Chapter 2733 Farah: Captain, Don’t Shoot, It’s Me!
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"That's right, it's just a doll. Even if you want to raise bugs on your body, the bugs won't do it, right? The biggest problem is an oil leak or something. Let me take a look. Are there any oil leaks in the joints? You're welcome. We all know each other. For one game, I'll help you block it with mud for free."
Facing Ben Zina's repeated provocations, how could I bear it? I fanned my nose and leaned forward, frowning as if I really smelled the smell of engine oil.
"You're the one who leaked oil, you'll die!" Ben Zina was furious, and she pulled out the rapier again, stabbing at me like a flash of light.
"Ignorance, stupidity, I have already seen through your moves."
I twisted my waist, moved my steps, and shook my head. In the countless piercing lights, I looked like a slippery loach, and a series of misses flashed over my head.
Huh, using the same moves against the Saints is useless, stupid doll Nayo.
Taking a deep breath, her light brown eyes, as bright as amber, stared emotionlessly at me twisting like a loach. Benzina made a decision and put back her rapier.
"Indeed, I was too careless. I have always used a thin sword to deal with you, a stupid monkey, and my routine was seen through. I have no choice but to use other methods before I think of new moves."
Princess Nana said this, while cracking her knuckles left and right, she approached me with a smile on her face.
Wait...wait, empty hands is a foul!
As soon as I saw that the situation was not good, I ran away and hid behind Tia.
"You hide behind a woman, what kind of man are you?"
"I keep screaming like a monkey. Only now do you think of me as a man?"
"Even if you are a male monkey, you should show the courage of a male monkey and stand up for me!"
"To whom? Female monkey?"
"Very good, I have already thought of a dish. I just need some ingredients." Benzina became murderous, surrounding Tia, and chased me to death.
Her fighting ability is not good. This doll princess seems to be particularly irritable today. Is that the one coming? By the way, do the dolls also have that?
The fight didn't last long, because Arturia also came, bringing her MiPa Knight.
"Your Majesty, Mira~~~" As soon as he saw his best friend coming, the confused knight immediately abandoned me, my loyal and hard-working guide dog, and ran to the opposite side. He first saluted my king, and then happily held hands with Mira. In love.
"Sorry, I'm late." Seeing that everyone was almost here, my king quickened his pace.
"It's okay. There are still people who haven't come yet." I gave up on my wife and walked to Akara with her, quietly watching the completion of the world transfer.
My ears twitched, and the Beat Knight and the Confused Knight behind me seemed to be whispering about me, hmm, do you want to say something bad about me?
"I'm sorry, Juliet, for leaving you behind for so long. Have you been bullied by His Highness?"
"No, His Highness is a good man."
"..." He secretly slipped me another good guy card. It's not okay for Juliet to kiss you like this.
"Not only did I bring Juliet home, but I also played with her every day. Juliet is deeply loved by His Highness."
"..." Hello. There is an ambiguity in saying this. Please don’t misunderstand me, Knight Mipa. I just love Juliet like a pet. Also, I am not Welsh.
"Oh, really? Are you still playing couple's house?"
"Yes. Juliet wants to be a qualified wife, and her wish will not change!" The confused knight clenched her little fist with determination, but then she lowered her head in disappointment.
"Although His Highness is willing to play with me, there are times when he is not willing to play with me."
"oh?"
"His Highness doesn't want to play with me at night."
"Ah hahaha, it turns out that's the case. There is no other way. Your Highness also has to spend time with his family, so he can't just patronize you."
"..." Oh oh oh, I have changed my view on you, Knight MiPa. Could it be that you are a sinister person, but when you cut it open, it turned out to be pink inside? !
"Yes, Juliet understands it very well. Your Highness, you love your family very much. Although you can't explain it, you can tell it at a glance." Juliet clasped her hands together and showed a happy smile.
"It would be great if Juliet could become a qualified wife in the future and find a husband like His Highness."
"..." No, no, no, your requirements are too low. As long as you want it, most men in the world are willing to line up to give you more perfect happiness.
"However, Juliet is still a little curious. What is His Highness doing at night?"
"..." Jie Jie Jie Jie, of course you are doing inappropriate things for children with girls. Juliet, you don't know or understand Jie Jie Jie Jie.
"So Juliet took a sneak peek."
"……"Huh? ha? What did she just say? I laughed so ecstatically that I seemed to be hallucinating. I must have heard wrong, right?
"As a result, I saw His Highness, who was naked, pressing Linya, who was also naked, underneath..."
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
With unexplained screams coming from my mouth, I turned around and pounced, throwing Juliet to the ground and covering her mouth tightly.
"Ha...ah hahaha, Juliet, what are you talking about? You must be dreaming. You are dreaming about some strange things, right?"
Covering Juliet's mouth, I lowered my mouth and spoke word by word in her ear, trying to forcefully distort Juliet's memories.
"Uh-huh, uh-huh." Juliet nodded vaguely, as if she was easily convinced by me. After all, it was single-core and single-threaded. I breathed a sigh of relief and slowly let go.
"It turns out that I was dreaming." Juliet muttered to herself with a blank expression.
"Yes, yes, yes, I am dreaming." I nodded desperately.
"But, it's really real." Lying on the ground, looking at me in a daze as I threw her to the ground, Juliet suddenly smiled, with a touch of girlish shyness in her smile.
"In the dream, His Highness and Linya were like... just like His Highness and Juliet are now."
I thought things would just go away like this. Hearing Juliet suddenly say something like this again, I almost spit out a mouthful of blood. I quickly stood up from her and took a look around. I found that except for a few people such as Akara and Hasta, everyone was looking at me with subtle eyes. When I noticed my glance, they quickly avoided it as if nothing had happened, as if to say something. I didn't hear it. I really didn't hear anything.
"I..." I opened my mouth wide, trying to explain something, but I saw that everyone was covering their ears, and I couldn't say anything. The only thing that could come out were the raging tears that fell from my eyes.
"Your Highness...please forgive me for my condolences. Juliet didn't mean it." In the end, Knight Mipa patted me on the shoulder and comforted me.
Just because it was unintentional. That’s even more deceiving!
Fortunately, the representatives of other races who came soon after finally broke the delicate atmosphere in the World Stone Hall.
For example... Tudiao Donggua, he was noisy as soon as he arrived, and his whole body exuded a strong smell of alcohol. Standing in this solemn hall, he was as dazzling as a pile of large non-recyclable garbage.
In contrast, Chris, the smirking prince who represents the werewolf tribe, is much more gentle. Even when chatting with Akala and the others, he speaks softly.
Then there are representatives of the Amazon clan. They seemed to be interested in letting Sister Sharna, who had already entered the hell world, serve as the leader of the Amazon support team this time. However, I'm afraid that their calculations are wrong. The Sister Sharna I know is not a queen who would compromise so easily.
However, Sister Sharna still has special and complex feelings for the Amazons, and she can't let them go. As a hybrid of Amazon and Elf, she seems to be more inclined to acknowledge her Amazon ancestry. Therefore, I can't guarantee what my sister will make in the end. All in all, I will make a decision based on the situation.
Soon, representatives of all races had arrived. Seeing that the world teleportation had reached its most critical moment, the mages surrounding the World Stone were already making the final sprint. Their loose mage robes were soaked with sweat, and The World Stone and the huge world teleportation magic circle on the ground lit up with various lights. Everyone retreated one after another until they retreated to the edge of the hall before stopping, looking at the World Stone and dozens of other objects that had been wrapped in a ball of light. The mage was all sweating in his heart.
"What...Grandma Akara, have you ever said what the success rate of activation is?" I suddenly realized that I seemed to have been ignoring something. Compared with the time of activation, the success rate of activation seemed to be more important.
"This... is big, very big. Anyway, Wu, don't worry. We must only dare to do this when we are absolutely sure. Otherwise, if the World Stone is damaged, the entire alliance will be set back a thousand times. years."
Akara comforted me with a smile, but after dealing with her all year round, I could vaguely see that hidden under her calm and composed expression was a rapidly expanding tension. Her worries would not be lost to anyone present. , after all, this was all done under her leadership. It would definitely be a lie to say there was no pressure.
Fortunately, the Mage Guild, headed by Old Man Farah, lived up to Akara's expectations. Just when everyone was so nervous that they were about to suffocate, as a circular light spread, the entire World Stone Hall suddenly became brighter, exuding a stronger light than before. Brilliant light.
Even a magic idiot can immediately guess that this is good news.
"Great Elder Akara, you are fortunate to have lived up to your mission." When everyone was attracted by the bright light emanating from the hall, the dozens of mages, covered in sweat and exhausted, walked towards us.
"Thank you for your hard work. The mainland will never forget you, and history will not forget your contribution." As a leader, Akara certainly knows what words can be the most inspiring at times like this. Sure enough, when he hears the words "engraving history" , this group of mages who had difficulty standing still suddenly became energetic and forced out some strength.
"It's all thanks to President Farah. It's because of his unremitting research on space magic over the years that he is able to support the opening of this world teleportation. We are just pushing it from the side."
The leading old mage smiled, and sat down on the ground regardless of the mage's image. His eyes were deep and shining as he looked at the World Stone in the center of the hall, where their sweat would forever be condensed.
"This time, we have to commend Farah for his contribution." Even Akara, who had always been extremely strict with Farah and strictly controlled his private research funds, showed a satisfied smile at this time.
Well, that old man has been devoted to the research of space magic. I have known for a long time that my home, the small white tent that seems to be only a few square meters, but actually contains the universe, is all due to him, so at this time , no matter how many times this old guy’s evil deeds and moral integrity are rumbling in my mind, I have to, like Akara, give him a sincere thumbs up.
After all the likes, it’s my turn to appear!
There seemed to be more than one person who had the same idea as me. When I walked towards the World Stone, several people also took steps in unison.
Everyone's movements paused at the same time. You looked at me, I looked at you, all showing firm eyes determined to win, just like a group of mice grabbing cheese. This moment is the time to test humanity and friendship.
"I got Harrogas's heart back, and I got the Holy See Mountain back, so I will take the first place." I spoke first, and a surge of overlord aura came out. Yes, who of you has it? Did I get a lot of credit? If you don’t have any, then you have the nerve to snatch it from me?
"Mira, Juliet, hold Fan down."
Following my king's command, her loyal knight carried it out without hesitation. For me, your highness, the prince, he pushed me to the ground without any hesitation and prevented me from moving.
"Why? Artoria!" I was heartbroken after being betrayed by my beloved wife. While struggling desperately, I asked my king loudly and sadly.
"If you want to talk about why, Fan's luck has never been very good, how can you be the first to try?" My king looked matter-of-fact, and the other competitors also nodded. In short, I am the one who has made the greatest contribution, but I am the one who attracts the wind. , was the first to be exiled.
"When it comes to understanding magic, I think among us, I should be ranked first, so I should be the first to try." Dia held her little hands behind her back, smiling brightly and innocently, but What he said was very powerful.
"No, Harrogath's heart is the sacred object of our barbarian clan, and my body is the strongest. Even if something happens, I can probably withstand it, so I am the first." The representative of the barbarian clan Qualkek, stepped forward, flexing his powerful muscles.
"I have a summoning relationship with Xiongta. If anything happens, he can summon me back immediately to avoid accidents, so it is the safest for me to go." Master Wu Emperor's voice was calm and majestic, and his petite, slender and beautiful figure , even when facing a five-meter giant like Qualkek, he showed no timidity at all.
"I am the strongest, so I should be the one to do it." My king lightly closed his eyes, but every word he spoke was as heavy as a thousand words. The power of the king was as strong as the substance, making people unable to resist her surrender. heart of.
Just when these people were fighting over each other, suddenly, the World Stone lit up with a scorching white light without warning, and a figure vaguely appeared inside.
The white light disappeared, and Farah, who came out with a sparse beard, glanced at the warm atmosphere of the hall, showing innocent eyes...
. . . (To be continued.)