Chapter 3492 Is There Still This Kind of Routine?
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"Cousin, what do you want to eat, meow? Feini is very energetic today, meow."
In the Green Forest Bar, the meowing Fini is wearing a gorgeous lace butterfly ribbon pleated maid outfit as usual. Today it is a short skirt, with smooth and straight black stockings underneath. It must be said that this little transvestite is reincarnated. You must have chosen the wrong gender.
It's a pity that there are no enthusiastic fans who appreciate this little transvestite's long black stockings. There are only a group of us who are completely immune to the charm of transvestite.
Of course, it’s quite a lot and can fill several tables.
"What happened today? Has your fan club disbanded? Are you finally tired of the charm of the trio of maids at the Green Forest Bar?" I asked curiously, looking around at the bar where there were no other customers.
"Tsk tsk tsk, as a qualified and perfect maid, our charm will not fade with the passage of time, meow."
The little transvestite held the menu in one hand and stretched out her thin fingers in the other hand, swaying gently in front of me delicately. This unfailing confidence probably made her equivalent to a strong person at the four-wing level in the field of maid. , it can also be ranked among the top five and ten in the entire continent.
"So what's going on with this empty bar?"
"Don't you all blame cousin Meow?"
"Do you really blame me?" I was startled, feeling that the routine was approaching.
"Because my cousin got promoted, meow."
"Did I get promoted wrong? What did I do wrong?"
"Because my cousin was promoted and returned to the relationship of the Silver Age, meow. As a result, everyone was less constrained by the laws and felt that they could become stronger, so they all ran out to practice meow."
"If you put it that way, the Demon King's army has indeed been rare in the village these days." I suddenly realized that it was no wonder.
"It's probably almost impossible to see him anymore. It's just you idiot who is still slacking off." The little fox complained at the right time.
"Isn't it the same for you?"
"This Tianhu... Humph, this Tianhu has his own secrets here, and you have nothing to do with it."
The little fox was fierce and hard to mess with, so I had no choice but to turn around and mess with the annoying little fake girl Fini.
"I can understand that the adventurers are out, but what about the ordinary civilians?"
"Cousin, even if it's easier in Demon King Village, everyone still has to work." Feini looked troubled, as if to say, has cousin been separated from the masses for too long? Have you even forgotten the basic operations of farming and grazing?
"As for the bar, it is really lively only at night, and there will be customers at noon. They are usually adventurers, and there are very few civilians. There is no one like today, which is very rare. As for the reason..."
Feeney's eyes fell on the door of the bar. There was a hand pushing open the door just now. The welcoming bell hanging on the upper corner of the door had already sounded pleasantly, but there was only a gap. It seemed that the owner of the hand had peeked into the scene inside. After hesitating for a moment, he turned and left.
"Why is this happening?" Of course I also discovered it, and I also knew that the other person left probably because of my group's presence, but there was no way, it was impossible to rush forward to try to persuade him to stay.
Why is this happening? My cousin doesn’t have any idea in mind?
Feini blinked and looked at the girls who were gentle, lively, calm, or majestic.
I thought to myself, it's okay to offend my cousin, but it's a big problem to offend them. No matter how easy it is to get along with, they are actually crazy guardians of husbands (fathers). Even the duplicitous duo will sometimes be unconscious. exposed this side.
So she looked helplessly, showed an expression of grievance, and said against her will: "Probably... it's probably because sitting with my cousin who is the savior is too stressful."
"Are you bullying me for not going to bars? When I went to bars before, why didn't I see those people feeling stressed and leaving all of them?"
"Then... then, it must be because everyone is so beautiful and attracts so much attention, so they feel the pressure. It must be like this, meow."
"This reason is acceptable." I touched my chin and imagined that if I met the goddess of my dreams in a bar, I would naturally go in, even if I couldn't talk to her at all, even if the other person didn't even look at her. You too.
But what if there are a group of dream goddesses inside? I'm afraid it will be counterproductive and feel a lot of pressure, just like Feeney said.
“But I have to correct one thing, it’s [everyone except me] who is correct.”
"Actually, what Feini said is not bad, it just needs a little manipulation, for example, someone can change his body." Evil Dragon Lena smiled narrowly at me.
"Go away! Who can transform!" And you three, Crystal Cirno Aiwa, don't let your eyes shine! It is impossible to transform, and it is impossible to transform again in this life. Only by relying on the status of a savior to make a living can I support myself like this.
By the way, Tia, Aikalayi, Fini, and the dirty maids like to join in the fun. They are afraid that the world will not be in chaos. They hope that I can change. That's all. Why do you two, Twin Princesses, also show expectations? expression? Even if maternal love is lacking, we still need to follow the Basic Law! You can let Vilas and the others make up for it! Why should I, as a father, make up for maternal love? I've gone through the whole universe several times without this kind of strange operation, okay!
At this time, I can only call the police... No, I have to hold Xiao Heitan tightly. Only this cute and well-behaved daughter can heal my injured heart. I glanced at Lilith subconsciously. Although I tried my best, I still didn't hide it. Overlooking the glimmer of expectation in my eyes, ah, I know, I know, I also want to see my Saint Moon Wolf transformation again, right? If possible, I even want to be hugged by the Saint Moon Wolf, right?
Even his own students...had known earlier that Lilith should not have known about the existence of the Holy Moon Wise Wolf. Where was the majesty of the teacher who transformed into a woman?
For a moment, I felt huge betrayal and frustration. Could it be that the charm and presence of my dignified savior were actually outshone by the Holy Moon Sage Wolf?
"Hey, what are everyone talking about? It seems very interesting." Bisi entered the inner room and changed into a maid uniform. When she saw the happy atmosphere in the bar, she thought something good had happened, so she was timid and shy. The maid couldn't help but ask.
I was blushing at that time, but I couldn't face Bi Sihei. She took care of me so much and was so gentle and kind. How should I vent this depressed anger?
"I'm hungry! Why haven't you served the food yet? I've torn down the bar." I banged the cups and bowls and yelled loudly. While trying to change the subject, I was indeed hungry. It was the evil dragon Lena's fault. He refused to feed me and didn’t eat anything in the morning.
Hey, why does this tone of voice sound familiar to me?
"Hey - let go of the Green Forest Bar. I'll do it right now. I'll do it right now. I'll definitely satisfy you, cousin. Don't tear this place down, meow!" Feini's reaction was particularly loud for some reason, as if He responded immediately as if he was under great threat.
"Don't be like this, I'm so embarrassed. Can't you tell you're joking?"
"You can tell it's a joke, meow." Feini nodded.
"Then you should calm down!" I angrily raised my heart on the coffee table. Wouldn't your reaction make others misunderstand me as a demolition bully?
"Although it's a joke, it's very real, so I can't take it as a joke, meow~~~" Seeing me getting angry, Feini held her head and screamed, her petite body huddled up, shivering, and muttered something, as long as her cousin didn't break it At the bar, whether you want Bisi or Oona, everything is easy to decide.
It's really unreasonable. It's too much to say that I am a thug who specializes in demolishing bars, right, Sister Sharna?
Oh sorry, she's not here.
All in all, I just filled my stomach in the bar. It is worth mentioning that Vilas also helped. It was a long-lost experience. I almost forgot that when I met her, this little dog was also a barmaid.
During this period, two shameless guests came, the old drunkard and Mu Aodonggua. I didn’t want to mention the shameless faces of these two guys, so I just passed them by.
After filling my stomach, I chatted at the bar for a while. I felt that it would affect the business of the Green Forest Bar. Of course, I will not take into account Feini’s feelings. It is mainly Bisi, Bisi, Bisi. Say important things three times. .
So, after we were full and full, we set off to leave. Although we didn’t want to say it, for some reason, the Green Forest Bar trio also followed us as a matter of course. Fortunately, I was taking care of their business just now, but in the blink of an eye, they themselves closed the shop. Don't care about it.
When I arrived at the village chief's office, as expected, Beja was inside. There was no bar stool, just a table that was shorter than an ordinary desk. I almost let out a sigh at that time.
"Death to you fool Wu!" The elf princess jumped up from behind the table and kicked her.
"I haven't even laughed out loud yet, why are you so skilled?!" I was shocked at the time. There are more and more people who know how to read minds, and the world is becoming more and more dangerous.
However, let me tell you, I have seen so many flying kicks like this, I can dodge them with my eyes closed, and then...
In the midst of the electric light and flint, a sharp sound of "clang--" could be heard. Two figures passed each other, maintaining a motionless posture, and then turned around in unison.
Beyan's black ponytail, which was tied up for the convenience of working, fell down and reached her waist and hips. There was a moment of stunning feeling, but after all, I had been tested for a long time and did not show it. Instead, I hung it up triumphantly. The [Bowknot] on the index finger is spinning.
Stupid, do you still think that I will make the same mistakes in front of everyone?
Look, Artoria, Lord Martial Emperor, Aikarai is here, Lilith, Bisi, Xiao Heitan... Do you think I will show off my integrity in front of these people?
The bow twisting on her index finger became looser and looser, and finally untied, turning into a...pink girl's panty.
The air suddenly became quiet, as if frozen.
The most surprised person was not me, nor the girls, but Beiya. She was stunned for a while, and suddenly her face turned red. She squatted down as if her strength had been drained, buried her face between her arms, curled up into a ball, and let out a shameful sigh. lament.
"I woke up in a daze in the morning and used my underwear as a bow."
"It doesn't matter, everyone can make this kind of confusion. Arturia and I once mistakenly used a quilt as a cloak. No one will laugh at you."
In front of Beiya, who was silently meeting Dongjiang's father and mother, I knelt down on one knee, like the guardian knight of Her Royal Highness, showing a warm smile that was brighter and warmer than the sun, and handed over the unknown pink cotton-like object in my hand.
"Those who don't know are not guilty. Come on, use this to wipe away your tears and nose. Let's just pretend that nothing happened. How about that?"
Of course, several shadows with strong murderous intent cast behind them...
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