Chapter 1,069 Dark History

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"Xiaofan~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

In that high tone, the cry of strong longing was unreservedly revealed, which made me burst into tears. Yes, at this moment, I was already bursting with tears.

“Whoosh——————!!”

As if transcending the constraints of time and space, after the voice fell, a faint luminous white shadow broke through the air and struck. It was impossible to dodge, or rather, it was impossible to dodge. In the pitying eyes of Vilas and others, I opened my hands full of tears to greet them. In the middle, hit the forward's head and make close contact with the abdomen! !

“Boom————————————!!”

It was a heavy impact sound that made any man or woman feel pain in their stomach. Not only that, at the moment of impact, two delicate little arms also came up and hugged each other's waist tightly - taken from someone's experience Holding the girl in his arms, the other party had no chance of releasing his force, and he had to bear the cannon-like impact completely on his own.

This is the terrifying nature of ghost cannonballs. You can't dodge or unload the force. What's more, you can only greet it with a smile, or an excited and tearful smile. If you put on a slightly frowning face, it will be revealed in the future. Suffering a more violent head-biting revenge can be called a double injury to the body and soul.

For example, eating Coptis chinensis may not be painful, but when you are frowning in pain, you still have to smile, give a thumbs up, and say "It's good to eat" with your bitter tongue. A dialect full of sincerity.

Such thoughts of complaining flashed through my mind for a moment. Even I admired myself. When faced with a life or death moment, the first thing my brain reacted to was the nerve to complain! !

Then, two arms that seemed slender and delicate, but seemed to have huge strength because they often chewed diamonds, tightly hugged the waist, and the lower abdomen withstood 100%... no, maybe 1000% of the impact. Under the force, the upright body suddenly arched, and the abdomen was deeply sunk with the impact. At that moment, I had the illusion that my body was stretched by the force of the impact.

Even so, under the violent churning of my internal organs that I wanted to vomit out my stomach, I still smiled and gently closed my open hands, picked up the "cannonball" in my abdomen, and hugged it gently. The pain, this feeling as if all the internal organs are about to pour out of the mouth, is the longing that the little ghost cannot express...

Holding the little ghost in our arms, the two of us flew out, our heels scraping against the grass as we flew hundreds of meters parallel. Only then did the force weaken. Taking the two of us with us, we fell to the ground like a gourd, hitting the ground in the mud. After riding several water drifts, it rolled dozens of meters before coming to a complete stop.

Name: Wu Fan

Occupation: Druid

Level: 52

Titles: Tragedy Emperor, Tucao Emperor, Song God (self-proclaimed), the first person to die due to failure to control blood, etc.

Partners: Willas, Sarah, Linya

Personal statement (limited to two words): (I am not) an idiot (Ah! Why did you only remove the head and tail asshole!!)

Current situation (red text below):

hp: 0

MP: 0

IQ: 0

His last words before his death (with tears streaming down his face): Eat well!

The last words I prepared early: Brother Xinchun, have eternal life!

Cause of death: According to the consistent testimonies of Girl A, Girl B and Girl C at the scene, this person was raped because he was riding on multiple boats.

Police statement: This was an organized and premeditated murder case that was extremely cruel, extremely bad, and had an extremely serious negative impact on society. The criminal's motive for committing the crime was very obvious, his techniques were extremely skillful, and he was extremely calm after the incident, showing that It has eliminated the huge gap between today's RMB players and professional high-level players - no matter how awesome the title is, it can't stand up to that shining head.

Result: Because the murderer is not human, his death was in vain.

"Xiaofan, wuwu~~~Xiaofan~~~~"

The little ghost fell to the ground, lying in the arms of the motionless "corpse", crying incessantly. The softest face was covered with snot and tears, and then all rubbed on the clothes of the "corpse".

Finally, I had enough crying, enough rubbing, and enough coquettishness.

The little ghost wiped the remaining snot and tears on his face, twitched his pretty and small nose vigorously, stood up from the "corpse"'s arms, and pulled the little hand that was tightly around the other person's neck, dragging it with him. The back collar of the cloak was like the best Amazon hunter in the jungle, dragging the prey back, dragging the "corpse" and walking towards Willas and the others with their heads held high.

"Haha, ah haha~~~~"

Vilas and Sarah could only show very complicated smiles, and said to themselves: Really...it's okay.

"Little Willas, little Willas~~~"

The petite saint, who was neither big nor small, looked at the gentle girl with a prairie air who looked a little taller than her and looked more like her sister in appearance and temperament. Naturally, she stretched out her little hand and made a flattering look. Need posture.

Of course, if calculated based on the true years of existence, there is nothing unexpected about the title of this ten thousand year candidate saint, but there are not many people who know this.

Willas blinked her big dark and kind eyes, nodded and smiled, carefully, as if she were a precious treasure, she gently took out a necklace from her arms and handed it to the little ghost's hand.

The original owner of the necklace, the "corpse" who was being dragged behind by the little ghost like a prey, gave the necklace to her for safekeeping the day before leaving. Unfortunately, in the past few months when the other party left, the little ghost She has completely become a squatter at home, and has never even stepped out of the door. This necklace, which was used for her to live in a mobile home and to take shelter in emergencies, has become useless and has been kept in Vilas. Here, not used.

Now, it is finally back to its original owner.

And...after a few months, I saw the little ghost full of energy again.

Vilas smiled softly, her eyes full of love, longing and tenderness, falling on the "corpse" in the hands of the little ghost.

This family... As expected, it wouldn't work without the adults. Me too, I really want to be by the adults' side all the time.

A gentle breeze with a hint of chill blew over Willas's face. She gently lifted a strand of bangs in front of her forehead that was messed up by the mischievous wind, and brushed it behind her fair ears. She breathed in the cold air, smiled softly, and wiped out the bangs. The willful thoughts are suppressed in the bottom of my heart.

"Thank you, little Vilas."

The little ghost who took the necklace was extremely satisfied. He hummed a beautiful and sacred tune, put down the "corpse" in his hand, hung the necklace on his neck, and then glowed, like an illusory petite body, and let out a chirp. , got in, and the moment before he was completely submerged, a contented sigh of "It doesn't matter even if the world is destroyed now" came out faintly.

If we compare the obsession with love, no one can compare with the luminous ghost in front of us. This is the consensus that the girls have noticed, so for this scene, this sigh of contentment contains extremely extreme information. , have long been accustomed to it.

Then, I came back to life.

Opening his eyes, he saw the beautiful faces of Willas and Sara leaning towards them in concern.

"My lord (big brother), you finally woke up."

Two pretty faces showed relieved and reassuring smiles.

"Where is...where?" I looked around confusedly. It felt very familiar. Isn't this my room?

That's right, during the time when he was in coma, he had been moved back home.

"Where's the little ghost...?" I asked aloud, still in a confused state as if I had just woken up.

Before Vilas and the others could answer, I noticed an extra necklace on my chest. I suddenly felt enlightened and subconsciously reached out to touch the necklace pendant.

From there, you can feel the all-too-familiar breath, the breath of the little ghost, who is sleeping soundly, in a dark sky, with no light from the sun and the moon. Even if she is thrown into a hail of bullets, she will not be awakened. She is so comfortable and so comfortable. The peaceful breath of sleep.

This idiot looks like a naughty kitten no matter when you look at it.

I smiled from the bottom of my heart, and then my eyes fell on Willas and Sarah.

Although it was their own fault, the two of them actually concealed the fact, allowing the little ghost to gain enough time to accumulate power in the back, which shattered my dream of controlling the Blood Emperor. I walked around in the Santu River alive and listened. The *** standing opposite me was nagging.

Do you want...a little revenge?

I secretly touched my chin and stared at the two delicious little white rabbits in front of me with a sinister look. Of course, Akari continued to look confused.

Should I pretend to have amnesia? Doesn't my current confused state provide the best disguise?

This evil thought had just arisen in my mind, and another memory, perhaps submerged in history, perhaps forced to be forgotten by oneself, or even forcibly sealed by external objects, suddenly emerged from the scene at the same time. It burst out in my heart.

For a moment, I remembered that dark history that was distant and sealed but still fresh in my memory at this moment.

It was a dark and windy night... Oh no, I unknowingly applied the template line from The Duke of Beasts. It should be, it was a sunny day, and it also happened after I was hit by the ghost body cannonball of the little ghost. things.

When I woke up, I was surrounded by girls and took care of me. At that time, just like now, I suddenly had a whim and pretended to have amnesia.

When the words "Who am I...? And you are..." came out of the mouth with a hazy look, as if they had been cursed by a devil, in an instant, the end came.

At that time, Vilas and Sarah's bodies suddenly stiffened, and they looked at themselves mechanically, keeping their eyes wide open, with tears in their eyes. They were holding small bowls of water in their hands, which fell to the ground with a clatter, like a corpse. Wangfu Shiban, who was still crying, straightened up and fainted in an exaggerated manner.

Of course, if this was not enough, the little ghost's flashing silver eyes instantly dimmed and turned gray, and then like a fish that lost its life in the water, the ghost body floating in the air fell softly to the ground. land.

I originally thought that Linya was the saneest and would definitely notice my joke, but she also turned into a tearful person. After all, as the heir of the former Edward family, she is better than Vilas and the others in terms of will and calmness. It’s just that he didn’t faint directly.

I knew then that I was too naive and the joke was too big.

The jokes you must not make in front of your beloved girl who truly entrusts her completely to you are: first, pretending to be dead (unless they know you are acting, like just now); second, pretending to have amnesia; third: say no Like you again (even if she knows you are joking).

So I committed the second crime.

Later, I sincerely apologized. At this time, the dark history had just begun.

After listening to my explanation, Veras smiled and suggested treatment, and prepared a blow with a pan that [can make people with amnesia no longer lose their memory]. Needless to say, the little ghost wanted to engrave her teeth on me. In my mind, I will never forget her even if I lose my memory.

Sarah helped me massage. It is said that this massage technique was passed down from Aunt Lisa. After being treated with this magical massage technique, I can be greatly immune to the symptoms of amnesia. I burst into tears at that time. Sarah is better, the massage is good. , massaged well, the place where Veras’ pan had been patted, the head that was already covered with the teeth marks of the little ghost was still aching.

The only bad thing is that Sarah's massage was inherited from Aunt Lisa. It would be so good if she used fingers instead of swords. I'm sure that idiot Lal must have done this before. One move, and then he was severely repaired by this "massage" invented by Aunt Lisa. The only difference was that Aunt Lisa might have used a kitchen knife instead of a sword.

Should I have sympathy for each other? Or should I hate that old *** for causing trouble to me?

Linya prepared a set of secret exorcism magic rituals passed down by the Edward family. I am not surprised at all that the Edward family, which has been passed down for tens of thousands of years and was formerly a priest family, has any secrets. It’s just... The person who undergoes the ceremony must hang upside down in the tree for a day and a night...Does it last for such a long time?

Also, how do I feel that after the ceremony started, they told me that the magic circle under my head (because it was hung upside down on the tree) can operate automatically, automatically exorcise evil spirits, is safe and pollution-free, and will never explode, achieving unmanned *** The full automation of her work symbolized the coming of a new era of magic. After Linya made such an important declaration that could overturn hundreds of thousands of years of magic history, she yawned carelessly and went home to take a nap with the other girls. went?

Finally, it comes from Little Jasmine. It is said that Lu Gaoyin’s royal family has a secret recipe that can cure amnesia. Seeing a layer of black smoking unknown liquid with a rainbow floating on the surface, I was extremely confused at the time - why does it seem that everyone Does anyone have a method to treat or immunize the symptoms of amnesia? And it’s all secret! ! Could it be that...in the Dark Continent, amnesia is a common disease with blood inheritance as the main mode of transmission? ! !

After drinking Xiao Jasmine's dish that is said to be able to cure amnesia...my vision went dark. After I woke up, this dark history disappeared from my mind. I can't recall what I did in the past few days. What, now that I think about it, maybe Little Jasmine’s pot of soup is really magical.

So, after suddenly recalling this dark history, I shuddered and gave myself a hundred more courage not to make such a joke again.

"I'll get out of bed and take a walk."

Because of the violent impact of black history, I even forgot about the idea of ​​​​training Vilas and Sarah. Under their service, I sat up from the bed and walked out of the hall. When I looked outside, I realized that it was already dusk, and I He actually passed out in a coma for most of the day.

"Sir." Vilas, who was smiling at the side, suddenly said.

"Aren't you going?"

"certainly!!"

I clapped my hands, but I fell asleep until dusk. Is it still too late?

Is there still time... to pick up Linya?

"Sir, please comfort Linya. She is having the hardest time during this period."

The attentive Willas put the cloak on me from behind, while Sarah stood in front and helped me tie and buckle the cloak.

Alas, with these two little wives here, it would be difficult for me not to become a mortal just eating and waiting to die.

I kissed the two girls on the cheeks, straightened my cloak, and under the watchful eyes of two pairs of tender eyes, I strode out of the tent and hurried towards Akara's little black shop.

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As the sun sets, the girl who has just come out of the tent is covered with a holy golden coat, which adds a hazy holiness and beauty to her already stunning appearance, as if slowly rising from the golden sunset. The goddess of the evening walks out, and people can't help but worship this beauty and nobility.

Linya turned around and looked in the direction of the tent door.

In fact, there are still many things to do. Just for today, I won’t be able to finish it if I don’t work until night.

Obviously he should continue, but he was kicked out by Grandma Akara and Lena involuntarily.

Brother Wu...is he really back?

Perhaps, he was still lying on the bed now - after enduring Alice's impact.

Perhaps, he was having an intimate relationship with Vilas and Sarah, who never wanted to meet again.

Linya, who is said to be the most outstanding candidate of the Edward family in terms of appearance, talent or wisdom, and is even expected to become the second princess of a hundred tribes, is also worried about gains and losses at this time, sometimes smiling, sometimes feeling disappointed...

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The winners in life who are celebrating today, especially the super winners in life who have received gifts from their daughters, all of you should go wash the toilet for Xiaoqi, you bastards! ! !

***: Originally, I wanted to have the twins appear in this chapter on this rare Father’s Day to create all kinds of envy, jealousy, and hatred, but as expected, I still had to write according to the development of the plot. A third-rate writer is under a lot of pressure, you bastard!