Chapter 2848 Da Da Da
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"Hey, is there any? What's wrong?" Tia, who showed a curious baby expression, hugged my arm tighter. …≦,
"Monster, don't you think we haven't encountered a monster in a long time?"
"Maybe it's because the weather is too hot, so they are hiding."
"..." Looking at Tia with a cute face, I don't know what to say. Not to mention that she is a princess who was born and raised in the desert. Even I know that there is no such thing as heat in the eyes of monsters, even if it is People can jump quite hard at noon, so adventurers who come to the desert for experience usually choose to rest during the hottest time period and work harder in the morning and evening.
"Is this really true?" I tried to see something from Tia's face, but this girl had mastered the Queen-level skills at some point, and tilted her head slightly with an innocent expression.
"Otherwise, what do you think the reason is?"
"I'm just asking you because I don't know."
"Yeah, I don't know exactly why, hehehe." The little girl responded with a silly smile.
Forget it, I am accompanying the girl to practice anyway. Since she is not in a hurry, why should I be in a hurry?
However... under the hot desert sun, we show our love like a honeymoon trip. I guess our idiot couple is unprecedented. Even if it is not the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers and the silver beach, it should be a place with beautiful scenery. ah. Am I going to have to date this girl who can be romantic anywhere in the world of hell on a pile of bones or in a swamp?
After wandering around like this for an afternoon, I found nothing. There was not even a shadow of the monster that usually loved to jump around. Even the sandworms that came out from under the sand from time to time to grab a shot seemed to have fallen into hibernation, which made me temporarily I wonder if this is the lost city that discourages most adventurers. It's a safe zone cleared by the alliance.
Otherwise, why not go to the Snake Canyon to find trouble with the snake people to confirm?
In the evening, we returned to the ruins of the village where we stayed last night, set up tents, lit a bonfire, and started preparing to cook dinner. Just like yesterday, Tia smiled shyly and generously took out the first meal in front of me. Two bottles of Daughter's Red.
Anyway. This time I ate my dinner before rolling into the tent, which was an improvement compared to yesterday.
On the third day, we still found nothing and didn't see half of the monsters. I started to wonder if I was dreaming. This is unscientific. Where did the monsters that usually jump around go? The sudden disappearance without a trace made me a little panicked.
However, my waist and legs, which are still a little sore, tell me that this is not a dream.
Tia behaved normally. I seem to know something, but every time I ask. She would use various topics to confuse me, and she was determined to have a four-day and three-night honeymoon trip with me in a place like the depths of the desert.
Because Tia just said that we will go back together tomorrow.
Amidst my suspicion and uneasiness, the third day came to an end in a flash, and it was evening again, and it was time to make dinner. Seeing that Tia was looking for something in the inventory with a shy look on her face, and the blush on her face was a little lighter than yesterday, I felt sad and reached out to stop Tia's actions.
"Wait a minute, let's just eat some sandworms, scorpions or something tonight."
"Really?" Tia stopped. Looking at me in surprise.
"Of course it's true. I also want to try to open the door to a new world."
I have a look on my face that I am doing this for your own good. Think about it, if your daughter drinks all the wine, where will she find it? There is no way we can dig up what you buried for our future daughter and drink it.
Wait, I don’t want to bury the hatchet for my and Tia’s future baby daughter. Despicable, shameless and nasty men who dare to seduce my daughter must die!
Although the sandworm dinner is a bit unpalatable, I would rather eat it if I had to make a choice. Ben Zina is absolutely right. This special daughter's red is so powerful. One cup of that, two cups of that, three cups of that. , this small earthen jar can hold ten cups. Even if Tia and I drink together, each of us would have to drink seven cups, which is already beyond the limit of three cups.
So, it’s not without reason that my legs have been shaking when I woke up in the past two days. And Tia, although she looked like she was about to be ruined by being tortured, but she should remember that there are only cows that are exhausted, not those that are damaged by plowing. Tian, in any case, is just "almost", which is essentially different from "already".
"That's great." Seeing that I was so accommodating to her, Tia happily gave me a big hug and a big passionate kiss.
Then, what did Tia, who was extremely happy, do?
When she was cooking a feast of sandworms, she poured a jar of daughter's red into it.
It seemed that tonight would be another sleepless night. I looked up at the sky at a 90-degree angle, tears streaming down my face, and a new formula for combat effectiveness gradually emerged in my heart.
Tia + special daughter red = three-tailed sky fox (sane mode)
What, you ask what will happen to the little fox in the form of a three-tailed sky fox if it loses its mind? Have you ever seen a mummy? The blood can be squeezed out by her.
Ahem, let’s not mention this embarrassing incident. Anyway, after three nights of going crazy with Tia, we finally embarked on the journey back.
At this time, Tia explained to me with an embarrassed look why she couldn't see the monster.
First of all, she has been in this place for more than a month. She must be very familiar with where there are more monsters and where there are fewer monsters. As for me coming all the way to find her, how can Tia let this go so easily? The opportunity for sweet and affectionate love, let monsters disturb their world.
This is one, and the second point is that Tia also relies on guessing. Logically speaking, even if she leads me to a place with few monsters, it is impossible not to encounter a monster for three or four days in a row.
That is related to me. Although I, the Demon King of Love and Righteous Desire, was just casually appointed by Lucifer and did not give me any benefits at all, but after all, I have been recognized by the Lord of Hell, maybe more or less, It has been recognized by the hell world. It has a little bit of the devil's aura, even though this devil is a weak chicken and has more water than water-filled pork.
Such a tiny bit of the devil's aura, which even I myself had never noticed, scared away those monsters. Although this was just Dia's guess, it seemed very metaphysical. But I believed it.
After all, no matter what, this is considered a master's momentum, isn't it? I, a pseudo-savior who has always lacked the aura of a master, now finally has a little bit of it. What's sad is that ordinary people and adventurers can't feel it, but monsters feel it first.
In short, this delicious reason, whether it is true or not, I will eat it first and then talk about it. Anyway, there is no tick in it.
As for why Tia was hesitant and unwilling to tell me at first, this girl’s reason is simple. It was very simple. She asked me to stay on the pretext of accompanying her to practice. If I knew that I couldn't meet monsters at all and it would be impossible to practice, I might have to take her back.
To put it simply, she just wants to spend a honeymoon with me in the desert. This girl, I really don’t know what to say to her. Wait until you return to the Horadric clan. The return of Tia and I was naturally warmly welcomed, so Elder Tyne waved his hand. Let’s have a dinner party for the whole village to celebrate.
From this, I can see that as the Horadric tribe has taken root and stabilized, they seem to be gradually getting rid of the food crisis. Well, this is a good thing.
When I saw what was served was a feast of sandworms, scorpions, poisonous snakes and lizards, I immediately felt bad. Then I saw Tia secretly taking out a bottle of Daughter's Red to add to my share and hers, and I immediately felt that the whole world was not good.
Tia told me through her actions that the honeymoon was not over yet, it was just a change from one place to another.
Stayed in the Horadric tribe for four days. I finally planned to leave, but it was because my body couldn’t bear it. In the next few days, Tia didn’t bring out any more Daughter’s Red. Under normal circumstances, I’m not afraid of her. At best, this girl can be a draw with me. .
The reason why I left was because I was afraid that Qiaxi would be waiting impatiently. She had already packed it up a long time ago, as well as the crystals. I don’t know if her brain was damaged by Raphael’s special refreshing water. I guess not, because This stupid cute dragon's brain can no longer be broken.
In addition, Tia is also working hard to reach the peak of the field as soon as possible so that she can meet me in the hell world. For the sake of long-term happiness in the future, this princess girl endured her reluctance and let me go.
After kissing Bedia in the teleportation array and returning to Rogge's camp, I immediately went straight to Raphael's tent to see how confused Crystal was.
As a result, as soon as I opened the tent door, I felt that the atmosphere inside was not right.
To my surprise, Crystal was not damaged by Raphael's refreshing water. Instead, it was overly energetic, looking at someone with a childish air.
Who is it that can compete with this stupid crystal dragon? Isn't it afraid that the physical rebound will break the balls?
When my eyes fell, I was overjoyed. I rushed over desperately, hugged a small figure, and rubbed my face against it without saying a word.
"You're a mount, you're a woo-woo, you're not allowed to greet me in this way!"
The figure king whose face was rubbed greasy, just as the flower fell, a white light flashed, and several fountain openings were opened on my forehead. However, today is different from the past, I have already developed a forehead with Ben Zina. The ability to spurt blood without changing his expression.
Although this is nothing to be proud of.
After being stabbed into a sieve by Little King Arthur's toothpick sword, I let go of the little guy with satisfaction. This little guy is really too arrogant and shy. She struggled so hard just now, but as soon as I let her go, she... I immediately stuck it on and jumped to sit on the top of my head. I scratched it with my little hands, as if I wanted to use my hair to make a comfortable chicken coop. Unfortunately, I like to cut my hair short, so the little king had to sit down with his buttocks reluctantly. .
"How many times have I said this, you stupid mount, you should keep your hair long! Otherwise it will be uncomfortable, uncomfortable!"
"I'm not comfortable with long hair either." I shrugged, raised my hand and tried to poke this cute little guy's face with my index finger, but was stabbed back by her toothpick sword.
"Ben Ang's mood is important, and the mood of the idiot's mount is important. It doesn't matter what the priority is. It's a big sin, it's a grave sin. In this way, Ben Ang can only saddle the idiot's mount."
"Don't think about it, I don't want it. If you dare to do this, I will strike. You can find other mounts."
"Arrogant mount!" Little King Arthur was so angry that he started pulling out my hair with his two little hands like weeds. Stop it. Doesn't it matter if your mount turns into a Mediterranean uncle? !
"I haven't seen you little king for a long time. I miss you so much. Where have you been all this time?"
"You're not a little boy, you're a great Arthur!" The little guy jumped up on top of my head angrily. I cooperated with my hands and folded them in front of my chest to form a cup, and the little King Arthur did a quick somersault and fell to the ground. On the palms of my hands, I put my hands on my hips in an arrogant manner.
"Ben Ang is doing something big, big, don't tell the arrogant mount!"
"Are you looking for your scabbard?"
"How could the... mount know? Hum, it doesn't matter even if the stupid mount finds out, no one can stop me!"
"When did I say I was going to stop you?"
"Ben'ang likes the sensible mount, you can consider forgiving Naida."
"Do you want my help?" I asked casually, lest I don't care about her. After thinking about it, I know that if she needs help from King Arthur, the elves will definitely respond to her, so who will get me.
"No need, no need. Just go and do your work. Ben Ang has his own plans."
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