Chapter 3074: Horror, the Dragon that Destroys the Vat!
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My last comfort, summoning the ghost wolf, turned into a gray color. What the hell is this? !
I was so anxious that I almost went crazy. In terms of feelings among the summoned creatures, Xiaoxue and the others were undoubtedly the ones who had been with me the longest and had the deepest feelings. Now that I saw that I couldn’t summon them, I definitely couldn’t calm down. I even thought of the ones I had just lost. Lord Luna.
Fortunately, after spinning around in circles like an ant on a hot pot for a few times, I suddenly thought of a possibility, and my frantic mind finally cooled down.
Maybe... no, that's definitely the case. Xiaoxue and the others have already entered a state of final promotion. As long as there is a chance, even if they suddenly break through collectively after waking up like Xiao Heitan, it will not be possible at all. strange things.
Now, the ghost wolf cannot be summoned. I think Xiaoxue and the others have entered a breakthrough state. This is a rule of thumb. Don’t forget the poisonous flower vine. After swallowing the painful worm Harrylu of the world power level in one gulp, it is enough. After sleeping for a long time, Xiaoxue and the others are probably in the same state now. Once they wake up and become summonable, they will definitely give me a big surprise.
After thinking about this, I breathed a long sigh of relief. I was so anxious just now that I forgot to sense the situation of Xiaoxue and the others. After calming down, I sensed through the connection between the master and the summoned creatures. Aren't they still fine?
But how long will they sleep? It shouldn't take long. It's only a little bit close to begin with. Unlike the poisonous flower vine, it can swallow an enemy dozens or hundreds of times stronger in one gulp, causing severe indigestion and greed. It's used here. Just right for a glutton.
There is no other way, just wait and see. What should I do now? I don’t want to open the big gift package given by Lord Luna for the time being. I’m afraid I can’t help it. Let’s talk about it in a few days. By the way, I’ve got something for everyone this time. After so many troubles, I just said a few casual greetings after coming back. I simply took advantage of this free time to sincerely apologize to everyone and tell everyone in the most serious attitude that I will (probably) never seek death again. Well, let's do it.
I always feel like I’m being criticized in a subtle way. Is it an illusion?
By the way, there is also Ai Wa'er, and we have to help her untie her knot. Thinking about it like this, there are still a lot of things to do.
Just as I was about to stand up and take action, two figures rushed out of the door. When they saw me, they lowered their heads and rushed into me. They thrust their heads into my arms and kept making trouble.
Damn it, Cirno, it's okay. Crystal, you must stop. Don't do this again. If you develop a habit and subconsciously do this to me after turning into a dragon form, wouldn't I be killed by your dragon? The horns stabbed into strings?
"Master, Master, you have to help Crystal." Ignoring my disgust and pushing, Crystal pushed her head hard into her arms, almost knocking me over, and then shouted vigorously.
"What's wrong?" It's so troublesome. It's these two idiot daughters again. Let's find an excuse to run away.
The head in his arms raised, stared at me for a few times, and suddenly showed contempt: "Forget it, the owner's IQ is not enough to do such a thing, please call mom out."
"Yes, yes, mom, Cirno wants mom."
"Haha." I looked at the two noisy little guys with a smile on my face. I raised my sanctioning slap high, slapped, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap.
"The owner is really a bad guy. Crystal bullied her like this without even saying anything." Crystal held her butt, which didn't hurt very much, with a sullen expression on her face as if she had suffered a loss.
"Shut up, you think I want to spank your hard ass? You didn't bring it on yourself!" I yelled angrily, looking at my red and swollen slap, I couldn't help but forget about the physical rebound of this stupid foodie. Well, it seems that I have suffered more than Crystal.
"Jingshu's butt is not hard. This is the perfect butt inherited from her mother." Jingshu was dissatisfied and protested loudly.
"Okay, okay, you're not shy or impetuous, and I still know your integrity. So what's wrong?"
"Mom's man, the idiot Crystal was punished by Veras for pushing the water tank. She threw the water tank away without authorization and broke it. She wants to ask you for help. Ignore her and let this stupid dragon accept the just punishment of the pan." Crystal. Before she could speak, Cirno had already filed a complaint.
"Oh." I looked at the crystal with the pity of looking at a dead person... no, a dead dragon. By doing such a thing, you have offended the God of Pans and dared to do so. Even if I am God, I can't save you.
"Don't listen to the idiot Ice Cube's nonsense. Although this is indeed the case, it is not the crystal that is wrong, it is the idiot Ice Cube!"
Crystal was about to knock me down. She pressed her whole body up hard and shook me desperately. She looked excited. It seemed that she also knew the consequences of irritating Vilas.
"If you shake it again, I will tell Vilas that you have given yourself the nickname [The Dragon of Urn Destroyer] and will fight to the death against her abuse." I was so dizzy by the shaking of the crystal that I had to come up with a trick. Sure enough, When this cute foodie heard this, he immediately pouted his little mouth in grievance and quickly crawled away from me.
"The owner bullied Crystal like this. He is really a bad guy, a liar, and a beast."
Cirno on the side was smiling happily, only regretting that she didn't have enough IQ to fan the flames and make big news.
"Whether you want to tell me or not, I'm going to leave."
"I won't allow the stupid owner to file a complaint... No, to slander the pure Crystal!" Crystal was really scared of Veras, who was in charge of her stomach. When she saw me standing up, she panicked and pounced desperately. He came up and hugged my legs tightly.
It's so heavy, it's like dragging a mountain on my legs. This guy is so heavy!
"It was the stupid Ice Cube. She was doing evil. When Crystal was being punished, she added ice cubes to Crystal's head. She used the ice cubes to burst the water tank."
"Oh, is it so?"
"There is no such thing. Cirno admitted that she bullied Crystal, but it was Crystal who broke the water tank."
"No, no, how could the idiot Bing Kuang bully me, Crystal? It should be Crystal who bullied Bing Kuang." When Jing Shuang heard this, the dragon's dignity raised its head, and he suddenly became unhappy.
"In other words, you bullied her and then broke the water tank, right?" I said.
"No, no, no, no, what a stupid owner. Crystal has never seen such a stupid person. Didn't I just say that? It was the stupid Ice Cube who took advantage of Crystal to be punished and broke the water tank with the ice cube."
"But, aren't you the one bullying her?"
"What does it have to do with the stupid Ice Cube adding ice cubes to Crystal's water tank and Crystal bullying the stupid Ice Cube?"
"..." I was speechless. I couldn't tell whether it was my own IQ that was not enough, or Crystal's.
"Master, please think of a solution quickly. If Crystal can't eat today's dinner, the consequences will be serious." Seeing me stunned, Crystal shook my thigh hard again.
"How serious will it be?" I was curious. Could this stupid foodie want to die again? Maybe he was planning to threaten me too.
"Let Crystal think about it... By the way, if Crystal can't have dinner, the owner's most cherished thing will be destroyed, which is the Demon King's Palace. Crystal will demolish the Demon King's Palace. Are you afraid, owner?"
Crystal was fierce, waving her two small fists aggressively, with the word "weak chicken" written all over her face.
Oh, you actually dare to threaten me. Watch me transform into the Holy Moon Sage Wolf and spank your butt until it becomes swollen. You have to kneel down and call mom... Hey, wait, pause for a moment and let my brain process. Some rational analysis.
Crystal, she just said...the three words Demon King's Palace? !
After experiencing a bolt from the blue in my mind, I gradually smiled, and my eyes looking at the crystal became gentle and kind. This silly foodie was so startled that she actually hid behind her nemesis Cirno.
"What...what do you want to do? He shows such an evil smile. He is worthy of being the Great Demon King. Crystal needs to be hugged tightly!"
"It's better not to hug her tightly but to call the police. Don't learn from the good ones and learn from the bad ones!" I rolled my eyes at her dumbfounded, but she seemed to have learned it from me, so I didn't need to pay attention to the details.
Squinting my eyes, I thought about it, the Demon King's Palace, I almost forgot that there was such a thing. It was a bottomless black hole that was sucking away my integrity all the time. I had long wanted to dismantle it secretly, but now there is the Crystal Gang. I can avoid public censure, which is really great.
"I made a decision."
"Decided to speak for Crystal?" Crystal's eyes showed hope.
"It's decided, slander in front of Vilas... No, it's to expose the evil true face of your [Broken Tank Dragon]." With a righteous look on my face, I fought against evil and regarded death as if I were a real savior... Ah, bah, that's what it was. Is it really good?
"No, it's the dragon that destroys the vat." Cirno reminded kindly.
"No matter what, let Crystal die happily this time." I gave her a thumbs up, and Cirno suddenly showed excitement and cheered loudly, as if he had won a big victory.
"In that case..." Crystal lowered her head, no, it turned black.
"Crystal will drag the idiot Ice Cube with him to death!" Demacia roared angrily, and Crystal pounced on Cirno. Hey, you don't need me to take the blame? Where are the melon seeds and where is the bench?
I was just about to watch a good show, but then, I was frightened and wanted to pounce on the two people who were fighting.
"If we go out and fight, do you want to demolish the house, you idiot! If it is demolished, all three of us will be dead!"
A few minutes later, I was walking down the street with a helpless face, holding the bruised and swollen Crystal in one hand, and holding Cirno, who had turned into a chicken coop, in the other.
"I really admire your IQ. I just accidentally broke the water tank. It was not intentional. As long as I explain it to Vilas well, how could she be angry? Let me tell you, Vilas is not that kind of person. She has many Gentle and kind.”
"Then the owner will explain to the owner of Vilas." Crystal raised her head and glanced at me.
"..." After thinking about it for a few seconds, I smiled deeply.
"But there is an easier way, that is to quietly buy a new water tank, without anyone noticing, and then put the crystal head back on, wouldn't it be over?"
"This is indeed a good method. Breeders are sometimes smart." Hearing my impeccable method, both Crystal and Cirno showed admiration. "Hey, what do you mean occasionally? I am the fire of life, the wise one." Light, the teacher of all things, please call me the sage Wu Fan!
In the Demon King Village, which has a population of several thousand, business is slowly becoming prosperous. Daily necessities such as water tanks can be easily purchased with a piece of dead skin the size of a fingernail that fell off Crystal's body, although Crystal insists that it is priceless. The precious dragon skin wanted to buy all the water tanks in the store to be prepared. She was particularly clever at this time. Unfortunately, the store owner was not stupid and knew the difference between dragon teeth and dragon tartar. In the end, he only let Crystal hold a water tank. Left angrily.
What, do you still want me to pay for this? Have you forgotten what my most famous nickname is? !
"Come on, stand still." Fill the tank with water, place the water tank on top of the crystal head, and shout "Crystal Dragon Fusion Evolution, Water Tank Dragon!"
Well, that would be perfect.
After doing something trivial, I was about to get rid of these two pestering men, but something came to my mind, so I reluctantly turned around.
"Well, I'm sorry for worrying you about what happened before."
"What's going on? What's going on?" After evolving into a water tank dragon, Crystal felt extremely relieved and began to play restlessly with Cirno. Crystal and Cirno both stopped and looked at me in confusion.
"It's just a matter of the Moon God. You guys should come too."
"Oh, that's it. The crystal doesn't matter at all. Not only can I be with my mother every day, but I also have Lord Luna who is inferior to my mother."
"Same goes for Cirno. Mom ranks first, and Lord Luna ranks second."
"It would be nice if I could stay with Lord Luna for a little longer. Alas, Lord Luna disappeared, and so did my mother. The only person standing in front of the crystal was the stupid owner."
"That's right, that's right. No matter how much you think about it, you're going to lose a lot."
"..." There was a pop, and my rationality was in a precarious state, and it was about to be disconnected.
"But..." Crystal's thief black eyes rolled, and he continued to take the last step of committing suicide: "If the owner feels that he owes Crystal, Master Crystal will not be able to forgive you, as long as you call your mother out, Hug Jingjing, sleep with Jingjing, and just pretend that nothing happened."
"Cirno wants it too." The stupid goblin was not to be outdone, but also pressed the crystal head: "Cirno not only wants to be held by her mother, sleep with her mother, but also kissed by her mother."
"Nonsense, mom won't kiss a stupid ice cube, and if she does, she'll kiss a crystal."
"What's there to kiss about a stiff, stupid dragon? Of course it would be better to kiss Cirno."
"The cold idiot Ice Cube has nothing to kiss."
The two idiot daughters started quarreling and fighting over such a trivial matter.
"No, good children can't fight." Suddenly, a pleasant voice cheered them up and made them become extremely well-behaved. When they looked back, it was not the Holy Moon Wolf, who was spreading his arms towards them with a full smile.
"Come on, good boy, let me give you a hug."
"Mom, mom." The idiot daughters immediately cheered and rushed forward. If anyone in the know saw this scene, they would definitely imagine another scene.
A real scene of two young and ignorant colorful butterflies fluttering towards a huge spider web.
Then……
Making love! ! ! ! ! !
. . . (To be continued.) 8