Chapter 3493 Society Is My Savior

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Overall, it was a very fulfilling day. Let me recall what stupid things I did...ah, let me recall what meaningful things I did.

First of all, during a private visit in incognito, I met a group of elf knights on the road, studied and discussed the people's livelihood and public opinion in Demon King Village, and had a profound and friendly exchange with Juliet, which deepened each other's goodwill and laid a solid foundation for future joint cooperation.

Then, I met the Shuang Na group again, and through friendly dialogue and practical observation, I gained an in-depth understanding of the basic current situation of the basic necessities of life, food, housing, and transportation in Demon King Village.

I met with Vilas, the most prestigious singer representative of Demon King Village, and his entourage, and started communicating in a cheerful and harmonious atmosphere. During the conversation, I received enthusiastic support and love from the people, and even became too enthusiastic and the scene got out of control. Don’t change your plan and move on to the next step in advance.

Okay, I can’t make it up anymore, but in short, except for a slight tingling sensation on my forehead, everything went well this time out.

When I got home, I heard the sound of banging. In the backyard, I walked around the beautifully arranged cobblestone path on the right side of the house. I found that there was an extra house in the corner of the backyard. Let's describe it as a house first. It looks like a shrine, or a shrine. 1:n shrunken version, to put it more ugly, it looks like a luxurious dog house that looks like a shrine.

There is also a torii gate, a mini type, less than two meters high, red and vermilion, lifelike and very real.

I saw the red and white princess biting a few iron nails, swinging the hammer head, and riding on the roof more than two meters high, ding-ding-dong-dong, knocking non-stop.

To be honest, I was a little touched. The red and white princess who only wanted to catch strong men to help her rebuild the shrine has now learned to do it herself, as if she saw her lazy daughter standing in the kitchen cooking for the first time.

But why are you building a shrine doghouse in someone else’s backyard, you bastard! ! !

"Hey, you're back?" When we found our group stunned, the red and white princess jumped down from the roof, her lips wriggled, and she waved vaguely.

"Come back, sister, do you still regard yourself as the master of this family?"

I rushed forward angrily and hit the red and white princess with a German arch bridge throw. As a result, her passive skill of 100% dodge German arch bridge throw was triggered. It was so powerful that even a four-winged strongman like me was not immune to it. , she turned around and dodged away.

"Don't be so stingy, it's just taking up a little bit of Wu's backyard."

Having said that, I'm not really that stingy. When I chose this house, I just took a fancy to its size and it's really not a big deal to occupy a corner for the Red and White Princess.

The problem is, your annoying shrine style doesn’t match my European simple style wooden house. It looks awkward! And the size is the same as a dog house. What kind of trouble do you want to make? If a guest comes to the backyard and sees the red and white princess lying like a puppy in the sun at the door of her shrine kennel, what on earth will you think of? Like this, I simply can’t imagine it anymore!

"Tear it down, it's not like we don't have room for you to live in the house."

"Wu, do you want to become stronger?" Suddenly, the red and white princess's eyes became deep, piercing my heart, and she said something that shocked me.

Impossible, I concealed it so well that even the girls who know how to read minds didn’t see the urgency in my heart. How could this Red and White Princess be possible... However, she does have some weird special abilities, such as Selling one's integrity is like drinking water, so don't take a peek.

I widened my eyes and thought about how to make things right. What was going on with this Princess of One Hundred Thousand Integrity? Her sharp eyes were like an eagle looking down at the earth. She was full of arrogance and confidence. Everything was under her control. among.

I have... been completely understood by her. There are no secrets left?

"Wu, do you want to understand the meaning of life, do you want to truly...live?"

With a "pop" sound, I kicked the shrine to pieces without expression. The Red and White Princess was immune to my proud German-style arch bridge throw, but this doghouse-like shrine was not good. It easily turned into a pile of rubble. board.

"Look at the good thing Wu did. I worked hard to build it." The red and white princess seemed to be very anxious and angry when she spoke, but her tone and expression were not discernible at all. Her eyes were narrowed like a pair of thick equal signs. , and even drank hot tea!

Saw! I just saw it! It was a teacup taken out of her skirt. Was this guy drinking homemade girl juice? ! ! !

In any case, facing this red and white princess who can sell her integrity for one hundred thousand gold coins, I have to hold back and I will lose if I complain.

"Anyway, give up building a dog house in the backyard for me. If you want a room, I'll give it to you as much as the house has."

"Since you are so kindly invited, I would be disrespectful to refuse."

He answered quickly, as if he was waiting for my words. Have I been fooled?

"You've been here and there lately, and you've been taking Cirno with you. You haven't been there for a while, haven't you?"

"Because I'm home."

Fantasyland? I guess that's the case. After all, that's their home. I almost forgot about this setting when they were wandering around the Dark Continent all the time.

"Anyway, I'm relieved to see that you guys came back safe and sound." Although I knew that nothing would happen, I still said politely and said hello. This is the way to treat guests, just like I obviously want the guests to come early. Go away, but you still have to drag the other person to save a meal and a cup of tea.

The social savior is Ben Druid.

Unexpectedly, the red and white princess really turned her nose up. When I said this, her head dropped, her whole body was shrouded in a layer of haze, and the hot tea in the cup was slowly put back, uh, I mean, she tucked it back into her skirt.

Don’t complain, I won’t complain.

"Actually..." His thumbs were intertwined, as if he was struggling to tell his friends the news that he had an incurable disease, feeling depressed, sad, and even a little desperate.

"Actually, my home... was gone. It was burned down. As a last resort, I occupied the magpie's nest and planned to stay at Wu's house for a while."

"oh."

I said "Oh" to express my understanding.

If it were anyone else, even if it was a social savior, I would sincerely express my condolences, this is a family destruction and people's death... Oh no, the wording is wrong, people are not dead, it is a major event of family destruction and death!

A few tears are deserved.

It's just that the target is the Red and White Princess. I can't sympathize or feel sad at all. I can't even say a word of condolences, and I even want to laugh in my heart.

Just like the home of the Guards Corps and the Scourge Corps, it is dismantled hundreds of thousands of times every day, which in total can circle the Dark Continent seven times.

"If it was demolished, it will be rebuilt." I read in a neither salty nor bland tone.

"I can't find any free coolies, and the guys from the Scarlet Devil Mansion are grouped together and don't want to be left alone." The red and white princess was heartbroken.

So this guy doesn't deserve any sympathy at all, just build it myself!

"In the end, the shrine was rebuilt by tricking Cirno."

Are you even willing to let go of fools?

"Although a sad thing happened in the end."

As she said that, the red and white princess showed a gloomy expression again, ah, so is this why she is unhappy? It's not because the shrine was demolished, but something sad happened, you bastard! Although I wasn’t deceived into sympathy, I was still very unhappy and wanted to give this guy another German-style arch bridge fall, maybe this time it would work!

"Wu..." She suddenly raised her head, like the protagonist of a shojo manga, her eyes filled with charming crystal starlight.

"Wu, are you my friend?"

"Huh?" I scratched my head, worried that this was a trap. For example, once I admitted it, I would rely on you, eat, drink, and live together in the name of a friend, and even sleep in the same bed with you, occupying the magpie's nest! Aren’t there many such cases recently? I have to be careful.

Having said that, please allow me to move my memory back a little further. The Red and White Princess...before the previous one, probably nearly ten sentences ago, had she accidentally exposed her inner ugly purpose? ?

But what if you don’t admit it? It is indeed a good counter-routine, but I thought of Aleus again, and the epic difficulty main mission of making a hundred friends given to her.

Maybe the Red and White Princess has even thought of ways to deal with counter-routines, which should not be underestimated!

So at this time, I have to take a strange route that no one expected.

"What nonsense are you talking about!" I slapped Feini's thigh next to me hard, ignoring her screams, and burst into tears with tears streaming down my face.

"What are friends and not friends? Have you forgotten? You are my long-lost daughter!"

"..."

I was stunned. This unscrupulous princess was really stunned. Today’s savior also won. I am simply invincible.

I gave the girls a victory sign, and before the Red and White Princess could react and another wave of unscrupulous sales was brewing in my mind, I quickly moved out of the way.

"So, just for this reason, you came back again?" In the village chief's office, the two tails pinched the cat's beard, and the noble hand twirled gracefully in the palm of his hand.

"Of course not because of this." I shook my head.

Shuangwei thought for a moment: "Does that mean you still want another one?" After saying that, he buried his head on the desk and planned to catch Beiya out of sight, but suddenly a spirit of Fist of the North Star appeared behind him.

"Don't smear my innocence out of thin air." I sternly denied: "Why else, just to spy on you, what on earth do you, a cat, want to do by approaching my sister without permission? Are you trying to assassinate the elder of the alliance? The alternate’s terrifying conspiracy?!

Yes, I went home and walked around, and then I suddenly realized it.

First of all, Lena works as Beja's assistant in the village chief's office. It would be more appropriate to be her teacher. By the way, Beja is probably older than Lena, pffffffffff.

Then Beya was killed by a single ponytail star blast, confirming that this girl could read minds.

Of course, this is a digression. Lena is staying in Holy See Hill these days and is not idle. She is either teaching Beja how to deal with the trivial matters in the Demon King Village more effectively, or investigating the population structure and supply needs of the Demon King Village, as well as the villagers. and the demands of the Demon King Army. In short, she was doing what a great elder candidate should do, and she did not relax because Linya took over her class.

Of course, it would be a lie to say that there is no slack at all, for example, when we, brother and sister, are alone together, doing pleasant things to love each other and enhance our relationship.

In short, I know that Lena is usually in the village chief's office, and I want to express this.

The problem is the double tail, what is it doing here?

"The length of your reflex arc is probably the distance from here to your home multiplied by two." It was obviously a cat, but it pretended to wipe the two tails on its forehead, thus showing off its shallowness in front of me, the emperor of mathematics. knowledge.

Should the distance from the village chief's office to my home be multiplied by two? Very good, just give me half a day... no, half an hour, and I will calculate the perfect result accurate to ten digits before the decimal point, so that you can see the consequences of Guan Gong playing a big knife in front of him!

"No, I think you are complaining about the wrong place." Before I could hurriedly run to calculate the distance, Shuangwei pulled me back, showing a desperate expression that could only be overcome by heartbreak.

"I kind of regret it now."

"What do you regret?"

"Joining the Demon King's Army."

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

I made a sound, and then the two tails also made a sound, and the cane that I usually played with stopped, as if it was frozen.

"You couldn't have... completely forgotten, right?"

"Ah hahahaha, how could it be possible? How could it be possible? How could one of us forget such an important thing? Look at what you said, Shuangwei. I was just joking to liven up the atmosphere."

Bang Bang patted Shuangwei on the shoulder, and I looked up to the sky and laughed boldly, as if I was really that bohemian, cute martial arts master playing in the world.

"Then tell me, what is the important thing?" The cat's eyes were sharp and he was not impressed by my sudden magnanimity.

"Isn't it just what I said at the beginning that as long as I solve this crisis, you will consider joining our Holy See Hill? What I said is not wrong."

With a toothy smile, I gave a thumbs up and said in a very positive tone.

In fact, this thumbs up was given to Lena behind the two tails. She is indeed my sister who has a close heart and a loving relationship. Even without the help of soul connection, she can accurately convey the meaning and save me from a fight. Crisis of Confidence.

"There's no reason... That guilty expression you just had... Could it be that I really saw it wrong? What's going on with this lingering feeling that I can't let go of?" Pulling the cat's beard hard, the two tails It was a little tangled, but its cane finally started to rotate again, indicating that it had returned to its usual appearance and did not intend to delve into it further.

It is indeed a three-minute hot cat.

"Has anyone ever told you that their innermost thoughts were put on their face?" Shuangwei asked unexpectedly.

"Yes." I nodded vigorously. Someone had said that, but those were all lies, an excuse for them to try to cover up their horrific mind-reading skills that violated moral and legal rules!

"Don't plan to change?"

"Sorry, I think the world needs to be changed and treated." I pushed the bridge of my nose deeply.

Twin tails: "..."

"Sorry, I take back what I just said. I refuse to join this strange organization!"

"That's really rude, Lord Two-Tails. Our Holy See Mountain is not a strange organization. The only one who is strange is the idiot Wu."

Be presumptuous, I am your leader!

"Please, Lord Two-Tails, please think about it again." Lena also showed a sincere look.

Hey, Lena, aren't you...going to deny it?

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