Chapter 2731 Misunderstanding, Really a Misunderstanding!

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"Huh~~~" I'm finally leaving. I don't know why, but I feel very tired even though I haven't stayed here for long. Is it because I didn't sleep well last night?

We didn't wait for my king to wake up and say hello to her before leaving. Anyway, it was only a few days since we left the world teleportation. We would definitely see each other again by then, and this separation wouldn't be too long.

The same goes for the pornographic maid. Thinking of this, I felt a little happy. Even though I was deceived by the name of the Demon King, the stronghold of Holy See Mountain is a real good thing. Not to mention its powerful functions, from now on From now on, after wandering around the three worlds, I will finally have a relatively stable base, and it will become easier to meet girls. Just thinking about this is enough to make me excited.

Although I haven't spent many days on the Holy See Mountain, I suddenly feel like home from there. Do you think it's strange?

In his mind, he fantasized about making the Holy See Mountain his home and living a happy life with the girls there. He couldn't stop and even turned a blind eye to the dusty figure rushing towards him.

"Master, master, someone is coming."

"Don't make any noise."

"Master, master, someone is rushing towards you."

"They all said stop arguing."

"Master, someone bumped into you."

"If you make any more noise, I will tie your tail and hang you from a tree!" I was angry, you ignorant and stupid crystal dragon, you don't even let me have a good fantasy, you are asking for death!

Hey, Crystal seems to have said something just now... something that cannot be ignored.

By the time I reacted, it was too late.

"Idiot Wu, take over!"

At the same time as the sound rang out, a girl skillfully carried out a huge momentum, kicked her feet, turned her body sideways into a roaring cannonball, and crashed straight into my lower abdomen, which had been broken by the crystal.

"Pfft!!"

His body bent into a "＜" shape, along with the girl who bumped into him. The two of them flew out and turned into a gorgeous parabola in mid-air. They fell to the ground and rolled gurglingly. He rolled more than ten meters away before stopping.

It’s still the original recipe and still has a familiar taste.

Lying on my back, my eyes were filled with tears that showed no signs of drying up.

Who provoked whom, and who provoked whom? !

"Humph. I've finally been tricked. Idiot Wu, you are here today. You know how powerful I am, right?" Holding her swollen head, the idiot elf princess staggered to her feet and raised her right hand with a proud look on her face. Declare another victory for yourself.

What does "again" mean? It's like she has beaten me before. I can't bear it!

I jumped and turned over, and I angrily rushed towards Beiya, who had already prepared the Iron Finger Tiger. With a loud shout, fighting with me, the savior, is an old routine. We have been fighting for many years, and each other's methods are very good. As for Beiya, the strength is increasing day by day, and it seems to be better than my body. Faster look.

However, there is still a gap in overall strength, and Sanquan was beaten by Tiehu's finger. After two bites, I finally subdued this little velociraptor that dared to challenge the superior hunter.

“Creak, creak, creak, creak~~~”

"Hahahahahaha...hahahahahaha...bastard...bastard...hahaha...idiot Wu...ha...haha...have the guts...hahahahaha...have the guts to let go of His Highness...haha... ...Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..." The idiot elf princess, who had been scratched so happy by me, stared at me while panting with laughter, and dared to continue to provoke me.

I frowned. Recalling the painful memory of being knocked away by a crystal, old and new anger suddenly surged up. You all thought I was easy to bully, right? If I don't teach you a profound lesson, you won't know how to stop.

So, I stopped squeaking. He flipped Beiya's body gently and let her lie on her lap obediently. Seeing this position, Crystal shivered immediately, subconsciously covered her butt with both hands, and took a few steps back.

Just as she guessed, the crisp sound of snapping echoed throughout the Crystal Tree again.

"Let... let go of me, you idiot! Pervert! Beast! Let me go! Don't hit me again. This is an order, an order! Oh, oh, oh, oh, damn, wait and see, even... even Al Sister Tuo has never hit me like this, wait and see you idiot Wu!!"

Beya's face was red and ready to cry, the pain from her buttocks, the numbness from contact with the opposite sex, and the snapping sound that made her so ashamed, it was like mustard going straight to her head, making her brain dizzy. For some reason, the yelling and cursing in his mouth gradually fermented and became strange. If it had to be expressed in words, for example, it turned into a scolding sound, then into a cooing sound... or something like that.

As I spanked Beiya, I was thinking about another thing, which was the meeting with Yalandlan this morning. What I had thought about before was that this stupid princess Beiya actually learned to handle official business? Could it be that she is possessed by demons from hell? No, I have to check her vagina to make sure she is still genuine.

Of course, this is just a joke in my heart. Even if it is the right time and the right place (?) situation like this, I will not risk my life to lift her skirt. After all, I am a person who has no moral integrity. Yes, uh-huh.

"There is a flaw!" Probably because he thought too deeply, Beiya actually found an opportunity. Those long, thin, straight, smooth and delicate legs are like rare jade, which are worthy of [Leg Player]. In mid-air, with incredible softness and flexibility, she suddenly turned with force like Thomas whirling around. With this force, her whole body was freed from my distracted hands.

Originally, if it was just like this, if she just simply wanted to get away, everything would be easy, but this idiot elf princess was too greedy. While escaping, her heart was full of anger, and she gestured with her thigh in mid-air without hesitation. The blast was louder and kicked towards my head with a whistling sound.

Such a temporary change of movement reflects the amazing flexibility of our Elf Princess's body. At the same time, it also inevitably makes... the angle between her legs... slightly larger, and the skirt above her knees is completely turned up. got up. If there is a man next to him, Beiya will suffer a big loss.

Fortunately, no, but unfortunate things happen. That's me. I didn't react for a moment. Facing Beya's struggle, my big hand still fell according to the previous trajectory. What happened. Naturally, it was impossible to spank Beja again, but if you want to say that it was a complete failure, that's not the case.

In short, there was an indescribably soft and warm feeling on my fingertips, as if there was a hint of moisture. I accidentally fell into a ball of cotton, and then what? Practice makes perfect... Ahem, no, how can I use this word to describe it? It should be said that it was accidental. An accident is an accident.

In short, the inevitable accident happened. As he lowered and raised his big hand, something seemed to be hanging on his fingers, and Beja's legs were waving, as if cooperating with my movements. The little thing hanging firmly on her finger slipped silently from between her legs and peeled off.

All this happened in a flash of lightning. Beya's explosive move, her slender legs spread in a straight line, accurately kicked me on the head and kicked me away. And she, with the help of this strength, twisted her waist that could only be grasped, turned over in a perfect kite in mid-air, landed on both feet, and supported the ground with one hand. Just like a Hollywood action blockbuster, so handsome.

At this time, Beiya didn't realize what was happening. She landed in a posture that she thought was handsome, but was actually extremely handsome. She struck the enemy and at the same time highlighted her tall image. She couldn't help but feel happy, but she still wanted to Stay cool for a few more seconds and keep your actions unchanged until...

It wasn't until a gust of breeze blew through her dancing skirt that she felt an inexplicable chill underneath. The stupid princess who was slow to react hurriedly stood up straight and touched her skirt with her little hands, showing an incredulous expression. She couldn't believe it and touched it again until it was confirmed. She was dumbfounded. First, her whole pretty face turned red, like boiled prawns, and then her eyes were filled with tears of shame.

There was no need to guess. Her watery eyes, filled with shame and anger, immediately locked onto the druid who was flipping over on his back.

It hurts, it hurts, this girl really dared to kick her with so much force.

I subconsciously wiped the head that was dizzy after being kicked. Then, my eyes darkened, and a piece of soft cloth hanging on my hand was stuck to my face with this movement.

Soft, warm, almost body temperature to the touch, as if it were something personal that had just been taken off the body, and it also had an indescribable light fishy fragrance...

Um?

Pulling apart the cloth attached to his face, he saw a large cartoon dog head printed on a pure white triangular cloth. This was what caught his eye.

Subconsciously raising her head, Bea's eyes were shedding huge tears and turning black and lifeless, approaching her as she staggered closer step by step.

"Wait... wait, Beiya, this is a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding!" I sat down on the ground and kept kicking my legs back, until I was finally shrouded in Beiya's shadow.

To be continued. )