Chapter 1062: The Way of Serving a Pornographic Maid
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"Hahu~~~"
"What's wrong? Let me sleep for a while..."
Early in the morning, my ears were itchy due to Jeluka, and I reluctantly opened my eyes.
A pair of purple eyes emerged from the quilt, Jeluka looked over intently, and when he saw me opening my eyes, he quickly turned away.
"I've been pushed back by you several times, but why did you become shy first?"
I leaned forward, pinched Jeluka's nose, and said affectionately.
"No...no such thing..."
Jeluka pulled up the quilt a little, almost hiding her purple eyes under the quilt.
"Ha~~~" I looked at Jeluka with interest as if I had discovered a new world.
"I didn't expect...you, a dirty-joking maid, usually talks about dirty jokes all the time, but once you get serious, you are very timid and shy."
As he spoke, he held Jeluka in his arms and rubbed her face. The soft and delicate body in his arms was as soft as warm jade. The skin was so close that you couldn't feel a trace of fat. It was as smooth and delicate as a newly shelled egg. , the two plump soft flesh on the chest are pressed tightly together, well, this elastic bulging weight, based on hand measurement and visual inspection, should be about the same as the little ghost, maybe a little bigger.
This is incredible. You know, although Little Ghost is petite, her breasts are very substantial. Apart from Linya and Sister Sharna, she is the largest. Even among humans, her plump breasts are the largest. It can be called a ***, and Jeluka is from the Elf tribe. As we all know, Elf women also have a relatively secret nickname - the poor-breasted tribe.
Although the elves, both male and female, are more handsome and beautiful than other races, except for the mermaids, they have one major feature, that is, they are slender and well-proportioned. And when it comes to why the elves are so slender ...Then he probably lives with them in the forest and is more inclined to dexterity. Maybe there are other reasons.
All in all, let’s not discuss what causes elves to have a slender figure. Such a result has led to the fact that elven women generally have small breasts. Therefore, compared to the elves of the small breasts family, Jeluka is Two plump balls of soft flesh, if a jealous female elf saw them, she wouldn't be surprised even if she secretly muttered something like "cow."
It seems like a foul to have such a slender figure with such plump breasts.
"Prince of Idiots... Prince of Beasts... Demon of Breasts..."
Probably because she felt my hands on her breasts, Jeluka's face turned red and she twisted her delicate body in her arms. She resisted indifferently, but she didn't know that this kind of action would make the man explode even more. .
"Who asked you to seduce me? It's Jeluka's fault, Jeluka is the pervert." I said passionately, kissing Jeluka's fragrant lips.
what happened? Why in my mind was this person timid, with a venomous tongue, always making pornographic jokes and selling jokes, taking out countless little pornographic books from his pocket like Doraemon, and also liked to use some The dubious contraceptive pills deceive people, which has so many shortcomings that it makes people think that it is impossible for her to find a man who can tolerate her in this life. The maid with pornographic jokes, the maid with unscrupulous sex, the maid with contraceptive pills...
Why is it that when I look at Jeluka now, it seems that those shortcomings have turned into advantages? The more I recall every bit of the past, and look at this beautiful face full of arrogant attributes, the more I like it and can't help myself. ?
"That's... not really."
After finally recovering from the fierce kiss, Jeluka retorted with a blushing face.
"Still... you are not the stupid beast prince you are, muttering all day long... muttering that you have to lie down for several months... you can't make it in time for God's birthday... looking as pitiful as a puppy... not even If you are willing to talk to me...I am...I am..."
"So, the kind-hearted Knight Jeluka dedicated his pure and pure body to become the master's maid?"
I said with a smile, gently picking up a strand of purple hair with my index finger, looking at Jeluka who was stammering, mouthing hard words, and having a pretty face that was flushed. The more I looked at him, the more I thought this guy was so cute and adorable.
No, could it be that I was given a love drug to have such intense feelings?
Or is it that the cuteness and cute attributes of this pornographic maid that I didn't realize at all before, or that I deliberately ignored, are now finally being flooded, and they are all pouring down?
She was clearly restraining herself from falling in love with this stupid maid...
"Woo~~~~"
This slutty maid couldn't bear to see how complacent I looked now, so she looked at me with an angry look.
"This is a lure!"
She suddenly puffed her mouth and said angrily.
"Huh?" Her head didn't turn around for a moment, why did she say this?
"No...that's right, this is all the conspiracy of the Beast Prince. He makes a pitiful look there to lure others into being fooled. This is a trap!!"
"..."
Before I had time to say anything, Jeluka suddenly thought of something again, and her pretty face became even more sad and angry.
"No, you are deliberately ignoring me. You are clearly saying that if you don't let me recover my strength, I will never talk to you again. This is the most severe punishment for a personal maid. Yes, it is not just seduction. Jian, or Jian! Beast, big beast~~!! His Royal Highness is a super beast, he could be kicked to death by a million horses, he could commit suicide by swallowing 10,000 bottles of birth control pills!!!"
One million horses, our animal level has been upgraded again. Forgetting 10,000 bottles of contraceptive pills, you might as well just let me commit suicide by swallowing the bottles.
Looking at Jeluka who looked irritated and kept twisting and struggling with her delicate body in my arms, I tilted my head and thought about it, and whispered something in her ear.
"According to what you said, I have already done seduction and forced rape, so now even if I force myself to try rape, it doesn't matter anymore..."
"Haaaah!!"
Jeluka was stunned for a moment, and then her face was smoldering from the stimulation of this powerful word, and her body went limp with a pop.
"Um……"
Of course I was not polite, I kissed those cherry lips, flicked out my tongue, sucked the saliva inside which was as sweet as tulip tea, and at the same time turned over and pressed Jeluka under my body, another round of fragrant and boundless conquest .
"We agreed to rape, why don't you struggle?"
After the passion passed, I smacked my lips, feeling satisfied but also a little regretful.
"Ah woo~~"
Jeluka's delicate body was still weak, her eyes were dull, and saliva flowed from the corner of her mouth without even realizing it, looking like she had been spoiled.
"Hey, Jeluka~~~"
I called a few times, but Jeluka didn't respond. This look was probably a bit too exaggerated.
Could it be that……
"Jeluka, are you... a masochist..."
"What! What?!!!"
Finally there was a reaction, and it was a screaming reaction.
"That's...that's not the case. It's because the Beast Prince is too perverted." He immediately retorted angrily.
Oh, looking at her look like this, she doesn't seem to realize how exaggerated the abused look she was just now is. She probably doesn't know it even if she has the attribute of being abused. After all, she only had verbal sex in the past few days. A pure girl with dirty jokes.
"Huh~~" I hummed softly, holding her tightly in my arms and kissing her intimately.
"Since you said so, then please satisfy my perversion from now on, otherwise don't blame me for domestic violence."
He said this very domineeringly, but he didn't have any confidence in his heart. Speaking of which, what kind of abnormal method could he use to make the shy Vilas let out a shameful *** like he did to Vilas? Does this count? Or the ones with Princess Sanwu...but it seems that she always takes the initiative.
By the way, those words just now were just to scare Jeluka. Why should I think about it seriously? Bastard, if you want to give a favor to the wife-loving family, you deserve to be the number one Rog. How could you possibly do those things? ! !
When I came back to my senses, I saw Jeluka looking at me with a troubled look, as if she took those words seriously.
"I...I didn't think of anything weird." Seeing me looking over, she said in a panic.
This guy really didn't bring it upon himself, eh, his tsundere look is so cute.
I kissed the smooth lips in front of me hard. Oh no, I seemed to be fascinated by this dirty maid.
"It's just...it's just...as a personal maid...if...if you are ignored by your master...no matter what kind of beast master you are...if you are ignored...you are incompetent...so... so……"
Jeluka stammered and hesitated for a long time, her face getting redder...
"If you want to... satisfy such a perverted beast prince... I... I..."
She took a deep breath, her face flushed, and finally calmed down her mind that was racing with thoughts of shyness and shame.
"I also have a way."
Suddenly, I was very shy and could see a little bit of complacency in saying this.
I:"……"
Could it be that... like Princess Sanwu, she transformed the countless theories she saw into practice?
Well, we'll see.
It turned out that I seemed to have guessed wrong, and Jeluka’s next move confused me.
She paused, and with a shy look on her face, she pulled away my big hand that was squeezing her plump breasts.
Then, I raised my chin slightly proudly and let my eyes fall on it.
"How...how about it, you perverted beast prince, have you seen anything, are you...satisfied?"
"without……"
I shook my head honestly, sorry for my mortal level IQ, I didn't understand what Jeluka wanted to express at all.
"Your Highness the Prince..."
Jeluka suddenly changed her attitude, and for a moment, she showed a little bit of Artoria's majesty and momentum.
"Huh?"
To be honest, I still don't quite understand.
"You are really a hopeless idiot." Jeluka puffed up her mouth and stared at me.
"..."
Well, that's the only thing I can't argue with.
"You... think about it, idiot..."
Helpless, Jeluka began a stammering and shy explanation journey, as if it was a shameful thing to express in words, and her pretty face as red as an apple began to smoke again.
"I... I and He and He... and Caroline... aren't... aren't we twins?"
After finishing speaking, Jeluka turned her face sideways, her eyes filled with tears, and she no longer dared to look directly at me.
"So what?" I still didn't understand.
"well--!"
Jeluka sighed, but thanks to this buffer, the shame in her heart seemed to be forcibly suppressed a little bit.
"So...this...isn't this very convenient? Cocoa...can...can...can..."
"What can I do?" Seeing that Jielu Kaka couldn't continue talking here, I couldn't help but ask.
"You can think of me as Caroline, you idiot!!"
Jeluka yelled out in self-destruction. Fortunately, there was a soundproof barrier in the room, otherwise her voice could probably be heard on the street across a row of buildings.
"Aha?"
I was stunned, remembering the slutty maid's imitation of Artoria's aura and tone, and I thought it felt familiar. It turned out she looked like Colgate.
"How... how about it? It's convenient. You can treat it as another person at any time... at any time... you can... be able to satisfy the perverted prince's perverted requirements."
Jeluka was so shy that she cried.
What kind of expression would Caroline make if she heard her sister say this? Maybe she should be the one to cry, I thought.
"Who... who told that stupid sister... to say that she would like to sleep with me... crow's mouth... she deserves it..." Jeluka seemed to see what I was thinking, and said angrily.
Ah, revenge, revenge, she is indeed a petty and dirty maid.
"But... there is one thing... you can't... ***... that... ***... breasts, it just... can't be regarded as... after all... after all, although other places are exactly the same, but only My breasts are a little bigger than that idiot sister’s.”
Zeluka hummed as she puffed out her plump chest with pride.
"..."
If Carol had heard everything, maybe she wouldn't cry, but fight you desperately.
I wiped the cold sweat while looking at Jeluka - this personal maid is a bit tough.
"How can such a thing be imagined? You are you, and Colgate is Colgate." After calming down, I decided not to accept the temptation and put on a righteous face.
"Liar."
The result was decisively rejected by Jeluka.
"Isn't...isn't there already...reaction down there?" He raised his head and looked at me with a red face, a mixture of shame and anger.
"ah……"
Sure enough, this state of close connection cannot be hidden even if you want to.
"Now that you've found out, I won't be polite."
I pressed Jeluka's petite, slender and plump breasts under me again, murmured and kissed her.
"Is it me...or is it Kaluki..." Jeluka asked softly, squinting her eyes.
"Of course she is my lovely personal maid..."
At this time, if the choice is wrong, it will not be a strange thing even if it suddenly enters the ending of Good Ship Hatchet.
"Hmph... I still thought about it... I don't need to imagine anything at all... I'll just push down Kaluge when the time comes... The Beast Prince..."
Before I sealed her lips, Jeluka muttered angrily again.
"..."
It turns out that any option may lead to a happy ending.
"Ah, it's already dusk..."
When I got up from the bed again, I looked out the window and through the curtains, I suddenly realized that it was getting dark.
"Jeluka, wake up."
I patted Jeluka who was still lazily lying on the bed.
"Yes...yes, we agreed...to go see...Xiao Heitan every day."
Although her limbs were weak and she wished she could continue to sleep in bed, Jeluka still got up.
"Now, we are Xiao Heitan's [real] parents."
Touching my chin, I nodded proudly.
"Woo~~~"
I originally thought that Jeluka's tsundere attribute would kick in and she would make a slanderous comment about this sentence, but unexpectedly, she did not speak, lowered her head, showed a happy smile in a very feminine way, and then replied. Turning her head, she saw me staring at her, and she couldn't help but stare at her with a red face.
Damn it, my maid can't be that cute! !
"Oh, I really live a debauched life day and night, without shame or impatience." Looking at the sky, I sighed. I originally thought it was a dream, but I didn't expect it to become a reality.
Looking back, I saw Jeluka lying on the bed, holding a quill and writing something in a small yellow book. Feeling something bad, I immediately moved closer and found that she actually wrote down the exclamation I just said on it.
"Idiot, what are you doing?"
I immediately confiscated the little yellow book and slapped her sexy buttocks.
"Ah, isn't this the motto of His Highness the Prince?" Jeluka shook her buttocks and turned her head and said.
"I get up at dusk every day, hug the beautiful girl I change every day, and sigh at the sunset: Ah, I finally live a debauched life day and night, without shame or impatience."
"Don't set strange mottos for others without permission, you bastard! Do you want me to hide in the mountains for the rest of my life?!"
"It's best that way. In that case..."
Jeluka muttered something in a low voice, but she could no longer hear clearly behind her.
After getting dressed, I turned around and looked at the messy bed. I looked at Jeluka teasingly and said.
"Could it be that... we have to change rooms again?"
Jeluka glared at me fiercely and kept muttering, "Beast, pervert, will he be kicked to death by a million horses?" while quickly tidying up the bed, with sheets and other items stuffed inside. In the column, I was dumbfounded.
"Well... Jeluka, you don't want to take all of these... away."
I swallowed hard. This guy's inventory was probably almost full of sheets and quilts he had changed in the past few days.
"Is there anything strange? Do you want to keep these shameful things?" Jeluka looked at me angrily.
"That's not necessary... Just don't forget to return the money for the quilts and sheets to the hotel owner."
"Return? Why return it? I brought these things myself."
Jeluka looked at me confused.
I:"……"
This slutty maid with a mysophobia...