Chapter 1076: Human-Dog War

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The old drunkard led a group of her enemies and apprentices, and easily carried out a bloody massacre in the dungeon named "the home of a certain alliance elder". In the end, the boss and so on could no longer stop her.

Seattlek alone can bear the weight of three barbarians. This is not surprising. His combat power is also three times that of barbarians.

The problem is that the old drunkard, as a human being, actually made an inhuman and shameless act. The food of two barbarians was put into her bulging belly as if she had been pregnant for ten months, and she let out a sigh of contentment, heavy. The upper half of his body leaned back and fell to the ground along with the entire chair.

Patting her belly that was about to burst, this old woman would probably be hungry for the next three or two days with no problem after tonight's meal.

Look at Old Man Farah again. He is not named the stingiest person in the Rogge camp. His belly is neither comparable to that of Seatlek, nor can he be compared with the non-human old drunkard. However, he went to the Demon Fortress twice in order to get his money back. He exuded an aura of fearlessness and unafraid of death. He stuffed a half-barbarian's portion of food into his shriveled belly. He looked like he was trying to make money at the expense of his own life. Look at it. We were terrified on the sidelines. We were no longer worried about the food, but worried that this guy might die suddenly because he overstuffed himself at any time.

Carlos was gentle and focused most of his energy on peeking at Kajie. He moved his hands carelessly on the dining table and unconsciously ate a barbarian's portion.

——The noodles are indeed not very delicious. Seeing this scene, I turned my back and laughed wildly.

As soon as these guys arrived, they were already done...I counted them on the fingers of one hand...

Ahem...we have already finished more than half of the food. Our whole family together, except for myself, has a huge appetite because I haven't been able to eat Veras's cooking for several months. I ate a little more than usual, which is equivalent to three meals a day. Half the weight of two savages.

Next is Princess Sanwu. She is obviously a little girl, but she only eats less than me. She is also known as the shadowless hand at the table. The knife and fork in her hand is so fast that a large piece of meat falls on her plate. Only two are visible. She raised her little hand gently, and just when you were delighted by the actions she showed that were full of aristocratic etiquette, the knife and fork in her hand suddenly flashed and disappeared from sight. By the time you came to your senses, she had already Putting the knife and fork on both sides, dabbing the corners of the mouth elegantly with a handkerchief, not even a drop of juice was left on the plate...

If Princess Sanwu embodies elegance and speed, then the Little Ghost focuses on overeating. This idiot ghost has such a small mouth, but it can eat pieces of barbecued meat, vegetables, and noodles that are as big as an adult's palm. Or something, stuff it directly into your mouth, without even chewing it. With a Gulu sound, the barbecue turns into a clean bone and is spit out. The rest of the boneless ones are not even left with residue.

If a mountain of meat made up of a hundred pieces of barbecue is placed in front of this little saint, she can use both her left and right hands to stuff it into her mouth at an astonishing speed. Occasionally, she will even stuff two pieces at a time on a whim, and she will be like a whale. The appearance is so exaggerated that it looks like those scenes in anime.

If she's in good condition, she may be the only one who dares to challenge Seattle's appetite. Of course, if they compete for speed, the two Seattle's put together can't be faster than her - even a giant like Seattle's will not be able to imitate Xiao's. Ghost, put a piece of meat into his mouth and swallow it directly. Well, just think that all these barbecues have been processed and the bones have been removed. One or two pieces may be okay. If he keeps stuffing them, after three seconds, he will definitely I was so choked that I rolled my eyes...

What kind of girls do I raise in my family? They just have three attributes and a glowing ghost physique. In other aspects, each one is weirder than the last - sometimes, I can't help but sigh like this.

Fortunately, the normal behavior of other girls gave me great relief. Vilas, Linya and Sarah all had normal girl portions. Sarah's portion was slightly larger, and she especially loved to eat fruits. Specifically, It’s because she practices swordsmanship and consumes more energy than Vilas and Linya, or it’s because of this or that problem, I don’t know clearly, ahem...

Sarah baby, I love you even if you don’t grow up anymore. It’s better not to grow up anymore. I just like you like this and I’m not a lolicon! ! ! ! !

Oh, what's going on? It feels like the rhythm is passing by again. I obviously just yelled out my innermost thoughts in my heart. Why, wuwuwu~~~

The remaining Vilas and Linya are normal, but I found that Linya has recently reduced her fruit intake. Could it be that...

Finally, there are the three daughters. Silos and Aikolu have very small appetites, probably because of their profession as priests. The two little princesses don’t like eating meat very much, which is not okay. It’s not okay to be a partial eclipse. No developmental problems were noted in either individual.

As for Kajier, she eats less vegetables and almost no meat except for fruits. She almost never stops eating rose candies. She has to take some time to remind Carlos that this is not how to spoil your daughter. , although I don’t know if Angel will have tooth decay, but eating candies will inevitably lead to nutritional imbalance, which will make Kajie longer and shorter.

So, without the little ghosts participating in the battle, our family managed to feed the two barbarians, which was not easy. Most of them ended up in the stomachs of Princess Sanwu and I.

In this case, a super sumptuous dinner for ten barbarians, I counted... This time the ten fingers of both hands were pressed together.

Well, I've eaten nine and a half portions. In other words, the leftovers on the table now are only one-tenth of the original ones. Vilas, your sixth sense is really powerful. You deserve to be the god of the seventh sense. my wife.

After dinner, this group of foodies were picking their teeth and showed no intention of patting their butts and leaving after having enough to eat and drink. The old drunkard and Seatik teased me about what happened in the Demon Fortress. Fortunately, this unscrupulous pair The master and apprentice are also aware of the danger-avoidance instinct of single-celled animals. Whenever the two of them talk to each other, and they are about to mention Jeluka and Xiao Heitan, Vilas and the others show special concentration. Sometimes, the body will start a cold war unconsciously, and then the topic will be dropped immediately.

As a result, I originally wanted to narrate my heroic deeds to Vilas and the others with a little embarrassment, but these two bastards exposed them first, and tried their best to belittle them, like a group of demons. The credit for the fortress is equal to both of them, which made me grit my teeth with anger, although it is true that at the end, the old drunkard helped me wipe my butt.

It wasn't until the blood moon rose three poles that a few people left without shame, feeling full of food and wine, with bloated bellies. Carlos, who still had some conscience, gave me a big handful outside. Rose candy, although it is for Kajiel.

I have always been curious about where Carlos bought these candies. I remember that on a whim, I walked around the camp but did not find a place selling rose candies. This may be enough to be included in the seven incredible events in the camp. one.

Speaking of six other incredible events…

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”

The next moment, when I stepped into the tent without any precautions, I felt a huge pain in my calf, and I howled loudly.

I was attacked by a sneak attack. The culprit is this guy. He is also one of the seven incredible events. He has a coquettish golden curly hair growing out of nowhere. It is said that he can write with his claws and even gives disgusting words. A golden Pekingese named Leona! ! !

This guy actually hid behind the door and attacked me. He was so despicable. He was simply a disgrace to the dog family. He was a scum among Pekingese dogs. He was the most arrogant golden animal in history and had the audacity to reserve dry food! !

Without saying a word, I immediately reached out my hand to my calf, trying to catch this delinquent... young dog that had dyed itself golden, and give it a good lesson so that it would know what the difference between up and down is. It's called the disparity between strength and weakness.

With a squeak and a loosening of its calves, the dead dog dodged my hand, then ran back, its canine teeth wide open, and even tried to bite my hand that was grabbing it.

That's okay, it's just the following, treason, and I was furious. A vicious dog jumped on the food and fought with the dead dog. Suddenly, exaggerated dust billowed within a one-meter range centered on the battlefield. Violent roars could be heard inside, like two armies intersecting, such as "Ga oh ga oh", "Oh oh oh, go to hell!!" and so on.

"Woo~~~~"

The girls on the side looked at him and covered their faces again. At this time, they couldn't say "Don't be like a dog" in any case.

In the end, even though I was in a disadvantageous position of being attacked by a sneak attack, I still managed to grab the dead dog by the back of the neck, and with the constant struggle and dance of its short little legs, I lifted it in front of my eyes.

"Hey hey hey hey~~~~~~"

Looking at the grinning dead dog, I laughed like an evil laugh like when Tom caught Jack.

"Where's Elijah?"

Looking back, I asked Willas with a subtle expression on her face.

"Wait, let me see..."

Vilas returned to her room in a panic and quickly took out the fish tank from inside.

"Eliya seems to be still sleeping..."

Before he finished speaking, Elijah's upper body suddenly emerged from the fish tank, making babbling noises and stretching out his two little hands toward me, as if he wanted to hug me.

"Alia, how are you doing lately?"

I squinted my eyes and gently stretched my other hand towards Elijah's pretty face. The mermaid tribe is indeed the most beautiful race favored by God. It has a beauty that even elves can't compare to, especially this little one in front of me. The mermaid princess, whom we haven’t seen for a few months, seems to be more beautiful again. She is probably the only one left in this world who can surpass Sarah in terms of appearance.

"Eeyah~~Eeyah~~"

Elijah still responded to me with her coquettish accent. The beautiful singing voice unique to the mermaid tribe made every pronunciation of hers sound like a song, intoxicating, just like the little ghost who has been singing for thousands of years. The pronunciation of the hymn melody has the same effect but different approaches.

If it weren't for the mermaid clan, especially the mermaid royal family like Elijah, whose appearance on the continent would cause huge chaos, I might have let her sing on the stage of the God's Birthday. The mermaid princess's singing voice must be the best in this world. The most beautiful music, right? As a Rogge singer, Vilas can't compare with her. There is no way. This is a huge racial talent gap, and it is God's preference.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees"

This beautiful and cute little mermaid princess picked me up and put my index finger on her delicate and perfect cheek. As usual, I rubbed it on it, then put my index finger into her mouth and sucked it gently. He allowed it, and immediately, there was a warm and soft touch on the fingertips that were completely covered by the mouth, and a small, soft thing was licked skillfully on it, making himself itchy.

I don’t know if this behavior is a form of intimacy among the mermaids, but in my opinion, Elijah’s action of sucking her fingers is accompanied by a whimpering sound coming from inside that makes people think. The sound of sucking, and what can be imagined from the tickling feeling on the fingertips, the scene of Ariya's little tongue constantly licking on it, these sound and visual effects and associations, coupled with the intoxication of Ariya's beauty Everything about her appearance can make a man bend over immediately.

After enough intimacy, Ariya spit out my index finger. It was covered with glistening saliva, and some threads were still connected to her lips. You can imagine how vigorously she sucked it just now, as if it was just waiting for food. Puppy average.

With a "crash", Aelia's delicate body jumped directly out of the water tank and bounced into my arms. I quickly hugged her with my hands.

"Alia...have you grown up a little bit?" I asked doubtfully, holding Ariya in my arms.

It used to be just as tall as one of my arms, but now it seems to be a little taller, or is it that my arms have become shorter? This can't happen, you asshole.

"Probably so. After the adults left, Elijah slept more vigorously, and would wake up almost every four or five days." Vilas and the others greeted Elijah cordially, and received a shout from Elijah. A happy and beautiful sound of "Yay yah yah".

"Is that so? Little Elijah, you have grown up."

I lowered my head and looked into Elijah's golden pupils. They were the purest and flawless gold in the world. Looking at it this way, I felt a sense of emotion - the tacky light emitted by those gold coin ornaments would It becomes bling, which is an insult to gold.

"Hey~~~"

The well-behaved Elijah slithered up to my shoulder and sat on it. Her golden fish tail flicked in front of my chest. She hugged my cheeks with both arms and kissed me. She stretched out her arms only as big as a fingernail. With her small and smooth pink tongue, she gently licked it.

Come again? It's a little itchy.

I don't reject this kind of comfortable intimacy, but I'm just a little embarrassed.

The golden fish tail flicked, touching his chin from time to time. The smell coming from it did not have the salty smell of sea water or fishy smell, but a light and soothing smell. My mind is like the natural fragrance exuding from pearls,

The fine golden fish scales on the tail do not give people the hard touch of scales. They are like a thin layer of silk clothing wrapping the legs. From the fish scales, you can feel the smoothness, softness and elasticity of a girl's skin. This makes people wonder whether this layer of golden fish scales has a defensive effect, but in fact there is no doubt about this. As long as you have seen Elijah's father, the mermaid king Ixia, each of his golden scales is half the size of a house. Fish scales, you absolutely don’t have to worry about whether these delicate fish scales are useful.

"Wait, wait, Aria, I'll play with you later. Now let's play a little game first."

The crisp and itchy smile prevented Elijah from licking her face with her little tongue. In the innocent doubtful gaze from those pure golden eyes, I turned the other one The dead dog she was holding in her hand, still struggling with its energetic limbs, was raised in front of her.

"Eliya, I heard that I have recently practiced a new stunt, why don't you let me see it." I grinned.

After looking at me and then at the struggling dead dog, the kind little mermaid princess finally nodded.

"Alia, catch the ball!!"

"Hey~~~~!"

"Gaoh~~~Gulugulu (sound of drowning), Gaoh~~~Gulugulu~~~~Gaohhhhhhhh (echo of screams)!!"

A moment later, a waterspout suddenly rolled up from somewhere in the Mage Guild. Looking from a distance, there seemed to be a flash of golden light in the night, flashing in the waterspout. He made huge screams and drowning sounds, and was finally thrown out, turning into a meteor and disappearing...

Early the next morning, the four elders of the alliance gathered outside Akara's small tent.

"I've kept everyone waiting, please come in."

The voice of the leader of the alliance, Akala, came from the tent. Farah rushed in first, but Kane suddenly stretched out his crutches and hooked his foot. He was thrown to pieces. The old drunkard laughed and stepped on Farah's body. As a result, because of last night I was too full and my body lost flexibility, so I couldn't dodge a flying kick from the side.

"Okay, look at what it's like. Is this still an alliance elder?"

Seeing Kane and I coming in triumphantly, the old drunkard and Farah followed behind with a sullen look, glaring viciously at our backs, Akara couldn't help closing his white eyes and shaking his head. .

"You all have a seat, haven't Carlos and Seattle Ke arrived yet?"

As soon as the words finished, the footsteps of two people came from the distance. The camp's unique 5+2 meeting officially began...

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I changed to a computer chair. Due to the height and the armrests on both sides, it was uncomfortable to sit on the left and right while typing. My shoulders were sore after one night, so I had to change back to the original one. Alas, why did I buy this thing on a whim in the first place? Xiao Qi is confused~~~