Chapter 365 Lu Bu: Trick Huang Xu Into Becoming His Apprentice! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

"I didn't expect that he was Huang Zhong's son!"

Wancheng is indeed full of talents... Huang Zhong, the veteran who still killed Xia Houyuan at the age of seventy, will not worry about having no generals available in the next thirty years!

Lu Bu has been actively reserving talents for the Han Dynasty, and he was very excited by the addition of Zhuge Liang, Zhou Yu, Ma Chao and others.

But what is even more exciting is that Zhao Yun, who is over seventy years old, can still cancel the Han family's household registration. His arrival means that in the next few decades, the Han Dynasty will have an old general who is like the Dinghai Shenzhen in charge.

The emergence of Huang Zhong further amplified this characteristic.

It's just a bit unlucky that Lao Huang has become an official in Jingzhou. Fortunately, Huang Xu is there, and he can come and take Huang Xu to promote the Han Dynasty.

Well, we must do everything we can to cure Huang Xu's disease. I won't be able to capture Old Man Huang's heart if I don't believe it!

As for how to save lives, this is actually very simple. Start with the real world first. If it doesn't work, kneel down in front of the statue of Nuwa and kowtow. When the master promises to extend Huang Xu's life, he will stop.

After thinking about this, Lu Bu, like a strange man, launched a sugar-coated attack on the thirteen-year-old Xiao Huang Xu:

"Hey, I have a few toffee here, Xiao Xu, you can try them later."

"You are weak now. You can't just drink porridge. You have to supplement it with meat, eggs and milk as much as possible... I happen to have eggs, milk and some bacon slices in the car. I'll cook it for you later."

"You see, cooking with a cassette stove is very simple. Heat the pan, pour oil on it, and beat an egg. Shake it a few times. Hey, the fried egg is ready!"

"Each of you three has an omelette. Don't give in. Eat them all. Good health comes from eating."

"Xiao Xu, this is called a tablet computer. After dinner, you can try to explore it first and see the knowledge on it. If you don't understand anything, just ask the two people. I will come to see you in the evening and get you some medicine. "

"Why are you crying? Don't you like Fang Tian's painted halberd? How about you become my disciple?"

"Hello, disciple, lie down quickly, don't get excited, wipe your tears... have a good rest, your teacher is here, you are far from death, sooner or later, I will take you to the battlefield together!"

"..."

In less than an hour, after paying a handful of toffee, two boxes of biscuits, two slices of bacon, and an omelette, the scumbag Lu Fengxian finally captured Xiao Huang Xu and successfully accepted him as his disciple.

Zhang Zhongjing stared at this scene blankly, always feeling that the guy in front of him was very different from the rumored general who was indifferent to mood and anger.

Lu Bu walked out of the field hospital and told Zhang Zhongjing as he was bidding farewell:

"Lao Zhang, the tasks these two days are a bit heavy, please pay attention to your health. Later I will go to the real world to find some supplies, and then connect the electricity to the hospital. From now on, there will be electricity for daily use here 24 hours a day. In addition, I will Get you some assistive devices."

Get all the blood glucose meters, blood pressure meters, uric acid meters, etc., buy a few stretcher beds that can be pushed around, and pull up the hospital shelves as soon as possible.

As for blood transfusions, it is not possible yet, and Zhang Zhongjing, the future Minister of Health, will have to explore it bit by bit.

After leaving the hospital, Lu Bu drove to the city wall to inspect the work.

In the hospital, Huang Xu gave each of his two patients a toffee. Seeing Zhang Zhongjing come in, he quickly took out another one, but Zhang politely declined:

"This is the candy specially given to you by Marquis Wen. Eat it, Xu'er... How does it feel to have a master?"

Xiao Huang Xu thought for a while and said:

"It's like a dream. I never thought that the indomitable hussar general would fry eggs for me personally and take the initiative to accept me as his apprentice... But the master seems to be very cheerful, unlike other high-ranking officials in the court."

Zhang Zhongjing smiled and nodded:

"Perhaps it is this kind of unruly person who can save this troubled world...Xu'er, now the imperial army is so powerful that it will definitely attack Jingzhou in the future and fight your father on the battlefield..."

When he was thinking about what to say, Huang Xu, who was extremely intelligent, already understood:

"Can I write a letter to dad and ask him to resign and return home as soon as possible to avoid fighting with the master?"

Good boy, no wonder you met such a noble man as Marquis Lu Wen. Even with your cleverness, the Lord of Hell can’t take you away... Zhang Zhong nodded:

"Please write the letter as soon as possible so that I can send someone to deliver it to your father."

"Okay, boy, start writing now!"

Lu Bu drove around the city wall and made another set of arrangements. Then he found the tallest building in the city, a five-story wooden building, and determined the location of the repeater antenna.

After laying out solar panels and installing a repeater, the range of the walkie-talkie can be directly expanded to dozens of kilometers.

It can even be linked to the relay station in Wuguan to open up communications with Chang'an.

In the past, it would have taken at least three days to send a message over such a long distance, but now with the relay station, one-to-one or one-to-many calls with Chang'an could be made in an instant.

Technology really changes the world!

In the evening, Lu Bu came to the real world, just in time for breakfast here.

He didn't just care about himself, but first used a tray to put a few fried eggs, some sliced ​​meat and steamed buns, and then hurriedly sent them to the battlefield hospital in the book world, so that Huang Xu happily enjoyed the special food of the B&B.

After finishing all this, Lu Bu returned to the real world and announced that he would accept Huang Xu as his disciple:

"With Huang Xu here, I don't believe Han can't be promoted... Brother Xian, can you find someone to check whether this symptom is tuberculosis or asthma?"

Li Yu saw a thin child in ancient clothes in a quaint room. He was breathless when speaking and could not breathe very smoothly. Could it be that there was something wrong with his lungs?

Li Yu didn't understand this either, so he forwarded the video to Hao Zhenzhen's father, Hao Weimin, the director of Jianmin Hospital:

"Uncle, a friend of mine was filming a short play recently, and an actor had this symptom. Is this asthma?"

Soon, Hao Weimin replied with a message:

"It looks a bit like it. Coupled with the cough, there should be inflammation in the lungs, but we still need to see the film for details, preferably a lung CT, which can be seen more accurately."

Let's treat it as asthma first... Li Yu plans to drive to the pharmacy in town later to buy a few bottles of asthma spray for Lu Bu to take there. As for lung inflammation and the like, we can't look at it for the time being, but we can let him know. Huang Xu prayed to Zhang Daoling.

When the path of science fails, you might as well try metaphysics.

If that doesn't work, let the old mother take action and bring auspiciousness from heaven to directly eliminate the little guy's illness. As for the cause and effect, it should be nothing compared to the achievements created by the Huang family and his son.

Lu Bu drank spicy soup and told Wancheng's needs, such as relay stations, solar power panels, large-capacity power storage equipment, searchlights, LED lighting, etc.

Li Yu said as he ate meat buns stuffed with diced fatty meat + dried beans.

"We have them all in the warehouse. A large truck of solar panels will arrive in the next two days. They can be transported to Wancheng to give the people there a little shock."

"Thank you very much, dear brother!"

After dinner, Li Yu drove to the town pharmacy and bought several asthma sprays, as well as some cough medicines and anti-inflammatory drugs. Thinking that Huang Xu was only thirteen years old and in the stage of growing up, he went to the supermarket to buy them for him. Got two cartons of milk.

In addition, Li Yu also ordered 100 sets of bedding, pillows, sheets, quilts and other items to make injured hospitalized patients lie more comfortably.

As for nursing beds, stretchers and the like, we have also ordered some.

Back at the B&B, Lu Bu took the medicine and hurried back to the book world. Li Yu came to the scenic spot specially and sat under the statue of his old mother:

"Mom, what disease does Huang Xu have?"

"Respiratory diseases caused by asthma will not survive this winter without intervention."

Huang Xu's mother was definitely Huang Zhong's lifeblood. We couldn't let him die like this, otherwise Huang Zhong would be depressed for many years.

Li Yu asked straight to the point:

"How can we save him?"

The empress said:

"You buy a set of pig lungs and send it to Fengshen World, ask Yunxiao to cook a bowl of pig lung soup, let Huang Xu drink it, and his illness will naturally be cured."

Is this another plan to let Yunxiao earn merit?

Li Yu now understands the consequences of gods helping mortals:

"What about cause and effect?"

"Don't worry about the cause and effect. There are elders here, so it's not your juniors' turn to think about it... But there are differences between immortals and mortals. This kind of thing can only be handled on a special basis and cannot be normalized."

"Don't worry, it won't happen!"

Li Yu drove to the vegetable market and bought two sets of fresh pig lungs. He also cached a lot of pig lung soup cooking tutorials on his tablet computer, and then called Zi Shou over:

"Send these two pig lungs to Yunxiao and ask her to help make a bowl of pig lung soup."

"Okay, I'll go right away."

Zishou received the pig lungs and reported excitedly:

"This year's grain output is more than the past five years combined. Master Wen was so happy that he even asked someone to take out some grain to make wine as a reward for the courtiers."

It feels like this bumper harvest has given Wen Zhong a lot of confidence.

Li Yu said:

"The planting of winter wheat is also very important. Wen Zhong can ask some gods to help him and expand the cultivated land area as much as possible, so that the production of grain will be more."

"We have already found him. Two brothers, Fang Bi and Fang Xiang, have also joined the plowing process."

I was thinking of looking for some tractors for you, but I didn’t expect to save them.

Zishou left in a hurry and soon came to the real world again:

"Leave it to Empress Yunxiao. She also asked me to give this to you..."

After saying that, he handed over a small cloth bag. Inside was a small box that was neither gold nor wood. Li Yu didn't know why and thought she had given him some magic weapon. Unexpectedly, after opening it, there was a mobile phone lying quietly inside. .

There is also a note underneath the phone:

"Please help me cache the six novels "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "The Legend of the Rising Tang Dynasty", "The Complete Story of Yue Yue", "Water Margin", "The Romance of Yang Family Mansion" and "Journey to the West" on my mobile phone. Yunxiao is so presumptuous, please forgive me."

Juanxiu's small handwriting made it obvious that it was written by a woman. Li Yu put the note away, turned on Yunxiao's phone, connected to WIFI, and started caching the e-book.

With nothing to do, he clicked on Yunxiao's photo album and found that she had actually taken a lot of photos of growing vegetables.

However, there were also a few self-admiration selfies. The beautiful faces made Li Yu want to take the photos away, but he was also worried that he would make Yun Xiao angry, and it was hard to explain to Professor Zhou if he saw them.

Forget it, let's not cause trouble.

After the caching was completed, Li Yu cached some more classic costume TV dramas on Yunxiao's mobile phone, such as "Legend of Sword and Fairy".

After everything was cached, he put the phone back into the box, stuffed it into the cloth bag, and then handed it to Zishou.

It felt like Jin Jianji didn't get the treatment of a mobile phone... Li Yu thought that Yun Xiao liked cooking, so he took two more boxes of maltose and some ingredients, and asked Zi Shou to take them with him.

Soon, Yunxiao received these items.

"Sir, you are so polite. It was not a trouble in the first place and you still gave me so many supplies."

She thanked Zishou and quietly looked at her phone.

In the void next to it, the pig lungs sent by Li Yu were floating quietly. A clear spring suddenly appeared next to it, constantly washing the pig lungs, and automatically washing them along the lung tubes into the alveoli.

The flushed blood disappeared as soon as it left the pig's lungs, and the whole process was as effortless as flowing water.

When the pig's lungs turned completely white, Yunxiao waved, and the kitchen utensils were automatically placed. The pig's lungs floated into the pot. The pot was filled with mountain spring water, the fire was started, the ginger was sliced, and the water began to blanch.

At noon, when Li Yu was eating egg pancakes made by Mu Guiying, Zishou came to the real world with two bowls of pig lung soup:

"Sir, the pig lung soup is ready, and the queen asked me to taste it. It's delicious!"

Rich families in the Ming and Qing Dynasties liked to use pig lungs to make soup. It is said that the best pig lung soup can be as white as jade and melt in your mouth. I didn't expect that Yunxiao could also make such a delicious soup.

I have to learn from her when I get the chance, so that I can show off in front of Professor Zhou.

But one bowl is enough, why did she give two bowls?

"One of the bowls is for Mu...Third Mistress. Empress Yunxiao said that she and Third Mistress are like sisters. She made delicious food, so naturally she wanted to share some with Third Mistress."

Zishou's eyelids were vivid. He had just asked Yuwen Chengdu about the recent developments in the warehouse, so he opened his mouth and said the third wife, which made Mu Guiying very happy:

"Haha, King Shang, you don't have to be so polite. Let me try the pig lung soup."

Li Yu found Brother Dao and asked him to call Lu Bu over. Then he sat down and naturally took a sip of the soup in Mu Guiying's bowl and thought it tasted really good.

I will look for an opportunity later and make pig lung soup for Professor Zhou to let her experience the charm of delicious food!

Lu Bu came very quickly. Hearing that Empress Yunxiao had boiled pig lung soup for Huang Xu, he hurriedly took it back to the world in the book. He rushed to the hospital without stopping and delivered it to Huang Xu's bed:

"Xu'er sprayed that medicine, how do you feel?"

"Master Qi, I feel much more relaxed now. I no longer feel like I can't breathe when I open my mouth... Haven't you had dinner? Why is there still something to eat?"

"This is for your treatment. Drink it while it's hot. Eat all the soup and meat, but don't leave anything behind!"

"yes!"

Huang Xu bowed respectfully, took the bowl with both hands, and walked out of the ward with it. Looking at the bright electric lights in the yard, he felt like he was dreaming.

In an era when people were reluctant to light candles and oil lamps, it was really eye-opening to find lighting equipment that transcended the era.

He took a taste of the soup. It was delicious and he felt comfortable drinking it while it was hot.

The white pig lungs inside were also very delicious. While eating, he listened with his ears propped up as Lu Bu stood under the lamp, using a walkie-talkie to contact the scout troops.

As a half-grown boy, Huang Xu obviously felt better after taking some asthma medicine, and his appetite naturally increased. A bowl of pig lung soup quickly entered his stomach.

After putting away the dishes and chopsticks, Xiao Huang Xu was about to stand up and wash the dishes clean, when he suddenly felt like vomiting.

He put down the bowl and chopsticks, and before he could walk far, he felt his throat itch. Then he opened his mouth, and a black blood clot was spat out.

After vomiting, he calmed down and vomited out some broken blood clots. Only then did he feel that the air was so fresh, his breathing was so easy, and he no longer had the drowning-like feeling of dying.

"what happened?"

Lu Bu hurried over with a walkie-talkie and was shocked when he saw the blood clots on the ground. He checked Huang Xu's body and found that the little guy's previously bloodless cheeks had become much rosier and he no longer had to open his mouth to breathe. .

The movement in the yard attracted Zhang Zhongjing, who had been studying all night. He carefully took Huang Xu's pulse and checked his body. Finally, he put on disposable gloves and studied the blood clots vomited by Huang Xu. He couldn't believe it. said:

"If I guessed correctly, Xu'er spit out the lung poison directly... I didn't expect that there were so many debris blocked in the lungs, no wonder it was hard to breathe."

Then he crushed the blood clot and saw that there was still some old phlegm inside, and made a preliminary inference about Huang Xu's illness:

"It was probably just asthma at first, but I met a quack doctor and treated it in the direction of tuberculosis, which caused a cough. The coughed up blood solidified in the lungs, gradually leading to more serious problems..."

Huang Zhong's child was frail and sickly since childhood, but Zhang Zhongjing's medical skills were not good at that time. It was not until last year that he took over Huang Xu's treatment, but it was not very smooth, with good times and bad times, and frequent recurrences.

Now that the illness has finally been completely relieved, Zhang Zhongjing also breathed a long sigh of relief.

But now is not the time to relax:

"Xu'er will stay in the hospital for a few more days to recuperate his health, and I will also observe more."

"As you command!"

Lu Bu was very happy when he heard that his apprentice was cured and said to Zhang Zhongjing:

"I will get you an X-ray machine later. It can roughly see the internal organs. It will be very helpful in diagnosing your illness. Then I will also check Xu'er to avoid any blood clots that have not been vomited out."

As soon as he said this, a tiny arc of electricity fell from the sky and hit Lu Bu on the head. The guy quickly covered his head and saluted to the sky, muttering:

"Master, I was wrong, I shouldn't have questioned you!"

Huang Xu: "..."

My master actually still has a master, and he can also discharge electricity?

Lu Bu got up from the ground after apologizing. Just as he was about to introduce the supreme old mother of the human race to his apprentice, Xu Huang's voice suddenly came from the intercom nearby:

"General, Yuan Shu's grain grabbing troops are already twenty miles away and are rushing towards the east gate of Wancheng!"

Upon hearing this, Lu Bu immediately became energetic:

"Tell all the soldiers in the city to seal the city gates and prepare for battle!"

After speaking, he turned the intercom to the public channel and said excitedly to everyone:

"Brothers, military honors are lining up and delivered to your door!"

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