbling sound.

"The night is my stage, the mask is my carnival..."

Bang!

Li Nuo shot him down with a gun.

"Turn on the light."

The new gorilla assistant tore off the paper moon on the beam, and the morning light swept away the haze of Maljie's pretentiousness.

"What are you doing!" Ma Ge was anxious: "Even if mortals cannot understand my thoughts and my existence, I am like the most dazzling meteor in the sky, unique! How can you, the unruly people, interrupt me!"

Li Nuo picked up his cane and swung it over.

"I still have a high-dimensional life."

After that, Maljie became honest and said that the situation just now was not intentional.

Because he was the male protagonist for a while, he got a strange special reward.

[Skill: Appearance of Tuxedo Mask]

The effect is probably like this.

The appearance comes with darkness, and he will definitely stand at the highest point to attract everyone's attention. As for the paper crescent moon, it is actually a special light source and atmosphere group prop for this skill.

In short, it seems to be useless to highlight one, but in fact it is a causal skill.

For example, when being beaten, this skill is suddenly triggered, forcing the beaten person to teleport to the roof to show off. It seems to be showing off, but it is actually escaping.

Comparable to [Serious Step Back].

There is also a special thing in the reward settled by Maljie.

[I played the protagonist once, so in the next script, I will suffer a backlash in a certain script]

The general meaning is that if you take on something that you shouldn't take on, you will definitely suffer retribution.

In fact, there is a deeper meaning in the translation, maybe the system can't accept the male protagonist who uses [shit block] as a move.

Let's talk about the present.

After the last script, there are not many fancy things recorded.

But there are still many problems to be solved.

As for Cha Bai, because she didn't go to the exam, the "Pokemon Academy" gave her a punishment. She has to go to the Poké Ball for further study in the near future. Li Nuo has to figure out how to enter the Poké Ball with Cha Bai.

On Maljie's side, Li Nuo talked to him about the reward for the "nail house" task.

"Not a ticket for players?"

Maerjie was a little surprised when he heard the reward Li Nuo wanted.

"Did you put urea into your brain like air?" Marjie asked him with concern.

"What did I think wrong?" Li Nuo said: "People from Cairo always come to Basel to steal things. Who knows if they have ever stolen anything they shouldn't have? Just in case, right?"

Marjie thought he could think about it, so he accepted Li Nuo's proposal. He found a Cairo star, the publisher of the "Nail House" task, a real estate company, to talk to those guys.

This job is not difficult to do.

If you prepare enough bombs for negotiation, there will be nothing that cannot be negotiated.

Then there are two more questions.

One is the "hidden BOSS" that Cha Bai found. We can wait until Cha Bai comes to talk about that.

The top priority is Chalikos in the [Weapon Box].

Marjie said: "That guy has a 'Devil Fruit' on him. Kill him and take the fruit. Is that what you think?"

Li Nuo nodded while placing bombs on the ground and said, "Yes, but there is a problem. After the Devil Fruit holder dies, the power of the fruit will leave and be reborn somewhere in the area."

He stood up and placed the [Weapon Box] among the arranged bombs.

"How do we prevent the power of the fruit from leaving, or in other words, how do we catch the power of the fruit the moment it leaves? This is the problem."

"Wait, Li Nuo."

Marger took out the [Giant Shit Block] and placed it on top of the [Weapon Box].

"The side effects of [Devil Fruit] are that they are landlubbers and are afraid of sea water. Although it may refer specifically to the sea water in the world of "One Piece", it is also a weakness. Do you really want to eat it?"

"In no mood."

Li Nuo stopped immediately.

"You can use [Devil Fruit] to make artificial fruits. Making money is the way to make money."

While talking, the two of them had already laid out a crazy trap.

With the [Weapon Box] as the center, the bombs were surrounded twice in a circular array, and there was a [Giant Shit Block] on top of the box.

Li Nuo was worried and released "Cuihua", letting it be ready to connect to the [Cuihua Flame Killing Black Dragon Wave] at any time.

He was still worried.

"Why don't you bring Xiao Wu over and let Ya help you shoot from a distance?"

"Hmph, do you know how much commission Xiao Wu wants from us?"

Marjie wanted to hold a celebration banquet yesterday where "Marjie is the protagonist", but Xiaowu was very happy and asked him for "70,000" gold coins. She also calculated how many expensive bows and arrows she used. They were all in the mall. It can be found here, and Xiao Wu's price in the "Endless Corridor" market is very high, so 70,000 gold coins is still a discount.

"Also, I have to remind you that because of you, our script did not make any money this time, and the expenses were huge. We are not far from bankruptcy."

Marger took out his calculator from the house.

【Return to zero】

"I'll do the math for you."

【一卐+】

Li Nuo took out the dagger from his waist and threw it, and the calculator shattered with a snap.

"Next time, I'll make more money from the script... If not, I'll ask Wenke for money. Also, I have an arrangement with Nanami that can make a lot of money."

Marjie could guess with his heels that Li Nuo planned to find two frustrated ghosts to be Nanami's managers.

"Lao Ma, do you want to be Nanami's manager?"

"How about we kill Chalikos first?"

Marger used escape to get back to business.

To suit the occasion, he also took out his favorite radio from the 1990s, put a cassette in it, and pressed the play button.

The theme song of "Doraemon", "Dream をかなえてドラえもん", played in the courtyard.

Joyful singing sounded.

Li Nuo controlled the box from a distance to open a gap.

[Warning: "Death Corridor" players were found invading the "Endless Corridor"! 】

[Warning: All players of "Endless Corridor" please prepare for battle! 】

The black flames above Chalikos' head burned the [Giant Shit Block].

The orangutan assistant, who had just arrived yesterday, was wearing a maid outfit and eating bananas on the balcony to watch their mischief.

The black fire burned instantly.

Although Chalikos was tortured in the box for a long time, the chimera ant's willpower was so terrifying that when he came up, he stretched out his hand and prepared to use the [barrier].

Along with the lyrics of the music "Don't cry if you are lost", Li Nuo shouted: "Do it!"

boom--!

The bomb was detonated and the fire spread.

Marger took out his pistol and used [Explosive Phantom Light Breaker] to add another handful of firewood.

The two heard the sound of killing.

[Killed "Corridor of Death" invading player]

[Complete by, "The name is too long to pronounce" team]

[Rewards: gold coin exchange card, Basel discount coupon, magic candy*3, special treasure box (take out from the captain’s mailbox)]

Marjie was shocked: "Can it still be so buggy?"

The rewards aren’t over yet.

They almost forgot there was a special mission in the script.

[Side mission completed: Mother’s love]

[Task difficulty: lv120]

[Task reward: All gold coins of the "Corridor of Death" guild "Phantom", the guild's treasure chest, 150,000 experience points]

[Task details: Kill all players in this guild, they may no longer be counted as players]

[Get gold coins from the guild: 340000]

Wouldn't Xiao Wu's employment salary be replenished now?

Li Nuo was not disturbed by the task settlement. He concentrated on staring at Chalikos' body in the smoke.

Stomping the ground hard.

A purple light spot rose from the ground, gushing into the sky like a backflowing fountain.

[Seal of Arden], soul materialization!

The power of the devil fruit, there is devil energy inside, in other words, there is a soul inside.

As long as it is an invisible soul, it cannot escape the eyes of [Seal of Arden].

At this time, Cuihua found something suspicious above, it opened its mouth and rushed down like a cannonball.

With a bang, the ground was filled with blue flames, the houses in the space were affected, the ground shook, and the buildings caught fire.

Cuihua jumped out of the smoke and dust.

Li Nuo stretched out his hand and grasped it.

He held a seed from its mouth.

It is called: [Seed of Fruit].