Chapter 3077 ASMR (You Know)

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"Really?" Knight Mipa smiled with his starry eyes flickering, and he could tell at a glance that he was planning something wrong.

"Who am I to Your Highness?"

"Partner." I replied without hesitation.

"Where is your Majesty?"

"Family." I sneered. It was too sweet. This kind of question was so sweet. I thought you had some conspiracy.

"Where's Aikarai?"

"partner."

"Where's the crystal?" "Idiot." "Where's Nana?" "Bad guy." "Where's Lena?" "Bad guy." "Where's Tia." "Family... ah no, it's family."

"What about Lucia?"

Is it difficult to finally come? But there was no doubt about it. I answered word for word with absolute certainty: "Family."

"Oh, as expected of Your Highness, you are so brave and courageous. Then continue to ask questions, where is Vilas."

"Definitely family." "Sarah." "Family." "Linya." "Family." "Siruse Ecolu." "Family." "Lena." "Family." "Juliet." .""family."

"Okay, I've finished asking my questions. I wish Your Highness a good time." After asking a pair of inexplicable yet simple questions that were so obvious to me, Knight Mipa smiled gracefully as I stared at him in confusion. He bowed, silently stepped back, and gave up his position to those in need.

Then, with a few swish sounds, several other figures took her place and surrounded me.

"It turns out that in the owner's heart, Crystal is actually a fool."

"Are you a bad guy? Hahaha, I'm sorry you monkey dared to speak out."

"Didn't I go too far? What the hell is a villain? No matter what, let's beat up this idiot Druid who talks arrogantly."

"Who, who is your bad guy's family? It's still early, huh."

Tsk, it turns out that the trap is here, and it was tricked by the Mipa Knight, but if it was only to this extent... I put up a parrying posture, intending to bravely fight against four.

At this moment, her sleeves were gently pulled from behind, and when she turned around, Juliet smiled with a vaguely happy smile that seemed like she could see countless stars emerging from her head.

"I'm so happy that Juliet is part of His Highness's family."

System motor, it turns out the real trap is here! I recalled it carefully and confirmed that I stepped on the hole dug by Knight Mipa correctly. Looking at the confused knight who was bubbling with happiness, I scratched my head with a headache. If I deny it at this time, simple Juliet will definitely get into trouble. Being hit, forget it, she doesn’t understand this anyway, family is just family.

"That's right, that's right, Juliet is family." I subconsciously raised my hand and gently stroked Juliet's head. Yes, Juliet is so good. Juliet is the cutest.

"So happy." She clasped her hands together, and Juliet showed an even softer happy smile. The front yard shrouded in the night seemed to be illuminated by the happiness radiating from her body.

Uh... I always feel like I've been trapped and can't turn back. It must be my misunderstanding. How could such a deep routine appear in a rural village like Demon King Village? I want to believe that everyone has a simple temperament. !

I came back to my senses and looked at Juliet. She was still immersed in the dream of happiness, and I touched her head gently. Under the double happiness, her whole body was like a ghost girl sealed by a room full of starfish bread. Doesn't look bad. The overflowing scent of a soft girl made me wish I could hold her in my arms and caress her, like a cat, dog or mascot.

"Hey, don't ignore us."

"Master, master, give Crystal something delicious quickly. Crystal may consider forgiving you."

There was a disturbing voice coming from behind. Really, it is unforgivable to disturb the love between Juliet and I.

I roared angrily, boldly issued a challenge, rewarded four people with a knife, and then quickly hid behind Vilas: "Did you see, this is my personal guard captain. If you want to challenge me, you must defeat Vilas first."

"Eh...Eh heh heh?" Vilas, who was watching this scene with a smile, didn't expect that he could be shot even while lying down, and couldn't help but let out a confused cry.

"There are also generals on the left and right, Xilusi Aikelu, who is also your enemy." Feeling that I was safe, I pulled the twin princesses and formed the strongest golden triangle defense formation, hiding inside, feeling proud.

"I won't let you bully dad."

"Even Sister Nana and Sister Reina won't allow it." The twin princesses put on the posture of kung fu girls, so realistically.

"Call Aunt Nana."

"And Aunt Lena."

For some reason, the twin girl group’s eyebrows were twitching, but they were not angry. Instead, they corrected such irrelevant things first. They are not happy to call you young. I can’t understand today’s women.

Then, a group of women were chattering there, including the duo, as if they had completely forgotten my provocation just now. Something was wrong, they were not that open-minded, there must be some bigger conspiracy.

I was always vigilant, but until the end of the dinner, they did not make any move. Instead, they were like foxes. They were toasted frequently by everyone and were six to seven points drunk.

What a weird guy, forget it, it's better if you don't trouble me.

After the banquet was called off, everyone did not leave. Instead, they used the ground as a blanket, looked at the stars in the sky, and gathered together casually in twos and threes, just like they did in the Laurel Sea, but unfortunately... one person was missing.

Holding a grass root in my mouth, I lay on my back on the grass and counted the twinkling stars in the sky. My vision gradually became blurry. The girls seemed to know that I wanted to be quiet now, so they did not come to disturb me, including the most restless Shuang Na. The group and the idiot daughter group are really weird. How could they be so peaceful today?

It wasn't until the bright moon was high that everyone left happily. The evil dragon Leina bid farewell to Aikarai like a master and left. Apparently she planned to live and eat in my house again. As for Benzina, she must have wanted to I slept with Tia without even thinking about it.

Forget it, I'll go to bed early to avoid getting entangled with Crystal and Cirno, and having to sleep with [Mom] again. I'm not in the mood to practice the dream realm tonight.

I shook my drunken head, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. God's toilet cleaner seemed to be teasing me.

Yawning, I returned to the room in a daze. I took off my coat and hung it on the hanger. I crawled under the quilt. The first hand that reached inside suddenly touched a very soft unknown object. I was shocked. Any trace of drunkenness was gone.

There is a trap!

Relying on my years of experience and intuition, and showing the sharp eyes of a student of Death, I came to this conclusion and looked at my fingertips. The feeling just now was... could it be...

"Could it be that that guy from Knight Mipa actually threw Juliet into my bed, and finally couldn't help but do such a heinous act of forcing a girl into prostitution?!"

Before the devil hidden deep in my heart tried to create a scene where thousands of people applauded and cheered, I pushed it into the abyss in time, clenched the fist of justice, my upright soul sang loudly, and my heart was filled with anger against evil.

But when I thought about it in the blink of an eye, it was not like I had never slept with Juliet before, so the style of her painting suddenly changed. One moment, she had a sword-shaped eyebrow face, and the next moment she became listless and desperate.

Hey, dear Juliet, please move inside and give me more room.

Just as he was about to go to bed, the quilt was suddenly turned over, revealing the figure inside.

It's not the Juliet I thought of, but... the fox who became a missing person after dinner.

She suddenly lifted the quilt and sat up, burping, looking around with blurred eyes, and then her eyes fell on me.

"You bad guy... burp!" She let out another cute wine burp. She used her hands and feet, and the fox tail on her back was raised high. She quickly crawled towards me, looking at me from below with her sharp eyes like a wild cat. .

"The big bad guy is so insincere... I'm so worried... he's worried to death... he's such a ruthless and heartless playboy."

"Wait...wait a minute, Fox, do you know what you are doing? You are drunk." I was a little surprised to see such a frank fox, but more of a bad feeling.

"I'm not drunk...burp!"

so……

Before I could finish the thoughts in my mind, suddenly, the fox swooped down and threw me onto the bed.

"Such a bad guy must be punished, punished!"

"Hey, hey... Okay, how should you punish me?" Halfway through the words, my tone changed, and I suddenly thought, I am a man and you are a woman, lying alone on the bed, there is no need for me to be afraid. you? Please allow me to laugh three times.

Ha ha ha ha! ! !

Feeling proud in my heart, I became bold with my movements. I raised my hand, caressed me carefully and pressed me down. The drunken fox's delicate and flushed face kept rubbing it from the earlobe to the pink neck, saying that it was just me and the fox. Some kind of secret code that I just understood.

"Hehehe, what a pervert and bad guy." The drunken fox obviously understood the code and laughed playfully. Her brows could not help but show her natural charm. The smell of alcohol exuding from her body was even more... It began to be mixed with a charming fragrance that was difficult to describe in words, making people's heart beat faster and blood surge, and penetrated into the nose.

Smelling this natural fragrance that was not a charm drug, but even better than a charm drug, my consciousness and eyes began to get drunk.

Then, with a bang, three tails quietly floated up from behind the fox's butt.

Hey, wait, wait, wait!

I opened my mouth wide and was about to call a stop. Coach, this sky fox committed a foul and used his ultimate move from the beginning!

However, before I could say anything, the fox's soft and boneless body was already pressing forward. As soon as he opened his mouth, it was blocked by a pair of delicate and unparalleled lips...

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The next day, I walked out of the room with light steps, as if I were an immortal. Suddenly my legs went weak, I staggered, and I was about to fall down. Fortunately, someone held me up at this time.

"Thank you... thank you..." I looked up at my haggard face and found that it was Ben Zina!

"I can't even stand steady. Such a savior is really embarrassing."

From this guy's joking smile, I can clearly feel that she must have been involved in the incident of hiding the soft fox last night. I can even recall in my mind the scene between her and the evil dragon Lena during dinner. The most ferocious one is the fox.

But can I be angry? There seems to be nothing I can do. After all, in the eyes of others, no matter what, I am taking advantage. Only I know how miserable I am.

Last night, I was squeezed by the fox's three-tailed sky fox form for half the night. Don't let your body be hollowed out and your soul almost become transparent, okay!

I can't get angry, but I can still retort or criticize a few words. Just as I was about to speak, I suddenly noticed that Ben Zina's face was gradually turning white and rosy. Although she seemed to be trying her best to endure something, her face kept turning red. , and his increasingly shy eyes, but they can't deceive anyone.

Wait, this guy is blushing and shy? This is something that may not happen even if the sky falls. It’s unscientific! What kind of thing could make this guy show such an expression.

After pondering for a few seconds, I suddenly opened my mouth wide and was stunned. I understood everything.

Last night... there was no soundproofing barrier!

I glanced at the other girls in the room, and sure enough, not only Vilas and the others, but also Rena, the evil dragon who is not afraid of anything and is of the same level as Benzina. After being glanced at by me, they were all excited, walking faster and lowering their heads. Passing by in a hurry, the face that was trying to be buried in her chest or covered with long hair was becoming fair and rosy like Ben Zina.

There were only two idiots, Crystal and Cirno, who looked at me with silly expressions, ran over, pulled the corners of their clothes, and after much hesitation, asked worriedly.

"Master, Master, why were you and Lucia shouting so loudly last night? What on earth were you doing? Fighting is not good. I fight with the idiot Bingcube often, but we have never screamed so loudly."

These words fell out, as if triggering some kind of group buff. All the girls staggered, their faces became even redder, and their steps became more hurried. Even the initiator, the two-na duo, were so embarrassed that they didn't know what to do. Where to put your red face.

As for me, although I am thick-skinned, I am still a little overwhelmed. I want to pick up the naughty Crystal and give him a spanking. But wouldn’t this make it more obvious? Therefore, he could only cough again and again. He subconsciously glanced into the room from the corner of his eyes and found that the fox who was still on the bed just now had disappeared. Only the wind blowing in from the open window was particularly noisy.

Seeing this scene, the idiot daughters were even more confused. They tilted their heads and put up a big black question mark.

After that day, the fox disappeared mysteriously for five days before returning. No one asked where she had gone, and the person who asked... was probably dead.

. . . (To be continued.)