Chapter 3494: Come on, Master Ball!
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In short, I put sadness aside in advance. As long as Lena doesn't say something like "You are a good person but I always treat you as my brother", I can bear any kind of sadness silently.
No, it seems that Lena has always regarded me as a brother? !
No, no, no, don’t worry about the details. In short, business matters are important. Although this matter seems to be quite important, it is better to say that it is a hundred times more important than retaining the double tail!
Seeing the two tails making a "excuse me, goodbye" gesture, I quickly grabbed...its tail.
Well, when did the second tail grow? It obviously didn't exist when I first saw it. Could it be that it was hidden in its buttocks to hide the fact that it has two tails? The question is why should it be hidden? Could it be that a cat has two tails, just like a man has two tails? A... uh, two big sausages. Is this an unspeakable secret? If that's the case, why do you call it two-tailed? Doesn't this clearly expose your physical defects? It's like naming yourself Xin Wuneng.
"I said, can you stop holding other people's tails while showing a thoughtful expression? And I always feel that there is a message of malicious speculation in your eyes."
At the same time as the double-tailed voice sounded, the cane in its hand also tapped the back of my hand gently or hard. I let go subconsciously, and the cat's tail slithered away flexibly.
"You misunderstood. I wasn't thinking about being rude." I was afraid that Double Tails might misunderstand something. I was even afraid that this guy would have rules similar to those of the vixen tribe, and that licking his tail would mean some special meaning. I am a cat-controller, but I A suspicious two-legged cat wearing a tuxedo looks like the Cat Baron.
"I was just wondering, why do you have two tails?"
"This question is already rude enough, but it doesn't matter if you answer it. I'm born with it. That's all I can say." Twin Tails stroked the cat's beard and said nonchalantly.
"Why are you the only one born with it? I don't seem to have seen any other cats with two tails." My curiosity exploded, comparable to ten curious babies.
"Your IQ is also unique. It's the only one in the world. I've never seen anyone else with your IQ. The truth is the same."
"Excellent, excellent, do you really think so? It turns out that I always thought that I was a unique existence, and it wasn't because I had excessive consciousness?"
"No, you didn't understand what I was saying at all..." Shuangwei showed a tired expression.
"Actually, I understand. You don't have to say anything. Come on, sign this contract. From now on, you will be a magic...magic ragdoll cat."
"What the hell is a ragdoll cat?"
"The noble among cats!" I gave a thumbs up.
"That's not what I want to ask...forget it." Futabao's tired expression became a little more tired, and his elegant posture, which always held his head high and his chest high, became slumped.
"Join our Demon King Army and get favorable treatment!" I decided to learn from the ancients and lure them for profit.
"Why don't I see any special treatment for those Demon King soldiers?"
Tsk, I made a mistake, I forgot that this cat also stayed in the Holy See Hill for a long time.
"Why not? Look at this!" I took out the remaining dog tags.
"It does nothing for me, but what else?"
"Does a good working environment count? You see, the hell world is full of monsters, opportunities and wealth. Here you can show off your skills, realize your ambitions, and reach the top of your life."
"Don't forget, I am also a member of the monsters. You see luck and wealth in your eyes."
I:"……"
"Then what do you want? What are your requirements? Tell me, as long as it's not too much, I will help you achieve it, as long as you are willing to stay." The twin tails that feel like they have probably lived longer than old man Galen are not easy to fool. I could only endure the pain and cut the flesh, and said it openly.
"Well...my request is not simple." The pair of amber vertical pupils of the twin tails showed a sharp look.
After a pause, until the atmosphere became heavy and depressing, it spoke softly.
"Book."
"Huh? What did you say?"
"Books, I want a lot of books."
"Is this a simple request?"
"Don't make it sound so simple." The two tails shook their cat paws and looked at me with disdain.
"You think it's easy because you're standing on the shoulders of giants. The predecessors have written too many excellent books for you to squander. Think about it, without the efforts of the predecessors, you would have to be the one to save me." Can you write the large number of books required?”
"Yes." Shuangwei raised his arms with a rare expression of excitement: "Knowledge is the greatest wealth, but you are lying on the endless wealth, but you don't know how to cherish it, and you even regard other people's thirst for knowledge as fools. Acts of real fools!”
"No, I didn't say that for the sake of it, I didn't say that knowledge is not valuable." Seeing Shuangwei looking like a fanatical believer, I then remembered that it was a cat monster that yearned for civilization.
Well, I lost, but one thing I want to solemnly state is that assuming there were no previous efforts, there are a large number of on-site books that can be given to Double Tails. It is not difficult to meet its requirements, and it is not difficult anyway. Tell me what kind of books you want, right?
Don’t forget, we have a prolific player in our family. So far, the Duke of Beasts series has published more than a hundred books. If that’s not enough, there is also Aleus outside the family, who can be considered a semi-prolific player. As long as he can Provide her with enough inspiration, duh.
"No problem, no problem. Just meet your request. Isn't it easy to read books? Books, take them."
"It sounds like you have it on you." The double-tailed eyes were even more contemptuous, as if to say, I can tell at a glance that you are an ignorant guy, you definitely don't have a book with you, and you want to fool me.
Presumptuous, I don’t have a book with me? I'm just afraid that I'll scare you to death if I take it out!
"Forget it, we can't expect you, who is worthy of being a student of Gallon, to be as unreliable as Gallon, although it is another form of unreliability."
"What do you mean?"
"Gallon is unreliable for his sperm, and you are unreliable for his stupidity."
I:"……"
Is it necessary? Just think about this truth in your heart. Is it necessary to say it to hurt others? Can we still be good friends?
"I've received enough compensation from Beja, so don't work around."
"Beya?" I glanced at the elf princess who was still immersed in the desk in surprise.
"Why, what's so surprising? Are you looking down on the royal library of our elves?"
Just like a shy student who was eager to show off and was finally called by the teacher, the little girl immediately raised her head and gave me a slightly threatening grin, showing her unintimidating single tiger teeth and a remarkable expression.
No, I have been to the Royal Library of the Elf Tribe. I remember that the pornographic maid used to pretend to be a literary girl there. Of course, she did love reading and was knowledgeable and talented. Only in this aspect was she better than her younger sister. It’s just that her choice of books seems to have become a little strange over the years. I even suspect that she has collected more Beast Dukes than me. This is disturbing. I wonder if the Elf Royal Library is already filled with Heathers of Beast Dukes. smell.
Getting back to the subject, I looked at Beiya curiously: "I know that there are many books in the Royal Library, more and richer than the library of our alliance. What I doubt is that you, a little girl, actually carry a few books with you, don't you always keep them? Do you love learning?"
"Who doesn't love studying, you bastard!" Beiya was angry. She felt that she wanted to stand up and go around the desk to hit me. It was too slow, so she jumped up from the chair, crossed the desk, and a flying star exploded in the air. The Qi Current Slash is fierce and arrogant.
"Brother, Beja's grades have always been good." Even Lena, who always liked to defend me, couldn't stand it anymore and explained softly.
"That's what I said, but don't you think this girl looks clumsy and doesn't like to learn? No wonder I misunderstood." I pointed at Beiya, who has blond hair, a single ponytail, a luoli body shape, and an arrogant look. Jiao, the combination of these attributes is clearly a model of a poor student, who can at best draw a few drawings.
"Who is stupid? Who doesn't love learning? My Highness has read a hundred times, a thousand times more books than you!"
"Um...if you are busy, I'll leave first?" Shuangwei felt that he had become a redundant existence and planned to run away.
"Master Shuangwei, haven't we yet reached an agreement on arranging arrangements for your tribe?" Lena tugged at the corner of my clothes and quickly tried to persuade me to stay.
"A tribesman?" I let go of Beiya's restless head and thought for a moment: "That's right, after all, you can be considered the lord of a domain."
"Thank you very much for finally thinking of my poor men."
"We are all friends, and to say thank you or not is too polite, hahahaha."
"Sometimes I really think that your ability to irritate people is the real secret to getting Gallon." Twin Tails had given up complaining, and the cat exuded a sense of powerlessness.
"Let's talk about your men first. Have you discussed it before and how do you plan to arrange it?"
"We have just made a preliminary plan. Brother, what do you think of moving all of Lord Two-Tail's clan members to the Hell Mountain area?"
"I have no problem with it, but will it be too crowded?"
If I remember correctly, the territory of Twin Tails, that swamp area, is only bigger than Hell Mountain.
"That's no problem. In my current territory, less than one-tenth of the area where my clan members usually move is the rest."
"What do you usually like to eat?" I asked curiously.
"Blood eagle and hard-skinned mouse, these two types are relatively common, especially the blood eagle, which produces quickly and is absolutely full."
"It's not easy to be the boss." I sighed subconsciously when I saw that Shuangwei had so many treasures.
"It's not easy to be your subordinate." Shuangwei nodded and agreed. I subconsciously followed suit and then realized that this was wrong.
I said Twin Tails, can we stop hurting each other? Fortunately, Arius is not here, otherwise what will happen if she inspires her again?
Then again, is the twin tail male or female? Judging by his attire, he is wearing a tuxedo, a cane, and the image of a cat baron. It must be that the male is not running away, right? Of course, even if it's a female, I wouldn't be surprised, let alone interested. A 2.5-dimensional cat girl can't afford to be hurt.
"Then move here. As for the hunting ground, we will allocate a place for you in Hell Mountain."
"That's no need. If we do this, at least half of Hell Mountain will be divided for us to purchase. You'd better leave more territory. Maybe some fools like me from the Hell clan will come to you in the future."
"Then what are you going to do? Without the hunting ground, you will starve."
Twin Tails shook his head, not even bothering to look down upon him: "First of all, we Hell Clan don't rely entirely on food to replenish energy. The negative energy collected in the Hell World itself is our biggest food. Otherwise, wouldn't those skeleton monsters have been hungry for a long time? died?"
"Secondly." He shook the cat's paw instead. This cat monster has a habit of preaching.
"Who said there are no hunting grounds? Isn't there one next to Hell Mountain?"
"But that's someone else's territory." I was confused and couldn't react.
"Grab it, won't you get it?" Perhaps because he was used to it, he didn't laugh at my IQ. The two-tailed cat clenched its paws, which made people involuntarily pop up some popular expressions in their minds.
"Isn't it too bullying?" Thinking of the strength of the two tails, even in the top dungeon in the center of hell, I am afraid that it can be ranked at the forefront. If you come to a low-level dungeon like Hell Mountain and bully the monsters in the surrounding area, then It's simply not the easy mode, but the mode of defeating elementary school students.
"The weak eat the strong, this is the law of the hell world." Shuangwei said seriously.
"You said you yearn for civilization, look at your barbaric behavior now." I couldn't help complaining. In fact, I don't have the qualifications. Didn't we snatch Hell Mountain from other monsters?
"You are wrong. The so-called civilization often uses violence as nutrients in the soil and grows slowly."
I:"……"
Looking at Shuangwei's preaching face, but unable to find any words to refute, he felt like he was being taught arithmetic by a primary school student. He felt defeated.
"The biggest problem is not the hunting ground, but how to cultivate the prey. The Blood Eagle's Nest is not easy to move. Those blood eagles look tenacious in life, just like cockroaches in the eyes of you humans, but the Blood Eagle's Nest is unexpectedly... The environment is more picky, and although hard-skinned mice are more delicious, their growth rate is far slower than that of blood eagles."
"Another problem is how to move mine here first. There are many dangers along the way."
"If these two problems can be solved, I can drag my men into the water together and fight against the Big Seven with you. That's fine. If there is no way to solve it, I can only draw a clear line with them to avoid the anger of the Big Seven because of me. Fall on their heads."
Twin Tails held out two cat claws and said calmly to us, mainly Lena.
I glanced at Bea, preparing for a friendly exchange of sympathy and sympathy. Unexpectedly, she ignored me and actually tried to join the high-IQ club and advise Twin Tails with Lena. This traitor! …