Diablo Destruction

Chapter 2876: No Time to Explain, Hurry Up...

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After getting enough information from the evil dragon Lena, I have been sitting outside the courtyard, lost in thought, or simply in a daze.

Is it a coincidence? The history of the Ten Kings of Hell actually has many similarities with the dream I had last night, such as the growth from weak to strong, and the civil strife that followed.

The only information asymmetry is the existence of myself in the dream. According to the narration of the evil dragon Lena, there was no such person in that period of history who adopted the Ten Kings of Hell and took care of them. Even the Ten Kings of Hell When Wang was first born, he couldn't figure out whether he stayed together to keep each other warm, or whether he worked independently and eventually reached the pinnacle of his life.

Why do I have such strange and realistic dreams? Maybe you should ask Evelina, but this guy has been pretending to be dead, so don't count on it for the time being.

"Dad, Dad, if you have time, please go for a walk with Xi Lusi (Ai Kelu)." When I was in a daze, my arms were suddenly hugged from left to right, and the soft and delicate body was pressed against me. The coquettish sound is as sweet to the ears as it is to the heart.

Looking back, it turned out to be the twin princesses.

I had just come back from my meditation, and my mind was still mixed with the information I got from the evil dragon Rena, as well as the weird dream I had last night. When I turned around, my vision became a little blurry.

In a trance, Xilusi and Aikolu had two identical pretty faces that should have been deeply ingrained in their hearts. It gradually became blurry, then blurry, and then. They seemed to have turned into two other blurry faces, a bit unfamiliar. A bit familiar, and a bit nostalgic.

I shook my head vigorously. Really, I almost made myself stupid for dreaming. I couldn't distinguish between reality and dream, and I thought Silos Ecolu was a character in the dream.

"What's wrong, Dad? Are you feeling unwell?" Seeing my series of unusual movements, the twin princesses hugged my arms tighter. He came up to me with concern, and gently touched my forehead with two soft little hands.

"I'm fine, maybe I didn't sleep well last night." Feeling warm in my heart, I held the twin princesses' little hands, kissed them gently on the back of the hands, and comforted them with a smile.

"You didn't sleep... okay?" I was confused for a second or two, and then, for some reason, the twin princesses' faces suddenly turned rosy, and their dark eyes showed shyness, and the moist and charming water flowed gently.

etc. What are you thinking about right now? What do you think of? I have a bad feeling, as the world's number one daughter control. The thing I fear most is being misunderstood by my precious daughter, so I must explain clearly.

"What's going on? Is there anything wrong with what I just said...?"

"Could it be that...Dad...Dad and Sister Alice...played early in the morning...could it be...that one night...that..."

My younger sister, Aikelu, was bolder and spoke out her guesses intermittently under my gentle gaze. My older sister, Siluth, had already blushed with embarrassment and buried her head in my arms without daring to raise her head.

"..."

"…………"

My daughter...my baby girl...my pure and innocent baby girl, how bad has she learned? Just one sentence can relate to this extent. Princess Sanwu, how many strange things have you taught Xilu, Aikelu and the others? Looking back, I won’t beat your ass into a monkey!

But first. The misunderstanding must be explained to the precious daughters first, although having a father explain this kind of thing to his daughter is a bit... woo woo woo. A bit of a moral breakdown.

"Xilusi Aikelu, you have misunderstood. Things are definitely not what you think."

"real?"

"of course it's true?"

"So... you didn't do anything at all?"

"..." I looked at Aikolu with my mouth wide open. My princess, are you deliberately trying to embarrass me by breaking the casserole and asking what kind of trouble you are trying to make?

Not only Aikolu, but also Silos endured strong shyness, raised her head, and cast an inquiring gaze over the twins whose power increased tenfold after merging.

"This... this... cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough. No matter what happens, don't imitate little Jasmine!" I hesitated for a few times, and then I suddenly realized that it was time to take up the majesty of my father, and I couldn't Let the twin princesses continue to ask.

Sure enough, after seeing me react, Xilusi and Aikolu quietly vomited **** and didn't ask any more questions, which made me relieved.

However, the faint...ahem, complicated looks they cast over me from time to time gradually became a bit too much for me.

"Let's go, let's go. Didn't you say we want to take a walk? Let's go. Let's go to the central square, or to the lake, or to the forest, or should we simply go to the grassland to see Willas grazing?"

"First go watch Lilith practice, then go to the lakeside, then go back to the village square to rest for a while, and finally go to visit Mother Willas." The twin princesses looked at each other and spoke in unison with bright smiles.

"Don't I have to spend the whole day with you?" I laughed dumbly.

"Dad...don't you want to?"

Facing the pitiful gaze of my precious daughter, my daughter's controlling soul suddenly exploded and became uncontrollable: "How could it be possible? I mean, there is not enough time in one day. I want to accompany my precious daughters for the rest of my life."

"It's agreed." In the blink of an eye, Xilusi Aikelu's pitiful eyes became overflowing with happiness. Hey, wait a minute, it changed too fast. Could it be that I was fooled?

Sa Qili loved her good student so much that I was a little jealous. I secretly wondered, could it be that she wanted to steal my daughter from me? This is not okay, even if she is Aunt Qili, Xiao Heitan is my... ahem, the unique daughter of me and Huang Duanzi's maid, no one will let her go.

Therefore, the suspicious and idiotic father who was afraid that Little Heitan would be snatched away almost every day these days went to the place where Little Heitan trained, in the name of strengthening the relationship. The advice of the Twin Princesses just clicked my heart.

The training ground is not inside the Holy See Mountain, even if you think about it, even though the inside of the Holy See Mountain has been reinforced with magic. It is already quite strong, but it cannot be said that these are all domain level or even world power level experts. After messing around inside the Holy See Hill, aren't there still many places outside that can be used?

Ever since. The monster-free area within a ten-mile radius of the Holy See Mountain has become a natural open-air arena, so it doesn't matter if you play to your heart's content.

Xiao Heitan's training ground is located very close to the Holy See Mountain. It is so safe that I can boldly walk there with the twin princesses who are weak (compared to the hell world).

Sa Qili is not here. As a member of the Demon King's army, no matter how much she loves Xiao Heitan. She could also hone herself and improve her own strength. Moreover, the pressure brought by her precious student was not that small - Xiao Heitan's progress was so fast that Sa Qili began to imagine how many years it would take her to surpass her. Myself as a teacher.

Although this was inevitable with Xiao Heitan's talent, in order to maintain the dignity of the teacher, Sa Qili still wanted to push this time forward desperately. The only way was to continuously improve her strength.

In an unexpectedly subtle way, our Aunt Qili has a cute and unconvinced character like a child, which made me secretly chuckle for a long time.

The pornographic maid took the place of Sa Qili who was out training, supervising and protecting her daughter's training. I also admire this little maid very much. Even though she has a heavy burden to build the Holy See Mountain intelligence system, she still grits her teeth and spares a lot of time to accompany Xiao Heitan. If this stupid maid could be more normal and stop selling her moral integrity and expired contraceptive pills all the time, I could give her the title of an excellent mother.

"What's the point of Your Highness's visit? It's enough for me to take care of Xiao Heitan here. Your Highness can do more meaningful things." In front of the Twin Princesses, Huang Duanzi's maid still has some moral integrity, but not much. No, I was kicked out just after I arrived. She clearly wants to monopolize my daughter to cultivate feelings, how can I let her succeed.

"Coming to visit my daughter. Is it meaningless?"

"Having me as your mother is enough."

"You didn't say that, Xiao Heitan would never say such a thing. Stop lying to me!" Although she knew that the dirty maid was deceiving. I'm still hurt.

"Tsk, the prince, who was just an idiot, has actually become smarter." Seeing that the twin princesses had already run up to cheer their sister, the arrogant maid immediately revealed her true colors.

"I'm fine no matter what, but you, an idiot maid, started to try to deceive me with such clumsy lies. Could it be that you're at the end of your rope?"

"Could it be that the Beast Prince is no longer satisfied with ordinary objects, and even wants a donkey... I won't imitate a donkey's braying, please spare me and vent your perverted power on others."

"..." Withdrawing the preface, this guy is still very venomous and has no moral integrity.

"Hmph, just take advantage of the moment to show off your rhetoric. Just don't cry and apologize and beg for mercy later."

"I can have such a smart mouth..." After a pause, the pornographic maid showed a serious business smile like an advertising salesperson, holding a delicate small porcelain bottle in her hand: "It's all because of this, the expired secret medicine passed down from ancestors. , after eating it, even the stupid Prince can become eloquent."

"The word "expired" has completely exposed what your ancestral secret medicine is. Please don't use my reputation as publicity."

"As long as you tell me [this is the secret medicine that His Royal Highness takes every day, which is why he can coax Her Majesty into submission with just one mouth], it will definitely sell well. What should we do? The supply will be insufficient, so we can only Have you resorted to raising prices?"

"Are you worried too much? Not only am I also trying to use Artoria's reputation as a false promotion? Doesn't it matter even if I'm caught by Carol and put in a cell to reflect?"

"Woo~~~" When she heard her sister's name, the slutty maid finally restrained herself and let out a small cry: "The idiot prince is really a devil, he can do something so terrifying, and he is definitely one size smaller than me. Guys are threatening me.”

"Very good. I've recorded the sound. Let's show it to Carolie another day. I'm really looking forward to what will happen."

"I was wrong. It doesn't matter if I become the childbearing tool of the devilish Prince. It doesn't matter if I am ordered to have eight children in three years. Please be sure not to let Carol know about this."

"Who did you learn this hateful thing about admitting mistakes so readily?" I gritted my teeth angrily, and I could somewhat understand the mood of the evil dragon Lena when she faced me just now.

"Aren't you going to complain about having eight children in three years?" The pornographic maid pursed her lips, seeming a little dissatisfied with her desires.

"I won't be fooled. How can I give birth to eight children in three years? It's not a sow!"

"Are you trying to metaphorize this? He is indeed the prince of ghosts and beasts. It's so scary. Not only will my body be polluted, but my spirit will also be polluted."

"I am the one whose spirit is polluted!"

"Actually, I made a calculation. As long as there are triplets or more, we may be able to complete the task. Eight in three years."

"This is a blind spot." I looked shocked. Yes, triplets, I still lack this setting!

"However, the probability of giving birth to triplets is really low."

"Yes, it's pitifully low."

"So I did another calculation."

"Forget what?"

"Based on the fertility of His Highness the Ghost Prince, who has the ambition of having one in ten people, there is only one way to increase the probability of triplets, and that is to win at least 500,000 times in ten days, which translates to 50,000 times per day. , two thousand and eighty-four hits per hour, thirty-five hits per minute, and one hit per second.”

I:"……"

Pornographic maid: "..."

Me: "Exactly what point I complained about first, you can just say it directly."

Pornographic maid: "No time to explain, make the bed quickly."

Me: "Are you sure you are in front of Xiao Heitan?"

Pornographic maid: "As long as you take the expired birth control pill passed down from my ancestors, you can become invisible."

"Who are you lying to? You stupid maid!"

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