Chapter 3081 Fortunately, the Head Hit the Ground First

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Dreams, white dreams, a world intertwined with fog and mystery. 『

I can't see the edge, I can't see my fingers, I can't feel any sound except myself, it's quiet, even if I can make a sound, it will soon be swallowed up by the white mist, time stops passing, and the sense of space becomes gone. , here seems to be the end of the world, or the starting point of everything.

Ah, it still has the familiar taste, the original recipe.

Standing in the depths of the mist, my eyes were indifferent, and my heart did not waver at all.

When will this dream end? Are you never tired of singing a one-man show?

I sighed deeply. With many years of experience (?), I know that if I just stand here and do nothing, I will never be able to wake up from this white dream. I can only cooperate with the director and force the performance.

Taking slightly heavy steps, I walked straight in one direction. The fog in front of me was like a curtain. As I moved forward, it was opened by pairs of invisible hands, seeming to welcome my arrival. Unfortunately, I'm not happy to be in a place like this after betraying their good intentions. Other than that, every time I wake up, my eyes look like faucets that have been turned on, which makes the girls worry several times. Why doesn't this person, and this strange dream, always make people less worried?

Gradually, in the silent and white world, traces of voices, like hallucinations, appeared. I braced myself, are we finally here? Come on, finish crying and let me go home.

I quickened my pace, and soon, the familiar figure I was looking for finally appeared in the fog.

At this point, I stopped and followed international practice... Ahem, no, it's past experience. From here on, I can't get closer. I can only be a silent audience. It's like coming to a theater. Is it possible? Can you still get into the screen and interact with the actors?

Well, this metaphor seems quite vivid. It would be better if I could have another cup of Coke and popcorn.

No, wait, something seems wrong.

I suddenly realized that the scene in front of me was a little different from what I had imagined.

A second figure appeared in the mist!

What's going on? I just said that I was tired of watching one-man shows, so you forcibly added a second character just to slap me in the face? Director, you are too up to date with the times, and the script is changed too quickly!

The newly added character is small and seems to be a very small child, right? The boy finally had a child, but who can tell me how I can have a child of my own as a teenager? I'm waiting online. It's very urgent.

And this boy... I took a closer look and saw if he had lost some weight. No, no, no, too thin. No, no, no. Look at the shadow form emerging from the mist. It’s not so much thin, but You have turned into a skeleton. What have you done to lose weight like this! Will a person's body be hollowed out by being idle and chatting all day long with home appliances and malnutrition? !

There are so many flaws this time, I don’t even know which one to complain about first.

Of course, the atmosphere this time is different from the past, which is one of the reasons why I can still be a bitch. Different from the deep sadness that I could feel when I first entered this white mist world, this time it seems very peaceful, even... ...somewhat warm and cheerful atmosphere.

The evidence is that the boy in front of him, who was suspected of using love electricity to become as thin as a bone, is no longer miserable. He is either holding a broken sword and feeling sorry for himself, saying that he should not be born in this world, or smearing some red on his hands. Dye said that he had killed someone and committed a crime. The police uncle was about to come and he was crying sadly.

——If it were changed to this kind of script, the second time would be an explosion, wouldn’t it?

Maybe it's because of the appearance of the second figure?

The sudden unfolding of the new script made me calm down and watch it carefully.

The very small figure, which seemed to be a child, crawled to the boy's side using both hands and feet, raised its little hands, and made babbling sounds.

Well, it seems that I guessed it right. It is more suitable than a baby. It looks like it is only two or three years old, so I won’t complain about it.

"Finally...finally..." It was still the familiar voice of a young man. As expected, the protagonist did not change - he suddenly lost so much weight that I even wondered if the director had changed.

The babbling baby was picked up, and the boy was so excited that the intermittent sounds sounded again.

"You...the first...world...treasure...everything...begins..."

What to say?

I frowned, and no matter how I stretched my ears, I still couldn't hear clearly what the boy was saying or what he wanted to express. I could only tell that he was very happy and excited now, and loved the baby in his hands.

"Eee~~~Ah~~~Eee~~~"

The little thing in his arms was moving around restlessly, full of energy and shouting with joy. It seemed that he also liked the boy holding him.

"Not afraid... I'm... too good... worried... this look... scares... scares..."

The boy's voice was even more excited than before. The little guy's affectionate behavior obviously made him very happy. Unfortunately, the signal was still very bad, which made me feel regretful.

"By the way...name...your...name..." Suddenly, the young man remembered that he should give the newborn little guy in front of him a loud and beautiful name.

So, he made a move that almost made me squirt - he lifted the little guy in his arms high and looked up.

"Gender...cute...my...daughter..."

Damn it, all you need to do is confirm your gender secretly. Do you need to lift people up and watch them forcefully like this? Are you afraid that others will not know that you are a pervert? !

What made me even more speechless happened, just when the boy raised the baby in his hand to confirm the gender, a curved water column connected the two figures one above and one below.

The boy, who was extremely happy and sad, was peed on his face without any warning.

"Hahaha... Naughty... Daughter... Daughter... Daughter..." The boy who didn't mind this kind of thing, or whose tone was somewhat novel, smiled happily and put the little guy down and continued to hold him.

"..." I'm a little worried. This guy looks like a new father. He doesn't look like he can take care of children. Can he really raise the little guy in his arms to grow up? Even if the little guy can grow up smoothly, can he be educated? She won't become a delinquent girl or live in an abandoned house at home, right?

Unfortunately, no matter how much I worry, it's useless. I can't go through the [screen] and say to the boy, you can't take care of the child, so let me do it.

"By the way...name..." After confirming the gender, the boy remembered the most important thing.

Give his newborn baby girl a name.

I straightened my ears and subconsciously gritted my teeth. If this inexperienced guy dared to come up with a strange name, I would rush up to argue with him even if I smashed the screen.

So, when it was about to be named, the innocent little guy in her arms was once again lifted high by her clumsy father. This scene suddenly reminded me of the Lion King.

No, wait, let’s put aside the Lion King and all that. I think the first thing to do is to fight the demons and spirits, and just confirm the gender. How many times are you going to do this kind of perverted behavior? Only then are you willing? ! If your daughter can recall this scene when she grows up, knowing that you stared down at her again and again, severing the father-daughter relationship with you will be considered a big deal!

"Carrying...the world...dreams...your...name..."

The perverted father who held his daughter high in the air spoke a lot, and it was incoherent and incomprehensible. But I didn’t care. I was a little nervous for some reason. I seemed to care about the little guy, and I just wanted to hear what the boy had done to her. What kind of name was given.

"Dream!"

With a clear utterance, the director finally did not trick me this time and did not play audio distortion on me at the most critical moment, so that I could hear clearly.

Dream...dream...dream...

I kept murmuring and repeating this word, and an indescribable warmth and nostalgia arose deep in my heart. The hard cheeks that I had been trying to keep calm and indifferent involuntarily softened, stretched, and exposed. The smile of joy from the soul.

It's a good name, so I'll forgive your perverted behavior.

Immediately, the white misty world shattered, and before I could take a long look at that little figure, everything, including myself, was sucked into a huge whirlpool.

"It hurts, it hurts..." I rubbed my temples and opened my eyes. I woke up from my dream and quickly touched my cheek. I didn't cry this time. Instead, I smiled in my dream. Mommy, shouldn't I? Set off a bunch of firecrackers to celebrate?

etc……

"Who is it?!" I shook my body and shouted loudly at the figure who was about to tiptoe and leave quickly before I fully woke up.

The guy who sneaked in secretly, and when I woke up, looked like he was a thief with a guilty conscience and was about to sneak away, was he Crystal? Or Cirno? Or is it Beiya? Do you want to play a prank while I'm asleep again? It's unforgivable. This time I have to teach them a lesson, let them know that my majesty as the head of the family cannot be violated!

But the sight of her petite figure and the eye-catching, almost iconic red bow on the back of her head denied all my suspicions.

"Reimu, what are you doing in my room?" I asked puzzledly. Although this red and white princess usually doesn't have a serious look and has no moral integrity, she would not do anything to take advantage of me to sleep. Crystal and the others were the only people who played such silly tricks on me.

"Well...this..." The red and white princess quickly turned around and faced my scrutinizing gaze, sweat gradually breaking out on her forehead.

"What's hidden in your hand?" I noticed her little hand behind her back and couldn't help but ask.

"No...it's nothing. It's not a big deal, to Wu." Seeing that she was about to be exposed, the red and white princess turned around and ran away without saying a word.

"Don't even think about it!" I jumped directly from the bed, flew to catch up with her, and picked her up from behind. This unscrupulous witch was 100% immune to my German arch bridge throw, but the ordinary eagle caught the chick, but He tried his best and picked her up easily.

"Let me see what it is. It turns out to be some white paper. Did you come to my room just to steal this thing?" I held the red and white princess's wrist and raised it to look at it. I was speechless.

"Nonsense... nonsense. How can a scholar stealing paper be considered stealing? He cannot be a rogue good person." The red and white princess still struggled to argue.

"Yes, yes." I didn't want to complain anymore, and let go of the red and white princess.

"If you just want paper, just tell me no?"

"Are you looking down on others? We are a noble and proud princess of the shrine maiden clan. How could we do such an insulting thing like begging?"

"It's more serious to ask for nothing."

"It doesn't matter if you're not discovered." The red and white princess gave me a thumbs up and flashed a toothy smile.

"..." I just want to ask where is the moral integrity?

"So, what are you trying to do by asking for paper in a hurry? You have never done this before no matter how anxious you were. Could it be that your shrine has been demolished again?"

"What do you mean the shrine has been demolished again?" Princess Hongbai protested dissatisfied: "Since it was demolished last time, it has not been rebuilt. I can't find hard-working free coolies to help. How can it be demolished again?" It’s really rude to say that.”

"Sorry." Sorry, I shouldn't have had hope for you. I was really wrong.

"So, what's the reason?"

"In order to teach Crystal a lesson." As if thinking of some bad memories, the red and white princess showed an angry expression.

"Crystal? What happened to her?"

"Strictly speaking, this resentment started fifteen years ago..."

"Please start from yesterday."

"Okay, it's like this. Yesterday, we were sitting on the bow of the Holy See Mountain, drinking tea, blowing in the wind, and thinking about the future path of the Dark Continent."

"It turns out that you are so caring about the country and the people, Your Highness. I am so touched." I expressed my expressionless praise in an exaggerated and blunt tone.

"Hmm, it doesn't matter if I praise you more." The red and white princess looked like she was enjoying it.

"No, I especially wanted to push you down at that time."

As soon as she said this, the red and white princess showed a resentful expression, as if to say, they are indeed idiots and their daughter, and they are both bad people.

"Could it be that...that guy from Crystal pushed you off the bow of the ship?"

"exactly."

"..." What should I say, Crystal did a great job?

"Wait a minute, you can fly. It doesn't matter if you get pushed down." I suddenly remembered that this guy is very good at flying, and I secretly thought that I was almost fooled and deceived.

"That said, flying is indeed a skill that we are proud of." The red and white princess explained without changing her face: "I was thinking too deeply at the time, and it was at a critical moment, so I didn't even realize that I was being Pushed down the Holy See Hill.”

"..." You deserve it.

Of course, I thought so in my heart, but I still had to squeeze out two tears of sympathy: "That's really pitiful, but you shouldn't be so angry. With your strength, you won't be able to fall from a place ten times higher." In the way.”

"Although that's what I said..." the red and white princess's eyes turned resentful again: "But where it landed, there happened to be a raised stone with an arm laughing, and it hit her forehead hard."

"Where? Where did you hit it?" I felt distressed for no reason, and reached out to rub the forehead of the red and white princess.

"Above, a little higher." Seemingly enjoying this move, the Red and White Princess kept directing: "A little further to the left, yes, right there, there seems to be a little pain above the right ear, and here...here... …”

At the command and request of the red and white princess, I almost rubbed her entire head.

"The last one is here..." The red and white princess pointed at Pingweo's chest.

"Okay, okay...who would be fooled, you bastard!" I angrily shook my mind.

"it's a pity."

"It's not a pity at all!"

"it's a pity."

"No regrets at all!"

"Wu's heart still hurts to this day."

"I love your sister! After all, even if there is such a stone below for you to knock on, it won't hurt you much." I finally came to my senses, let alone a mere stone, even if it was placed below Let the red and white princess hit the ax with all her strength. The ax probably hurt first.

"No, there was a misunderstanding. It's not because of pain. If it was this level, we wouldn't be so angry."

"Then why?"

"If you think about it carefully, if it's not your head that hits the ground first, but your lower body and your butt just sits down..."

I:"……"

I no longer want to talk to this unscrupulous and dirty woman.

. . . (To be continued.) 8