Chapter 2854: Give Me a Hammer!
After giving Sarah some instructions, the Lars focused their firepower on me. Lao Ma and the others also came up and asked questions here and there. They wanted to know about the situation on the Holy See Hill and the little foxes living there. How is their captain doing?
"You two, some are worried and some are curious, why don't you come with me to the hell world to see it?" In the end, I felt that I couldn't satisfy these guys with my level of language teaching, so I said .
"Uncle Lal, didn't you ask Sarah before if you could take you with me? I can answer you directly now, yes, it doesn't require too complicated processes and procedures, and it won't be like going to the third world. I'm worried about being watched." Seeing that everyone was hesitant, I continued to encourage.
Among everyone, Aunt Lisa is the only ordinary person who needs protective equipment to reach her. I am still willing to spend the money for my mother-in-law. If I can afford it, Sarah is by my side. If I can't afford it, I will have to make a fool of myself.
After a few seconds of silence in the originally lively and chattering scene, to my surprise, it was Lao Ma who spoke first.
"We'd better forget it." He scratched his head and said.
"Why, don't you like to join in the fun the most?" I was shocked. What's wrong with you, Lao Ma? Lao Ma, your brain has finally been damaged because of your frequent attempts to commit suicide.
"How should I explain this? I just don't feel comfortable going."
"You still feel embarrassed?" Now not only me, but also the white wolf who always has a cool face was shocked. If it were not in a public place, we would all want to hold our horses and see if this guy is A spy from hell in the skin of an old horse.
"You bastards, who do you think I am?" Old Ma protested angrily with a dark look on his face. There's nothing he can do about it, because he usually gives people such a bad impression and has a variety of ways to commit suicide. This is probably the only characteristic about him that makes everyone respect him.
"Don't you think so too, Kurt White Wolf? We have been together for so many years. I misjudged you!"
"Don't worry, don't worry, we didn't say it wasn't like this." Feeling that the teasing was almost over, Kurt laughed and said, "Actually, I do too. Although I really want to see it, I'm not too embarrassed. What if I see it? What should we do when we get to Sister Lucia?"
"What else can I do? Say hello to her and ask her for help. She must also want to see you."
"That being said, Sister Lucia will definitely not welcome us, but we once boasted in front of her and said that we must work hard to become famous. It depends on the results, but now we are running away as tourists. You should be able to understand that when you go to visit the Holy See Mountain, you are a bit humble, Boss Fan, and as a male chauvinist, you should be able to understand!"
The more Kurt talked, the more excited he became. If I hadn't pushed him away in disgust, he would have turned his big face towards me and sprayed me with spittle.
"Hey, don't talk nonsense, I'm not a masculine person." I saw Vilas and Sarah from the corner of my eyes, although I have long known that I have such signs of masculinity, especially as the head of the family. Yes, but you can't admit it in front of the girls.
"It's somewhat understandable. But I remember that when I came here before, you were all happy and came to join in the fun. At that time, you didn't necessarily have to hold your head high in front of the little fox."
"That was then, and now is now. At that time, Sister Lucia was still in the third world, and she always felt that she was not far away from us. What she thought in her heart was that with our talents, as long as we work hard for another five or ten years, After all, I can get to the third world and reunite with Sister Lucia, but now. Sister Lucia suddenly has the power to rush to the hell world, and the threshold of the hell world is so high that only domain-level experts can barely get one. Tickets, if we don’t make progress, how can we be worthy of the big sister?”
"That's it. It's not easy for you, heartless old Ma, to think of this. I understand. Just work hard and I will cheer for you." He patted Old Ma on the shoulder. I said sincerely, but Lao Ma didn't seem to be interested. Instead, he kept mumbling with an unhappy expression.
"Why do I feel that I have been underestimated by you? What image did I have in your mind before?"
Kurt Bailang and I looked at each other and smiled without saying a word.
Your image, do you need to say more? Old horse, you should bear the reputation of being the Emperor of Death to the end.
"However, if one day Sister Lucia's death comes, you must remember to inform us." Lao Ma muttered sadly for a while, then cheered up again, and became the lively little expert in seeking death again.
"Why, didn't you say you should work hard? Even if the little fox comes, you should work hard and let her see your progressive side." I pretended not to understand.
"Nonsense, the boss can rest, can't the younger brother take a break? Right." The first half of Lao Ma's sentence was majestic, but the momentum changed in the second half. If I have to describe it, it's like the protagonist and the supporting role. A certain bald head.
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What he said was so reasonable that I was speechless.
"Uncle Lal, where are you?" I ignored Lucia's team, who was holding the old horse on the ground and punching and kicking me. I turned my head and looked at Lal Santiaozi.
"We cough, let's forget it."
"Eh, why?" I was really surprised at this moment. La Lazi asked his daughter shamelessly, which meant that he really wanted to see the scenery of the hell world. Moreover, they didn't have "I" like Lucia's team. "I have a high school classmate who drives a McLaren", so why did I suddenly give in?
"I also have to work hard and make progress. I can't just idle around all the time, understand?" Lar glared at me, his eyelids kept twitching, as if he wanted to imply something.
I thought about it for a while and finally understood.
Isn't it just because of what Lao Ma said about making progress just now that Lal and the others couldn't afford to agree. Damn it, even Tiaobi Lao Ma can say such a thing, if we still have the shamelessness to follow, wouldn’t we be worse than Lao Ma?
It would be okay if Sarah was not there, maybe these shameless people would think about it and face the difficulties, but it would be different if Sarah was there. Lar has to maintain the tall image of his father! !
Although I don't think he has a tall image in front of Sarah.
"What about you, do you think so too?" I looked at the other people, Doug and Geoff, and they seemed to be quite moved as well. But the boss was scared. They probably thought it was pointless to run away, so they all shook their heads.
"Forget it, with our current strength, we won't be able to brag happily even if we go to the hell world." Doug suddenly looked disgusted. It seems to be saying, what is the difference between a place that cannot be boasted and a salted fish?
Gefu is an honest person and said that from the public perspective, let alone Lisa, she is an ordinary person and knows that she will cause trouble to everyone. She will not go if her husband does not go.
"Hey, why didn't one or two people agree to go but they didn't go? I thought the Holy See Hill would finally become lively." Seeing that everyone refused, I felt very disappointed. Are these best friends who have been joking with him for more than ten years finally entering serious mode?
Anyway, it's not difficult to come here. Next time, let's invite everyone together to make it more lively.
There is no such thing as a feast that never ends. Seeing that a long time has passed, we finally said goodbye to Lal and Lao Ma. We set foot on the teleportation array again and came to Harrogath. We then teleported through the World Stone and chose Teleportation to hell world. After a lot of tossing, everyone finally arrived at their destination.
Sarah and Vilas came out of the teleportation array, feeling extremely unwell, and their strength was still a bit weak. The hell teleportation was not friendly to them. I was prepared for this. I was the first to arrive, so I asked Linya to arrange it. After Vilas and Sarah arrived, I sent them to the room to rest one by one.
Instead, it was the twin princesses who came with them. The condition is better. Although her face is pale, she can still jump up and down. Think about it. For the sake of their family, Vilas and Sarah have half given up on training and improvement. However, the twin princesses have high hopes for Akela and have never stopped improving themselves. , now, the strength of the daughters has surpassed that of the mothers.
However, although their condition was acceptable, I asked Linya to send them to their room to rest.
Hey, did I forget someone? Princess Sanwu, what's wrong with you, Princess Sanwu!
After letting Hilmanya who followed after to take away the fainted Princess Sanwu, only Crystal, the dragon girl Reina and Benzina were left. As for the other four dragon girls including Aikalay , in order to save time, we have arrived half a day earlier than us. After all, there is still an hour left before hell teleportation, which is extremely inconvenient when there are many people.
How I hope these three guys can save me some time. Crystal is just a clingy idiot and a foodie. I really can’t figure out the reason why Ben Zina and Dragon Reina have to go out with us. You guys usually Isn’t it because the boss is unhappy with me? If it's because of Vilas and the others, it doesn't seem like it, especially the evil dragon Lena, they've just known each other for a long time.
Forget it, this Druid is very merciful and will squander my tens of millions of dollars per second. I will wait for you.
In the end, the three of them didn't appreciate it. When Crystal came, she glanced at me and saw that she was not in the mother form she liked. She just said hello and ran off to find someone to play with. Dragon Girl and Ben Zina even looked like I should. The natural expressions on their faces are really irritating.
Forget it, don't bother them, I have a more important thing to do now, which is related to the reputation of the head of my family.
When I arrived in front of the Demon King's Hall, I clicked twice on my left and right palms, then I picked up a big hammer with a strength of 25°, and wanted to smash it down, in the name of my own integrity.
As a result, he was pushed to the ground by Ben Zina and Dragon Reina who had not walked far away.
"Let go, let me go, I'm going to smash this thing!" I struggled desperately, but my strong body, which could lift a hammer with a strength requirement of 25°, could not struggle against two slender girls who looked weak.
One of these damn things is a magic crystal, and the other is the power of a dragon!
"Don't be like this, I understand how you feel now, but give up." Ben Zina's voice suddenly became softer and full of compassion.
"Yes, yes, this is a gift from those respectable workers who spent countless efforts to create it, and it is a gift to you, a fool. How can you not appreciate it?" Evil Dragon Leina also advised in a persuasive tone.
"Shut up, I don't want such a malicious gift!" I struggled even harder, but unfortunately the two girls holding me down were as firm as a rock, and even their fingers did not move under my fierce struggle.
"Look, those people are crying."
"Is the Great Monkey Demon finally going to destroy humanity? Although I already knew that one day you would take this step, I didn't expect it so quickly. I have to write a letter to Tia to divorce you."
"I think you two are just worried that the world will not be in chaos and that I won't lose my moral integrity!" I was furious.
Princess Leona and Nana looked at each other and said in unison: "You actually saw it."
"You" I almost spit out my blood in anger, you can't be so honest!
At this time, seeing that there was a lot of fun here, people gradually gathered around me. Seeing this, Ben Zina and Dragon Reina also let go of me.
What a great opportunity, don’t think that I won’t dare to open it because there are so many people! I am a temporary worker in the demolition office, a fighter jet on my mobile phone! ! !
Holding the sledgehammer high, I was about to charge forward, but there was a figure in the crowd in front of me, blinking and watching my every move curiously.
I stumbled on my feet and almost fell to the ground. I put the hammer behind my back with a smile and greeted the other party.
"Hey, Juliet, morning."
"Your Highness, what are you doing? Can Juliet help?" When the confused knight saw me seeing her, his eyes lit up and he immediately ran over, and his slender hands pulled on my cuffs and held on.
"It's nothing, I just feel right. I feel that I haven't exercised recently, so I want to do some exercise, you see." Putting on a smile that was more pitiful than crying, I waved the giant hammer in my hand loudly a few times, and finally waved I made a pose that I thought was majestic and ended this radio gymnastics.
Benzina and Dragon Reina, who were watching this scene not far behind, kept snickering, knowing that this stupid druid had nothing to do with a girl like Juliet.
Just hum! !
"Juliet, can you also play with Your Highness?" The confused knight didn't take it seriously and didn't take the people around him as a problem. It seemed as if she and I were the only two people left in the world. Well, this sentence is not that. I mean, with her single core and single thread, once she focuses on talking to me, she can no longer pay attention to other people.
An obvious example is that I was walking with the Mipa Knight and the Confusion Knight. When the three of them were chatting with each other, she had to focus on the conversation of two people at the same time, and the reflex arc setting would often appear, and the first half of the sentence would be too long. Normal, the second half of the sentence means that I ran away a few days ago... (To be continued.)
When the ground comes down and the clouds come down, come to the pavilion and you can get the view.】